I Hate My Penis
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Comments to I Hate My Penis
i can't bring myself to hit the play button
LOL! Of course by "LOL" I mean PUSSY!
OMFG!!! I made it to the end but I can't believe that people have any desire to do this shit!!!
Pussy
This is totally masturbatable
it can actually come in handy when you jerk off, you can hold your penis with your finger
thats my favorite game to play when i blaze and mob the dez
ps im hot
ps youre dumb
I don't want it to come in handy. All warm and sticky and shit.
Okay, I'm making an official Deja Request to ban 420. Any seconds?
Yep. He's a cunt and no mistake.
why? has he been spamming 'first' posts?
This "ps im hot" shite doesn't belong.
It's on every post, and quite frankly, anyone who spells "boy" with an I needs a good dejaing.
I'm gonna have to go with Claude here...
Ban the fucker!!!
AND HE STILL CUMS LIKE A CHAMP
GOOD ON HIM -WINKS-
Well this is king of interesting.
Is that anything like the queen of boring?
its more like the duke of intriguing.
The earl of sadness
The squire of scalpels.
the ace of spades
wait...
Prince of puree.
the sultan of slice.
Page of Piercing
The Grand Poobah of what-the-fuck
The messiah of self-circumcisions.
im the Khalif of Mucho Sucko, which means you all are my bitches!
bitches
The PsuedoChrist of Crazytown
The psuedosatan of diddle dong
the lord of looney.
The Pope of Penis-mutilation
the god of god dammit, that's just dumb.
The Blair Witch Project 3: Season of the Dick
knight of the knife.
i don't know why these keep coming to me...
vicar of virginity
president of perforation
count of castration
dalai lama of dick slice
great leader of grating your member
sorry. i'm done.
^Thank fuck for that. ;)
How about just plain fucking stupid?
The pope of fuck-you-whunu-you-fucking-shitbag-assclown.
The Emperor of this-is-what-happens-when-i-get-bored-of-regular-masturbation
kind*
kind of what, idiot? learn to use the reply button, you useless piece of shit.
Oh, and have a nice day.
lol
too late patate, you are a MS idiot now
okay i had to stop halfway... my penis cried just now.
Well, at least it wasn't as bad as that other one.
aww...you missed the money shot! blood and cum dripping all over the place, it was horrible.
omg no thank you.
It heartens me to hear you say that (figuratively speaking, of course)
psychotropic drugs are very powerful.
So are scalpels.
new entry for the pain Olympics?
Wedding ring?
I'd hate to see what his wife is like.
Wedding rings are worn on the left hand. But it does look like one just on his right hand
i wore my wedding ring on my right hand until i got married.
maybe this guy's engaged too?
depends what culture you are in and such what ring finger you wear it on i believe..
honestly i wore it there so i wouldn't lose it.
i wear mine so my girl won't kill me
ah women.
Regardless
I wear mine is a tiara.
Christ.. I was going for a joke, but I fucked the first part up so bad it's not worth it.
it's ok...i understand it
I wear mine as a tiara.
Oh, wait, that's my cock ring!
Yeah, it's probably better that it didn't work the first time.
well i was on your side for a while there...
niggers should do this so the dont reproduce
Aaaannnnnnddd you're retarded.
Homos on fishing boats=extra chum!
you're gonna need a bigger boat roland
It must be time for this years' pain mutilation awards.
What fun is that? He needs a higher dose of anti-depressants.
Is there not some kind of nervous reflex action that would stop you from slicing your dick apart? I don't get this.
Watched the whole thing... twice fuckin outstanding
Home movies Hank?
I'll never tell.
he used blood as lubricant for fapulation...some people don't deserve to have penises
i'm fuckin' scarred for life....wouldn't that shit hurt like a bitch, if the cum got all over the cut???
venom you love watching men play with their self don't you lol
you sick freak
Isn't that how everyone masturbates? I mean if there's another way, please enlighten me.
my penis can't be cut with a scalpel
How about a diamond bladed skill saw?
thanx to you hank my prostate is out of order... oh speaking of nihon-shuu and healing prostate problems, have you tried hachi or hebi-shuu yet? my old lady's grandma has a batch thats older than dirt that i tried a few months back. it's more of an elixir than anything which tastes like sandlewood(shit), but it gives you wood
No, never tried that stuff.
yea nothing to rave about, it's just the shock value of whats's coiled up in it i suppose
I dont get it why they do this shit. They can only do it once and their dick is destroyed for life... And I dont think a mutilated cock impresses the chicks that much.
such precision, like that of a surgeon.
was he uncircumsized or did he just fuck up his dick... I dont get why he would do that.. its a bloody mess.
bloody fuckin mess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That music made me laugh. Sounded like a jap chick crying in porn.
Just makes me wanna stop shaking peoples' hands.
i hope you had kids b4 you did this
He MUST have HIV. no no no other excuse.
he must BE W.H.I.T.E.NO NO NO other excuse
i remember it was longer?
anyway.....dont think he even took anything before that, u cant cum otherwise. he is SICK
love the vid