I like turtles

Comments to I like turtles

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  danny-xbox 2007-08-01T04:09:49Z says:

  i thought the original post of this kid was pretty funny... but now i want to hit this kid in the head... and whoever took the time to "edit" the clips

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    smerf 2007-08-01T04:27:57Z says:

    Yeah, I think the person who edited this should have their head ripped off so I can fuck their esophagus.
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    element 2007-08-01T05:16:52Z says:

    As long as it's an esophagus that is infected with AIDS, I hope so too.
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    Chodogg 2007-08-01T08:47:48Z says:

    i hate Caleb Hawk!
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    JimPanse 2007-08-01T10:52:00Z says:

    Good for me that I didn`t "edit" this clip...
    I only stole it from another site... ;)
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  YourTerrorist 2007-08-01T04:16:46Z says:

  I LIKE TURTLES! :)

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    Godzilla 2007-08-01T04:44:57Z says:

    pretty good in soup.
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    smerf 2007-08-01T04:52:46Z says:

    Yep, turtles are good eating.
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    Plantshit 2007-08-01T11:27:56Z says:

    1 Snapping Turtle

    Any old soup recipe will work for (snapping) turtle soup. The main problem with turtle soup is cleaning the turtle. You have to be certain that every last speck of fat is removed from the meat before cooking. This is not too difficult because the fat is between the skin and the flesh.
    
    To butcher a turtle you start by chopping off the turtle's head. Be careful because the head will still bite even after it is removed from the body and the body will still crawl away after the head is removed. Turtles don't die right away.
    
    When the body stops trying to crawl away, dip it in boiling water and scrape off the exterior layer of skin, including the shell. The result will be a bright white carcus, compared to the muddy brown-green you started with.
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    Plantshit 2007-08-01T11:28:56Z says:

    Next step is to remove the shell. Cut along grove on each side between the front and back legs. It is the narrowest part of the shell. The tail, neck and all four legs are attached to the top of the shell. Remove from shell and you have the bulk of the meat. However, there will be some meat on the bottom shell and top shell.
    
    It is at this point that you remove the fat. Just roll back the skin and with a paring knife and your index finger scrape out the fat.
    
    I learned about turtles from my parents who learned from their German immigrant fathers. It has been told in family circles that my maternal grandfather would catch snapping turtles by hand. I never saw him do it because he was hit and killed by a truck when I was about nine years old. It was a big loss for me because he was just starting to teach me about turtles, wild mushrooms, dandelions and other natural things. He made the greatest doughnuts I ever ate.
    
    Good luck with your turtle soup. Just cook it long with lots of vegetables and it will be good if you removed all of the fat. - Earl

    From Earl Shelsby

    Collected by Bert Christensen
    Toronto, Ontario
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    Victorious 2007-08-01T11:59:24Z says:

    what!? toronto, ontario? i thought you lived in sweden, earl!?
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    dik 2007-08-01T14:56:46Z says:

    um ok ..i guess now that we have an incredibly detail recipe for cooking living/dead (snapping ) turtles ..well, i guess we should all start cooking the snapping turtles that we all have
    Earl you're crazy!
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    dik 2007-08-01T17:20:41Z says:

    His Name is Earl
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    CheechWizard 2007-08-02T02:23:40Z says:

    Hey Plantshit, howzabout fucking off? Fucking scumbag.

    Turtle meat is murder. Fucking turtle evolves over 1million years, gets a kickass shell and some wicked snapping jaws, then some homo steps on his back and chops his head off with a bowie knife. Oh big man, ooooh look at me, I have evolved enough to use tools.. oooh I am sooooo cool. Check out my mad skillz, I can kill a poor lil fucking turtle. In about 2 thousand years those turtles will be shooting laser beams out their asses. Then who will be laughing then??? huh????
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    Plantshit 2007-08-02T07:58:17Z says:

    im from sweden i just stole the recipe from a site . We dont have turtles in sweden =(
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    Plantshit 2007-08-02T07:59:45Z says:

    http://bertc.com/turtle.htm
    its worth checking out
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    Plantshit 2007-08-02T08:00:37Z says:

    they have spiders cookies and japanesse eel ice cream.
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  Subliminal 2007-08-01T05:37:59Z says:

  bill o'reilly is a flaccid penis

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    Chodogg 2007-08-01T08:47:26Z says:

    and your a rock hard cawk!
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    Leela27 2007-08-01T15:45:09Z says:

    ageed with subliminal bill o'reilly is a flcid penis, and a prick.
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  lickmybumbum 2007-08-01T05:57:11Z says:

  this fucking ruined the original clip. from funny to FUCK YOU!
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  Bull 2007-08-01T06:26:22Z says:

  Turtles - nature's suction cup.

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    smerf 2007-08-01T06:37:13Z says:

    ...?
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    IGoPPStandingUp 2007-08-01T07:10:26Z says:

    You would have to know the refference smerf...
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    smerf 2007-08-01T07:51:18Z says:

    Sadly, I recognize the phrase, but I can't remember where the hell from.
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    Bull 2007-08-02T09:09:54Z says:

    It's from The Vidiot From UHF.
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    IGoPPStandingUp 2007-08-03T01:28:48Z says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb8C7dxTGRM
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  Victorious 2007-08-01T12:00:59Z says:

  hmm, i was starting to think, wtf how did yak post the same vid as i did, even with the same name!? i liked the original better.
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  iranian 2007-08-01T13:29:03Z says:

  i dont understand?
  the guy was talking to a kid?
  and why the kid kept saying i like tortel?

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    TiredGuy 2007-08-01T20:05:17Z says:

    No, you don't understand.
    
    The guy was talking to a kid. Sure.
    
    Just because.
    
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  SummerTlMEbrews 2007-09-11T14:02:26Z says:

  im so dead
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  Drummerboy609 2008-07-02T06:57:54Z says:

  he likes turtles