I used to have a fantasy of sexually violating Snuggle, the fabric softener bear. But he would have to be animated while it was happening. "OH! IT HURTS! OO! OO! PLease stop, mister."
That would be the best.
See, I keep fucking telling everyone that THEY have been stealing my thoughts. But do they listen? I DON'T THINK SO! That's fucking it: I'm lining my helmet with lead (tinfoil doesn't work, no point even trying it).
edit to balls' last sentence: no point even trying it *again*) Also worth noting: the lead helmet might work on the likes of superman, but it does nothing to stop supertard from violating your mind with its super syndrome powers.
If she hates this site, does she ever visit it? And if she doesn't visit the site, why haven't you posted pictures of her yet? Unless she's hideous looking. Cause then we'd understand.
1. She looks very young.
2. Looks like she has 4 tits (teets? cow maybe)
3. Fuckin beautiful sight.
5. Damn it I missed 4.
6. I'm hungry.
7. Maybe the bear has bowling balls to compensate for the light factor the stuffing would have so it can penetrate ur hungry vagina more.
Comments to I Love My Teddy!
So this is where that guy got the idea for teddy babes.
Teddys on the vinegar stroke!
beary good
I used to have a fantasy of sexually violating Snuggle, the fabric softener bear. But he would have to be animated while it was happening. "OH! IT HURTS! OO! OO! PLease stop, mister."
That would be the best.
I think they did that on an episode of robot chicken...but they used claymation and dolls
See, I keep fucking telling everyone that THEY have been stealing my thoughts. But do they listen? I DON'T THINK SO! That's fucking it: I'm lining my helmet with lead (tinfoil doesn't work, no point even trying it).
edit to balls' last sentence: no point even trying it *again*) Also worth noting: the lead helmet might work on the likes of superman, but it does nothing to stop supertard from violating your mind with its super syndrome powers.
Well, I can't compete with that. What am I going to do now.
I can compete with that. The bear may be cuter, it may be (a little) hairier, but I've got better hands.
This is so cute.... cuteness factor! :)<3 ^_^
she kinda looks like a pale version of my GF... who hates this site BTW :P
If she hates this site, does she ever visit it? And if she doesn't visit the site, why haven't you posted pictures of her yet? Unless she's hideous looking. Cause then we'd understand.
Is she 12 years old?
I don't know. Let's cut her in half and count the rings.
...Wow, something Hank said actually made me laugh. Way to go!
1. She looks very young.
2. Looks like she has 4 tits (teets? cow maybe)
3. Fuckin beautiful sight.
5. Damn it I missed 4.
6. I'm hungry.
7. Maybe the bear has bowling balls to compensate for the light factor the stuffing would have so it can penetrate ur hungry vagina more.
2. Thats here ribs
3. Girls on MS whattafuck!!
8. I spend her hungry vagina to ur hungry vagina cause I know ur reading this, ladies.
9. I cunt spull.
10. you cunt press the reply button the first time either
11. You don't make sense, for that matter.
9. i am the teddy bear.... mwahahah mwahahahahahahaaaa
10, part 2. Like Nazfuckingarn, you can't hit the reply button either.
I'm glad she kept her top on to keep the picture from being too vulgar. - anyone else think the bear's ears were tits?
Is that a "real teddy"?
For some reason, the girl doesn't look older than 10.
but the tits say otherwise..I'm confused.
FAKE!!!
has to be, or else she'd have mental and emotional attatchment problems forever