I got a little out of hand with the submissions before Christmas whilst in the company of many beers. I haven't submitted anything in almost 2 weeks so they should dry up soon.
there was a really cool one about a dr. who was smuggling heroin in a plane..the plane crashed and he ended up amputating and eating his own foot..can't remember which collection it's in or even what it's called but it was good
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i heard he dosent like traveling
why, thanks, mistah walkin
someone with the last name walkin does like traveling? irony.
His next sentence would probably be something like "FRANKENSTEIN...never scared me. Marsupials do, though, cause I mean, they're FAST!"
hah spot on old chap
Yeah, FAST with some hand gestures.
Walken is the man.
Well thanks.
nice tits ^
Yes.
Not really.
Look again.
LLHoJ is a good Mucho ho. She could be fucked, and you'd feel your money was well spent. Huzzah!
HUZZAH! That's one of those words that must always be yelled.
Mau!
You got the wrong guy ace.
bullshit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sRHd5pngWE
I wondered if anyone would get that...
I didnt catch that one. Its been a while since ive seen it.
I can imagine him adding "Needs more cowbells!"
Hey guys guess what the opposite of Christopher Reid is!!
Funny?
Breathing ?
wow, jsloan - you're really on a roll here
I got a little out of hand with the submissions before Christmas whilst in the company of many beers. I haven't submitted anything in almost 2 weeks so they should dry up soon.
hahaha
dead zone...great movie
kinda underrated, actually...
so many SK adaptations are shit that i almost forgot about this one
i was REALLY bummed by the "Mist" movie...thought the short story was unfuckupable...was proven wrong
Most people grow out of Stephen King around the end of jr. high, kinda like D&D.
some of his short stories are pretty good...seems to me like as soon as he's not writing horror he's better
i'm reading duma key right now and its not bad so far..
duma key is pretty good, actually...nice to see him writing without the "Dark Tower albatross around his neck
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Dik's right.
Though some of the old short stories could scare the piss off a toilet seat.
there was a really cool one about a dr. who was smuggling heroin in a plane..the plane crashed and he ended up amputating and eating his own foot..can't remember which collection it's in or even what it's called but it was good
Survivor Type was the story name.. i cant remember what book it was in either.. i think he ate one of his hands and his lower leg too..
I bet he has seen me. And I am ok with that.
I've seen Christopher Walken masturbate, and he's good.
money shot?
"Well, I'll be damned..."
Well it is my weapon of choice Mr Walken
Obviously my reference went right over the heads of you fucking dimwits...
i love him
he's hilarious when he hosts snl
The Continental was one of my favorite skits.