If men wrote advice columns.

Comments to If men wrote advice columns.

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  Nixon'sGhost 2009-08-31T04:05:03Z says:

  "Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband."
  
  Perfect.

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    dirtyrottensteve 2009-08-31T04:06:45Z says:

    sound advice right there
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    jamiee1869 2009-08-31T04:12:37Z says:

    ^lonely losers
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    dirtyrottensteve 2009-08-31T04:15:26Z says:

    speaking of losers, you seen dik lately?
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    Emper0rr 2009-08-31T07:22:26Z says:

    Ha! Well I thought it was great, what a perfect world that would be hm? Let's just pray we live long enough to see cyborg real dolls. Although, the Human race would go extinct then.
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    HankChinaski 2009-08-31T08:34:15Z says:

    Steve likes to perform oral sex on his ladyboyfriend, but I heard he can't cook for shit.
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  Mako 2009-08-31T04:53:02Z says:

  The guy that wrote this is a genius.

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    Soah 2009-08-31T09:22:06Z says:

    yeah now he really doesn't get laid or cooked meals. fucking brilliant man!
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    jerkaholik 2009-08-31T09:39:59Z says:

    unless he knows hypnosis
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    Soah 2009-08-31T19:13:03Z says:

    haha yes this is true.
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    HughJanus69 2009-09-01T22:10:26Z says:

    *unless he has roofies
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    fuz 2009-09-02T01:00:54Z says:

    I read about an Italian Sexpert who reckons Italian marriages last because after a man has a one nighter he returns to his wife and fucks her like they just started going out, i cheated like fuck with an ex of 3yrs and i think he's right after every one nighter i went home the next day and fucked her like crazy, the bitch got a bit suspicious of the new moves though!
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  Soah 2009-08-31T09:24:19Z says:

  When your guy spends too many nights out with the boys you go fuck a guy who can find your clitoris and cooks you a nice meal, duh.

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    fries-please 2009-08-31T12:28:43Z says:

    i find that hard to comprehend
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    HankChinaski 2009-08-31T13:38:46Z says:

    Fries can't even find his own penis. How could he be expected to find someone's clit?
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    dik 2009-08-31T13:49:31Z says:

    i make a good omelette...what's a clitoris?
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    HankChinaski 2009-08-31T13:53:43Z says:

    I think it's a rare species of bird.
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    dik 2009-08-31T14:21:18Z says:

    i think it's a type of cricket
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    HankChinaski 2009-08-31T14:45:19Z says:

    Noob
    
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clitoris_finch
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    Soah 2009-08-31T19:14:30Z says:

    hahaha
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  bichofelix 2009-08-31T18:13:34Z says:

  I like the mean first then fuck.
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  Lafayette 2009-08-31T21:06:21Z says:

  That's fucking awesome, now where's my nice meal at?
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  WheresTheBeef 2009-08-31T23:06:24Z says:

  none of those were actually questions.

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    HughJanus69 2009-09-01T22:12:19Z says:

    That's because women aren't capable of formulating intelligent questions. Just bitching.
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    HughJanus69 2009-09-01T22:13:18Z says:

    (my bad, they can also gossip about each other behind their backs and watch sex in the city)