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If you're being held at gunpoint...

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If you're being held at gunpoint...

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Comments to If you're being held at gunpoint...

  • sasquatch
    sasquatch 2008-03-30T04:57:25Z says:

    methinks i caught yak in the act maybe i'll come back later and things will open up for me. story of my life doomed to sloppy seconds

    • dik
      dik 2008-03-30T19:34:26Z says:

      what do you expect ? youre an 8 foot tall hairy mountain creature

  • 1rish1
    1rish1 2008-03-30T05:47:03Z says:

    I liked the first two.

    • BraveSamuel
      BraveSamuel 2008-03-30T12:33:11Z says:

      i like you, my lucky shamrock

    • dik
      dik 2008-03-30T19:34:43Z says:

      gaaaay

    • BraveSamuel
      BraveSamuel 2008-03-30T21:20:46Z says:

      that's gay?

    • cuntscab
      cuntscab 2008-03-30T23:37:20Z says:

      it was a little bit gay

    • BraveSamuel
      BraveSamuel 2008-03-31T00:29:55Z says:

      onerishone and i simply value the friendship and fellowship of other fine young men. if respecting, valuing, and (dare i say) loving other straight men is gay, then fine, call us gay for each other.

      but i think you'll find that onerishone and myself have too much integrity to deny each others friendship in the face of criticism

    • BraveSamuel
      BraveSamuel 2008-03-31T00:32:51Z says:

      ^ HAHAHAHAHA GAAAAAAAAYYYY!

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-03-31T19:58:32Z says:

      I don't like you and neither does anyone else.

  • Terrapin
    Terrapin 2008-03-30T05:55:34Z says:

    Try that. Yeah, I'll remember to try that next time Im held @ gunpoint.

  • skulk
    skulk 2008-03-30T05:57:38Z says:

    cute asains

    • kagemaru026
      kagemaru026 2008-03-31T00:37:36Z says:

      i like how the mute one takes the gun with both hands, and bows.

  • BigBadBlackTyrone
    BigBadBlackTyrone 2008-03-30T05:59:57Z says:

    the two times i was held up at gunpoint, i used the same tactic to escape both times.... i gave up my fuckin wallet
    *safe for another year.... until barracho finds my address again

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-03-30T06:08:42Z says:

      I have only been robbed at gunpoint once and I used the same tactic.

    • BigBadBlackTyrone
      BigBadBlackTyrone 2008-03-30T06:19:53Z says:

      works everytime...

    • borracho5000
      borracho5000 2008-03-30T06:25:30Z says:

      psst the best way not to get mugged is to not make yourself an easy mark

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-03-30T06:42:39Z says:

      I wasn't mugged I was set up.

    • borracho5000
      borracho5000 2008-03-30T06:51:22Z says:

      well come on tell us the story. its not every day you get set up. you score some big points if it went down in mexico.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-03-30T06:55:52Z says:

      No, sorry, not in Mexico. Just your typical deal gone bad. Fucker put a shotgun to my head.

    • BigBadBlackTyrone
      BigBadBlackTyrone 2008-03-30T06:57:10Z says:

      barracho, define "easy target"

    • mute365
      mute365 2008-03-30T07:08:01Z says:

      1rish1
      there is more to it than that
      drug deal gone bad
      no way you get a shotgun to your head over selling a honda lol

    • borracho5000
      borracho5000 2008-03-30T07:11:35Z says:

      as in keep your wits about... stay out of shitty places and chances are you wont be an easy target.

    • borracho5000
      borracho5000 2008-03-30T07:12:39Z says:

      yeah and irish i want to know about this deal....

    • BigBadBlackTyrone
      BigBadBlackTyrone 2008-03-30T07:15:17Z says:

      so pumping gas at a suburban gas-station made me an easy target for a mugging?

    • mute365
      mute365 2008-03-30T07:17:49Z says:

      tough luck is what it sounds like for you bbbtyrone
      ive been working in ill parts of town for nearly ten years
      been nervous more than once filling up my tank
      never been fucked with
      but ive been approached
      lucky they walked away

    • borracho5000
      borracho5000 2008-03-30T07:22:09Z says:

      they just picked the most butt ugly motherfucker....you couldnt have done anything to avoid that.

    • mute365
      mute365 2008-03-30T07:23:17Z says:

      haha

    • BigBadBlackTyrone
      BigBadBlackTyrone 2008-03-30T07:57:54Z says:

      sadly, i was counting on you to say something stupid... you never fail me, lol

    • BigBadBlackTyrone
      BigBadBlackTyrone 2008-03-30T08:01:09Z says:

      yea mute, i lived in a bad area up until i was 22 and never had any trouble, it wasnt until i moved a nice area.... strange

    • BigBadBlackTyrone
      BigBadBlackTyrone 2008-03-30T08:01:21Z says:

      *to

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-03-30T08:06:39Z says:

      It was a bad area because of all the blacks around I bet.

    • BigBadBlackTyrone
      BigBadBlackTyrone 2008-03-30T08:11:41Z says:

      i wanna slap you..... but in a tasteful respective manner

    • BigBadBlackTyrone
      BigBadBlackTyrone 2008-03-30T08:12:13Z says:

      but yea... its true

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2008-03-30T08:12:59Z says:

      Another tactic would be to not live in a shithole metropolitan area. I've never been robbed or assaulted.

    • BigBadBlackTyrone
      BigBadBlackTyrone 2008-03-30T08:16:44Z says:

      like i said... a suburban gas-station

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2008-03-30T08:21:44Z says:

      You got robbed by whitey? Hahaha...

    • Kamikaze514
      Kamikaze514 2008-03-30T10:34:47Z says:

      They didn't show the disclaimer that states this only works for asians.

    • Cervix_Surfer
      Cervix_Surfer 2008-03-30T10:40:04Z says:

      There's nothing to steal in shitty neighborhoods. Of course criminals are going to wealthier spots to rob.

    • borracho5000
      borracho5000 2008-03-30T19:24:26Z says:

      its ok bbbt nothing worse than black on black crime sorry to make you cry

    • BigBadBlackTyrone
      BigBadBlackTyrone 2008-03-31T07:33:51Z says:

      they were tears of joy.....

  • sasquatch
    sasquatch 2008-03-30T06:03:18Z says:

    of course the second you tense up a muscle he's going to pop a cap in your head so you can't defend yourself when this asshole is saying that you did everything wrong

    • mute365
      mute365 2008-03-30T06:48:03Z says:

      for this shit to work you would have to be lightning fucking fast

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2008-03-30T07:20:46Z says:

      some old bruce lee shit... but what if youre the average fat fucker how will you be fast enough to do this...

    • mute365
      mute365 2008-03-30T07:29:15Z says:

      if youre an average anything in this situation you are dead..
      it takes and exceptional person to pull off what this guy is demonstrating
      like to hear about who tries this shit after watching this
      oh wait
      theyll probably be dead

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-03-31T00:10:51Z says:

      Nah, you don't have to be really fast. There's better ways to take a gun away from someone, though, ways that are less likely to get you shot.

  • Romeo2000
    Romeo2000 2008-03-30T06:27:40Z says:

    i hoped they would accidentally kill each other...

  • mute365
    mute365 2008-03-30T06:47:17Z says:

    i know he is trying to speak clearly here
    but he sounds bizarre

  • -Morph-
    -Morph- 2008-03-30T07:21:13Z says:

    cool moves...

    not that id have any use for them.. im usually the one holding niggas up for day papaz

  • AintThatABitch
    AintThatABitch 2008-03-30T07:22:37Z says:

    Try disarming a cat, before you cook it. Bullets go off in boiling water.

    • mute365
      mute365 2008-03-30T07:39:32Z says:

      wtf?? haha

  • CapGuns
    CapGuns 2008-03-30T08:10:36Z says:

    even better idea.... carry your own gun!!!

  • fries-please
    fries-please 2008-03-30T12:53:09Z says:

    Kung fu bollocks always works on the assumption that your opponent is weaker and will take no action against your moves.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-03-30T13:05:23Z says:

      Which in my case is always true.

  • Toraneko
    Toraneko 2008-03-30T14:11:30Z says:

    Good to know. Stay cool and don't piss your pants. :D

    • mute365
      mute365 2008-03-30T17:21:24Z says:

      your advice is the probably the hard part

    • mute365
      mute365 2008-03-30T17:21:41Z says:

      i typed that like a fool

  • BzaWack
    BzaWack 2008-03-30T16:03:53Z says:

    if he discharges, he'll kill himself, shredding your hand with the reload action

    • hellonurse
      hellonurse 2008-03-30T19:49:37Z says:

      My favorite part was... Hit him upside the head like it's a hammer... Of course then he gets to sue you for damages, and you go to jail for assault... Gotta love America!

  • caleg
    caleg 2008-03-30T19:31:39Z says:

    I was so waiting for the gun to go off, failure vid

    • kagemaru026
      kagemaru026 2008-03-31T00:41:48Z says:

      so i wasnt the only one.

  • monkeybird69
    monkeybird69 2008-03-31T06:50:11Z says:

    pssshhhh i just say flame on and turn into a taco and explode with flavor...
    i got nuthin...

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posted March 30, 2008