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  • drumrave
    drumrave 2009-06-21T04:04:12Z says:

    plumber cause that fag would be easy to beat up if he tried coming onto me

    • Kojach
      Kojach 2009-06-21T04:30:57Z says:

      i concur for the same reason, but i disagree that he would be easy for you to beat up

    • theniggayoulovet0hate
      theniggayoulovet0hate 2009-06-21T04:48:42Z says:

      He'd be cumming into you alright.

    • possum
      possum 2009-06-21T04:53:46Z says:

      questions:
      1 - are you really a negro?
      2 - is "niggay" a fruedian slip?
      3 - why would i hate you?
      4 - why would i love to hate you?

      5 - why do you think any of the bullshit you spew might be wanted or appreciated?

    • BILLYMAYSHERE
      BILLYMAYSHERE 2009-06-21T05:32:50Z says:

      yeah you tell him possum.

    • possum
      possum 2009-06-21T05:35:38Z says:

      ^damns me with faint praise

    • dirtyrottensteve
      dirtyrottensteve 2009-06-21T07:32:01Z says:

      sillygays gargles suicide bombers cum

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2009-06-21T18:58:01Z says:

      I would definitely take the plumbing one; I'd be totally safe

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-06-21T19:05:42Z says:

      I've seen your ass, I'd tap it even if I was gay.

    • popeyedoyle
      popeyedoyle 2009-06-21T19:11:22Z says:

      same here. worst case scenario, he catches syphilis and thats one more for the score board.

    • MetalFace
      MetalFace 2009-06-21T21:52:56Z says:

      what do you mean "if", rish?

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-06-21T23:27:29Z says:

      as if Drumrave would fight off any attention like that

  • possum
    possum 2009-06-21T04:10:16Z says:

    unicycle dude, cause i'd be on workman's comp within five minutes

    • Nixon'sGhost
      Nixon'sGhost 2009-06-21T04:16:33Z says:

      No way, your little possum legs won't reach the pedals.

    • possum
      possum 2009-06-21T04:18:07Z says:

      you forget the prehensile tail

    • TwoBit
      TwoBit 2009-06-21T04:23:48Z says:

      They would have animal control on you in two minutes. :/

    • possum
      possum 2009-06-21T04:27:04Z says:

      i would like to fuck this noob with my prehensile tail

    • Nixon'sGhost
      Nixon'sGhost 2009-06-21T04:41:09Z says:

      haha

    • MetalFace
      MetalFace 2009-06-21T06:50:16Z says:

      hanging from spike = crucifixion = fourth most painful death

  • SteeLxLiver
    SteeLxLiver 2009-06-21T04:14:54Z says:

    Guy on roof, cuz' he summons lighting from the sky with his mighty rake...

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2009-06-21T04:19:35Z says:

      Also with that antenna he's holding.

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2009-06-21T05:54:50Z says:

      The sky rakes are right next to the moon rakes at Home Depot. What the hell is an "antenna"?

    • BigBadBlackTyrone
      BigBadBlackTyrone 2009-06-21T08:39:07Z says:

      yea, i'd choose to be Thor too...
      now lets talk benefits

  • xzekiel
    xzekiel 2009-06-21T04:21:01Z says:

    i think the painter's an obvious choice...it's gotta be a trick

    • IGoPPStandingUp
      IGoPPStandingUp 2009-06-21T04:41:11Z says:

      It's a trick until you notice the dog...

    • BILLYMAYSHERE
      BILLYMAYSHERE 2009-06-21T05:33:50Z says:

      that little mutt aint pulling that ladder down

    • smerf
      smerf 2009-06-21T18:04:20Z says:

      It's a wood floor. That dog has not traction.

    • MetalFace
      MetalFace 2009-06-21T19:20:01Z says:

      neither does your ladder

    • smerf
      smerf 2009-06-22T19:39:54Z says:

      The ladder has a lot more weight holding it down. And that is a little dog.

  • toolman961
    toolman961 2009-06-21T04:24:31Z says:

    I just got blasted twice the other day putting in a receptacle for the new stair glide they're about to install so A is out of the question. I'd have to go with painting since I'm not affraid of heights, but I really haven't been to high on anything since I was knocked off of the scaffle.

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2009-06-21T04:28:52Z says:

      Was that 110, Tool? -I've heard you don't really get up from a 220 blast.

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2009-06-21T04:36:19Z says:

      What were you high on then?

    • sirtokesalot
      sirtokesalot 2009-06-21T04:38:45Z says:

      Hz donuts

    • possum
      possum 2009-06-21T04:42:04Z says:

      "dammit jim, i'm a carpenter, not an electrician!"

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2009-06-21T05:30:36Z says:

      Oh yes, 110, I'd definitely turn the power off for 220. I might be dumb, but I'm not stupid.

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2009-06-21T05:33:22Z says:

      And Roland, I wasn't high on anything. It was the guy on the laul that ran into the scaffle and knocked me and another guy off about 30 feet that was high.

    • possum
      possum 2009-06-21T05:37:59Z says:

      capacitor shocks are still fun though - they'll never kill you, but they sure get your attention :)

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2009-06-21T05:48:53Z says:

      I'm betting he was a tweeker. Did you kick his ass after regaining your fortitude?

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2009-06-21T06:10:26Z says:

      Double reply again:possum, a capacitor can hold as much as you give it. And some of them can hold a lot. Enough that if you touch both terminals, it will explode your fingers instantly.

      And Roland, we never made it back to the job. I was in the hospital for a week with broken ribs and the other guy had to have a couple of surgeries for his ruptured spleen. It fucked up his blood somehow and he almost died.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2009-06-21T23:11:16Z says:

      We have a 240v supply over here, and I've managed to connect myself to it four times.

      It's no big deal really...

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-06-21T23:26:04Z says:

      ive blown the top off a 12volt car battery right in my face

      that hurt and made my ears ring

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2009-06-21T23:28:35Z says:

      Hehe,done that before, strange how it takes about a minute before the acid starts burning.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2009-06-21T23:29:32Z says:

      ... Then all your clothes fall apart next wash.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-06-21T23:33:10Z says:

      yep , took me months before i dare use that battery charger again

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2009-06-22T03:42:55Z says:

      You noobs left the charger on the start setting. (I know from experience.)

    • Lafayette
      Lafayette 2009-06-22T03:52:12Z says:

      It's a good idea to hook the charger up to the battery first and then plug it into the wall. That way if it explodes it's not in your face. Just a suggestion.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-06-22T09:12:15Z says:

      well i was only 15 at the time and unaware that Hydrochloric acid fumes was explosive

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2009-06-22T16:48:13Z says:

      You mean the hydrogen?

  • SendMoreCops
    SendMoreCops 2009-06-21T05:26:48Z says:

    Number three. Worst that happens is I get fucked in the ass

    • OozeYeti
      OozeYeti 2009-06-21T10:20:57Z says:

      Been there, done that, right?

  • antispeziesist
    antispeziesist 2009-06-21T08:44:21Z says:

    i think the first one cant actually be that dangerous. water does not conduct that good and the water is in glass which works as an insulation. also you usually turn off the power when you work on electrical stuff.
    also: sometimes theres hay lying around!!! just dont forget to bring your mask.

  • bichofelix
    bichofelix 2009-06-21T21:01:42Z says:

    None of the above.

dwhill05
posted June 21, 2009

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