That's not true.
If people didn't post their pics, we wouldn't have the ability to roast, and, consequently make them:
.question their sexuality
.wish they had not posted the pic
.contemplate suicide
.curse their mothers
.sorry for being born
.confirm their fears
.suffer the wrath of MS
.the butt end of a textual thrashing
ETC.....carry on please...
really i though he was giving the vibe mor in the lines of "fuck me in the ass please mister i been a naughty little bitch and give me all your man juice in my mouth" or he is really a douche
Why Starrsky? if bet out of anybody here i would get along wit most of you in real life!specially that hardasses around here! inside ur all teddy bears!!! except plantshit he just wishes he was!
starrsky sorry school wasnt the best time for you,...but "seeming" and actually "being" are 2 very diff things!smerf....idk...im sure at point or another u'll like me!
u just want me to pull my pants up becouse that thought of my cock being just out of sight is driving u crazy and u want me to shove it in ur mouth so bad!
God damn, you really want these guys to fall for you don't you? Well hey, I'm not hating, gay people are people too. Good for you being openly gay. Mucho is proud.
Well Hank there's a reason that people are asshole's here and it comes down to one thing, being anonymous. It gives children a sense of...security so they won't get their asses kicked for saying it. Most people on this site unfortunately are under the age of consent or just a plain asshole. But if they were to be face to face, they would cower faster than an infant to a gorilla. Probably soil themselves all the same. So talking to them won't work...dicks will be dicks and children will be children.
Of course we're negative, Hank. I'd guess most of us here (the guys at least) are over 30, gaining weight and losing hair, and we only have sex with our wife or our hands. Whereas ShadowFalcon (assuming that pic really is him) is young and still in decent shape, and he might be a cocky, smug looking git, but that gets you laid more often than not. We're negative because we're envious of someone who's still obviously in the prime of his life.
On the flip side, as SolidSnake said, everyone else is negative (again, women excluded) because they're immature kids, but they're still envious of ShadowFalcon because they know they've got no chance of looking like him unless they can get outside, get some fresh air, and get some real exercise, which they won't get if they stay inside masturbating to porn on MuchoSucko.
"a bottle of Vodka 4 blunts 5 bong packs 2 spliffs and sum acid" wow, you're probably the coolest guy evar! damn.. i wish i could sit next to you while you overdose and start puking all over you're gay smiling chest. fag.
xxfalconxx, I think if we were at a party together, and you played that "I'm a sexy guy and I'm so gangsta tuff" thing, I would beat you so bad that you wouldn't have to worry about being sexy ever again.
Your bib black boyfriend can't be seen in this picture because.... well he just blends into the environment.
Now as for you. You would stick out as a big gay thumb everywhere you go.
Whenever I see the thumbnail of what seems to be one of these self-portraits, I click it and quietly hope that it's someone notable. Or, at least, a user name that looks vaguely familiar to me.
In this case, needless to say, I was disappointed.
Since you took the time to draw on a George Michael fag mustache and ball tickler, you should have drawn on some pubes.
I can't tell if that's a nipple ring or a drizzle of cum, but I don't think your boyfriend cares.
Um, dude. In case you didn't notice, and it can be a little hard to tell, but there are only like 2 or 3 chicks on this site. You basically just showed ALOT of guys that you shave your junk.....How is that not the act of a homosexual? Is this you coming out ?
wat eva....some guys like to see their wifes get fucked by other dudes. maybe sum one on here wats me to bang out they wife or gurlFreind or 17+ daughter!
so, i was watching this tv show last night and there was this guy on it with this little tuft of hair under his bottom lip. kinda like what this guy in the pic has without the mustache. wtf is the point of that little tuft of hair? it looks so dumb. is it to prove to the world that the person CAN grow facial hair but chooses to shave or something?
lol i think its funny that the date stamp is from last year... so that means he was taking pics, and i bet he has a ton like this...so he could try to fuck boys off the net.... ladies and gents that is a true sign of a fucking fag. good luck with the boys pal....
I clicked on the thumbnail at the same time I was taking a bite of a roast beef sandwich,needless to say,when the full pic came up,part of the sandwich came out my nose from laughing so hard...
Comments to im deff the sexiest ever!
you incredible fag
o my god i'm crackin up fer real!!!!!
u monster femme!! hahahahaha
lol truly gay.
your not cracking up dik. he is a fag. a big cocksuckin bumfuk
"That's the gayest thing I've seen, since gay came to GayTown"
HA- "came to GayTown." You live there, fruity?
Hey, 1st rule of gaytown; don't talk about Gaytown!
Where the hell is gay town?
Who wants to know sweety?
Omaha Nebraska I believe.
The fact that you used the term "fruity", puts you on all sorts of levels of gay.
How so?
Maybe he's the mayor of Gaytown, and this is his official proclamation to the people.
cookies, why?
I don't know dammit, I JUST DON'T KNOW!!
umm...... queer....?
yep he be a fagboy for sure..
looks like he injoys mans balls bouncing off his ass at the same time being teabagged
nice v cuts... no homo.. but i have a way nicer body
myspace.com/bman16
No homo,but your inviting him/her to your myspace...fag,fag,fag....................................fag...
Sorry Tylerdurden no. 2.
Sorry XXshadow.
You are both fags.
Why do you apologize Smerf?
i think its the hat that made this ..the gayest to come from gaytown
your....mexican....
He's black
I believe
He looks white to me.
Pink
half mexican wigger.
.... your abdomen is gay btw, "ShadowFalcon".
he's red.
PuertoROC...get it right dumbasses!
ugggh even worst
He just wants to be black. Come on guys, leave the little gay mexigger alone, he's got daddy issues.
blexican
sorry but puertoRoc is the ultimate race just ask ur wifes who they want to fuck!! som hot young latin guy...and thats me!!
Puerto Ricans smell like shit! and yes, I do want to stick my cock in your mouth, the only thing puerto ricans are good for!
you forgot homeservice and make bananas.
i might smell like shit, but that becouse i just pulled my cock out yo ass!!!
Lame.
wow, you so smart, faccon!
nobody gives a shit what you look like you faggot
That's not true.
If people didn't post their pics, we wouldn't have the ability to roast, and, consequently make them:
.question their sexuality
.wish they had not posted the pic
.contemplate suicide
.curse their mothers
.sorry for being born
.confirm their fears
.suffer the wrath of MS
.the butt end of a textual thrashing
ETC.....carry on please...
yeah I meant except for all that no one gives a shit
How do we even know if this is really him? Remember what happened with that fag cocksuckinmotherfuckin
And where is HE now?
it's him. same guy as the last pic.
no.. wait, that was tylerdurden39
Kudos Supernovq, Kudos. Side note, 1rish1 takes it in the ass.
No mucho sign... again.
yea i keep forgetting. dont worry i'll post it next time!
put on a shirt next time too.
Yeah, put a shirt on.
Also, and I know this is going to be a challenge, but try not to look like a faggot.
^lol
V lines are good...ALWAYS good!! But the piercings and the cocky look on yer face makes me want to cut off your penis
Strange that, I would also like to hurt the skinny bastard.
He just gives off the "I'm a douche" vibe.
really i though he was giving the vibe mor in the lines of "fuck me in the ass please mister i been a naughty little bitch and give me all your man juice in my mouth" or he is really a douche
Why Starrsky? if bet out of anybody here i would get along wit most of you in real life!specially that hardasses around here! inside ur all teddy bears!!! except plantshit he just wishes he was!
I dunno you seem like a douche bag...I went to high school with guys that looked like you, and I hated them...JK I wasn't a hater
...but don't worry, you are still a douche bag.
It's true though. In real life, I'm a teddy bear. But only with people I like. To people I don't like, I'm a cold heart bastard.
starrsky sorry school wasnt the best time for you,...but "seeming" and actually "being" are 2 very diff things!smerf....idk...im sure at point or another u'll like me!
you think way to highly of yourself. I used to beat up guys that looked like you at high school
pull your fuckin pants up..,fag
u just want me to pull my pants up becouse that thought of my cock being just out of sight is driving u crazy and u want me to shove it in ur mouth so bad!
The*
God damn, you really want these guys to fall for you don't you? Well hey, I'm not hating, gay people are people too. Good for you being openly gay. Mucho is proud.
dude your way to old for me
+ I HATE MEXICANS!!!!
no im down wit the puss but sorry if others thought the wrong!!
cant see the tatoo so it was just painted on? thats lame. still, good for you
No its there, behind the shadow of the camera (just poking out on the left)
P.S. I still think youre a moron!
Are you 2 sitting on some inside info we should all be aware of?
yea tat is there!
Hey, you're not a bad looking guy. I've seen worse.
wow wow wow someones hacked into Hanks account!
BaWhaaaaa
Come on, you guys. Why do we have to be so negative all the time?
they are just pissed off because he didnt show himself nude to them.
and because he is over 12
^that's what frightens me most..
Well Hank there's a reason that people are asshole's here and it comes down to one thing, being anonymous. It gives children a sense of...security so they won't get their asses kicked for saying it. Most people on this site unfortunately are under the age of consent or just a plain asshole. But if they were to be face to face, they would cower faster than an infant to a gorilla. Probably soil themselves all the same. So talking to them won't work...dicks will be dicks and children will be children.
without the anonymous MS wouldnt have all these wonderful conversation and badjokes that fills our everydays with joy.
You know, he may or may not be a good looking guy. Which has absolutely nothing to do with being a douche bag or looking quite gay.
^agreed!..im still not gay or a douch bag thou!
Of course we're negative, Hank. I'd guess most of us here (the guys at least) are over 30, gaining weight and losing hair, and we only have sex with our wife or our hands. Whereas ShadowFalcon (assuming that pic really is him) is young and still in decent shape, and he might be a cocky, smug looking git, but that gets you laid more often than not. We're negative because we're envious of someone who's still obviously in the prime of his life.
On the flip side, as SolidSnake said, everyone else is negative (again, women excluded) because they're immature kids, but they're still envious of ShadowFalcon because they know they've got no chance of looking like him unless they can get outside, get some fresh air, and get some real exercise, which they won't get if they stay inside masturbating to porn on MuchoSucko.
you and smerf would get along with the nip ring you got
Somehow, I don't think the ring would be enough of an equalizer for smerf to tolerate this fuckwit.
Bottle of tequila?
The bottle would be good to bash over this fucknuts head.
hahaha
i dont do tequila, a bottle of Vodka 4 blunts 5 bong packs 2 spliffs and sum acid if we can find it, anybody will get along after that!!!
dont forget the vagisil and a cock ring there sugar dumpling.
90% of people with body piercings are fuckwits.
And I don't break my tequila bottles. Every one of them is hand made.
XxSugerPlumxX... You try just a little too hard.
"a bottle of Vodka 4 blunts 5 bong packs 2 spliffs and sum acid" wow, you're probably the coolest guy evar! damn.. i wish i could sit next to you while you overdose and start puking all over you're gay smiling chest. fag.
can't O.D on marijane!....u'll fall alseep way b4 ur body comes close to O.Ding! and the acid.....just cant find it anymore so no worries there!
is that her pink bath robe hanging in the back? (i reffer to him as a female becouse 1)he likeS his body hairless 2)he is FUCKING GAY!
Nooo......its ur mothers thong!!
shut you gay ass up fagatron 2000
LMAO
*shakes head*
*shrugs*... whatever floats your boat guy..
YOU MOTHER BOATIN SON OF A BITCH YOU! :)
nice flavor savor you got there, get to enjoy the flavor of cum long after giving a b.j.
well...if..u REALLY wanna blow me, i guess i could close my eyes and pretend its ur sister!
shadowfalcon, you really have the worst collection of retorts ive ever read, all conveniently located on this single webpage. salud!
xxfalconxx, I think if we were at a party together, and you played that "I'm a sexy guy and I'm so gangsta tuff" thing, I would beat you so bad that you wouldn't have to worry about being sexy ever again.
Set phasers to incinerate.
does that mean you'll make him permanently sexy with the beatings, super?
idk about that nova!
ooooooooooo..... Boy, did he show you, nova! That's harsh, shadow, might want to calm it down a notch
i know right....sorry nova!
Gross...
wat?....ur face???
Ok I give up, your responses are just too easy.
i also use these childish responses..
no, wait.. i was 12 back then.
Your bib black boyfriend can't be seen in this picture because.... well he just blends into the environment.
Now as for you. You would stick out as a big gay thumb everywhere you go.
*big
*big sore gay thumb
fag.
u still want me!
He's saving a glory hole just for you.
Whenever I see the thumbnail of what seems to be one of these self-portraits, I click it and quietly hope that it's someone notable. Or, at least, a user name that looks vaguely familiar to me.
In this case, needless to say, I was disappointed.
same here.
The 90's just called, they said they want their Tommy Hilfigure boxers back. I wouldn't doubt it if you own some FUBU too..lmao
Uh oh, a fashion dis. That makes you as gay as him.
ha and no fubu sucks
I wear [checks label] Stafford boxers. Are they OK? Or gay? Inquiring minds want to know. I've got to run to Sears anyway, so let me know, OK?
The ring is supposed to go in the other nipple...fag.
i got both nipples done FAG!
So instead of getting one nipple pierced and have people wondering if you're gay, you got both pierced and removed all doubt.
na i got them both so ur gurl can have sumthing to hold on to while she rides me!
OW! I concede.
Ive got some Tommy Hilfiger tops.
Word
fo real
Well it's plain to see you didn't end up as someone's bitch in prison.
never been!
Since you took the time to draw on a George Michael fag mustache and ball tickler, you should have drawn on some pubes.
I can't tell if that's a nipple ring or a drizzle of cum, but I don't think your boyfriend cares.
your chest looks happy!
looking that close, huh?
move to the next pic!...vic!
hey, i only 'noticed' it ;)
happy chest?
Wow, such variety. All the muscle of a 13 year old, and with the hat of a retarded 7 year old and the facial hair of a 30 year old dropout.
Um, dude. In case you didn't notice, and it can be a little hard to tell, but there are only like 2 or 3 chicks on this site. You basically just showed ALOT of guys that you shave your junk.....How is that not the act of a homosexual? Is this you coming out ?
wat eva....some guys like to see their wifes get fucked by other dudes. maybe sum one on here wats me to bang out they wife or gurlFreind or 17+ daughter!
It's good to see that retards are still offering themselves up for abject humiliation for the personal enjoyment of all MS'ers.
Oh yeah, fucking fag.
get off this website u loser
so, i was watching this tv show last night and there was this guy on it with this little tuft of hair under his bottom lip. kinda like what this guy in the pic has without the mustache. wtf is the point of that little tuft of hair? it looks so dumb. is it to prove to the world that the person CAN grow facial hair but chooses to shave or something?
It's a sign of allegiance to The Gay Retard Society.
K-Fed wanna-be bitch!
huh.....oo britney's boy there.......chillllll that guy is ugly!!..
lol i think its funny that the date stamp is from last year... so that means he was taking pics, and i bet he has a ton like this...so he could try to fuck boys off the net.... ladies and gents that is a true sign of a fucking fag. good luck with the boys pal....
na i dont have TONS and i dont try and fuck boys couse i dont like bouys guys or men for that matter.
upon further review....still the gayest thing i've seen in a long time.
IT'S RYOGAVEE'S HALFWIT LITTLE SISTER...
We all want you.............kill yourself with a small ball peen hammer...
*to*
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I clicked on the thumbnail at the same time I was taking a bite of a roast beef sandwich,needless to say,when the full pic came up,part of the sandwich came out my nose from laughing so hard...
...that's actually a little impressive.
did you re-eat the chunks?
actually when i first saw it i burst out laughing too. what an incredible sissy
you only laught couse ur tired fo crying! u wish that at one opint in ur life u could have looked like me!
dude honestly you look like a homosexual guy. sorry but it's true. I've never wanted to look gay...anyway happy Pride Day!!!!
This pik should have bn #1 on top 10 mucho guys!!