im you at age 45
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BARBARIC!!!
are you ok?
BARBARIC!!!
BARBAPAPA!!
Canadian!!!
guy wants to make a name for himself, ya know be famous
unsuccessfully!
he wants to be the new blockwar. and bicho. and every other n00b.
If you go back in time a few minutes and have sex with yourself, is it gay or just an elaborate form of masturbation?
naw its just not enough time to really get it on!
But a few minutes before you go back in time, you will appear and have gay masturbation with yourself.
you would know everything you like done to yourself, so im sure you could get off in a few minutes.
yeah, cotb is right.
if you would go back in time 5 minutes on, let's say, 3 pm, that would mean that you'd meet yourself at 2:55 pm. the old you is still planning to go back in time in 5 minutes. but it would also mean that, as soon as you're sure that you're gonna travel back in time, you should've already met yourself five minutes ago.. or something. damn this is messing with my mind!
Upside is you get to be the giver and receiver in all of 10 minutes.
just dont masturbate alone 10 min before the five min you shows up!
Speak for yourself.
Actually if you masturbated then you wouldn't bother going back 5 minutes in time since you'd know you'd already be recently satisfied not to mention you'd still be feeling too satisfied to bother going back anyway.
no silly, if you were to go back in time you'd be creating a whole new path in time space continuum. you'd be sincerely fucking a stranger therefore the answer is yes, you are gay.
arg its a gay paradox!
Ahhh, Uncle Dave.....good times, good times.
amen brother
Ah, 12 years olds.... good times, good times...
^*year
^dick
I'm talking about Glenlivet. What's on your mind, son?
^incoherent
^AverageDouche, you were obviously correcting his spelling. And quit calling me son, dumb ass.
Vic, Henry suddenly chimed in about what he likes for dessert, so I tried to explain that I was referring to Smerf's taste for 12 year old single malt not 12 year old single boys as he does.
Well, you're a 12 year old boy and I don't like you.
averagemale don't you know it's rude to talk with your mouth full? now suck harder and rub my balls a bit.
Well, he did ask a question.
Who asked a question?
No you weren't, averageman. You were correcting a spelling mistake. Don't lie about it.
That guy has really pissed me off tonight.
OK I see. Hey eveyone, Smerf says that he really did mean to say "Ah, 12 year olds.... good times, good times..."
I think you got a little explaining to do, no?
Henry, don't take all this so personally. After all this is the internet so no one even knows what you look like. Same for you, Smerf.
Actually, Hank and smerf have gotten so involved in their little internet buddy system here on mucho, they have submitted photo's of themselves... It's quite pathetic actually, but who am I to say?
I'm sorry, have I done anything to offend you? I just corrected your mistake. And yes, I meant 12 year olds. I think you may lack the ability to take a fucking joke.
Yep, and let's not forget big Dik and Supernova in that tight circle of loud-mouthed butt-buddies.
Starrsky's photo is a false attribution, I suspect.
Smerf, you could've been saying "Ah, 12 years old..." meaning you fondly recollect yer Uncle Dave, too. Hey, whatever floats your boat.
Well, I don't have an uncle named Dave.
I think the answer to our little problem here is that you appear to be an asshole on other posts, and it spilled over onto my comment.
He doesn't just appear to be an asshole, he really is one.
^You got that right, son, and I shat all over you.
Smerf, you are dense. Revisit your original response. Due to your spelling it is ambiguous, understand? You were responding to a post about an Uncle Dave, understand? This getting ridiculous. Like trying to teach a cat to dance straight edge.
what's your problem averagemale..are you envious , or what?? or are you just a dick?
He's just a dick, but he's well read, so it's ok.
well now, props to Jason Richards i suppose....
Whats up with the ikari warriors music in the end. That was some old shit from the original nintendo sytem. Good Shit.
Yoo-Hoo
it would be cool to have me 5 minutes from now and me now.. cus i would masterbate him and him me.. it would be ok though cus its just like wankin urself?... :) Awesome!!!!1
would you give head to yourself, you disturbed person?
if you aren't touching a penis that's attached to your actual body, and touching another penis (even though it may be you from 5 minutes in the future), i'm pretty sure that=gay. it's all explained in this simple universal equation:
p+p=g p being penis, and g being gay. we can also prove that a penis is the same as a man's butt:
p+mb=g and if p+p=g is also true, then we can conclude that p=mb.
Q.E.D.
so if you touch your own severed penis it is gay?
unbelieveibly gay
^lol
Brocoli, stop it....
don't hide the bodies in the trunk it's the first place they look
Thanks for the advice, 46 year old virgin.
well, he sure aint a virgin anymore..