Improper Lane Change

Electrogonnorrhea 2007-01-06T05:04:28Z says:

California, eh? You improperly changed lanes so you would hopefully be pulled over by a gay cop who would make all your dreams come true. Well, was it worth it?

RyogaVee 2007-01-06T08:51:34Z says:
I was in Oklahoma when this happen
cheewoo462 2007-01-06T17:26:47Z says:
Well that explains everything.
Archman 2007-01-06T18:01:26Z says:
In OK most of the houses don't have basements, so probably no gay cops live there.
B1ade 2007-01-07T03:21:51Z says:
wouldnt improper lane change cover not indicating or suddenly swerving?
RyogaVee 2007-01-07T06:08:15Z says:
bingo, no indication. on a residential street. He just wanted to pull over the black in the the red caddy with the rag top and the gold rims
supernova 2007-01-07T06:39:52Z says:
I would have pulled you over too. But I don't think there's a code for bad taste.
spaztech 2007-01-07T19:32:31Z says:
Got you for a D.W.B. huh?

bichofelix 2007-01-06T05:07:45Z says:

Ryoga show more pictures of Holly and that one white chick dancing crunk..That shit was funny as fuck..

RyogaVee 2007-01-06T09:19:50Z says:
Don't worry, there will be LOTS of more pix of Hollie and I coming soon

Adolf_Hitler 2007-01-06T05:11:52Z says:

Royga owns a Red Caddy?

UVsaturated 2007-01-06T05:16:36Z says:

Red Caddy?? Who the hell writes that on a citation? I think it says Camry 4 door.

RyogaVee 2007-01-06T08:49:32Z says:
nope, i was in a Red Caddy
HankChinaski 2007-01-06T15:55:08Z says:
Well, pink is almost red.

johnny-ringo 2007-01-06T06:07:14Z says:

WTF, this is almost two years old...why did you post this?

Wario7793 2007-01-06T06:07:39Z says:

So, your real name is Ryoga Vee? wow.. just wow...

HareTrinity 2007-01-06T14:51:32Z says:
Haha, that's a point...
Oranjeboom 2007-01-06T15:39:29Z says:
I always assumed it was just a name you made up like everyone else, never for one minute thought it was your real name
monkeyfuck 2007-01-07T00:26:24Z says:
My real name is "Monkey Hortense Miguel von Fuckel, III"
SNIKT 2007-01-07T02:35:15Z says:
My best friends full name was Ludwig Ludwin Edwin Louis Aloijius Stanley Musialek II. I miss him dearly.
Wario7793 2007-01-07T03:26:05Z says:
Better than Fred Fredburger, I guess...
B1ade 2007-01-07T03:41:53Z says:
maybe he just said that to make sure he got away with it?
pirate 2007-01-07T05:26:56Z says:
did ye never notice Fred Feiburger, in th' credits on th' Original Star Trek? he was a producer, or writer, or something...

fuz 2007-01-06T06:49:37Z says:

Thats what you get for DUI, sorry DWB, driving while black

Oranjeboom 2007-01-06T15:40:16Z says:
yea clever....?
fuz 2007-01-07T05:49:42Z says:
Sarcasm in case you didn't know

Burner_Delsol 2007-01-06T07:46:08Z says:

What no one is going to say it? Fine. FAKE! There is something about that citation that just doesn't look real. And yes UV, I believe that is a red Camry.

BTW, everyone watch a Camry driver and how he drives. You may notice that Camry drivers just don't get it when they drive. As in otherwords every single Camry driver I've seen can't drive at all.

Adoroam 2007-01-06T07:53:01Z says:
Yeah, my girlfriend Drives a Camry...nuff said [Chevy Malibu FTW!]

$nake 2007-01-06T07:50:36Z says:

wtf is that? Race B ?

ColdBlood 2007-01-06T09:42:04Z says:
I would say race = Black, but it would be too simple...
monkeyfuck 2007-01-07T00:23:48Z says:
Maybe "B" means "Butt Lipped"?

chairman_of_the_bored 2007-01-06T12:43:49Z says:

There's no sweeter way of sticking it back to law enforcement for citing you for breaking the law than by posting it two years later on a relatively obscure website. Way to go!

Balls_Malone 2007-01-06T15:12:27Z says:
Yeah, I know. Hmmmmm... Ryoga recently got dumped (whoops: I mean mutually split up), and now he's reposting all his old submissions just to generate some attention because he's 1) bored 2) lonely 3) really quite lame. But maybe I'm just missing something.

sanjuro 2007-01-06T14:16:58Z says:

am i missing something here, whats the big deal, camry, caddy, lane changing, black, white, fucked up name?????? Here in Japan i got a speeding ticket without knowing it, i camera on the highway flashed red on me, six months later i get a picture in the mail saying, you were speeding, go to the nearest police sation and turn yourself in. Thats impressive, big brother is in my ass.

Balls_Malone 2007-01-06T15:09:06Z says:
It took six months for a photo radar ticket to catch up to you, and you're impressed by that?
chairman_of_the_bored 2007-01-06T15:33:35Z says:
I hear illegal parking has had a sudden clampdown over there since private operators were allowed to police it on behalf of the local authorities.
Notice any increase in the amount of carparks or valet services?
Apparently organised crime are "convincing" residents to sell their homes to be bulldozed and very lucrative rented parking space built in it's place.
HankChinaski 2007-01-06T16:00:29Z says:
I haven't seen any clampdown where I'm at. It would be nice. Motherfuckers parking in the curbside lane of busy streets during rush hour really fucking piss me off. The Japanese are so meek, but I give those fuckers the maximum blastitude of the horn on my red caddy as I squeak around them.
monsewage 2007-01-06T17:04:06Z says:
CotB... yer in Australia, right? Have you noticed any of the new parking meter sensors theyre starting to use there? I believe they are in beta test.
chairman_of_the_bored 2007-01-07T02:16:50Z says:
I think I know what you're talking about but no. Probably in another state. We're still stuck on park and display for any paid streetside parking.

Oranjeboom 2007-01-06T15:43:53Z says:

Good old Yakuza doing their bit to decrease congestion

SNIKT 2007-01-06T16:11:01Z says:

Warr Acres PD?

Archman 2007-01-06T18:04:44Z says:

To bad your state was ok, if it were cheefull, you might have gotten off.

Archman 2007-01-06T18:05:15Z says:
cheerfull*
SNIKT 2007-01-06T18:13:28Z says:
Uh, it's a warning ticket, so he did get off.
monkeyfuck 2007-01-07T00:29:01Z says:
I hope he didn't get any on the cop who got him off.