fetish bank
link:
embed:
If you hate yourself that much just kill yourself and spare us the drama.
Wooooord
WHY???
Do they sell a patch kit if he blows a flat?
fix a flat
looks like a dick hooka
Huka?
he means bong
Yeah, it kinda does.
Well, I ain't gonna smoke it.
Anyone know how i can put MY cock on steriods like this?
Like it would help?
Maybe he could get it up to two inches
Why?! Why the fuck would anyone risk hurting their dick for some shit like this?! WTF
Dating a size whore?
If she wants one that big, maybe you should just accept the fact she's out of your league and move on.
If she needs one that big she should go on down to the farm and some fun with Mr. Ed
^have
If she wants one that big, maybe you should realize that she's a slut with a worn out pussy.
That's gotta be bad for sensation.
speaking from experience?
Sorry, wrong punctuation... I was asking you.
It dulls the sensation a little bit but thats where the hot needles come into play.
who am I to second guess the authority!
Cock pinata.
You'd hit it
Why smerf, why?
that's unlikely. smerf is much fatter.
Also, hairier. And with red hair.
I also don't need to inflate my penis.
This is nothing like the penis pumps back in my day.
What were you using way back then? A mason jar full of angry bees?
damn I wonder how tiny his penis was. even inflated its still smaller and shorter than mine.
The Goodyear Dick??
just put some neosporin on it, that should do
WTF WHY?
Admit it, it turns you on!
Afterwards he can store the digital data from his penis using the USB disk drive poking outta his genitals.
BOOM!!
Duck and cover!
jaimee - why did you "make" me look at this now...i'd been studiously ignoring it since it got posted..... ..."i was up above it ...now i'm down in it" - NIN
Haha, it's gross, isn't it
The chemical is white and milky, spurts out when the needle is removed. has to be painful.
Pesky floor mushroomsToo bad for him she forgot the saftey word was "Ouch"
A dick comming out of his dick?what the fuck happened?
micropenislooking for a sexy nostril to fuck
Penis MuseumSkulk?
ShitIn my dick.
Piggie Nuggets!in tha dakotas, we just call these HorsDoervies...mmm...melt in your mouth - ...
GimmieSo...Please tell my I'm not wrong for liking this...
I'm no expertbut I think he is doing it wrong
The Nutty ProfessorI don't understand why the weird film grain look...
Warm Fuzzy FeelingFor all of you girl furry lovers... or I guess gay furry lovers ;/
Baseball bat sized dildo up the ass!!Uhh, look closely before you fap.....
a human chicken?shouldn't she better be in a cage in a laying battery?
I wont be filing this year.Yup.
Hot RussianProper Suicide
allah akbarthe world needs more religion
swiss cheese legouch
Comments to inflated cock
If you hate yourself that much just kill yourself and spare us the drama.
Wooooord
WHY???
Do they sell a patch kit if he blows a flat?
fix a flat
looks like a dick hooka
Huka?
he means bong
Yeah, it kinda does.
Well, I ain't gonna smoke it.
Anyone know how i can put MY cock on steriods like this?
Like it would help?
Maybe he could get it up to two inches
Why?! Why the fuck would anyone risk hurting their dick for some shit like this?! WTF
Dating a size whore?
If she wants one that big, maybe you should just accept the fact she's out of your league and move on.
If she needs one that big she should go on down to the farm and some fun with Mr. Ed
^have
If she wants one that big, maybe you should realize that she's a slut with a worn out pussy.
That's gotta be bad for sensation.
speaking from experience?
Sorry, wrong punctuation... I was asking you.
It dulls the sensation a little bit but thats where the hot needles come into play.
who am I to second guess the authority!
Cock pinata.
You'd hit it
Why smerf, why?
that's unlikely. smerf is much fatter.
Also, hairier. And with red hair.
I also don't need to inflate my penis.
This is nothing like the penis pumps back in my day.
What were you using way back then? A mason jar full of angry bees?
damn I wonder how tiny his penis was. even inflated its still smaller and shorter than mine.
The Goodyear Dick??
just put some neosporin on it, that should do
WTF WHY?
Admit it, it turns you on!
Afterwards he can store the digital data from his penis using the USB disk drive poking outta his genitals.
BOOM!!
Duck and cover!
jaimee - why did you "make" me look at this now...i'd been studiously ignoring it since it got posted.....
..."i was up above it
...now i'm down in it" - NIN
Haha, it's gross, isn't it
The chemical is white and milky, spurts out when the needle is removed. has to be painful.