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  • thebeeches
    thebeeches 2008-07-01T04:26:45Z says:

    i fucking hate people who wear flip flops

    • AgentWorm
      AgentWorm 2008-07-01T04:35:51Z says:

      I hate douche bags who wear flip-flops during the winder when it's to damned cold - especially with shorts. I always pray they get frostbite.

    • seanito666
      seanito666 2008-07-01T04:42:15Z says:

      the widdler wears flip flops

    • AgentWorm
      AgentWorm 2008-07-01T05:00:35Z says:

      f'n typos. 'winter' not 'winder' damn fingers got confused...which is the line I use when I accidentally stick a finger in the girls pooper

    • SwissFandango
      SwissFandango 2008-07-01T08:37:20Z says:

      as long as you dont waste a reply button im cool

    • dik
      dik 2008-07-01T14:57:59Z says:

      men should always keep their feet covered

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-07-01T15:03:56Z says:

      Is that in The Koran?

    • dik
      dik 2008-07-01T15:09:52Z says:

      dik 3:16

    • dik
      dik 2008-07-01T15:11:12Z says:

      men's feet disgust me..personally i wish i never even had feet..i'd rather have 2 bloody stumps

    • Best-comment-winner-is...
      Best-comment-winner-is... 2008-07-01T16:14:43Z says:

      that can be arranged dik....just be sure to film it and post it here

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-07-01T16:21:36Z says:

      I've got althete's foot.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-07-01T16:46:53Z says:

      Well give back to him.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-07-01T18:55:13Z says:

      I wear flip flops most of the time.

    • dik
      dik 2008-07-01T19:00:04Z says:

      *pukes blood

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-07-01T19:04:51Z says:

      +1 Team Puke

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-07-01T20:46:19Z says:

      flip flops are gay

    • AgentWorm
      AgentWorm 2008-07-01T22:34:10Z says:

      I wear flip-flops too sometimes when it's too damn hot to just wear shoes - typically unbreathable skate shoes for me. But I concur on men's feet being ugly. Mine look like Froto's.

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-07-01T23:48:40Z says:

      ^disturbing.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-07-02T02:02:23Z says:

      I just asked my buddy and he said my feet are cute.

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2008-07-02T11:36:25Z says:

      i'll only wear flip-flops with socks.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-07-02T11:44:33Z says:

      omg!

  • AkaiTsuki
    AkaiTsuki 2008-07-01T05:27:58Z says:

    why do white guys always film themselves getting injured on purpose? I dont understand them...

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-07-01T08:14:22Z says:

      Why do japanese people always film themselves puking and shitting on each other? I don't understand them...

    • dik
      dik 2008-07-01T14:58:32Z says:

      watch it mako.. he's a vampire

    • sir_puffalottabud
      sir_puffalottabud 2008-07-01T15:24:11Z says:

      something tells me thats a she dik

    • AkaiTsuki
      AkaiTsuki 2008-07-01T16:24:42Z says:

      yes i'm a she and no i'm not a vampire... and Mako, saddly I don't understand the Japanese either no matter how many of them i sleep with.

    • dik
      dik 2008-07-01T16:29:24Z says:

      if you're a girl vampire then prove it..post a pic...don't forget the ms sign queen of the damned

    • sir_puffalottabud
      sir_puffalottabud 2008-07-01T16:31:02Z says:

      honey you need to get out of japan

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-07-01T16:31:54Z says:

      A non-Japanese girl that sleeps with lots of Japanese men? Now, THAT is very rare!

    • sir_puffalottabud
      sir_puffalottabud 2008-07-01T16:38:06Z says:

      visit canada akai you'll love it

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-07-01T16:39:11Z says:

      赤月さん、日本語をしゃべるか?じゃべらないかもしれんな。あんたのマンコは剃ってあるんですか?日本人の精子は納豆の匂いか?ははは。

    • sir_puffalottabud
      sir_puffalottabud 2008-07-01T16:45:10Z says:

      fuck japanski,translate you troll

    • hellonurse
      hellonurse 2008-07-01T16:49:25Z says:

      Planty must have been helping babelfish with their translations...

      "Red month, is Japanese talked? The causing [re] which is not the spoon it is. Your [manko] is shaved, it is? As for spermatozoon of Japanese smell of fermented soybeans?"

    • sir_puffalottabud
      sir_puffalottabud 2008-07-01T16:50:34Z says:

      thanks nurse

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-07-01T16:50:37Z says:

      Whatever he said, I don't think it was very polite.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-07-01T16:52:04Z says:

      You interposter, you!

      Hi nurse.

    • hellonurse
      hellonurse 2008-07-01T16:53:01Z says:

      Hahahaha! YW Puffy...

      Hi Fugs!! :) Having a good evening?? (It's evening there isn't it??)

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-07-01T16:54:25Z says:

      That's funny. Shaberu is a very common word for speak, but babelfish read it as shovel (spoon).

    • hellonurse
      hellonurse 2008-07-01T16:58:21Z says:

      Hell, it sounded like Yoda was translating...

    • sir_puffalottabud
      sir_puffalottabud 2008-07-01T16:58:58Z says:

      so japanese have different cialects?

    • sir_puffalottabud
      sir_puffalottabud 2008-07-01T16:59:16Z says:

      dialects

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-07-01T17:04:59Z says:

      Of course, but that isn't figuring in here.

    • AkaiTsuki
      AkaiTsuki 2008-07-01T20:43:05Z says:

      ハンクさん,日本語をちょっと話せますよ。まだ、勉強するん… 又...剃ってありますよ!でも、彼氏は剃ってないの方が好き。 0_O いいえ!!納豆の匂いないよ!クルクルパぁ~

      haha, yes i am a white girl that loves japanese men! We are a rare few. They are just so sexy!

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-07-01T20:48:00Z says:

      you must be shortsighted im quessing or have a very very tight ginny

    • AkaiTsuki
      AkaiTsuki 2008-07-01T20:54:47Z says:

      no my eye sight is fine... well the other, wouldn't you like to know -_^
      Anyway the ones I have been with were not lacking down there. I have never been disappointed!

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-07-01T21:34:19Z says:

      You havent been on mucho longer enough to know that all asian men are small in the trouser dept

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-07-02T00:23:00Z says:

      剃ってない方がいいけん。

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2008-07-02T01:50:18Z says:

      Herro. I'm Craude Ballson.

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-07-02T03:09:36Z says:

      lol Claude

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-07-02T07:31:42Z says:

      Hehrow Crawd. Preased to meet you.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-07-02T08:51:58Z says:

      ROR!!!

    • uhoh-hotdog
      uhoh-hotdog 2008-07-02T18:42:15Z says:

      raugh out roud

    • SuperMilkChan
      SuperMilkChan 2008-07-05T19:00:44Z says:

      fries-please's comment made me lul... simply because the possibility of looking at nude people IRL never struck him. LULZINTERNET.

  • XtheRodX
    XtheRodX 2008-07-01T05:42:05Z says:

    ok, I'm glad that's one more person out of the gene pool.

    • Ice006
      Ice006 2008-07-01T08:25:41Z says:

      Unfortunately not… Seen Idiocracy? He'll be back up and at it in no time!

    • XtheRodX
      XtheRodX 2008-07-02T04:00:59Z says:

      yeah, but I lost interest, I was pretty hammered.

  • sir_puffalottabud
    sir_puffalottabud 2008-07-01T15:25:15Z says:

    now that was a fucktard move

    • dik
      dik 2008-07-01T15:45:45Z says:

      happy canada day puffalot

    • Best-comment-winner-is...
      Best-comment-winner-is... 2008-07-01T16:16:36Z says:

      wait....there is a day for canada....hahahahahahaa...

    • Best-comment-winner-is...
      Best-comment-winner-is... 2008-07-01T16:16:44Z says:

      hahahahahaa

    • sir_puffalottabud
      sir_puffalottabud 2008-07-01T16:35:48Z says:

      fuck you commie don't be dissin my country

    • sir_puffalottabud
      sir_puffalottabud 2008-07-01T16:37:04Z says:

      seems were the only ones showing our colours dik

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-07-01T16:45:58Z says:

      お前らはマント狒狒みたい。

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-07-01T16:48:07Z says:

      その楓の葉っぱはディックの穴の穴だろう。

    • sir_puffalottabud
      sir_puffalottabud 2008-07-01T16:56:33Z says:

      fuck you japanski...shoudn't you be trolling

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-07-01T17:05:49Z says:

      Maybe I am.

    • Best-comment-winner-is...
      Best-comment-winner-is... 2008-07-01T17:33:31Z says:

      im just messing with you Puff...i like canada......you guys keep the mexicans out of alaska

    • sir_puffalottabud
      sir_puffalottabud 2008-07-01T18:21:37Z says:

      i noticed!... there here picking our crops

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-07-01T20:49:46Z says:

      about the only thing wrong with Canada is that most of them speak french.

    • sir_puffalottabud
      sir_puffalottabud 2008-07-02T01:14:42Z says:

      your wrong fries they speak french in quebec

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-07-02T08:33:00Z says:

      Always loved Niagara Falls. Its like a porn mans Vegas.

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2008-07-02T11:39:21Z says:

      There's a joke there somewhere, but i cant be arsed

  • toolman961
    toolman961 2008-07-02T01:26:04Z says:

    He must have been on some good drugs.

  • abortedjesus
    abortedjesus 2008-07-02T05:16:45Z says:

    The real shame is he will get pity sex form this.

  • Plantshit
    Plantshit 2008-07-02T21:44:35Z says:

    game over

Mako
posted July 01, 2008
by Mako

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