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Intentionally caught wanking

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Comments to Intentionally caught wanking

  • firebolt
    firebolt 2008-10-18T04:24:56Z says:

    what a great gag

    • lodziarzPL
      lodziarzPL 2008-10-18T14:24:51Z says:

      WHere the hell is..... Wank ?

  • para-bellum
    para-bellum 2008-10-18T04:25:06Z says:

    Wanker.

    • Vomitcircus
      Vomitcircus 2008-10-18T19:02:36Z says:

      He's an up and coming young man.

  • Krusty
    Krusty 2008-10-18T04:29:55Z says:

    All those sorry fucks and not one offered to help the poor guy

    • ArrogantBastard
      ArrogantBastard 2008-10-18T04:45:02Z says:

      If only real life was more like cheezy porn

  • skulk
    skulk 2008-10-18T04:30:07Z says:

    i do that at playgrounds

    • yitmat
      yitmat 2008-10-18T08:51:40Z says:

      your fucking disgusting

    • knomar
      knomar 2008-10-18T09:10:02Z says:

      I happen to think skulk looks pretty good.

      yitmat has no taste.

    • yitmat
      yitmat 2008-10-18T17:26:06Z says:

      i sorry i dont fit into the pedofile section knomar..dont worry i wont stop you from having fun jacking off to infants

    • BenOfBodom
      BenOfBodom 2008-10-18T19:47:29Z says:

      I think you need to learnt not to take the internet seriously. I'd hate to imagine what you'd think if I were to say that I thought my 12 year old cousin was pretty hot

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-10-18T23:34:45Z says:

      Pictures please, Ben

    • yitmat
      yitmat 2008-10-19T02:07:23Z says:

      what nono dont take me wrong ben..your cool you can think whatever you please..i just dont like knomar anymore unless knomar is a girl that loves giving head..then knomar is cool

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-10-19T22:50:07Z says:

      this is the worse porno ever! no action!!!

  • Wario7793
    Wario7793 2008-10-18T04:30:39Z says:

    damn, he could have his own orgy!

  • Twister
    Twister 2008-10-18T04:40:33Z says:

    I do that at work........I'm a maid.

    • Itsie-Bitsy
      Itsie-Bitsy 2008-10-18T06:50:26Z says:

      LMAO

      Best comment by far

  • Nixon'sGhost
    Nixon'sGhost 2008-10-18T04:43:06Z says:

    I saw nixon jr. on the tv at :35

    • lodziarzPL
      lodziarzPL 2008-10-18T14:25:42Z says:

      that is soo like him :) heheh

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-10-18T19:26:03Z says:

      I saw him.

  • Schlitzie
    Schlitzie 2008-10-18T05:07:57Z says:

    great hobby

  • ClaudeBallz
    ClaudeBallz 2008-10-18T05:15:16Z says:

    Lol at 00:49 =D

    • lodziarzPL
      lodziarzPL 2008-10-18T14:26:07Z says:

      was that the manager ? :)

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2008-10-18T23:14:01Z says:

      Manager to complaining maid: "Eyup. He's jerkin' off alright".

  • LdyMorgan
    LdyMorgan 2008-10-18T05:28:37Z says:

    "Knock knock knock...Housekeeping..."

    • RonT
      RonT 2008-10-18T06:50:45Z says:

      wouldn't help he was wearing "headphones" and didn't "hear" them come in.

    • Filsdadam
      Filsdadam 2008-10-18T07:55:01Z says:

      Bill Hicks?

    • Spntneous
      Spntneous 2008-10-18T10:23:01Z says:

      is dead... sadly

  • triggerhippy
    triggerhippy 2008-10-18T05:50:41Z says:

    come on ladies...just put your lips on it.

  • -Morph-
    -Morph- 2008-10-18T06:26:09Z says:

    haha this happened to me when i went to ohio a week ago. only i was really sleep i heard somone com in the room and i thought it was my mom since we split a room to lower cost and it was some house keeping bitch.. didnt even knock or anything just let herself in said "oh shit" and left. for the next 3 days she never came back

    • PinkStinkWrinkle
      PinkStinkWrinkle 2008-10-18T06:34:02Z says:

      I think the dead hooker on the floor probabgly scared her.

    • IamTheGreatest
      IamTheGreatest 2008-10-18T06:47:34Z says:

      your nasty purple headed dick scared her , you black people.

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2008-10-18T08:40:49Z says:

      i can asure you when i get hard my cock does not turn any shade of purple. it stays a nice even golden brown thank you. cooked to perfection like a pancake or some sort of english muffin.

    • dik
      dik 2008-10-18T08:59:01Z says:

      *pukes bile

    • Itsie-Bitsy
      Itsie-Bitsy 2008-10-18T09:15:34Z says:

      'Kay, so let me get this straight... you went to Ohio last week, shared a room with your mother, you were naked and touching yourself when the maid walked in without knocking?

      1) Why were in the same room with your mother while naked but no longer in diapers?

      2) Why didn't you put the "Do Not Disturb" door-handle flyer on the outside knob like civilized beings do within a minute of entering the rented hotel room?

      3) What made you think admitting this to us would keep us from giving you shit about it?

      4) I love this site.

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-10-18T09:19:25Z says:

      5)This site hates you.

    • Itsie-Bitsy
      Itsie-Bitsy 2008-10-18T09:25:46Z says:

      Aww urkelbot, you're not the voice of this site baby. You love me. You're just mad at me 'cause I called you an asshole. You live it, I call it.

    • dik
      dik 2008-10-18T09:35:36Z says:

      i haven't decided if i hate you yet ..but i probably will

    • JerkStore
      JerkStore 2008-10-18T09:36:34Z says:

      Itsie... It's time for you to show us your tits now.....

    • Itsie-Bitsy
      Itsie-Bitsy 2008-10-18T09:41:57Z says:

      It's okay Dik, I actually prefer that you do. It's an internet site. That means a sense of humor is first. Those that don't get that concepts lack the intelligence to know better. What's comedy without a bit of bite?

    • dik
      dik 2008-10-18T09:54:24Z says:

      i wasn't joking

    • Itsie-Bitsy
      Itsie-Bitsy 2008-10-18T10:32:09Z says:

      Dik, I never thought you were. So...tell me, why is the letter "c" missing from your moniker? Is because you're not getting any? Or does DIK stand for: DO I KNOW?

    • rimjoy
      rimjoy 2008-10-18T10:55:36Z says:

      well nugga, sup wid dat?

    • dik
      dik 2008-10-18T13:06:38Z says:

      that's a stupid question..both of you go to the back

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-10-18T15:10:25Z says:

      I don't like her.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-10-18T17:34:35Z says:

      do you like me ?

    • Bootface
      Bootface 2008-10-18T17:37:25Z says:

      i hate all of you.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-10-18T17:42:10Z says:

      i was asking Hank , not you

    • possum
      possum 2008-10-18T18:13:10Z says:

      itsie cant show us her tits -
      itsie is an 11-yr-old male
      its itsie's dicksie thats bitsie

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2008-10-18T22:25:29Z says:

      just so you know not at any point was i naked or wanking in that room. but only morons would assume that.

      i was sharing a room cause i was only going to be there for 3 days while we attended my little cousins 16th birthday [arty and she was already in the area so i tagged along. they stayed for a week i had work.

      the maid came in while i was sleeping. im a light sleeper so when i heard the door open i woke up.

      That being said i hate you all. purple cock head included.

    • Itsie-Bitsy
      Itsie-Bitsy 2008-10-19T07:36:13Z says:

      urklebot is a one-eyed, one-eared wild purple -Morph head- eater.

      Oh...and I have a tenner that says he swallows too.

      <flashes bewbies>

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-10-19T07:42:46Z says:

      Leave the comedy to the professionals. Can you e-mail me a picture of your bewbies though?

    • Itsie-Bitsy
      Itsie-Bitsy 2008-10-19T09:30:25Z says:

      Oh yes urkelbot, you're such a turn on. I'll gladly show you -a smooth talking [sic] stranger my bewbies. I mean, how can I resist? Of course I'll give you my e-mail and expose myself to you. If anything to lead you away from your obsession of sniffing your Mommy's lingerie that hangs over your shower door and tortures your being.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-10-19T14:32:09Z says:

      You talk too much. Go fix me something to eat, would ya?

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-10-19T22:53:48Z says:

      itsie-bitsy is cool.

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-10-19T23:00:01Z says:

      That's because you're also an annoying cunt.

  • xyulie9
    xyulie9 2008-10-18T07:42:03Z says:

    two maids, one mint

  • Sociopath
    Sociopath 2008-10-18T09:40:04Z says:

    Classic, but it would have been better if it was his mum.

  • Theck4
    Theck4 2008-10-18T11:26:57Z says:

    Was he jacking it to Youtube in the last bit?

  • Oranjeboom
    Oranjeboom 2008-10-18T12:45:54Z says:

    I know someone who got caught wanking by the maid whilst on holiday.

    • dik
      dik 2008-10-18T13:07:24Z says:

      ^someone^^

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-10-18T13:15:02Z says:

      Definitely.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-10-18T23:30:00Z says:

      If he is that someone then that maid is going to be a right munter

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-10-18T23:36:37Z says:

      ^ True story.

  • fries-please
    fries-please 2008-10-18T13:27:07Z says:

    "Go away! 'Batin'!"

  • Emper0rr
    Emper0rr 2008-10-18T18:18:55Z says:

    See when we play this scenario out in our heads we imagine the hot ass Spanish cleaning lady walking in with a see through skirt and walking over to the bed to "help" us with our situation.

    Why can't the world really be like all the random fantasies I have in my head, it would be such a better place.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-10-18T22:50:44Z says:

      Because not even the most disgusting, the most desperate, the most depraved woman on the planet would touch your cock.

    • mamer
      mamer 2008-10-18T22:51:48Z says:

      because the cleaning ladies are usually latin american, I doubt you will ever see an actual Spanish girl cleaning a place.

    • mamer
      mamer 2008-10-18T22:52:12Z says:

      oh and btw... spain is in EU not SA.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-10-19T14:33:47Z says:

      Thanks for the geography lesson, Professor Fuckhead.

  • hidden2122
    hidden2122 2008-10-18T20:35:42Z says:

    "Housekeeping, you want me to jerk you off?"

    • RonT
      RonT 2008-10-19T18:02:50Z says:

      What kind of hotel is this?!

  • fries-please
    fries-please 2008-10-19T00:00:00Z says:

    he's got a small penis

    • aXx
      aXx 2008-10-19T19:58:36Z says:

      i've got a big penis.

  • CruelHM
    CruelHM 2008-10-19T01:42:19Z says:

    They all shat bricks when they saw it...

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-10-19T14:34:40Z says:

      Your bricks are filled with cat fur.

  • exojjl
    exojjl 2008-10-19T22:54:37Z says:

    haha

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posted October 18, 2008

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