I think you need to learnt not to take the internet seriously. I'd hate to imagine what you'd think if I were to say that I thought my 12 year old cousin was pretty hot
what nono dont take me wrong ben..your cool you can think whatever you please..i just dont like knomar anymore unless knomar is a girl that loves giving head..then knomar is cool
haha this happened to me when i went to ohio a week ago. only i was really sleep i heard somone com in the room and i thought it was my mom since we split a room to lower cost and it was some house keeping bitch.. didnt even knock or anything just let herself in said "oh shit" and left. for the next 3 days she never came back
i can asure you when i get hard my cock does not turn any shade of purple. it stays a nice even golden brown thank you. cooked to perfection like a pancake or some sort of english muffin.
'Kay, so let me get this straight... you went to Ohio last week, shared a room with your mother, you were naked and touching yourself when the maid walked in without knocking?
1) Why were in the same room with your mother while naked but no longer in diapers?
2) Why didn't you put the "Do Not Disturb" door-handle flyer on the outside knob like civilized beings do within a minute of entering the rented hotel room?
3) What made you think admitting this to us would keep us from giving you shit about it?
It's okay Dik, I actually prefer that you do. It's an internet site. That means a sense of humor is first. Those that don't get that concepts lack the intelligence to know better. What's comedy without a bit of bite?
Dik, I never thought you were. So...tell me, why is the letter "c" missing from your moniker? Is because you're not getting any? Or does DIK stand for: DO I KNOW?
just so you know not at any point was i naked or wanking in that room. but only morons would assume that.
i was sharing a room cause i was only going to be there for 3 days while we attended my little cousins 16th birthday [arty and she was already in the area so i tagged along. they stayed for a week i had work.
the maid came in while i was sleeping. im a light sleeper so when i heard the door open i woke up.
That being said i hate you all. purple cock head included.
Oh yes urkelbot, you're such a turn on. I'll gladly show you -a smooth talking [sic] stranger my bewbies. I mean, how can I resist? Of course I'll give you my e-mail and expose myself to you. If anything to lead you away from your obsession of sniffing your Mommy's lingerie that hangs over your shower door and tortures your being.
See when we play this scenario out in our heads we imagine the hot ass Spanish cleaning lady walking in with a see through skirt and walking over to the bed to "help" us with our situation.
Why can't the world really be like all the random fantasies I have in my head, it would be such a better place.
Comments to Intentionally caught wanking
what a great gag
WHere the hell is..... Wank ?
Wanker.
He's an up and coming young man.
All those sorry fucks and not one offered to help the poor guy
If only real life was more like cheezy porn
i do that at playgrounds
your fucking disgusting
I happen to think skulk looks pretty good.
yitmat has no taste.
i sorry i dont fit into the pedofile section knomar..dont worry i wont stop you from having fun jacking off to infants
I think you need to learnt not to take the internet seriously. I'd hate to imagine what you'd think if I were to say that I thought my 12 year old cousin was pretty hot
Pictures please, Ben
what nono dont take me wrong ben..your cool you can think whatever you please..i just dont like knomar anymore unless knomar is a girl that loves giving head..then knomar is cool
this is the worse porno ever! no action!!!
damn, he could have his own orgy!
I do that at work........I'm a maid.
LMAO
Best comment by far
I saw nixon jr. on the tv at :35
that is soo like him :) heheh
I saw him.
great hobby
Lol at 00:49 =D
was that the manager ? :)
Manager to complaining maid: "Eyup. He's jerkin' off alright".
"Knock knock knock...Housekeeping..."
wouldn't help he was wearing "headphones" and didn't "hear" them come in.
Bill Hicks?
is dead... sadly
come on ladies...just put your lips on it.
haha this happened to me when i went to ohio a week ago. only i was really sleep i heard somone com in the room and i thought it was my mom since we split a room to lower cost and it was some house keeping bitch.. didnt even knock or anything just let herself in said "oh shit" and left. for the next 3 days she never came back
I think the dead hooker on the floor probabgly scared her.
your nasty purple headed dick scared her , you black people.
i can asure you when i get hard my cock does not turn any shade of purple. it stays a nice even golden brown thank you. cooked to perfection like a pancake or some sort of english muffin.
*pukes bile
'Kay, so let me get this straight... you went to Ohio last week, shared a room with your mother, you were naked and touching yourself when the maid walked in without knocking?
1) Why were in the same room with your mother while naked but no longer in diapers?
2) Why didn't you put the "Do Not Disturb" door-handle flyer on the outside knob like civilized beings do within a minute of entering the rented hotel room?
3) What made you think admitting this to us would keep us from giving you shit about it?
4) I love this site.
5)This site hates you.
Aww urkelbot, you're not the voice of this site baby. You love me. You're just mad at me 'cause I called you an asshole. You live it, I call it.
i haven't decided if i hate you yet ..but i probably will
Itsie... It's time for you to show us your tits now.....
It's okay Dik, I actually prefer that you do. It's an internet site. That means a sense of humor is first. Those that don't get that concepts lack the intelligence to know better. What's comedy without a bit of bite?
i wasn't joking
Dik, I never thought you were. So...tell me, why is the letter "c" missing from your moniker? Is because you're not getting any? Or does DIK stand for: DO I KNOW?
well nugga, sup wid dat?
that's a stupid question..both of you go to the back
I don't like her.
do you like me ?
i hate all of you.
i was asking Hank , not you
itsie cant show us her tits -
itsie is an 11-yr-old male
its itsie's dicksie thats bitsie
just so you know not at any point was i naked or wanking in that room. but only morons would assume that.
i was sharing a room cause i was only going to be there for 3 days while we attended my little cousins 16th birthday [arty and she was already in the area so i tagged along. they stayed for a week i had work.
the maid came in while i was sleeping. im a light sleeper so when i heard the door open i woke up.
That being said i hate you all. purple cock head included.
urklebot is a one-eyed, one-eared wild purple -Morph head- eater.
Oh...and I have a tenner that says he swallows too.
<flashes bewbies>
Leave the comedy to the professionals. Can you e-mail me a picture of your bewbies though?
Oh yes urkelbot, you're such a turn on. I'll gladly show you -a smooth talking [sic] stranger my bewbies. I mean, how can I resist? Of course I'll give you my e-mail and expose myself to you. If anything to lead you away from your obsession of sniffing your Mommy's lingerie that hangs over your shower door and tortures your being.
You talk too much. Go fix me something to eat, would ya?
itsie-bitsy is cool.
That's because you're also an annoying cunt.
two maids, one mint
Classic, but it would have been better if it was his mum.
Was he jacking it to Youtube in the last bit?
I know someone who got caught wanking by the maid whilst on holiday.
^someone^^
Definitely.
If he is that someone then that maid is going to be a right munter
^ True story.
"Go away! 'Batin'!"
See when we play this scenario out in our heads we imagine the hot ass Spanish cleaning lady walking in with a see through skirt and walking over to the bed to "help" us with our situation.
Why can't the world really be like all the random fantasies I have in my head, it would be such a better place.
Because not even the most disgusting, the most desperate, the most depraved woman on the planet would touch your cock.
because the cleaning ladies are usually latin american, I doubt you will ever see an actual Spanish girl cleaning a place.
oh and btw... spain is in EU not SA.
Thanks for the geography lesson, Professor Fuckhead.
"Housekeeping, you want me to jerk you off?"
What kind of hotel is this?!
he's got a small penis
i've got a big penis.
They all shat bricks when they saw it...
Your bricks are filled with cat fur.
haha