Interesting Ninja fight

It is a story, can anybody translate this?

NikoxBellic 2008-08-02T04:16:27Z says:
fail
FLFisher 2008-08-02T04:18:47Z says:
Better, if the sound worked.
yamabushi 2008-08-02T04:42:06Z says:
that was the worst thing ever recorded.
- Romeo2000 2008-08-02T17:40:25Z says:
  what? didn't you see "heavy earthquake warning"?
  
  http://www.muchosucko.com/show/heavy_earthquake_warning-45972
CheechWizard 2008-08-02T06:04:40Z says:
I can translate it..
Hey God..not enough to be deaf, I have to be bald too? Thanks brah. fucker.
HarryTipper 2008-08-02T08:05:51Z says:
I think he was reenacting an anime ninja cartoon?
Mako 2008-08-02T08:08:06Z says:
Fuck translating iyt, put me in the ring weith this mute bitch.
- loslobos 2008-08-02T09:41:10Z says:
  Had fun friday night I see
HiSociety 2008-08-02T16:07:34Z says:
that was awesome. the fight was sweet.
FatPat 2008-08-03T00:49:48Z says:
Fuck. I made it 7 seconds. Damn this ADHD!!
arkanon 2008-08-03T03:49:28Z says:
best watched while listening to Alice in chains - Again.mp3
666ReaPer666 2008-08-03T05:07:51Z says:
silly white cut asking achick to fuck him in the ass