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Into battle, Jeeves!

As a lad I often lay siege to San Francisco with my trusty tortoise companion Fillipe'... sadly, he was caught and put in the zoo and I was deterred back to Ohio. Good times...

Into battle, Jeeves!

Into battle, Jeeves!
Into battle, Jeeves!

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turtle,  critters,  whats so funny,  tortoise

Comments to Into battle, Jeeves!

  • skulk
    skulk 2008-01-29T05:08:41Z says:

    id hit it

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-01-29T05:17:14Z says:

      Pedo!

    • Romeo2000
      Romeo2000 2008-01-29T06:18:28Z says:

      He talked about the turtle, idiot!

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-01-29T06:24:48Z says:

      That turtle couldn't be a day older then 16, Romeo!

    • Romeo2000
      Romeo2000 2008-01-29T18:19:51Z says:

      16 year old individuals don´t count as under age in Afghanistan (I don´t care about the video description at all and let my imagination go). At least the females marry at an age of about 14 at most. (By the way: childhood in general is a concept that was invented in the western culture not even 200 years ago. Before children were little adults. Period.)

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-01-29T18:31:45Z says:

      But 16 in turtle years is like 3 of ours....this went wrong and i should go die now.

    • Romeo2000
      Romeo2000 2008-01-29T19:05:36Z says:

      yes, sth went wrong with your calculations. if you assume an average human life-span of about 80 years in the civilised world (and how cares about the rest), a turtle would live 427 years in average. that´s quite a lot (even in zoos). and also the turtle dudes would have to wait 96 years for not getting sentenced as pedos. that would be just too cruel, because only real pervs would want to fuck a granny turtle like that...

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2008-01-30T01:38:48Z says:

      The turtle could also be 116.

  • Archman
    Archman 2008-01-29T05:43:40Z says:

    "That's not Seabiscuit, I want my money back".

  • ohh_fuck
    ohh_fuck 2008-01-29T07:11:23Z says:

    reminds me of the movie never ending story

  • AquaLunaTik
    AquaLunaTik 2008-01-29T09:49:22Z says:

    Lots of turtle soup

  • -Morph-
    -Morph- 2008-01-29T11:55:27Z says:

    i wanna see a tortoise that big upclose.

  • fries-please
    fries-please 2008-01-29T22:54:33Z says:

    So what the fuck does Jeeves have to do with this ?

Asphalt
posted January 29, 2008

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