IS IT ILLEGAL TO CUT GRASS???

Comments to IS IT ILLEGAL TO CUT GRASS???

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  KillerJonesy 2007-11-26T05:17:49Z says:

  "how long have you been riding the lawnmower for?"
  "about two weeks..."

  golden humour right there.

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    1rish1 2007-11-26T05:30:25Z says:

    "My wife said... another beer... stab me in the face." even better
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    JamesTKirk 2007-11-26T05:53:46Z says:

    "My wife's gonna beat your ass, I know my rights (ryats)" -- comedy gold.
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    smerf 2007-11-26T08:02:13Z says:

    2:51, did he scream for his mother?
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    169er 2007-11-26T11:25:49Z says:

    Tellin the pig he has been drinking all day - yet another classic (and maybe the first correct statement he made)
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    El_Wanko 2007-11-26T12:44:35Z says:

    Fucking piggers.
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    invalid 2007-11-26T20:08:16Z says:

    was I speed'n?
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  TiredGuy 2007-11-26T05:46:43Z says:

  Can't be real.

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    SolidSnakeOnAPlane 2007-11-26T11:43:10Z says:

    Yeah I say that too since when the cop "sprayed" him, nothing came out of the pepper spray bottle. Funny as hell though.
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    yougetalife 2007-12-04T08:57:51Z says:

    its real, and my sister did kick his ass. then she went down and kicked the cops ass. when she reads this, she is going to kick my ass and all of your asses for reading this.
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    invalid 2007-12-04T09:15:28Z says:

    why are you posting on shit from a week ago...get with the program!
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  AntonioMainenti 2007-11-26T06:51:55Z says:

  El Wanko makes another guest appearance. "What to do when pulled over on a lawn mower"

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    Asphalt 2007-11-26T09:58:54Z says:

    Step 1: Engage blade and run over cop
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    El_Wanko 2007-11-26T12:44:12Z says:

    Probably he'd be ok if he hadn't had the beer in his hand. Depends where he lives. You're allowed to drive tractors on the road, just not the freeways, in all the places I know.
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  bukkakeituacahs 2007-11-26T07:11:04Z says:

  WOW!!! There just isn't enough space on this page to comment on this one.

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    invalid 2007-11-26T07:29:16Z says:

    you could at least try...
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  BraveSamuel 2007-11-26T09:49:47Z says:

  hmmm.... i wonder if he knows his rights...
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  SolidSnakeOnAPlane 2007-11-26T11:42:03Z says:

  I think that guy was my brother...one of them at least....it's great to live in Alabama! You get to see a lot of funny shit here!!!!
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  Delilah 2007-11-26T23:12:36Z says:

  poor guy was pussy whooped.

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    jamiee1869 2007-11-27T20:58:50Z says:

    He told the cop,"My wife's gunna kick ur ass!"
    ...just like she kicks his.