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Is it my Birthday??

No its just her lucky day, she has a candy coated dick

Is it my Birthday??

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Comments to Is it my Birthday??

  • billyboots72
    billyboots72 2007-08-27T04:03:47Z says:

    I'm diggin the music, oh yeah!

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-08-27T12:06:16Z says:

      Yay, the ice cream van's here!

    • zxcv
      zxcv 2007-08-30T23:42:35Z says:

      No that's the music that's constantly playing inside this girls head. When the rest of us are hearing silence, she hears circus music.

  • Archman
    Archman 2007-08-27T04:10:14Z says:

    Maybe that's what I'm doin wrong.

    • SummerTlMEbrews
      SummerTlMEbrews 2007-08-27T14:42:57Z says:

      at least i know what im doing right, fondling this reply button with sugery goodness

    • dik
      dik 2007-08-27T14:55:31Z says:

      ^asshole

    • SummerTlMEbrews
      SummerTlMEbrews 2007-08-27T15:54:31Z says:

      ^tourettes

    • Archman
      Archman 2007-08-27T22:38:29Z says:

      I don't get any of this.

    • BzaWack
      BzaWack 2007-08-28T22:21:57Z says:

      4

  • divinebrevity
    divinebrevity 2007-08-27T04:12:13Z says:

    He might have wanted to use something less crunchy...she might be tempted to chew before she swallows.

    • Pwnographer
      Pwnographer 2007-08-27T06:09:00Z says:

      I had the exact same thought, she looked like she wanted to take a bite out of it

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2007-08-27T09:36:26Z says:

      ahaha i was thinking the same thing divine

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2007-08-27T13:48:51Z says:

      You should NEVER think about biting cock! ...that would make you gay by default!

    • dik
      dik 2007-08-27T14:56:44Z says:

      shit!

    • $nake
      $nake 2007-08-27T16:14:55Z says:

      My bitch once asked me to coat my dick in pinapple chunks and cherries and whipped cream. I did, but it looked so good I ate it myself.

    • Leela27
      Leela27 2007-08-27T16:59:23Z says:

      wow you must be real flexible, why did you have a girl when you can suck your own dick?

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2007-08-27T18:05:54Z says:

      i ask myself that very same thing... if i can suck myself off... and do a good job of it.. would i be as determined to get myself a girl? i mean cause all that would be left for her to do is bitch at me.. hit me.. talk shit cuddle sometimes and like have a period on the horniest day possible for me.

  • Archman
    Archman 2007-08-27T04:16:51Z says:

    I can't think of a better birthday present.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2007-08-27T04:18:03Z says:

      I'll dip my cock in sprikles for you Arch, when's your next birthday?

    • Archman
      Archman 2007-08-27T04:48:09Z says:

      No No, that's ok, really.

    • Starrsky
      Starrsky 2007-08-27T06:32:21Z says:

      whats a better present??

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-08-27T06:38:14Z says:

      Cherry flavored pussy, of course.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2007-08-27T06:39:58Z says:

      Damn Starr, he said he couldn't think of one, I would still like to dip my cock in sprinkles, but give it to you for my birthday. where do you live?

    • Apathy
      Apathy 2007-08-27T06:46:06Z says:

      I don't believe they allow Irish in Texas, do they?

    • Starrsky
      Starrsky 2007-08-27T06:56:45Z says:

      I would think that putting it in fun-dip or even pixi stix would be better than sprinkles

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-08-27T07:22:32Z says:

      I think starrsky might be right about that one. Maybe koolaide mix, with some powdered suger?

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-08-27T07:23:13Z says:

      Or do what me and my ex girlfriend did, the classic chocolate sauce.

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2007-08-27T09:37:45Z says:

      smerf now matter how much choco sauce you cover your penis with it will not grow and you will not be a black man for a day!

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-08-27T12:07:08Z says:

      lol

    • Leela27
      Leela27 2007-08-27T17:02:24Z says:

      I like strawberries and whipped cream myself.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-08-27T17:08:17Z says:

      Hi Leela : )

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-08-27T17:50:23Z says:

      Ouch, I really felt that one. Give me a moment, I need to put some aloe vera on my burn.

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2007-08-27T18:07:13Z says:

      sorry no one else had a good enough reply to set up...




      you know youre still sexy to me lover ;) small penis and all.

    • Archman
      Archman 2007-08-27T22:40:13Z says:

      I laugh at the putz who burned his dick by putting it in Fun Dip.

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-08-28T03:06:40Z says:

      Hah, he should have dipped it in something sour. Then, when her face got all puckered up, extra suction!

  • drinksonme
    drinksonme 2007-08-27T05:17:18Z says:

    I'm sure her dentist would not approve. Unless of course that's his cock. Also a woman Vicki Vette's age should be concerned with diabetes.

    • keefbox
      keefbox 2007-08-27T06:15:09Z says:

      Maybe that guy is her dentist and those sprinkles are made with Splenda so she doesn't have to worry about getting the tooth rot..

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-08-27T12:08:07Z says:

      In her job she should be more concerned about getting crotch rot.

  • Gottlos
    Gottlos 2007-08-27T05:28:52Z says:

    I'm thinking that would hurt more than feel good. I'll stick with softer edible dick-dips, thanks.

  • Hegemonic
    Hegemonic 2007-08-27T05:44:15Z says:

    baskin robbins' next flavour?

  • keefbox
    keefbox 2007-08-27T05:57:11Z says:

    Giddyup!!!

  • smerf
    smerf 2007-08-27T06:02:55Z says:

    I sometimes worry for the guys in porn. He's doing kinky stuff with a good looking chick, then she's going down on him. But the whole time, it doesn't look like he had a full hardon. Poor, poor man...

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2007-08-27T06:09:18Z says:

      Did you just rate this guys hard on? ;)

    • Gottlos
      Gottlos 2007-08-27T06:18:42Z says:

      It's a porno, what else are you supposed to do? It's the only thing he's getting paid for.

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-08-27T06:39:31Z says:

      I don't give a shit if he's being paid or not. If you're even half-way sober and having sex with an at least decent looking lady, you should have a raging boner. If not, I think there is something wrong with you.

    • Apathy
      Apathy 2007-08-27T06:47:51Z says:

      Note to self: smerf likes "raging boners" in his porn.

    • Gottlos
      Gottlos 2007-08-27T06:47:54Z says:

      I won't argue with you, but there's a reason Viagra is so popular. I don't think every guy is as lucky as you are.

    • Apathy
      Apathy 2007-08-27T07:16:51Z says:

      I've got good German genes, what can I say?

    • redheadedmutant
      redheadedmutant 2007-08-27T07:21:16Z says:

      The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the longest way

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-08-27T07:24:19Z says:

      Nah, not good German genes, just good genes in general.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-08-27T12:09:23Z says:

      Levis, Gap...that sort of thing?

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2007-08-27T13:56:13Z says:

      Good genes...ginger hair?

      FUCKING LIAR!

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-08-27T17:52:00Z says:

      We have traced the lineage of my family through Ireland, Scotland, England, America (as in the Natives), France, Germany and Denmark.

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-08-27T17:52:49Z says:

      And yes, good ginger genes, motherfucker.

    • keefbox
      keefbox 2007-08-27T17:58:41Z says:

      I thought you were a direct descendant of the famed Appaloosa...

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-08-28T03:07:13Z says:

      No, none of my family comes from Appalachia.

  • OPP
    OPP 2007-08-27T06:17:34Z says:

    Shoulda stuck a candle up in there. Now THAT would have been a MUCHO video!

  • Delilah
    Delilah 2007-08-27T08:02:50Z says:

    *drunken rant* in my opinion women who actually enjoy giving blow jobs are whores who get paid for it, i'll only do it forcefully for the man i love. CHICKEN

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2007-08-27T09:39:19Z says:

      what the fuck does that even mean delilah?!?!

    • Captain_Spaulding0323
      Captain_Spaulding0323 2007-08-27T10:38:29Z says:

      I think she's talking about blowing a chicken???

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2007-08-27T13:57:10Z says:

      Out the window went the appeal...

    • dik
      dik 2007-08-27T14:22:21Z says:

      deilah is drunk a lot...i love her..

    • dik
      dik 2007-08-27T14:22:56Z says:

      i've misspelled that name about 6 different ways by now

    • dik
      dik 2007-08-27T14:23:26Z says:

      maybe it was a poem?

    • coconut-dundee
      coconut-dundee 2007-08-27T14:55:44Z says:

      Or a song?

    • TheTruth
      TheTruth 2007-08-27T16:43:10Z says:

      just admit u like sucking cock Delilah !

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-08-27T17:54:00Z says:

      I have actually met a chick that enjoyed sucking cock. But yes, most of them only do it to please their man.

    • bangbangboogie
      bangbangboogie 2007-08-27T19:19:21Z says:

      chicken?

    • Delilah
      Delilah 2007-08-27T19:33:29Z says:

      sorry, i only enjoy it when i've been drinking, btw chicken is my significant other on the receiving end.

    • gutz13
      gutz13 2007-08-27T20:15:47Z says:

      so...you put on a strap-on and fuck the chicken?

    • sasquatch
      sasquatch 2007-08-28T01:16:40Z says:

      smells like fish tastes like chicken...looks like someone tried to split her in half with an ax

  • gutz13
    gutz13 2007-08-27T20:14:14Z says:

    so...you put on a strap-on and fuck the chicken?

    • gutz13
      gutz13 2007-08-27T20:15:29Z says:

      damn, didn't hit the button. Please disregard this.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-08-27T20:34:40Z says:

      We will happily disregard your comments.

Starrsky
posted August 27, 2007

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