i ask myself that very same thing... if i can suck myself off... and do a good job of it.. would i be as determined to get myself a girl? i mean cause all that would be left for her to do is bitch at me.. hit me.. talk shit cuddle sometimes and like have a period on the horniest day possible for me.
I sometimes worry for the guys in porn. He's doing kinky stuff with a good looking chick, then she's going down on him. But the whole time, it doesn't look like he had a full hardon. Poor, poor man...
I don't give a shit if he's being paid or not. If you're even half-way sober and having sex with an at least decent looking lady, you should have a raging boner. If not, I think there is something wrong with you.
*drunken rant* in my opinion women who actually enjoy giving blow jobs are whores who get paid for it, i'll only do it forcefully for the man i love. CHICKEN
Comments to Is it my Birthday??
I'm diggin the music, oh yeah!
Yay, the ice cream van's here!
No that's the music that's constantly playing inside this girls head. When the rest of us are hearing silence, she hears circus music.
Maybe that's what I'm doin wrong.
at least i know what im doing right, fondling this reply button with sugery goodness
^asshole
^tourettes
I don't get any of this.
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He might have wanted to use something less crunchy...she might be tempted to chew before she swallows.
I had the exact same thought, she looked like she wanted to take a bite out of it
ahaha i was thinking the same thing divine
You should NEVER think about biting cock! ...that would make you gay by default!
shit!
My bitch once asked me to coat my dick in pinapple chunks and cherries and whipped cream. I did, but it looked so good I ate it myself.
wow you must be real flexible, why did you have a girl when you can suck your own dick?
i ask myself that very same thing... if i can suck myself off... and do a good job of it.. would i be as determined to get myself a girl? i mean cause all that would be left for her to do is bitch at me.. hit me.. talk shit cuddle sometimes and like have a period on the horniest day possible for me.
I can't think of a better birthday present.
I'll dip my cock in sprikles for you Arch, when's your next birthday?
No No, that's ok, really.
whats a better present??
Cherry flavored pussy, of course.
Damn Starr, he said he couldn't think of one, I would still like to dip my cock in sprinkles, but give it to you for my birthday. where do you live?
I don't believe they allow Irish in Texas, do they?
I would think that putting it in fun-dip or even pixi stix would be better than sprinkles
I think starrsky might be right about that one. Maybe koolaide mix, with some powdered suger?
Or do what me and my ex girlfriend did, the classic chocolate sauce.
smerf now matter how much choco sauce you cover your penis with it will not grow and you will not be a black man for a day!
lol
I like strawberries and whipped cream myself.
Hi Leela : )
Ouch, I really felt that one. Give me a moment, I need to put some aloe vera on my burn.
sorry no one else had a good enough reply to set up...
you know youre still sexy to me lover ;) small penis and all.
I laugh at the putz who burned his dick by putting it in Fun Dip.
Hah, he should have dipped it in something sour. Then, when her face got all puckered up, extra suction!
I'm sure her dentist would not approve. Unless of course that's his cock. Also a woman Vicki Vette's age should be concerned with diabetes.
Maybe that guy is her dentist and those sprinkles are made with Splenda so she doesn't have to worry about getting the tooth rot..
In her job she should be more concerned about getting crotch rot.
I'm thinking that would hurt more than feel good. I'll stick with softer edible dick-dips, thanks.
baskin robbins' next flavour?
Giddyup!!!
I sometimes worry for the guys in porn. He's doing kinky stuff with a good looking chick, then she's going down on him. But the whole time, it doesn't look like he had a full hardon. Poor, poor man...
Did you just rate this guys hard on? ;)
It's a porno, what else are you supposed to do? It's the only thing he's getting paid for.
I don't give a shit if he's being paid or not. If you're even half-way sober and having sex with an at least decent looking lady, you should have a raging boner. If not, I think there is something wrong with you.
Note to self: smerf likes "raging boners" in his porn.
I won't argue with you, but there's a reason Viagra is so popular. I don't think every guy is as lucky as you are.
I've got good German genes, what can I say?
The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the longest way
Nah, not good German genes, just good genes in general.
Levis, Gap...that sort of thing?
Good genes...ginger hair?
FUCKING LIAR!
We have traced the lineage of my family through Ireland, Scotland, England, America (as in the Natives), France, Germany and Denmark.
And yes, good ginger genes, motherfucker.
I thought you were a direct descendant of the famed Appaloosa...
No, none of my family comes from Appalachia.
Shoulda stuck a candle up in there. Now THAT would have been a MUCHO video!
*drunken rant* in my opinion women who actually enjoy giving blow jobs are whores who get paid for it, i'll only do it forcefully for the man i love. CHICKEN
what the fuck does that even mean delilah?!?!
I think she's talking about blowing a chicken???
Out the window went the appeal...
deilah is drunk a lot...i love her..
i've misspelled that name about 6 different ways by now
maybe it was a poem?
Or a song?
just admit u like sucking cock Delilah !
I have actually met a chick that enjoyed sucking cock. But yes, most of them only do it to please their man.
chicken?
sorry, i only enjoy it when i've been drinking, btw chicken is my significant other on the receiving end.
so...you put on a strap-on and fuck the chicken?
smells like fish tastes like chicken...looks like someone tried to split her in half with an ax
so...you put on a strap-on and fuck the chicken?
damn, didn't hit the button. Please disregard this.
We will happily disregard your comments.