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  • thrax
    thrax 2009-01-17T05:08:53Z says:

    man, ain't that the truth

    • dik
      dik 2009-01-17T05:09:09Z says:

      no

    • firebolt
      firebolt 2009-01-17T05:09:35Z says:

      yes

    • dik
      dik 2009-01-17T05:09:46Z says:

      that's the opposite of the truth..that's ignorance

    • BILLYMAYSHERE
      BILLYMAYSHERE 2009-01-17T05:16:09Z says:

      You're the opposite of intelligent-dikless fuknuts

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2009-01-17T05:19:10Z says:

      Go stick some Oxyclean in your anus and spin.

    • dik
      dik 2009-01-17T05:19:25Z says:

      huh?

    • thrax
      thrax 2009-01-17T05:29:22Z says:

      the key is "everyting I need to know", not everything there is to know.

    • j0sh8790
      j0sh8790 2009-01-17T05:29:40Z says:

      diks right...

    • Kojach
      Kojach 2009-01-17T05:39:22Z says:

      hahahaha kirk wtf was that?

    • jsloan10
      jsloan10 2009-01-17T05:45:30Z says:

      I agree with dik.
      No.

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2009-01-17T06:11:04Z says:

      Guys? ....I was curious. I did the Oxyclean thing......lil' help? =(

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-01-17T06:16:52Z says:

      Tomorrow your little tootsie roll cat turds should be clear.

    • Mako
      Mako 2009-01-17T06:18:27Z says:

      Yeah, they might be effervescent too.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-01-17T08:40:03Z says:

      The opposite of truth isn't ignorance.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-01-17T08:43:53Z says:

      Islam is just really misunderstood. The religion preaches peace and respect for others. In these days of immorality and chaos, Islam can provide people with a moral compass and a loving framework for their life. I was thinking about joining a mosque, actually.

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2009-01-17T08:53:16Z says:

      I'll give you this Hank, for someone that voted for Stuart Smalley, at least you hate all religions equally.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-01-17T08:58:56Z says:

      Haha, good one. You are really funny. I always enjoy your clever wit.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-01-17T08:59:26Z says:

      Let's be friends in Islam.

    • BigJohnson110
      BigJohnson110 2009-01-17T09:17:27Z says:

      Haha.. I bet you signed up then found you mis-heard the word "lebians" in Islam

    • earthdiedscreaming
      earthdiedscreaming 2009-01-17T10:20:29Z says:

      Hank, once they're convinced you're a donkey and ship you to iraq with TNT and fertilizer up your ass to let you self-destruct in a crowded market place, islam style, be sure to have them post pictures of it.

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2009-01-17T14:31:07Z says:

      ...with sexy results

    • dik
      dik 2009-01-17T15:18:26Z says:

      so it's not the exact opposite hank...it sounded good..you fucking wop

    • Bootface
      Bootface 2009-01-17T15:26:05Z says:

      Hank you fucking chink nigger, every religion preaches peace and tolerance. You, being a chink nigger, just choose to pick the religion people " dont understand" as one you'll , because your so fucking understanding obviously.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-01-17T15:45:44Z says:

      I love when I open up Mucho after a long time and see my name in the recent comments.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-01-17T16:53:23Z says:

      The greatest threat to truth isn't ignorance, it is the illusions of truth.

      *truth was original 'knowledge', I adapted it.

    • Jones
      Jones 2009-01-17T16:55:53Z says:

      You're a star Hank.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-01-17T17:02:42Z says:

      Thanks, Jones.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-01-17T18:24:15Z says:

      Haha, "a loving framework".
      Whatever. you noobs. Only noobz don't know when I'm kidding.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-01-17T18:50:24Z says:

      Kidding is kind of like fishing, but not with fish.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-01-17T19:02:13Z says:

      Neither fish, nor fiddles. Haha.

    • dik
      dik 2009-01-17T19:59:22Z says:

      it was cooler the way i said it you fags

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-01-18T03:55:57Z says:

      Ya, not so much.

    • RandallFlagg
      RandallFlagg 2009-01-18T05:50:19Z says:

      muslims are involved in 17 major conflicts in the world right now. i heard that on the michael savage show.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-01-18T14:55:40Z says:

      Cool.

  • toolman961
    toolman961 2009-01-17T05:26:32Z says:

    I learned everything I needed to know about Islam when iranian opened his mouth.

    • j0sh8790
      j0sh8790 2009-01-17T05:30:01Z says:

      did he swallow?

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2009-01-17T05:50:57Z says:

      If I said yes, would that make me gay.

    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS 2009-01-17T05:55:17Z says:

      Iranian got the ole Rusty Trombone ?

    • j0sh8790
      j0sh8790 2009-01-17T06:26:33Z says:

      nah that makes him gay. we wont judge you...

    • BukkakeHaduken
      BukkakeHaduken 2009-01-17T06:28:06Z says:

      as long as you were fantisizing about a white woman while he was blowing you

    • iranian
      iranian 2009-01-17T06:53:41Z says:

      dont make me make a new joke about ur wife tool

    • BukkakeHaduken
      BukkakeHaduken 2009-01-17T07:04:43Z says:

      stroke joke!!! stroke joke!!! stroke joke!!!

    • Quick_draw21
      Quick_draw21 2009-01-17T07:29:35Z says:

      I thought Iranian was an atheist

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-01-17T08:44:50Z says:

      No, he's a fagnostic.

    • cdbsr00
      cdbsr00 2009-01-17T12:52:55Z says:

      no hank quickie is right, irunningwhore is gaytheist

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-01-17T15:46:18Z says:

      Haha.

  • Jones
    Jones 2009-01-17T05:27:02Z says:

    I learned everything I needed to know about America when Bush was elected, twice.

    • j0sh8790
      j0sh8790 2009-01-17T05:32:34Z says:

      i learned everything i need to know about America in American studies... then i learned everything i need to know about whatever the fuck it turned into the day the patriot act was passed.

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2009-01-17T05:51:36Z says:

      We isn't dum.

    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS 2009-01-17T05:55:30Z says:

      *aint

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-01-17T08:47:30Z says:

      *aren't been

    • cdbsr00
      cdbsr00 2009-01-17T12:53:36Z says:

      well put josh

  • BukkakeHaduken
    BukkakeHaduken 2009-01-17T05:28:45Z says:

    I learned everything I needed to know about Islan when I read the Koran. Hahah I'm lying, I didn't read it, I listened to it on tape.

    • BukkakeHaduken
      BukkakeHaduken 2009-01-17T05:29:32Z says:

      And I don't don't speak arab.

    • BukkakeHaduken
      BukkakeHaduken 2009-01-17T05:30:08Z says:

      And I learned everything about Aslan from reading The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe. Jk I just watched the movie.

    • Quick_draw21
      Quick_draw21 2009-01-17T07:30:34Z says:

      You still need to learn one more thing, English....

    • smerf
      smerf 2009-01-17T08:32:02Z says:

      Do they even have the Koran on tape? I'm pretty sure they don't have it in English, at least.

    • earthdiedscreaming
      earthdiedscreaming 2009-01-17T10:18:34Z says:

      Obama will make it happen

    • cdbsr00
      cdbsr00 2009-01-17T12:54:30Z says:

      ^classic example at failing at failing

    • cdbsr00
      cdbsr00 2009-01-17T12:56:13Z says:

      *of

      ^classic example of failing to check diction (no puns please)

    • earthdiedscreaming
      earthdiedscreaming 2009-01-17T14:38:24Z says:

      ^ clasic result of cuntpunching during pregnancy

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-01-17T15:47:35Z says:

      *Classic example of anal birth.

  • nonavatarnoobgod
    nonavatarnoobgod 2009-01-17T05:42:50Z says:

    stupid fuckin sand niggers.

    • dik
      dik 2009-01-17T05:56:46Z says:

      super excellent contribution for real...kudos

    • nonavatarnoobgod
      nonavatarnoobgod 2009-01-17T06:06:37Z says:

      I know, I shouldn't have said that. I take it back. Tolerance, understanding, etc.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-01-17T06:18:05Z says:

      You should have fucked off and died.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-01-17T08:49:42Z says:

      Arabs are the smartest people on the planet.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-01-17T09:00:21Z says:

      After me, of course.

    • earthdiedscreaming
      earthdiedscreaming 2009-01-17T10:18:05Z says:

      Yet you all live in shitholes and smell like feet

    • jerkaholik
      jerkaholik 2009-01-17T13:49:07Z says:

      maybe its smart? and you just dont get it?

    • earthdiedscreaming
      earthdiedscreaming 2009-01-17T14:39:29Z says:

      What? I can't hear you while you have Chinawonk's inch-long love rod in your midget mouth

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-01-17T15:53:16Z says:

      My love rod only goes in my wife's mouth.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-01-17T16:42:14Z says:

      Still only an inch long then ?

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-01-17T17:01:36Z says:

      "Arabs are the smartest people on the planet."
      Yep.

      They have made some of the biggest contributions to physics, chemistry & biology.

      A good example is 0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9. From a book by an arab mathematician al-Khwârizmî(Yes, I just checked his name with google), he called them Hindsa which actually means 'Indian Numbers'. Before then, we were using Roman numerals & doing mathematics which those was near impossible.

    • Romeo2000
      Romeo2000 2009-01-17T17:38:13Z says:

      unfortunately those "smartest people on the planet" didn't contribute anything substantial to the world of science during the last 800 years...

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-01-17T18:28:01Z says:

      How much did the Europeans contribute during the Dark Ages(400 - 1,400)?

    • jerkaholik
      jerkaholik 2009-01-17T18:30:04Z says:

      lol good point

    • Jones
      Jones 2009-01-17T18:54:53Z says:

      How much did Americans contribute during the Dark Ages!

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-01-17T19:05:45Z says:

      I don't know. Anyways, how would you quantify their contribution and what does it prove anyways?

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2009-01-17T20:41:55Z says:

      I always thought Indians were the smartest people. Those fuckers can do anything.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-01-17T20:47:21Z says:

      They can't speak fucking english on the phone.

  • ClaudeBallz
    ClaudeBallz 2009-01-17T06:12:28Z says:

    I learned everything I need to know about islam when I watched "Midnight Express".

    • Quick_draw21
      Quick_draw21 2009-01-17T07:33:38Z says:

      Turkey is secular and that movie is based off a fictional book. Don't let logic get in your way though.

    • BILLYMAYSHERE
      BILLYMAYSHERE 2009-01-17T08:39:00Z says:

      That movie is in fact based on a very non-fiction book.

    • earthdiedscreaming
      earthdiedscreaming 2009-01-17T10:15:41Z says:

      Turkey used to be secular

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-01-17T15:54:11Z says:

      Turkey is still secular. They are violating Islamic law and will be punished for it.

    • Mako
      Mako 2009-01-17T17:03:01Z says:

      The streets will flow with the blood of the nonbelievers.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-01-17T17:08:39Z says:

      Yes, I am waiting for that glorious day.

  • BukkakeHaduken
    BukkakeHaduken 2009-01-17T06:29:53Z says:

    I learned everything I need to know about knitting from mucho sucko

  • Vomitcircus
    Vomitcircus 2009-01-17T08:13:24Z says:

    I unlearned everything I need to learn about the force from Yoda.

  • earthdiedscreaming
    earthdiedscreaming 2009-01-17T10:21:39Z says:

    By the way, what's 0.818182?

    • dik
      dik 2009-01-17T15:19:32Z says:

      your IQ?

    • dik
      dik 2009-01-17T15:19:40Z says:

      whammy

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2009-01-17T15:22:41Z says:

      whammy indeed

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-01-17T16:07:01Z says:

      Super whammy.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-01-17T16:43:59Z says:

      is it 82%?

    • earthdiedscreaming
      earthdiedscreaming 2009-01-17T16:57:32Z says:

      Yeah, I have an IQ of 82%, that's probably it.

    • Romeo2000
      Romeo2000 2009-01-17T17:05:01Z says:

      82 points -> mentally retarded

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-01-17T17:12:46Z says:

      Probably not.

  • bigevan
    bigevan 2009-01-17T10:35:09Z says:

    I learned everything about Islam from a washroom at the bus station. So I hate it but still curious to explore it further.

  • TheTruth
    TheTruth 2009-01-17T11:58:13Z says:

    I learned everything about Islam from sudan, as in they demanded the british to be killed cause she let the kid name the teddy bear Muhammad, islam called for it. Also saw on the news about 20,000 iranians chanting "die america", not to mention people in the middle east celebrating when 9/11 happen.
    But if u don't believe in their religion then u must die, per their religion rules. "Religion of Peace"

    • Romeo2000
      Romeo2000 2009-01-17T12:19:06Z says:

      i celebrated too when "9/11" happened... and i'm no raghead...

    • dontomas
      dontomas 2009-01-17T12:24:15Z says:

      question, are you retarded or am i, because most of that post made no sense.

    • TheTruth
      TheTruth 2009-01-17T16:01:53Z says:

      yeah dontomas, I guess I assume u guys heard that story. I put it simple, a british teacher let one of her students like a 7 year old kid, name a teddy bear Muhammad, Parents of the school find out, called police and courts and police arrested her. People all over sudan were calling for her death cause she insulted islam. They wanted islamic justice done on her

    • Mannynub
      Mannynub 2009-01-17T18:04:09Z says:

      All of those things have nothing to do with the religion itsself, but more to do with some of the idiots that practise the religion. Christianity was the same for a loooong time.

    • jerkaholik
      jerkaholik 2009-01-17T18:50:41Z says:

      americans celebrate the day they conquered america..its the day when genocide of the indians began. not much better isnt it?

    • jerkaholik
      jerkaholik 2009-01-17T18:51:03Z says:

      *the genocide

    • possum
      possum 2009-01-17T18:57:35Z says:

      what day would that be?

    • smerf
      smerf 2009-01-18T00:57:18Z says:

      Cite your sources, Truth.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-01-18T03:58:32Z says:

      Independence Day.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-01-18T03:58:58Z says:

      Cite your moobs, Smerf.

  • Romeo2000
    Romeo2000 2009-01-17T12:17:56Z says:

    and i learned from 9/11 how easily relatively primitive propaganda works in so called western democracies...

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-01-17T16:09:51Z says:

      Don't pretend (the people of) your country is better, you simple fuck.

    • Romeo2000
      Romeo2000 2009-01-17T16:16:37Z says:

      no. actually it was at least in the beginning more or less the same over here too. you know, there are also "western democracies" outside of the usa even though it might be hard to imagine that there is life behind this big pond as well...

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-01-17T16:42:54Z says:

      Duh. Yawn.

    • Romeo2000
      Romeo2000 2009-01-17T16:53:34Z says:

      "yawn" indeed.

    • Godzilla
      Godzilla 2009-01-17T17:25:36Z says:

      quite possibly the stupidest original statement ever, considering it's propaganda uses so far in primitive eastern theocracies. Oh and theocracies exist somewhere on the other side of the pond where I hear there is life. Intelligent life too, but it exists at a different IP than where your at.

    • Romeo2000
      Romeo2000 2009-01-17T17:39:56Z says:

      which "statement" are you talking about?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-01-17T18:30:52Z says:

      The one where you said you were a fag.

    • Romeo2000
      Romeo2000 2009-01-17T20:29:54Z says:

      yawn.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-01-18T04:01:17Z says:

      Pawn.

    • Romeo2000
      Romeo2000 2009-01-18T10:14:35Z says:

      fawn.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-01-18T10:28:36Z says:

      Lawn.

    • Romeo2000
      Romeo2000 2009-01-18T14:38:40Z says:

      dawn!

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-01-18T14:56:36Z says:

      BRAWN!

    • Romeo2000
      Romeo2000 2009-01-18T15:02:57Z says:

      brawl?

  • El_Wanko
    El_Wanko 2009-01-17T13:15:09Z says:

    I learned Islam has magical powers when it comes to giving Silverstein a shitload of money (think he still gets 300k a day until his new tower is finished) and giving dickheads an excuse to use the patriot act and war plans they had drawn up already.

    I learned the Saudi's used the billions we sent them in aid over the year to develop an indestructible passport, and that Saudi's aren't bad, it's just the ones in Afghanistan.

  • xzekiel
    xzekiel 2009-01-17T14:43:59Z says:

    I learned not to drink moonshine and redwine together tonight in islam with sexy results

  • Endbn3
    Endbn3 2009-01-17T15:06:24Z says:

    I hate white people. The "muslims" we are fighting, has nothing to do with their religion...it's all about economics and Other countries sticking their noses in Middle Eastern affairs. They would be killing only themselves, but for our involvement....BTW...Do any of you know why they actually took down the Trade Center? I do.

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2009-01-17T15:15:19Z says:

      enlighten us

    • dik
      dik 2009-01-17T15:21:53Z says:

      oh fuck...save that faggy conspiracy shit you dickless hunk of human shit

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-01-17T16:11:48Z says:

      No, Dik, let's hear the man out. Maybe he has something to say worth hearing.

    • dik
      dik 2009-01-17T16:29:23Z says:

      i seriously doubt that

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-01-17T16:43:36Z says:

      You have a closed mind.

    • dik
      dik 2009-01-17T16:47:17Z says:

      i like it that way

    • dik
      dik 2009-01-17T16:48:18Z says:

      actually there's a couple of conspiracy guys at work i have to put up with already...they're enough for me

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-01-17T17:06:32Z says:

      God made them do it?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-01-17T17:15:10Z says:

      Don't trust them. They are probably spies.

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2009-01-17T20:46:00Z says:

      You "have to put up with?" What? Too stupid to put them in their place? LOL! Figures.

    • dik
      dik 2009-01-17T20:59:30Z says:

      lol ya that's it...rofl

    • dik
      dik 2009-01-17T21:00:51Z says:

      there is nothing you can say to me that will upset me k-billy.

    • dik
      dik 2009-01-17T21:04:15Z says:

      so at least try to be different you unoriginal box of macaroni

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-01-17T21:12:44Z says:

      Reasoning with conspiracy theorists is like trying to reason with creationists.

      As proven over the last few days. No matter what you say, they choose ignorance.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-01-18T04:03:16Z says:

      Sounds like K-Billy.

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