Okay, so it's probably an urban myth, but it claims a lot (2000) of Japanese women (including actress Maiko Kawakami) bought what they thought were poodles. Poodles that wouldn't bark or eat dog food. Hmmm...
I looked this up on the internet a couple days ago, and yes it's been debunked, but the original story is pretty funny. It's funny because it seems possible.
Yeah, most likey JAPANESE people. There are plenty, let me repeat that, a whole fucking lot of really, really, reeeaaaallly stupid Japanese women who wouldn't know a sheep from a shetland pony. You think it's impossible, because you have some brains. Don't project your intelligence onto them. Most of them don't have much.
A guy with no girlfriend, a shitty job, and little hope for the future, who compensates for his lack of a satisfying social life by spending hours and hours on mucho sucko posting moderately funny comments.
ya i noticed. just a suggestion plantshit but I'm pretty sure most of the offending crap u say is not true so maybe dont say it. just be yourself. if u are being yourself. try suicide
Well, when plantshit didn't post for awhile, I thought something might have happened to him. I felt so bad that I got drunk in his honor. Then I remembered that I had volunteered to pull him out of the noose. I hate when I get drunk and forget things.
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I looked this up on the internet a couple days ago, and yes it's been debunked, but the original story is pretty funny. It's funny because it seems possible.
http://www.abc.net.au/mediawatch/transcripts/s1910529.htm
As you can see, rather impossible seeing as people from Hokkaido would be the most likely Japanese to spot a sheep.
Yeah, most likey JAPANESE people. There are plenty, let me repeat that, a whole fucking lot of really, really, reeeaaaallly stupid Japanese women who wouldn't know a sheep from a shetland pony. You think it's impossible, because you have some brains. Don't project your intelligence onto them. Most of them don't have much.
was that a compliment?
No.
That's the way you like them Hank...
my hillbilly friends keep wanting to fuck my poodle
How's the song go? "Hey, MacCloud, get off of my ewe!"
^yes, the other way would suggest a rather sexually aggresive ewe
what is an ewe?
A guy with no girlfriend, a shitty job, and little hope for the future, who compensates for his lack of a satisfying social life by spending hours and hours on mucho sucko posting moderately funny comments.
you are an ewe?
Recognise yourself Hank? A bit of self critique will go a long way to make you a better member of society.
A female sheep, Vic. Please tell me you got at the musical reference in the joke.
I don't want to be a better member of society.
besides. you don't know him and you don't know his style.
what musical reference?
Hell with it, it still craps in your yard but the grass is clipped.
I'd hit it.
oooh black betty bala lamba
bala lamba?
its from a song i think the sing that sentence.
you mean:"woah, black betty, rambalam!"
ram a lamb?
i see plantshit has sobered up. nice performance there yesterday dumdick
bear for badstuffs gooouup bsdd beeereaasalkkip
i had hard to write yesterday ....
ya i noticed. just a suggestion plantshit but I'm pretty sure most of the offending crap u say is not true so maybe dont say it. just be yourself. if u are being yourself. try suicide
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Nice to see the replies go from amusing to scary. Just another day in MS land.
Well, when plantshit didn't post for awhile, I thought something might have happened to him. I felt so bad that I got drunk in his honor. Then I remembered that I had volunteered to pull him out of the noose. I hate when I get drunk and forget things.
you can't have one without the other..
you dont need to worry for me...im just out and drinking or doing something.
Frankenstein:...Fire bad!...uuuuuuu
Well I'm surprised they can see two feet in front of them..
some people have too much time on their hands