It just bottles in the heat

Comments to It just bottles in the heat

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  smerf says:

  Um...
  
  Yum!

  2007-09-21T04:07:18Z
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    Wario7793 says:

    Her nipples look harder than yours, smerf. Introduce her to the wonderful world of nipple rings!

    2007-09-21T05:15:13Z
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    smerf says:

    I dunno, I think she should only introduce one nipple to the WWoNR. Leave the other all natural and let me do a comparison.

    2007-09-21T05:55:13Z
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  Asphalt says:

  Looks kinda nipply in there, no?

  2007-09-21T04:09:18Z
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    smerf says:

    Exscrews me? I cunt hear you. Did you say it was a tit bit nipply in there?

    2007-09-21T04:28:49Z
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    Quick_draw21 says:

    just pull the trigger man...its so easy

    2007-09-21T04:40:07Z
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    Asphalt says:

    well quick_draw, if you want us to put you down so bad, Im sure executioner smerf would be happy to oblige...

    2007-09-21T05:19:24Z
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    smerf says:

    Nothing says "I want you dead" like beating someone to death with Mr. Ed dildo purchased specially for the occasion.

    2007-09-21T05:56:10Z
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    vthokie07 says:

    Didn't we see someone attempt that in a post yesterday?

    2007-09-21T07:30:57Z
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    smerf says:

    Nah, that was just a normal dildo. I'm talking about a 3 foot rubber horse penis. I've been threatening a friend of mine by telling him he's getting it for Christmas.

    2007-09-21T08:29:41Z
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  coupland says:

  i'd like to wear that as a hat.

  2007-09-21T04:15:52Z
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    smerf says:

    Good luck getting the curtain rod to bend enough, though.

    2007-09-21T04:29:14Z
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  shawn2007 says:

  Her heads actualy that big

  2007-09-21T04:17:47Z
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  gta2800 says:

  Why aren't her nipples centered? like most tits? they're pointing to the sides.

  2007-09-21T04:40:10Z
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    smerf says:

    Well, for starters, most real breasts have the nipples slightly off center. For seconds, she's squishing the sides of her breasts with her arms a little. For thirds, quit your bitching and enjoy looking at this lovely young lady, asshole.

    2007-09-21T05:57:32Z
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    gta2800 says:

    Since she's squishing them together..that means her nipples point more toward the sides..oh my.

    2007-09-21T07:31:59Z
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    smerf says:

    Not so much together as back and to the side.

    2007-09-21T08:30:22Z
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  Starrsky says:

  Hahah Seinfield...good ole Castanza

  2007-09-21T04:59:59Z
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    smerf says:

    Uh.... right?

    2007-09-21T05:57:51Z
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    diverjames says:

    uh.... starr's referring to the shrinkage episode...........

    2007-09-21T06:53:15Z
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    supernova says:

    Diver, how the hell did you know that!?!

    2007-09-21T07:25:02Z
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    vthokie07 says:

    I thought it was the Kenny Rogers Roasters episode....?

    2007-09-21T07:33:55Z
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    -Morph- says:

    thanks you starr atleast someone got the reference... and no its not the shrinkage episode...

    2007-09-21T09:13:15Z
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    Starrsky says:

    Caaa Stanz Uh!!

    2007-09-21T19:44:27Z
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  short says:

  Does she have bruises on her arm?

  2007-09-21T05:12:30Z
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  zxcv says:

  nice.

  2007-09-21T07:44:09Z
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    VisitorQ says:

    She has orangutan titties.

    2007-09-21T07:51:15Z
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    1rish1 says:

    Have you ever heard a russian pronounce orangutan? If you ever meet a Russian ask them to say it. It'll be worth it?

    2007-09-21T14:03:16Z
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  Delilah says:

  i never thought wearing a dead raccoon on your head would look this good.

  2007-09-21T17:19:06Z
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    Archman says:

    So that's you? Mmmmmm, hot russian.

    2007-09-21T20:43:00Z
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