It takes a lot more than this to get ME up in the morning

Comments to It takes a lot more than this to get ME up in the morning

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  PUSSYHANDS 2009-07-01T04:06:39Z says:

  There are some very jealous Mexicans out there right now.

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    HumbleMagnificent 2009-07-01T05:42:28Z says:

    seriously. he needs to put this shit on one of those race car beds.
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    Koosti 2009-07-02T18:19:46Z says:

    Like hell yeah he does!
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  admin 2009-07-01T04:25:55Z says:

  He doesn't use this to wake up. I suspect its more like this:
  
  When some unfortunate drunken/roofied female (probably more like male), comes home with him anticipating a good fucking this is used so they are unaware of his inadequate penis size.

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    FirstReflect 2009-07-01T04:52:51Z says:

    No, I'm pretty sure from the looks of him that in 40 years he has genuinely only imagined one possible purpose for air-powered bed movement of this kind.
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  FirstReflect 2009-07-01T04:53:55Z says:

  If I could sleep for any duration longer than 15 minutes at a time, I might actually be interested in a better alarm clock.

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    jimijames 2009-07-01T10:43:32Z says:

    try drugs
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  MisterBanksIII 2009-07-01T05:00:23Z says:

  What the fuck is an alarm clock?

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    Bastardo 2009-07-01T06:58:18Z says:

    What you think it is, bitch.
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  AssBlaster 2009-07-01T05:03:34Z says:

  Nerd
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  dik 2009-07-01T05:32:57Z says:

  innovativen't
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  urkelbot 2009-07-01T05:37:45Z says:

  Who the fuck sleeps with with their feet to the wall?

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    cold 2009-07-01T05:43:41Z says:

    didn't even notice that. i don't... thats just weird.
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    Bastardo 2009-07-01T06:59:55Z says:

    The kind of guy that programs a sex toy like that then says hi to his mom on an internet video.
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    Joindjusb4 2009-07-01T07:23:07Z says:

    well, shes the only other person to have used it with him
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    Joindjusb4 2009-07-01T07:23:36Z says:

    for some reason i thought he was going to be fat, turns out he's just retarded
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  SteeLxLiver 2009-07-01T09:02:38Z says:

  Not so smart if you're hungover...

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    cold 2009-07-02T09:05:57Z says:

    i doubt this kid parties...
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  jimijames 2009-07-01T10:44:26Z says:

  "STop that fucking banging!"
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  bigtowron 2009-07-01T11:02:57Z says:

  http://crazyshit.com/cnt/medias/20513-now-that-s-an-alarm-clock
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  Fishhawk 2009-07-01T11:32:33Z says:

  this can be also used as "automatic fucking machine"

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    zombieanimalsemn 2009-07-01T18:34:37Z says:

    Good job sherlock
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  ClaudeBallz 2009-07-01T15:24:37Z says:

  I would think after awhile, you'd get used to even this. And right before you did, you'd have some kick ass nightmares.
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  MrFugsmucker 2009-07-01T18:46:00Z says:

  This would rock me to sleep.
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  Lafayette 2009-07-01T22:18:41Z says:

  Judging by the wiring job he did he'll probably wake up on fire one of these days.