Well technically it's legal in the US too if you're between 16 and 18 or some shit like that. I don't pretend to understand all the laws here, some are just retarded/don't make sense.
each state has a different law on statitory rape. i only know that in tennessee if one is underage they have to be 4 years younger for it to be legal. all other states i have no idea.
the person has to b 16yr or older and the older person cant b more then 5 yrs older....So a 16yr can fuck a 21yr all day! and yea we do have the ealiest sex ages...and its not 16yr its actaully 13-14 for gurls and 16 for guys!
Completely random thought but about Mexico. You guys are always talking about how America is fat. I just left Wal-Mart and all it was was fat Mexicans. I think they bring our average weight up because once they get married they say fuck it and get as fat as they can. There are more of them here then "us" anyway now.
I have a theory about the Mexicans in Wal-Mart too. I don't think they really understand everything on tv so they go there for entertainment. I also believe they have a game called get in the white guys way and stand there with your 6 kids. I also noticed another game they have when they exit they all run a zigzg pattern, because they know it is their last chance to get in your way before you go home.
I saw 3 fatassed mexibitches in the scan it yourself line all paying seperately for a single bottle of water. Trying to do it as slowly as possible too. I am a busy guy and it was all I could do not yell "la migra" at the top of my lungs. I also bought a pint of Ben and Jerrys Cake Batter ice cream. It is yummy.
1rish speaks the truth. The whole statement about the games they play are fucking true. I live in California and EVERYWHERE you go there's atleast ONE mexican family in your way. Safeway for example, I'm in the frozen foods section where the ice cream is and 4 300lbs 12 yr old mexican girls come running and screaming in some fucking language and like converge on the ice cream. Then like 30 seconds later some 300lb 4'5" mexican "woman" presumably their mother comes waddling down the aisle and thwarts their ice cream efforts.
Fuck their bullshit about being poor, if you're poor you can't afford enough food to make every one of your kids 300lbs before they turn 18. Fuck you mexicans, fuck you all.
Plus don't even try to shop somewhere like Costco, those fucks stand shoulder to shoulder on every goddamned aisle and then don't even move when you go to get past. All they do is horde their carts like you're going to try and steal their shit.
It's like you guys are reading my mind. I just got a Costco card this past weekend. Worst mistake ever. Also, I was in Walmart a couple weeks ago and saw one of those morbidly obese mexican kids you used to see on Maury Povich. He was so fat, he could barely fit in the big part of the basket.
They don't even bother putting their kids in the cart here. They let them run wild because they know no one wants to steal one of them. I watched a kid just standing in the produce section eating grapes and cherries and stuff without an adult anywhere nearby.
I go Lidl , only Polish people and old age pensioners in there. I also go for 2 crates of lager , put one on the conveyor belt and one in my trolley and only get charged for one. true story.
I don't know how to say this so I'll just say it. The young girls at the middle school concerts which are 11, 12, and 13. Some of them already look to be of fuckable age. I can't wait for high school!
jail bait.. as in bait for jail...
its not 'possible jail bait' if you have sex with jail bait you go to jail... thus the BAIT for JAILTIME
have you fucks never fished before? you put bait on the line to catch fish... you BAIT them..... for fuck sake ;/
The only thing gay I see is you. Seeing as in 2 out of the at the time 3 statements right here, you involved cocks & your hopes Fugs is gay. Meanwhile, Fugs merely corrected your ass and kept it seemingly straight.
You sir are a faggot and that sack of shit bike in your pic is a joke. Die slow.
By the way do you still have your training wheels on that piece of crap or have you graduated to "Weekend Biker" status and cruise the burbs with your equally as gay cubicle trapped coworkers?
Comments to Jail bait
Good man, Morph!!!
My favorite kind of bait too!!!
16 will get ya 25
..and a line outside yer cell too!
Not here in the UK it won't, 16 is legal over here.
Well technically it's legal in the US too if you're between 16 and 18 or some shit like that. I don't pretend to understand all the laws here, some are just retarded/don't make sense.
each state has a different law on statitory rape. i only know that in tennessee if one is underage they have to be 4 years younger for it to be legal. all other states i have no idea.
Who gives a fuck ? we all know you americans dont lose your virginity till 21 anyhoo....
Actually, along with Canada and some European countries, USA has one of the earliest ages for sex. The average is 16 years old, I believe.
the person has to b 16yr or older and the older person cant b more then 5 yrs older....So a 16yr can fuck a 21yr all day! and yea we do have the ealiest sex ages...and its not 16yr its actaully 13-14 for gurls and 16 for guys!
That is true fries...and the English have good teeth and can cook, too.
Ooooh, I'm gonna get it from some humorless(humourless) limeys now!
Hahaha, Go fatpat.
Eventhough I'm a scot myself. :p
It's ok FatPat, I expect it from you silly Americans.
But you, DK, you faggoty, skirt wearing, haggis munching whiskey sponge can just about fuck off!
And keep to your side of the Wall too.
Fucking Jocks...
hey both my parents were born and raised in scotland
At least they invaded another country, not England like the rest of 'em keep trying to do.
England sucks donkey balls.
And you can suck my balls
Fuggy, I'm glad you qualified that insult by calling him "faggy"
And shadowfalcon, you're a fucking moron.
Irish you are so wrong there. Everyone knows that Bicho sucks donkey balls.
i can't wait to go home on leave and snag me some statutory pelt.
Bitcho=England
w h a m m y
You can't whammy yourself, gaylord!
Besides, we all know bitcho=mexico, or your back yard.
Completely random thought but about Mexico. You guys are always talking about how America is fat. I just left Wal-Mart and all it was was fat Mexicans. I think they bring our average weight up because once they get married they say fuck it and get as fat as they can. There are more of them here then "us" anyway now.
Actually bitcho is in Los Angeles
I thought only the Walmarts in california were full of fat mexicans. I guess I was wrong.
I have a theory about the Mexicans in Wal-Mart too. I don't think they really understand everything on tv so they go there for entertainment. I also believe they have a game called get in the white guys way and stand there with your 6 kids. I also noticed another game they have when they exit they all run a zigzg pattern, because they know it is their last chance to get in your way before you go home.
We think alike.
I saw 3 fatassed mexibitches in the scan it yourself line all paying seperately for a single bottle of water. Trying to do it as slowly as possible too. I am a busy guy and it was all I could do not yell "la migra" at the top of my lungs. I also bought a pint of Ben and Jerrys Cake Batter ice cream. It is yummy.
I try to stay away from Walmart as much as possible. I'll go to Target instead. There's hotter chicks there and less minorities.
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1rish speaks the truth. The whole statement about the games they play are fucking true. I live in California and EVERYWHERE you go there's atleast ONE mexican family in your way. Safeway for example, I'm in the frozen foods section where the ice cream is and 4 300lbs 12 yr old mexican girls come running and screaming in some fucking language and like converge on the ice cream. Then like 30 seconds later some 300lb 4'5" mexican "woman" presumably their mother comes waddling down the aisle and thwarts their ice cream efforts.
Fuck their bullshit about being poor, if you're poor you can't afford enough food to make every one of your kids 300lbs before they turn 18. Fuck you mexicans, fuck you all.
Plus don't even try to shop somewhere like Costco, those fucks stand shoulder to shoulder on every goddamned aisle and then don't even move when you go to get past. All they do is horde their carts like you're going to try and steal their shit.
It's like you guys are reading my mind. I just got a Costco card this past weekend. Worst mistake ever. Also, I was in Walmart a couple weeks ago and saw one of those morbidly obese mexican kids you used to see on Maury Povich. He was so fat, he could barely fit in the big part of the basket.
isnt 14 legal in utah?
^ Federal is 18.
They don't even bother putting their kids in the cart here. They let them run wild because they know no one wants to steal one of them. I watched a kid just standing in the produce section eating grapes and cherries and stuff without an adult anywhere nearby.
Yeah or they just stand in random fucking places in the store and give you that creepy mexican kid stare as you walk down the aisle.
18 is too old. Bring 'em young and bring 'em fun
I go Lidl , only Polish people and old age pensioners in there. I also go for 2 crates of lager , put one on the conveyor belt and one in my trolley and only get charged for one. true story.
i think every country is nice in its own way
Morph, that last missed phone call was from NBC. Next time, answer.
oh i know its them im screening.
"Why dont you have a seat?"
He can't afford one on welfare.
:o...
Yummy!
I like it.
i made you humans to start having babies at 11.5 u know
Dear God.
I would like to shag Felicity Kendal , i know you can arrange this so quit holding out on me you jerk.
Ian.
Heh, Fries do you remember Rik's defence of Felicity Kendal in The Young Ones?
i can remember Neils dad saying "i want to protect her"
Isn't Felicity Kendal old?
Yes but as sweet as sugar
You're forgetting that Fries is quite old too. Though I saw the Good Life episode with the almost see through blouse the other week...
Fries is so old that not even the maggots will give him a second look.
wtf ?
40 isnt old
No, it's fucking ancient...
god kill all the flag fags
PS
Now that you mention it... I think you're on to something here.
Young delicious jailbait, bringing in more young delicious jailbait, keep the cycle going forever....
Yummie!
her mouth is ready and open to the approriate degree just as long as nothing is coming out of it, just going in....
go fuck yourself
too late dik you know he just did seeing this shit
If they really are 16 then shouldnt this place be closed down by now ?.....
This isn't porn.
But the term 'jail bait' would imply some sort of sexual conduct is/has taken place.
No, jail bait would imply that they're jail bait. It's a description for girls that are below the legal age, but look/are bangable.
So the title should read - 'Possible jail bait if you bang either of these 2'
no bait just goal if you fuck em and get caught.
gaol/jail
I don't know how to say this so I'll just say it. The young girls at the middle school concerts which are 11, 12, and 13. Some of them already look to be of fuckable age. I can't wait for high school!
Held you back did they? The rest of us left high school ages ago.
whammy
jail bait.. as in bait for jail...
its not 'possible jail bait' if you have sex with jail bait you go to jail... thus the BAIT for JAILTIME
have you fucks never fished before? you put bait on the line to catch fish... you BAIT them..... for fuck sake ;/
Wait, what does bait have to do with fishing?
you put underage chicks in the water i guess
And they put you in jail for that?
i want to be in US prison, its like being at a hotel, you get food without doing anything.
call the white house give them your name address and make a bomb threat
I'd say they were more like 'lures' than 'bait'.... and they certainly are alluring.
Plantshit, the Swedish jail system is notorious for being the pampered in the world.
most pampered that is
now that you mention it i think i've heard that
If they're jailbait, lock me up daddy-o!
I can't wait for my first Freshman football game.
Gaaaaaaaaaay!
Zing!
You can't zing yourself, gaylord.
But I just did, cum-bucket.
I bet cum-bucket is what all the lads call your ass down at the pub.
whammy!
Hahaha! I've no comeback for that, you caught me there!
You bastard!
hehehe
fags
Quiet, hermit.
the one of the left is pretty fapable
Can't comment, one hand is busy right now.
you shouldn't eat your own earwax
What!
i just assumed you were eating your own earwax with your other hand...because that's what i'm doing
The girl in black seems to have a photo-shopped face, doesn't she?
yeah
Smerf hopes they have cocks.
You mean you hope that smerf hopes they have cocks, but you're wrong, bimbo, you're very wrong.
I don't think you're gay. Its a fact.
The only thing gay I see is you. Seeing as in 2 out of the at the time 3 statements right here, you involved cocks & your hopes Fugs is gay. Meanwhile, Fugs merely corrected your ass and kept it seemingly straight.
You sir are a faggot and that sack of shit bike in your pic is a joke. Die slow.
By the way do you still have your training wheels on that piece of crap or have you graduated to "Weekend Biker" status and cruise the burbs with your equally as gay cubicle trapped coworkers?
WHAMMY
'whammy' ?? that was just playground stuff from GimmieAFreshie.
Shut it, fries. No-one asked for you to open your cock-hole.
WHAM..... nah fuck it, that was a lame put down.