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i think she could be of age
if she's not, she is asking for it
If that won't hold up in court what the fuck will?
that's how they get you every time borracho
yeah because as we all know, girls will take you to court after you fuck them...
oh nvm its kojachbaumherr
Wow, usually when people make 2 post set-up jokes they're funny...
Your a pedophile, Borracho, your avatar is loving it.
Oh she's meant to be underage? I thought the "You'd go to jail for this" was about raping her.
I guess I'd be going to jail for twice as long as you guys...
I would
She is fine as hell
not gonna lie though, rammedass
her hair
definitely not doin it for me
fucking rats nest
You're not usually fucking her hair though.
Cheeky, try it some time.
I will Smerf, I will.
Just make sure she's got thick hair. It doesn't work to well otherwise.
Yep id definately have a stab at that, hell id fuck Smerf if it was 12am , i'd downed 12 beers and he put a bit of lipstick on.
o....k
I'll get you the beers, but i want to watch
I'd like to watch you try to fuck smerf, that would almost certainly be the last thing you ever do Red!!
^Can I watch?
Or video it and post it?
but then once you've fucked smerf what really is there left for you to do?
Get his head caved in by Smerf with a baseball bat. I think that's still left.
That's what I was getting at....
haha i feel his e-hardman-ness from here , nipple rings arnt hard smerfy werfy they are gay.
Anyway i heard Smerf got arrested............. for recieving swollen goods from Hank
Wow, that was, um... pretty weak.
someone read a new joke on the interweb and was dying to try it out..
Only if she was riding past my house on a bicycle with a blow pop in her mouth.
if by "my house" you mean my house
and blow pop you mean penis
then i completely agree with you
the thing i hate most is, everything is opposite. All of a sudden it's fucking teens that want to get with me, but when I was a teen? They didnt want anything to do with me. Now they DO all of a sudden? WTF?
That's cause when you were a teen, they couldn't make money off of fucking you.
Now they see you as a father figure. Or it's like driving past a car wreck....y'know, morbid curiosity.
Dude,
It is because now you cruise the high skool parking lots in your car. You didn't even have a car in high skool before, remember?
I'm surprised you even went to 'skool'
It's just the cruelest twist of fate. That's all. I mean, when i was 16, i did get to feel up and suck on the firmest breats of this beautiful 15 year old that was my girlfriend and now at present one of my best friends. I still remember smelling my fingers which were still drenched with her wetness when i drove away from her house. It's quite amazing, being a kid, being young. But then, when I am my age why do these kids all of a sudden want me more than when I was in high school? I dont know. Hey guys, I know I sound like a stooge and a pedo when i talk like this, but in this grand universe we live in, it's just not fair!
Oh starr, where are you when I need you most? LOL!
I put my hand in a baggie for weeks to preserve that smell.
Memories.
I played my guitar with that smell on my fingers. Now, I just sniff the strings :-(
i keep that smell in a jar.. it's my best friend.
Nah, I just buy them nice things and don't get caught.
along with what K-Billy says, when i was a kid, 12 to 16 year old girls were scrawny..they didn't have big tits and wear the 'come screw me' clothes that girls wear today..i was watching a Saturday morning kids show for the first tyme in ages, and some chick was having her 'Sweet Sixteen' party..the tight form fitting clothes and high heels she was wearing was all adult!..no wonder there are so many male pedophiles!..teen porn sites keep the pedo population growing also...
Do the porn sites cause the pedo's, or do the pedo's cause the porn sites? 'Tis the question.
Pedophilia is a preferential or exclusive sexual attraction by adults to prepubescent youths. If they are sixteen with big tits, it may be illegal, but it's not pedophilia.
Good point. I try to make that argument sometimes and just get pervert looks for it, so I don't usually bother.
It sounds like you have had to defend yourself on this before, Hank.
Well, teen girls can be quite hot, but if you happen to mention that, some fucking stupid moralizing American who thinks anyone under 18 is a child will start throwing around the P word.
And I just looked up the definition on Wiki is all.
Dating a youger girl?
Well, mt girlfriend is a little younger than me, but she's 37.
We both had spelling errors and should be shot.
for once i have to agree with you hank.
There was a point where I stopped fooling around with this girl for three weeks, because it wouldn't have been legal (two year max difference in age if one of them is under 18). I turned 19, waited a few weeks until she turned 17, then went back to it.
You pussy. It's just 3 weeks! Risk it for god's sake!
Do you have the age of 43 beat Hank?
No, I turned 39 this month.
Sigh..So am I the oldest perv on here? Somebody's older!
You old cunt, youre the same age as me & Vic combined!
I think Borracho may be older.
[Insert 'Twice the man you are' comment here]
I'm half the man I used to be and still twice the man you are.
I think Hank has the right idea here. My research indicates that pedophiles prefer pre-pubescent children while hebephiles prefer adolescents usually under the age of 18. We're a youth obsessed society..
By "research" you mean 'case for my defence' ..right?
Nobody has 43 beat Godzilla... Sick old fuck.
43 wow! now that is really old
Yea, my nuts blow talcum powder.
can you still see and everything at that age?
Oh yea, but you have to come to MS to have anything worth seeing.
Except for comfort girls, that is.
The gov doesn't allow me to go home much.
Huh?
You can negotiate your own needs based on location and value. Cant say alot more. This laptop is gov property and I get monitored.
what are confort girls & where are you from? From what youve said "gov doesn't allow me to go home much" im thinking North Korea, China, Iran, Russia...or maybe France?
gotta love living in the UK, age of consent is 16 and there's none of that 2 years max age difference if you're under 18 malarky
Godzilla is a government spy! Dik ban this guy right away!
i drank 1 too many last night and i lost "the button"...yak's gonna freak
You're irresponsible Dik.
That's what my last girlfriend called me.
got ya beat by five years godzilla
Sasquatch, I had no Idea, welcome to the old farts club.
I might be 24 physically, but I'm going on 50 mentally.
i'll be 19 in about ten days, you old people!
Ha ha ha ha, you're old enough to be my son.
Hang on, I was living in Amsterdam 19 years ago......
26081957. Happy birthday to me.
After half a century of survival I get the reward of being the oldest MF on MS. Damn that sucks.
God youre all old bastards!
You & I would spend all night helping tese cunts out of their chairs at the Mucho Reunion, Vic.
ya you old fucks
Old enough to know that if we were young we wouldn't be spending our time at MS.
Let me guess..."you dont youre born"
nothing wrong with spending time at mucho crocodile...it just depends what you're masturbating to
Nothing...I guess thats partly what I meant.
What I meant was that if I had the knowledge I have now but the body, stamina, fitness and drives of a 20 year old, then I would not be spending much time at the computer. And Oranje...it is true that youth is wasted on the young.
there is nothing more true than "youth is wasted on the young" and man I'm 39 and i can keep up with the younger guys no problem. 50 is the new 48
I feel so much better now, thanks Dik.
You have the wrong idea about me coconut. You seem to think im a nerdy fat kid with no life who HAS to come on here for some kind of a life. That is not even a little correct...Im a stange one ill admit that, I have plenty of friends, im (without sounding obnoxious) decent looking, in good shape & I dont have much trouble pulling. What is strange is that I hate sports (except UFC) & love channels like the History Channel, National Geographic, Discovery Channel etc etc but im not a massive TV fan...I also go out on a regular basis, the british drinking culture being as it is!
So yeah im a normal lad, if anything a better than normal lad but im a bit more nerdy in my interests & thats where MS comes in, why just sit and watch TV when im not doing anything? I hate being bored & this place is in my opinion full of pretty funny people & I like it. My frinds may mock me for being on MS a lot & not liking football but fuck em, i am who i am (meat as meat :p)
Thats pretty badly written & sounds self centred, i know, its hard trying to describe yourself in a way people preceve you & the way you really are. Try it.
oh & if you read my comments they are how I generally am. I dont have any kind of 'internet persona'.
I was making no judgement on anyone. I turned 50 yesterday and it sucks.I regret leaving it until I was 38 before I actually went out and experienced the world for real.It was too little too late and I'm in a bitter mood thats all. No reflection on anyone else. (I can't stand football either.)
turning 50 doesnt suck for me cuz i'm way fuckin younger than that
jusst kiddin man
i used to think that 30 would be old..its not neither is 40 or 50 or 60. depends on who you are, what you're doing. Your attidude , your friends,, everything.
if you spend time talkin to people on a website it doesn't mean anything. what you're sayin and who you're talkin with is what matters. to me anyway
No worries coconut, I didnt take offence to anything, I just though id explain my situation because I understand what you mean about life being wasted on the young.
Besides, I know its not 50 but look what Randy Couture at 44 did on the 25th. Beat a man 14 years younger and 30lbs heavier like a thief in a third world country.
...you really are as old as you feel.
I thought 40 was pretty cool.
But 50 just sucks. I'll get past the mental attitude thing no sweat. But the clock ticks regardless of your attitude.I'm not trying to preach, I'm saying nothing more than "make the most of it".
What the hell. I'm glad you guys are spending time at MS otherwise there would be no-one to make me laugh.
In retrospect, I suppose 31 is fairly young. Especially when compared to Dundee.....
hehe i still have the feeling 40 is old, but i know when i hit that age, i'll probably think otherwise.
Kirk (me), dik, and Hank are all fucking 39? 1968 was a very good year for fucking I guess.
Well, technically, we would have been concieved in 1967.
April of 1967 for me...
I'm 28 and just reading what coconut says makes me want to get out and do something while I still can... fuck it that seems an awful lot of trouble I'm already in a rut, but it's my rut, and I'm satisfied with it
P.S. Couture was a badass saturday
Well I'm 37 and I'm dreading the 40, a lot more than I dreaded 30.
Fuck I would definitely toss a big negro's salad for a piece of that. I don't give a shit how old she is.
be my guest...
syrup or jelly?
lol
can I get both?
Haha an honest answer, you the man
babba will be waiting for you!! but ill se you there as well becuse it be worth it i guess ;]
babba?
he's from new york, he has a different vocabulary to us
what the hell are they feeding teens now a days, every time i drive by a middle school boobs and asses a hanging out. crazy.
I'd like to git a gander at you. When are you gonna post your pic?
I promise I'll be nice and gentle with you. But only cause it's your first time.
Get in line.
yeah, i heard that once before,"i'll be nice and gentle" it was anything but that.
Damn, she's not a virgin.
But Delilah, I'm not like those other guys......Honest.
you seemed surprised arch
nah, not too many people would care, and i don't think i'm picking at every ounce of detail. i know what someone will say next, "she must be ugly, then"
I am under the impression that you are one of the hot smart chicks, like Elizabeth Shoe (sp).
Danica McKellar is the hottest SMARTEST chick that ever lived!
Oh come on, sweetness, ypu gave me a maybe awhile back, whens this maybe going to be a 'yeah heres me, my nice blonde hair, come to bed eyes & lovely cleavage'?.
Probably all those growth hormones.
Does anyone remember that monsanto company from a video I posted? Fox news kept trying to get those reporters to rewrite their story about the monstanto artificial milk hormone (that's banned basically everywhere except the us) so that it didn't sound dangerous. Anyway, that company is now serving organic food only in their cafeteria in the UK, to protect their employee's health!
^^^ Super....Elizabeth Shue....and she is/was very fucking hot.
Yes, I know, she's smart too...
oranje, how did you know i was blonde? creepy.
That is a little creepy....
He is a little stalker
The plot thickens.
haha ...I had to guess since you wont post a feckin picture. I imagine you being hot & hot means blonde (+ "come to bed eyes & lovely cleavage"). ;)
Now...get to the fucking party already so we can commence the groping!
Wow boom, you're just the lady killer, huh.....why is it, every time I butter up a babe for us, you seem to do everything in your power to scare them away? DAMN IT BOOM!!!
4Chan and 12chan, where most pedophiles go, and listen to thier gay stories. But don't talk about /b/ outside. Oops.
What? Only Mucho? That's what I thought.
I work at a mall, I deal w/ these lil' tasties all the time. And they know what they're doing. They fuck w/ your head and they love it. god help me.
I don't know what to be thinking about that.
I don't know how you could stand to work at a mall. I won't go to one unless it's during school hours or minutes till close. I try to limit my exposure to these little bitches as much as possible.
yes it's hard.....I mean difficult. no... i meant hard :(
I took my 11 year old daughter shopping the other day bfor back to school clothes..you guys wouldn't believe some of the shit they had on display..hip hugger jeans,tiny little shirts,and other assorted slutty shit that no parent in their right mind would get for their kid..and unforunately,some girls look up to whores like paris hilton and britny spears so they think if they dress that way they will be cool
shawn if your daughter wearsbthouse ass hungry shorts post a picture cause I would personaly like to jerj it to her I bet shes a cock hungry whore
lol. I was on my way 1rish. You beat me.
Irish, either your keyboard is broken, or youre drunk. Either way...Hahahah that was still funny.
I'll fap too, but, Shawn you have to say she's 18 so it's all legal like....
1rish1 is plastered. I wouldn't take anything he says right now seriously.
but then again, look who I'm talking about...
you guys are bad, i felt dirty for checking out my brother's foot ball buddies from high school, and they're only 6 years younger.
Well, in my defense, I asked for a disclaimer....so, now I can live with myself.
^Since you were underage when you signed that disclaimer it wouldn't hold up in court.
I f you were to get a kids parents to sign a disclaimer would thst make it legal? It is illegal due to them being too young to give consent.
^ Ok, I just want to make it clear I have no plans to do this...curious, thats all!