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  • Uber_icon
    Asphalt says:

    WOOHOO! Now I can look like an Arab and open a falafel stand!

    2007-10-20T04:04:46Z
    • 16x16
      instakitty says:

      i think... no.....

      asian sparkling wiggles? anz spark wigs? ASWs? ZOMG!

      2007-10-20T07:12:39Z
    • 16x16
      spankbot says:

      These are actually fans of the Thunder Cats.

      2007-10-20T17:59:58Z
  • Newclaude

    Is that a Jap girl underneath that Negress sheen?

    2007-10-20T04:08:31Z
  • 48x48
    jermajesty says:

    There's nothing sexier than looking like a roasted turkey

    2007-10-20T04:12:58Z
    • Illidan_avatar2

      totally agree, very sexy....

      2007-10-20T04:22:53Z
  • 48x48
    Rurik says:

    Ganguro is a weird fashion. its like anti-emo. Dark skin and colors everywhere

    2007-10-20T04:31:54Z
  • Wario_game_75x75
    Wario7793 says:

    Well, being a photo negative never looked so chic! ...so, why does "Before" look like all the others? They'll never tell...

    2007-10-20T04:44:31Z
    • Bukowski2

      Because it's incorrect English. They mean 'front'.

      2007-10-20T05:00:29Z
    • 16x16
      Rurik says:

      Hey Hank, are you H_chinaski on kotaku?

      2007-10-20T06:27:33Z
    • Bukowski2

      I don't play video games.

      2007-10-20T06:39:20Z
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      he just sits outside his neighbor's house and watches their kid play extreme beach volleyball.

      2007-10-20T10:26:22Z
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    zxcv says:

    THe one on the right middle is called "negro tan"

    2007-10-20T04:55:56Z
    • Bukowski2

      No, it's not.

      2007-10-20T05:04:34Z
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      zxcv says:

      Wow Hank, I am getting a stocker vibe from you. Why don't you reply more to my posts, that will make it less weird, or maybe I just have a fan. Either way, yay for me.

      2007-10-20T09:46:27Z
    • Bukowski2

      What's a "stocker" vibe? I make you feel like a stock person?

      "Hey, we need more comedic effect in aisle zxcv!"

      2007-10-20T09:54:25Z
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      zxcv says:

      Ohp, sorry I spelled it wrong. Stalker, you are a stalker, that's the word. Sorry stalker, didn't mean to offend you.

      2007-10-20T10:10:58Z
    • Bukowski2

      "We need more brains in aisle zxcv!"

      2007-10-20T10:16:10Z
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      price check on brains...price check...

      2007-10-20T10:26:57Z
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      zxcv says:

      Well I must be gettin through to him, the dummy's finaly spelling my name right. Good job.

      2007-10-20T10:32:00Z
    • Bukowski2

      xyzpdq, were you a spelling bee champion, or something, as a kid?

      2007-10-20T10:57:31Z
    • Bukowski2

      Hey xbnz, here's some letters for you, fuck you!

      2007-10-20T10:58:15Z
    • Bukowski2

      cxsz likes random letters so much, he must be a mailman.

      Hey, where's my package, you noob?

      2007-10-20T11:00:39Z
    • Bukowski2

      Clean up in aisle 7!
      Mr. xvcz has wet himself again!

      2007-10-20T11:01:52Z
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      zxcv says:

      HAHAHAHAAHA!

      2007-10-20T11:03:53Z
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      his name reminds me of the word "cervix."

      2007-10-20T11:12:49Z
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      zxcv says:

      Why is 'cervix' in qoutes?

      2007-10-20T11:18:04Z
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      it's more effective than "apostrophes."

      2007-10-20T11:23:12Z
    • Bukowski2

      His name sure is a mouthful. GAY!

      2007-10-20T11:24:56Z
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      zxcv says:

      Now, why is 'apostrophes' in quotes?

      2007-10-20T11:30:08Z
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      because that's how you're supposed to do it. you'll find out once you get to middle school.

      2007-10-20T11:34:35Z
    • Parabellumirritant

      You wanna quit while you're behind with kagemaru, zxascv

      2007-10-20T12:56:06Z
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      i just noticed, zjmg almost had an occupatio. if he knew how to spell, that is. but then again, you don't get "stalker" in your spelling bees until 6th grade.

      2007-10-20T20:58:05Z
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      zxcv says:

      Gawd, bunch of newbs, this site was like 100% better with out you here. Kage and Hank are like a canker sore, the more you play with it the worst it gets. Maybe if I just ignore them, they will go away.

      2007-10-20T21:47:52Z
    • 16x16
      Dislexyc says:

      ^^ lots of cankers pal?

      2007-10-20T22:25:55Z
    • Drivingpandaavatar

      It's more or less you, bsakdas; or whatever your fucking name is. I've been reading your comments, and I will admit to your stupidity as well.

      2007-10-20T22:29:48Z
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      zxcv says:

      ^Hank groupie.

      2007-10-20T22:50:35Z
    • Not_guilty

      ^jealous.

      2007-10-20T22:53:17Z
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      zxcv says:

      Speak for yourself there MrFagLover.

      2007-10-20T22:58:29Z
    • Not_guilty

      I'm not jealous, Hank is on my '20' list and if you don't know what that is, you will have to search back a while. Needless to say, you would never make it,xcbv.

      2007-10-20T23:14:56Z
    • Mcuz98cafmlckecat0o348caftl1unca23jtwpcaidu2m2caom2suscapzjmzycawws38fcazgg160cal1ea8scarnpxyvcat4oz76car4uszocajm4sscca7318becafhx1uzcabkjjincaq2uvts
      elchris says:

      isnt it everyones goal in life to get into your 20 list what ever the hell that is

      2007-10-20T23:29:16Z
    • Not_guilty

      NO, I never posted my list, a few did and it wasn't surprising that the same names cropped up every time. It was like a retard free zone, Wonderful!

      2007-10-20T23:40:27Z
    • Mcuz98cafmlckecat0o348caftl1unca23jtwpcaidu2m2caom2suscapzjmzycawws38fcazgg160cal1ea8scarnpxyvcat4oz76car4uszocajm4sscca7318becafhx1uzcabkjjincaq2uvts
      elchris says:

      how can you know it was wonderful if you werent there you fucking retard

      2007-10-20T23:43:25Z
    • Cheekyhunt
      cheekycov says:

      He was there shit for brains. He didn't post a list. Fuck me, with you in his "legion" Bicho will have trouble conquering a car park.

      2007-10-20T23:51:06Z
    • Not_guilty

      I was on the lists, wanker. Like I said, it was retard free.

      2007-10-20T23:52:58Z
    • Not_guilty

      Oranjeboom
      Smerf
      Supernova
      HankChinaski
      Balls Malone
      Victorious
      Cheekycov
      Fries-please
      Para-bellum
      El-Wanko
      Starrsky
      Oh-Snap
      ClaudeBallz
      DickNixonJr
      Dik
      1rish1
      yak
      DejaVu
      That't the first 18, in no particular order, there's a couple of places left that I'm not sure of. The people on here are the ones that I can be sure aren't retarded. Plantshit's gone traitor, so he's off, but you, Elpiss will always be a fucknut.

      2007-10-21T01:02:29Z
    • Cheekyhunt
      cheekycov says:

      Can't help but notice who is at the top of the list. If he sees that it'll go right to his head.

      2007-10-21T01:25:04Z
    • Not_guilty

      You may be right there, but I did say it was in no particular order. did you notice the two "creep creep" ones at the end? Still, as you can see, retard free zone.
      Come on, Hamilton!!!!

      2007-10-21T01:37:55Z
    • 16x16
      thepope says:

      You forgot me, but that's ok. ;) I'm usually to busy to post that often.

      2007-10-21T01:39:31Z
    • Not_guilty

      Ummm, thepope??? Nope I didn't forget you at all. >:{

      2007-10-21T01:45:55Z
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      zxcv says:

      Sounds more like a list of people you wish you could be anal raped by. Besides any ladies on the list, because we all know you don't like that kind of thing.

      2007-10-21T03:20:40Z
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      on the other hand, xcfg can't get enough of it. have you seen the caption contest posted yesterday?

      2007-10-21T08:59:54Z
    • Drivingpandaavatar

      My God vbczxcvxzcxcv, you just keep digging yourself deeper and deeper with the stupidity shovel.

      2007-10-21T20:08:51Z
  • Php8yti5o_c2am_2_
    shawn2007 says:

    Those cracy asians

    2007-10-20T05:00:51Z
    • Php8yti5o_c2am_2_
      shawn2007 says:

      ^crazy even

      2007-10-20T05:02:55Z
  • 48x48

    OK, that just looks unhealthy. My ex is a half black and she doesn't get that dark from being in the sun.

    2007-10-20T05:01:31Z
  • Cheech3

    I don't think they quite get the concept of "before".

    2007-10-20T05:05:49Z
    • Bukowski2

      Look up four posts and you will be enlightened.

      2007-10-20T06:08:02Z
  • 48x48
    Plantshit says:

    looks like an hiroshima victim.

    2007-10-20T08:08:45Z
    • Iconator_15681aa803ea6d2cd87d1db805b12975

      i think we need to nuke them again. I dont think anyone will notice. we have enough asians around the world elsewhere.

      2007-10-20T20:55:09Z
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    toolman961 says:

    That's not your girlfriend, is it Hank?

    2007-10-20T15:14:45Z
    • Bukowski2

      Nope. My girlfriend is normal, like me. :)

      2007-10-20T15:20:15Z
    • 1072579621_e364342c2e_s
      kellywls says:

      and just how normal is that?

      2007-10-20T16:48:53Z
    • Texas
      supernova says:

      It's not just normal, it's normal enough.

      2007-10-20T18:11:17Z
    • Newclaude

      Hank, WTF...is this a fashion trend?

      2007-10-20T22:41:32Z
  • Rc_cgummybeartrap
    Starrsky says:

    Is this an ad for a halloween costume??

    2007-10-20T20:38:34Z
    • 16x16
      jermajesty says:

      I think it's an ad for looking like a fool.

      2007-10-20T20:52:43Z
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posted October 20, 2007

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