japanese bar mitzvah
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And the most random award goes to...
Assfeltch, if you were wondering who posted this, it was fuckyouandyourlaw. It says so in the upper right potion of the screen.
he'll learn to read that more often...
You ruined it! He really had me with the suspense...
Seriously, you cock fiends! Haven't you ever heard of a dramatic pause? Chrrrrrist!
I've heard of a jack-off break. Is that what you were doing?
Yes.
^what, were u helping him or something?
jack off break? sounds painful.
No, syndega, but your mother was helping me.
lol delilah
silly human^^...ur gay and you're too ugly for my mother to jack YOU off
Thats the biggest yellow cock I've ever seen.
How many have you seen?
Four.
Two and a half.
I beat archman in the "Who's seen more yellow cocks contest." I rule.
guess wat your crown looks like
A big yellow rooster?
cockadoodledoo!!!
huh
WTF?
ORLY?
None of the bullshit on my MUCHO!
No BS on MS!
I was just confused and you ruined it. Now post yer tits woman!
I need that girl.
Woah settle down. That yellow thing isnt a chick
The one in the dress.
^They are the same person.
i got dibs, arch! those jap school-uniforms are hot.
Tell you what, I'll take the top, you can have the bottom. We'll switch off later.
But Arch, she's high school age so she must have pubic hair. Maybe you should try someone younger.
I still call first on toolmans stepdaughter but ya'll can fight over her when I'm done.
Good thinking Hank. I know!!! I'll burn it off with my penis laser.
Just admit it. You like little girls.
Just admit it. You like Monkeys
i like monkeys. but not in that way!
i wonder if that guy is wearing Power Rangers panties.
Who does that? :(
You mean you don't wear Power Rangers panties, Arch? Why the hell not?!?!?
i'm still in my star trek panties-phase..
Power Ranger Panties don't breathe.
neither does that dead girl lying in your bed, wearing them.
I'm so lost with this
It's symbolic, you've got to feeeeeeeel it.
I feeeeeel ill
Then you're definitely feeeeeeeeeling it.
what the fucking hellfire spit?!?!? that asian girl in teh skirt... shes .. shes just,... yum
I will reserve judgment on her until I see more.
I'll risk it and take it now.
i beat you to it.
La-La looks a bit on the large side
i want that girl.. in that yellow suit.
i laughed like a retard for 10 seconds. and i still didnt get it.
Of course you did.
Something tells me that those wacky Japs don't understand Judaism. At all.
thanks god- i am european
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Comments to japanese bar mitzvah
And the most random award goes to...
Assfeltch, if you were wondering who posted this, it was fuckyouandyourlaw. It says so in the upper right potion of the screen.
he'll learn to read that more often...
You ruined it! He really had me with the suspense...
Seriously, you cock fiends! Haven't you ever heard of a dramatic pause? Chrrrrrist!
I've heard of a jack-off break. Is that what you were doing?
Yes.
^what, were u helping him or something?
jack off break? sounds painful.
No, syndega, but your mother was helping me.
lol delilah
silly human^^...ur gay and you're too ugly for my mother to jack YOU off
Thats the biggest yellow cock I've ever seen.
How many have you seen?
Four.
Two and a half.
I beat archman in the "Who's seen more yellow cocks contest." I rule.
guess wat your crown looks like
A big yellow rooster?
cockadoodledoo!!!
huh
WTF?
ORLY?
None of the bullshit on my MUCHO!
No BS on MS!
I was just confused and you ruined it.
Now post yer tits woman!
I need that girl.
Woah settle down. That yellow thing isnt a chick
The one in the dress.
^They are the same person.
i got dibs, arch!
those jap school-uniforms are hot.
Tell you what, I'll take the top, you can have the bottom. We'll switch off later.
But Arch, she's high school age so she must have pubic hair. Maybe you should try someone younger.
I still call first on toolmans stepdaughter but ya'll can fight over her when I'm done.
Good thinking Hank. I know!!! I'll burn it off with my penis laser.
Just admit it. You like little girls.
Just admit it. You like Monkeys
i like monkeys.
but not in that way!
i wonder if that guy is wearing Power Rangers panties.
Who does that? :(
You mean you don't wear Power Rangers panties, Arch? Why the hell not?!?!?
i'm still in my star trek panties-phase..
Power Ranger Panties don't breathe.
neither does that dead girl lying in your bed, wearing them.
I'm so lost with this
It's symbolic, you've got to feeeeeeeel it.
I feeeeeel ill
Then you're definitely feeeeeeeeeling it.
what the fucking hellfire spit?!?!?
that asian girl in teh skirt... shes .. shes just,... yum
I will reserve judgment on her until I see more.
I'll risk it and take it now.
i beat you to it.
La-La looks a bit on the large side
i want that girl..
in that yellow suit.
i laughed like a retard for 10 seconds. and i still didnt get it.
Of course you did.
Something tells me that those wacky Japs don't understand Judaism. At all.
thanks god- i am european