Japanese Sex Egg

Comments to Japanese Sex Egg

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  ferret10 2009-08-10T04:06:44Z says:

  I've always wondered how those things work

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    urkelbot 2009-08-10T04:12:11Z says:

    Heh.
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  Phelsu 2009-08-10T04:09:16Z says:

  I submitted it first you fucking thief.

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    PunkChef13 2009-08-10T04:48:51Z says:

    Smart... Why not call him a fag, too...
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    dirtyrottensteve 2009-08-10T15:20:44Z says:

    FAG!
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    yak 2009-08-10T18:15:38Z says:

    actually you didn't... i had it days ago and had it queued up you idiot.
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  MisterRoboto 2009-08-10T04:14:51Z says:

  Awww man, it only works if you've got a glass dick!

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    HughJanus69 2009-08-12T00:54:55Z says:

    *any dick at all
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  upube 2009-08-10T04:25:17Z says:

  i want one
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  RandallFlagg 2009-08-10T04:31:54Z says:

  its like a slinky that you can fuck....although i guess you could fuck a regular slinky too huh?

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    hatechaguts 2009-08-10T04:42:14Z says:

    No, no you can't.
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    MisterBanksIII 2009-08-10T05:12:34Z says:

    You can. Cleanup's a bitch, though.
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    Scim 2009-08-10T05:57:04Z says:

    plus trying to get those kinks and weird twists out of the slinky is a pain in the ass.
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    ClaudeBallz 2009-08-10T22:38:18Z says:

    I fucked a Slinky once and almost broke my back falling down the stairs.
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    Lafayette 2009-08-10T22:57:16Z says:

    ^Ha ha ha, that's a hilarious mental picture.
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    RandallFlagg 2009-08-12T06:24:15Z says:

    well played claude
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  PUSSYHANDS 2009-08-10T05:29:22Z says:

  How is a Jap gonna use this? Aren't their dicks like 2 1/2 inches long?
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  -Morph- 2009-08-10T05:30:38Z says:

  haha id try that one.
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  Suge 2009-08-10T05:34:18Z says:

  I would need one like an ostrich egg.

  Because my cock is so big.

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    PUSSYHANDS 2009-08-10T05:37:04Z says:

    *boyfriend's
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    Suge 2009-08-10T06:50:59Z says:

    you would need one the size of a robins egg.

    because of your small peepee
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    smerf 2009-08-11T04:12:12Z says:

    Neither of you could use one, on account of you both being dickless.
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  Koosti 2009-08-10T05:45:40Z says:

  Frigging Japs. And you just know this is gonna be found in a supermarket, next to the candy shelves.
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  TJP 2009-08-10T10:24:58Z says:

  I just tried that with a real hardboiled egg. Didn't work. Pictures to follow...

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    nightknight83 2009-08-10T11:51:48Z says:

    jump off a cliff before you submit the pictures, you fail for that comment man.
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    smerf 2009-08-11T04:12:29Z says:

    ...You fail at every comment, night
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    nightknight83 2009-08-11T08:23:05Z says:

    smerf, isn't it past your bedtime buddy?
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  Bull 2009-08-10T11:48:21Z says:

  The age old question of which came first, the penis or egg.
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  Exupery 2009-08-10T15:12:54Z says:

  Now why hasn't SpHank thrown in his two yen as to how good these feel?
  You know he uses one between classes at the Eikaiwa!

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    HankChinaski 2009-08-10T15:16:15Z says:

    Oh, Sexpoopery knows a Japanese word. Wow. Very underwhelming.
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    SendMoreCops 2009-08-10T17:49:36Z says:

    Way to show him that he hurt your feelings.
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    HankChinaski 2009-08-11T03:41:02Z says:

    Huh? Jesus, try to come up with something that makes a little more sense next time, fecal cranium.
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    Exupery 2009-08-12T17:11:56Z says:

    "underwhelming"!?

    You poor dumb fuck-tard...I mean, I feel sorry for you. I'm guessing you answer to Corky.
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    HankChinaski 2009-08-13T07:20:26Z says:

    Feel sorry for yourself, assface. I'm sure you answer to more people than me.
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    dirtyrottensteve 2009-08-13T07:57:25Z says:

    every noob you encounter just fucking owns the fucking shit out of you
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    HankChinaski 2009-08-14T07:54:20Z says:

    Nobody owns me, but I do pwn you fucking daily, Stevie Chunder.
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  ClaudeBallz 2009-08-10T22:40:00Z says:

  I've advanced this theory before; it looks like dropping those nukes has served mankind well in the long run.