oh man... imagine during a blackout you accidentally pick up the wrong thing... try explaining that to your family when the lights go on and your flashlight is trying to eat something.
hey! hey! hey! hey hey heeey heeeeeeeey there............what ya doin mmmmmmm i smell cookies and i think i know where the smell is coming from mmmmmm ahhh smells soo good i just wanna masturbate mmmmm uhhhh ooohhhh smerf.............AAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! what a horrible nightmare, wha? smerf! get out of my fucking bed! (smerf: hehehehe)
No shit, you wouldn't be able to get me out of her. JK, I said early this week that I simply couldn't fuck her because her face reminds me of someone I broke ties with.
He has his moments Snappers. For the most part he's harmless. He can't even buy beer. However, judging by the amount of time he's online, he's probably like herpes. Ignoring it doesn't make it go away, and the longer you have it the closer you come to committing suicide.
Comments to Jeffree Star
"Here's the fleshlight you ordered"
oh man... imagine during a blackout you accidentally pick up the wrong thing... try explaining that to your family when the lights go on and your flashlight is trying to eat something.
yyaaaewwwwwaayyyeeaaawwweeeewwww uhhhhhhhh ewww...........
"Ew"? Not my type either, but hardly "ew" when there aren't even stains of bodily fluids,
gay.
Majority of the crossdressers are straight. You never seen guys like this sitting on their girlfriend's lap?
What bars do you drink in?
He didn't even get implants. At least try stupid ass tranny.
smerf I had no idea you were part of the fashion police!
He's actually really fat and has huge boobs. Strips are REALLY slimming.
Vertical strips are, but not horizontal strips. Which is why umpires look taller, and inmates look fatter.
hey! hey! hey! hey hey heeey heeeeeeeey there............what ya doin mmmmmmm i smell cookies and i think i know where the smell is coming from mmmmmm ahhh smells soo good i just wanna masturbate mmmmm uhhhh ooohhhh smerf.............AAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! what a horrible nightmare, wha? smerf! get out of my fucking bed! (smerf: hehehehe)
Wait, what? Why are you dreaming about me? I'm so confused...
you were the one in my bed..........i think?
that was Yak
Probably!
yes, yes you are
am I the only one that is profoundly annoyed by dugdug?
Snappers, you've seen me rant, so you can safely assume that I know exactly what you're talking about.
Damn comments. Yak, this is fun trying to guess where our comments will end up, but could you please make it stop. It's gonna confuse all the FNG's.
what? what did i do?
Yep. Just you. So shudda ya face, bitch
No shit, you wouldn't be able to get me out of her. JK, I said early this week that I simply couldn't fuck her because her face reminds me of someone I broke ties with.
He has his moments Snappers. For the most part he's harmless. He can't even buy beer. However, judging by the amount of time he's online, he's probably like herpes. Ignoring it doesn't make it go away, and the longer you have it the closer you come to committing suicide.
I'm pretty good at ignoring the inane future convicts here but i just couldnt keep it in anymore.
Maybe do some more kegal exercises,that should help keep it in...
Oh you know me so well Snappers.
Wait, Cadillac makes bags?
For some reason I really want to see this poof get double-doored.
i hate that douchebag.
i went to high school with that fucktard back when he was jeffree steinenger. no joke...
Was he as hot as he is now..
Now the most famous person from your high school is a dress wearing faggit. Nice Accomplishment!
wow...i didnt know him being a myspace slut-celeb was my doing...
*wonders if punching this is as good as punching his boxing bag*
I'd hit that....
with my fist
BITCH STOLE MY DRESS
And I was told mine was original...
Is he supposed to be Pink?
where the hell is he?
This guy used to go to my high school. ive got my yearbook to prove it.