Jehova Witnesses
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Don't know who's more pathetic, the bible thumper or the dude hiding behind a steel door going "get the fuck outta here" to a scrawny guy in a tie. Yeah, I guess they're equally pathetic...
That was actually pretty fucking hilarious to say so myself..
I'm not going to hell. I've already arranged a deal whereby I get to hold the gate open and laugh my ass off as each one of the rest of you marches in.
lol, thats pretty hilarious...."gimmi the fucking camera". Whats a jesus witness anyway?
Yeah, everyone here is a pussy but you, Sniv.
Anyone who calls this "fake" doesn't know how nutty these people are. The last time the came harassing me, the first thing they said was (regarding my prominently-placed "NO SOLICITING" sign) "I saw your sign." Then they started right in with the nonsense, which included a claim that one day, god would make it so that wild animals such as tigers would be friends with man. Crazy bastards.
I want to eat them.
I'll have to remember that, although I haven't had to deal with any religious nuts, of any kind, in years, maybe I ought fill some balloons full of goat's blood and see what happens.
I've always found that telling them I'm on the other side works wonders for making them lose interest in you. With the Mormons and the Jehovah's witnesses, anyhow. If it is a regular born-again Christian, that'll make 'em want to save you even more.
It's clearly fake. What that has to do with now nutty Jehova's witnesses are is beyond me.
Fucking fake as shit.
And annoying.
Hahaha I hate Jehovas, my homey went out with one and after she dumped him we spent 5 cartons of eggs all over her house.
Fuckin bitch tried to convert both of us.
i wanted that chick to get a water balloon square in the face so badly.
Quankers1 sounds like hes one of them. Hey, Fuck you Quankers and your bull shit religion. Atleast the Mormons get alot of wifes, how is that bad?
This is sick. At least no heads were cut off though, so no harm done?
I think it was totally innapropriate that the bible thumpers started cussing and HITTING. I guess when the shit hits the fan, they cant practice what they preach.
But conversly. Throwing water balloons at Jehova witnesses? Common! Thats pretty fucked up. It's like "hey! lets throw water on those nuns!"
All around, i think this rates in the top 10 sick shit i have ever seen on this site.
*applauds*
Awesome vid. I get the Jehov-ass people all the time here and sometimes those fuckers come early as fuck on the weekends. Sometimes they are really REALLY nutty I'm talking "The Shining" nutty, not "A Beautiful Mind" nutty.
damnnn lol the jehova mofo went crazy lol he was about to go in his house and fuck them up lol!!!!!! crazy shit
i just beat the shit out of them if they come on my property, simple as that
What would Jesus do?
That is so fake. No Jehovas Witness would be calling everyone brother for one. And 2 That is just way to set up.
FAKE FAKE FAKE. Wish it wasnt though, that would be funny, but since its Fake....not funny.
Quite clearly turning the other cheek. Nice how the trespasser ended up throwing the guy back into his own house.
One way I found to deal with these religious nuts before the last resort of slamming the door is to be even more religiously loony than them such as declaring they bow to me their god before I invite them in for tea or coffee. Pity any suggestive comments to any hot chicks who do these things on a regular basis here would probably bring the cops around quick smart.
Also it reminded me a lot of John Safran versus God where while in Utah he takes his revenge on mormons by knocking on the doors of random people at 6am to tell them to stop doing it to him in Australia.
They weren't Jehovah Witnesses. Jehovah witnesses don't believe in Hell. They were probably Mormons.
One time i answered the door naked.
Another time i answered the door, while chewing on foil, so it cut up my gums, and i protested that they should let me convert them to satanism. Then i started spitting out blood on their shoes.
I havnt had a mormon or a jehova come to my house in 3 years.
The guys with the waterballoons are now my heroes.
Yeah Cain is correct, they don't believe in hell so they sure as shit wouldn't tell someone "you're going to hell." It's about as likely as a muslim screaming "Jesus H. Christ!" Encryptor's right too -- even though they use the term "brother" constantly it's reserved for fellow bible-thumpers, never for us evil sinners.
Coincidentally, they came to my door today but they left before I had a chance to finish filling the water balloons...
I thought it was awesome until it turned out that the jehova's witnesses were tougher than the pussy ass kids throwing water baloons at them. I mean, the witnesses were on these guys' property, and they still forced that dude back into his own damn house. What a cluster fuck of pussies and nutjobs.
that was funny shit but did you see how tough they were when the jehovas witness guy got agressive! get the fuck outta hear from inside his house:) encryptor255 is right ive never heard the words BROTHER come from them before
Those Mormon's witnesses (whatever lol) owned these water balloon throwing tough guys easily. If it's real that is.
haha, like u scotty- i answered the door naked, they werernt best pleased since the people who do it round my area are usually very old! still, i'll do anything for a reaction, just need to do something more risky, except trying to get the balls to do it can be hard - especially if there 65+ =respect your elders= .................er yeh
I dont feel bad for the bible thumpers. They deserved it as far as I'm concerned.
kudos to the 2 guys. That was funny as shit