jellyfish attack
the only time it's socially acceptable to publicly piss on someone's face
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Comments to jellyfish attack
HOLY SHIYTE!!
fake. lol
no its so real he shakes
should have helped that guy with the flat tire on the road hahaha karma is a bitch
Lmao. "it burns worse!"
Go piss in your own face.
Are you telling me that it does make it burn worse from experience?
Real
haha! that's why i never swim in the open sea... definitely too much scary seafood out there...^^
Box jellyfish are nasty.
Man O Wars are pretty gangsta too
She just wanted to piss on his face.
Impressive. I could never get over pee-fright under those circumstances.
I have no problems peeing anywhere or in front of anyone.
Interesting side note: The New Orleans drunk tank has a drain right in the middle of the floor so you can just pee right there. It was actually pretty cool. I was thinking of installing on in my living room. I pee out the front door sometimes if something good is on tv and I don't want to miss any of it.
Dude, there is something so wrong with you.
I've pissed in the Cleveland airport parking deck.
I pissed on Pat O'Brien's (he played Knute Rockne and was in Some Like It Hot) lawn when I was ten years old.
You might as well install a lounge toilet chair like the one in Idiocracy.
I hate when your taking a piss in the urinal and a dude glimpses over at my dick. That shit stops my flow.
cuz you get hard
I peed out of my living room sliding glass door last night. It was raining, so it's ok.
afraid to go all the way to the bathroom and wake up the boss? (grandma)
ill piss in the sink to save money on the water bill. if u do it enough it really makes a difference
The water bill is the cheapest one anyway.
tru but im a broke ass college student and any expense that infringes on my beer money is an unnecessary expense
My first year of school I rented a room in this house with too many chicks. They were always in the bathroom so I would just piss out the window in my room. Even in winter, the yellow snow didn't give it away. It was until someone saw the stream coming out that I got busted.
You could save more money if you washed your dishes in piss.
or just get a plant
So, let me get this straight. Every time one of us takes a piss in a urinal, a dude glimpses over at FuckieFuck's fun-sized 100 Grand? Hmm. That's odd.
i dont do dishes. that's bitch work. i just reuse the dirty ones.
NO IRISH IS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING! I wish I was a dude. No period no problems with having to find a hole to squat and pee in. If you're a guy you can just stand and pee out the door like Irish.
Steff, are you in need of some attention? This isn't the way to go about it.
Aw shit, no.
don't care really.
stfu steffi
burn
ha ha ha ha ha. that was expertly done.. A++
why pee?
(before any other smartass says)
why not?
but seriously?
why?
i wanna know, enlighten me bitches
you are such a fag. dont you watch friends?
Hahaha.. funny episode.. wait a sec.. entrapment, entrapment!!!
Damn you Randall
new fag... guess they dont have "Jackass" in Iran
it supposedly neutralizes the sting toxins but i think it can make it worst actually.
It doesn't work.
mostly ammonia so its a disinfectant... guess it would sting like a bitch though... and this reminds me of tourists who think a rip is the current around there ankles and call for help in waist deep water. Just thought I would share that with you all.
drink a bottle of scotch
Does cum have trace amounts of ammonia?
because you'd much prefer some guy cum on your face in the event of a jellyfish attack?
there is no ammonia in a healthy person's urine. now a wookie's...maybe
Hmm I better get that checked.
it doesn't make the sting go away, it neutralizes the poison important to know if you live in an area that has deadly jellyfish
Some guys have all the luck
What? Pretending that the cum on your face is a jellyfish?
i agree, i'd love to have an anonymous female lifegaurd piss on my face, but that's just me
"I have to pee on you! It'll take the sting away." lmfao, she sounds like she's digging pissing on dudes face. He's lucky, usually you'd have to pay for that.
Yo momma does it for free.
cruelhm pays to get pissed on
That was brilliant. I see now why your Mucho career has been so successful.
yo mama is doing it for free was golden. hard to top one like that
mucho career? tsk tsk
wait do we get paid for this shit? i want medical and dental too
That was really funny but very fake, there's no way that dude wouldn't have ripped that fucker off of his face immediately and her hand touched one of the tentacles and she didn't react to it at all.(Although she was trying to pee on his face at the time)
Did you know that in the early 1800s they actually had the first lazy boy with a bowl in it for the elderly so that they could relive themselves without having to move? Looked pretty comfy. But damn that was funny..it burns worse!
they could relive themselves? really? i want one--don't know what it would do really, but sounds neat.
did he died?
Well, as first comment posts go...that rates pretty highly, I must say.
spagget!!
what is your obsession with first comments?