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Jesse & Ryoga

Outrageous video jockey Jesse Camp, left, gets upstaged by multi-pierced VJ wannabe Ryoga Vee during a 1999 search for a new on-air personality. (I woke up this morning and found this on about 30 different web sites, I think I need to go back to work for MTV)

Jesse & Ryoga

Jesse & Ryoga
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  • Kojach
    Kojach 2006-08-06T23:33:08Z says:

    Oh that was when it was cool to have a super-freak on MTV. Now the worst they allow is that plain nigger that wishes he could be a sand-nigger.

  • kizpov
    kizpov 2006-08-06T23:35:57Z says:

    I think both of them should have some normal beaten into them.

  • .aDo.
    .aDo. 2006-08-07T00:03:57Z says:

    is this your new girl-friend?

  • mamece2
    mamece2 2006-08-07T00:29:23Z says:

    fuckin monkeys-....

  • jackalope
    jackalope 2006-08-07T00:34:05Z says:

    you should've both been blowjobs.

  • zxcv
    zxcv 2006-08-07T01:26:56Z says:

    /\What the hell are you saying jackalope, dumass..

  • Mexicanpolo
    Mexicanpolo 2006-08-07T01:37:45Z says:

    Those are some kick ass piercings, but that fast times douche Jesse is annoying.

  • ggyounubs
    ggyounubs 2006-08-07T01:50:09Z says:

    more ravers?

  • mmaapp
    mmaapp 2006-08-07T01:59:48Z says:

    lol, I like your clothes ryoga..no really I do! and those claws on your hand are cool too!

  • RyogaVee
    RyogaVee 2006-08-07T02:26:18Z says:

    http://www.austin360.com/tv/content/tv/stories/2006/08/1mtv.html

    http://www.dfw.com/mld/dfw/entertainment/music/15179083.htm?source=rss&channel=dfw_music

    http://www.delawareonline.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060801/LIFE/608010304/1005

    http://www.signonsandiego.com/uniontrib/20060731/news_1c31mtv.html

    http://exclusivo.terra.com.br/galerias/foto/0,,OI33612-EI1118-FI376238,00.html

    Damn, even on the Spanish website too

  • JesusWasAFuckingCunt
    JesusWasAFuckingCunt 2006-08-07T03:11:10Z says:

    You self-obsessed fuckin prick. Make sure you bookmark all those for the next time you need a fuckin wank. Dick.

  • dohlza
    dohlza 2006-08-07T03:23:10Z says:

    This ruined my day... I don't know whats more irritating the fact that you are allowed to prance around like a Dr. Suess/Bad acid trip/self obsessed/flamer/looser, or that no one has beat the shit out of you and set you straight. Whatever happened to the good ol' days when weirdos like you were put in their place. Go back to your Willy Wonka delusion message boards and looser anime conventions.

  • dohlza
    dohlza 2006-08-07T03:25:11Z says:

    Oh, and I declare immunity to any of your "witty" responses

  • JONNYCHO
    JONNYCHO 2006-08-07T03:25:43Z says:

    HOLY SHIT the same image 5 times but on different sites, you are a god to us all

  • Volcano
    Volcano 2006-08-07T03:48:24Z says:

    you look like a muppet. sad to hear your career as a vj never even took off.. im pretty sure theyll take you back tho... as a janitor. i also declare immunity to the "witty" responses

  • Mr.Homerun
    Mr.Homerun 2006-08-07T04:24:45Z says:

    jews....gaschamber....In some cases this idea seems justified

  • DayoftheDante
    DayoftheDante 2006-08-07T04:29:03Z says:

    Warhol was right.

  • DeX
    DeX 2006-08-07T09:39:12Z says:

    Both look like cunts to me, yeah I said cunts. Good ol English word.

  • LostProphet
    LostProphet 2006-08-07T10:18:07Z says:

    "/\What the hell are you saying jackalope, dumass.."

    pretty sure he was driving at the sperm used to create them should have been used for a blowjob rather than creating them, dumbass..

  • johnmerrickxx
    johnmerrickxx 2006-08-07T10:30:53Z says:

    Being made fun of on several sites the next morning is nothing to brag about.

  • J-sin
    J-sin 2006-08-07T10:34:26Z says:

    Ryoga, you should have ripped out his throat w/ your teeth. Then bathed yourself in his blood. I would have voted for you to win the contest after that. I hated that annoying fruit. Mainstream america could use a freak like you.

  • RyogaVee
    RyogaVee 2006-08-07T11:54:39Z says:

    Could have, but that was back in 1999. Some good things did coem out of that. I met up with soem movie producers that day and started networking my @$$ off. Ive done a few films, but nothing worth talking about. But, i am in The Matrix (woot). Back then, Jesse was alot more interesting than he was on TV. as in i thinkj it was all an act. He was pretty witty and smart. Which you dont see when hes on air.

  • chairman_of_the_bored
    chairman_of_the_bored 2006-08-07T12:08:35Z says:

    So this is a new tact? If I can't impress faceless people on the internet with pictures of women and conspiracy theories, I'll flaunt my 5 seconds of fame as a few thousand people around the world will glance at my picture on a news website for a second and then proceed to scroll down and read the article.

  • Balls_Malone
    Balls_Malone 2006-08-07T12:19:11Z says:

    Seven years ago.... seven. Tried out for a VG gig and didn't get it. Hmmmm. This actually totally turns my opinion of Ryoga around. All this time I thought he was a "personality-lite" attention seeking lame-ass with a half decent aesthetic sense. Now I realize his celebrity. I envy. So cool... sooooo very, very cool.

  • Balls_Malone
    Balls_Malone 2006-08-07T12:20:24Z says:

    How about a screen shot of your matrix appearance, sport!

  • sadoka
    sadoka 2006-08-07T12:55:10Z says:

    i thought you was a guy all this time was also you whit ducktape on the tits???

  • K-Billy
    K-Billy 2006-08-07T13:03:09Z says:

    i was going to say something but chairman beat me to it.

  • Victorious
    Victorious 2006-08-07T13:46:05Z says:

    from delawareonline: "A year later, he was on the road looking for more VJs, including >wannabe< Ryoga Vee."

  • Dick_Gozenya
    Dick_Gozenya 2006-08-07T14:23:54Z says:

    For a second there I thought the caption said "JReese and Ryoga".

  • bichofelix
    bichofelix 2006-08-07T17:45:02Z says:

    Come on guys, photo shopped Ryogave..

  • xXjasinXx
    xXjasinXx 2006-08-07T18:12:11Z says:

    dohlza~~~~ Your a dumb ass......Its people like you that keep the advancment of mankind in reverse......While your at it flame the jews the republicans the whites and the smart people......just because there different than you..."Whatever happened to the good ol' days when weirdos like you were put in their place"....Guess what buddy boy...were the ones that make your food...were the ones making laws,and inforcing....we are the future we are the now...kneel down...and lick my sack.
    Oh yhea and I declare immunity to any of your "witty" responses..wtf...FAG

  • Mofongo
    Mofongo 2006-08-07T18:34:31Z says:

    It's all because of the Chemtrails... and Morgellon's...

  • johnmerrickxx
    johnmerrickxx 2006-08-07T18:55:59Z says:

    Some people do great things for their 15 seconds of fame.

  • coupland
    coupland 2006-08-07T20:44:27Z says:

    Yeah, someone PS this pic. Maybe you could add some neon clothes that make him look like a clown, or add some ridiculous metal shit hanging out of his face. Oh, wait...

  • Jib
    Jib 2006-08-07T22:52:06Z says:

    BULLSHIT YOU WERE IN THE MATRIX! WHEN!? WHERE!? HOW!? I dont believe one fuckin word of it.

  • Andrewnickatina
    Andrewnickatina 2006-08-07T23:12:10Z says:

    I bet you go pictures of yourself and beat off to them since you always post pictures of yourself and talk about yourself or post pictures of supposed girls you know. Does it fuckin say Ryogaspace.com at the top?

  • TG13
    TG13 2006-08-08T00:42:59Z says:

    well, Ryoga could be jacking off on a webcam like Simon Rex.. oh, wait.. Simon Rex gets paid to jack off.. and actually WAS a MTV VJ..

  • wioneo
    wioneo 2006-08-08T00:55:45Z says:

    Do you LIKE being insulted?

  • Leer
    Leer 2006-08-08T04:30:31Z says:

    Fake. It saves space and lowers blood pressure.

  • Red23
    Red23 2006-08-08T13:58:14Z says:

    someone seems to like themselves a tad too much.

  • Philasour
    Philasour 2006-08-08T18:22:58Z says:

    yea right, all you insecure duche bags insulting Ryoga are just envious of his success and popularity.

    I LOVE YOU RYO!!!

  • Volcano
    Volcano 2006-08-08T18:43:18Z says:

    success???? i feel sorry for you if you think he's succesfsul

    besides its clearly stated that he DIDNT get to be the vj numbnuts.

  • Philasour
    Philasour 2006-08-08T18:59:24Z says:

    hello!!!! is any body home???? he WAS in the matrix, needle dick.

  • RyogaVee
    RyogaVee 2006-08-08T19:37:04Z says:

    Cant beleive i had that many piercings in 1999

  • Jib
    Jib 2006-08-08T22:06:22Z says:

    Im still waiting for proof you were in the matrix ryo.

  • mmaapp
    mmaapp 2006-08-09T00:38:26Z says:

    lol, in the credits of the matrix would it say, "RyogaVee?" hmm?

  • RyogaVee
    RyogaVee 2006-08-09T01:57:01Z says:

    I met Keanu the day before shooting in SF, im a memeber of Beau Bonneau Casting angency. the shooting location of Zion is only a mile from my house.

  • chairman_of_the_bored
    chairman_of_the_bored 2006-08-09T02:13:25Z says:

    You were in The Matrix? I thought The Matrix was almost entirely filmed in Sydney.

  • RyogaVee
    RyogaVee 2006-08-09T02:13:56Z says:

    "Reloaded"

  • chairman_of_the_bored
    chairman_of_the_bored 2006-08-09T04:41:50Z says:

    Ah suddenly the story changes again.

  • Balls_Malone
    Balls_Malone 2006-08-09T07:24:25Z says:

    SCREEN SHOT! As much as saying that you met Keanu is proof enough for me, I think some of the other folks here would like a bit more. Or is it difficult to make you out among the hundreds of other dancers (extras) in the lame rave scene?

  • General_Bergfrühling
    General_Bergfrühling 2006-08-09T09:47:27Z says:

    wow...it's really sad when persons like ryoga show up..his only credit in all articles is "the one idiot next to the other idiot" but he posts it on MS and thinks he is famous just he had some minor role in a pretty crappy movie and can be seen on some websites...how desperate is that?...i really wonder why you don't get beaten up every time you walk out of the front door with all that ridiculous stuff you wear and that nasty "LOOK AT ME"-attitude

  • Volcano
    Volcano 2006-08-09T10:53:46Z says:

    philasour, i bet your are his friend, showing up in a movie as an extra is HARDLY success

  • RyogaVee
    RyogaVee 2006-08-09T12:04:45Z says:

    I agree, being a movie extra is really nothing much, i had more fun hanging out with with Ron Jeremy at EEB, or being on stage with Kid Beyond, or maybe it was the kick ass scene i did with Kym Wild , yea, that was fun.

  • chairman_of_the_bored
    chairman_of_the_bored 2006-08-09T13:31:45Z says:

    Narcissism is a fascinating phenomenon to watch. "I <need> to be important, I love myself too much to allow anyone not to know about me. Something has got to get the approval of faceless personae on the internet. If it's not "different" women/game development/martial arts/women I say I've slept with/conspiracy theories/roles as an extra/minor brushes with celebrity then what is it!? There must be SOMETHING! You have to love me, I love myself, therefore you should all love me too!"

  • chairman_of_the_bored
    chairman_of_the_bored 2006-08-09T13:32:18Z says:

    Please, let me know when I'm about to miss the bullseye.

  • Balls_Malone
    Balls_Malone 2006-08-09T13:40:04Z says:

    ^ Aaahhhhhhh! I get it now! This RyogaVee persona is really just a finely crafted, satirical characterization of a desperately lonely, pathetic, fuck-up who can only achieve a semblance of self worth through the trappings of a busy, and superficial, social life, which are trotted out and showed off as an attempt to prop up whatever personality actually manages to exist behind all the bullshit. Nicely done! I'd rather have one private moment of real substance than a hundred "photo-op" encounters with the flava of the month. Ryoga, why don't you chill out and leave us out of your quest for validation. It's embarasingly painful to witness.

  • Balls_Malone
    Balls_Malone 2006-08-09T13:48:31Z says:

    By all means, keep showing us the freaky side of life, I like that shit. Just recognize that no one gives a shit about your accomplishments.

  • z4ck
    z4ck 2006-08-09T16:45:18Z says:

    <--wants to see the Matrix Reloaded proof :P please post a screencap of it next time ;) otherwise I think Ryoga is maybe a little bit of an "attention seeker", but most of you should be very careful with your psychologically analysis of him! Ask yourself why you get so much upset about it...maybe because you re...jealous?!

  • johnmerrickxx
    johnmerrickxx 2006-08-09T17:50:24Z says:

    pompus

  • johnmerrickxx
    johnmerrickxx 2006-08-09T17:56:44Z says:

    extra in the dancing in the cave scene where it was just like a shitload of people from san fran area or something

  • Shep
    Shep 2006-08-09T19:59:00Z says:

    MetalMarlow would be PROUD!

  • Shep
    Shep 2006-08-09T20:24:37Z says:

    ...and if I may Pile On to c_o_t_b's posts: Y'all know what I do. I climb towers. Ryoga, you need to find yourself. You need to define who you are and how you wish to live your life. I don't wanna' sound like your Dad, but daayum son: Focus. How many picks do you have in the fire? Do SOMETHING, do it WELL; then reap the rewards. Stop living your life through the opinions of the the (mostly fake) PopCulture. What're'ya, 30?!?

  • Shep
    Shep 2006-08-09T20:32:07Z says:

    Oh, and this triple post is ONLY because I'm sure Ryoga will double check his posts. RV, send me an eMail. I can help you.

  • Philasour
    Philasour 2006-08-09T23:00:37Z says:

    ^ amen to that, very well put.

    I would just like to add: Ryoga, we love you unconditionally as a person regardless of whatever accomplishments you may have had, so you really don't have to strut your stuff in order to gain acceptance; recognition and --most of all-- to create some sense of self worth. Such actions stem from a weak ego trying to validate itself. Just remember Ryoga that everything is really just one wave function. You are part of everything else and you are soo much more in the eyes of God.

  • wioneo
    wioneo 2006-08-10T02:50:38Z says:

    Are you one of those overly nice hippy chicks or a fag? I personally hate fags more than hippies(but not much)

  • mantrain
    mantrain 2006-08-10T05:05:14Z says:

    I love the anger on the comments section here
    very much reminds me of darth vader...
    Ever thought about transfering to the dark side?
    We serve cold martini's

    The pic itself, The guy looks like he was just satisfying himself
    in the bowels of a small male child.
    Final vote: Terrifying.

    <>< Mantrain

  • WhirledPeas
    WhirledPeas 2006-08-10T05:09:45Z says:

    Hm...havent posted anything for a long time. Ive known a guy for years thats always in movies as an extra (he was in romeo must die with jet li, and he was a Chex kid once lol). He's also fairly narcissistic and guess what? even in rl nobody likes him. They just pretend to cuz he's a spoiled rich kid that buys them stuff. If you want for people to respect you, do something worth doing. Smallville shot an episode a block from my house too, but who cares?

  • WhirledPeas
    WhirledPeas 2006-08-10T05:10:08Z says:

    Oh, and Im immune from your witty comebacks =P

  • Balls_Malone
    Balls_Malone 2006-08-10T11:20:32Z says:

    I want some of whatever Philasour is smoking.

  • Steven_Seagull
    Steven_Seagull 2006-08-10T14:07:12Z says:

    well, at least ryoga´s got the biggest tongue i´ve ever seen - gene simmons style!!! and wouldn´t it be fun to use an electromagnet on his "face" ????

  • Philasour
    Philasour 2006-08-10T16:15:31Z says:

    the other guy looks stoned out of his frickin mind.

  • Red23
    Red23 2006-08-11T15:06:47Z says:

    i'm still waiting for the screenshot of RyogaVee when he was in Matrix Reloaded, dancing amongst hundreds of other loser wannabee stars.

  • fuz
    fuz 2006-08-12T14:16:49Z says:

    On google'ing your name , damn you get busy, you must have signed up to hundreds of sites.

  • ~$MaNiCMaNiA$~
    ~$MaNiCMaNiA$~ 2006-08-12T16:54:37Z says:

    http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=6804944520436582555

    "I Spend a Lot of Time Thinking About Why no one has ever loved me... (sigh)" .... ahahaha.. Ryogavee you fag.

  • fuz
    fuz 2006-08-12T23:27:42Z says:

    Your problem Ryoga is you let girls know your a freak before they even think about dating you, the trick is to let them find out themselves after they've fallen for you.

    But really i think all that stuff you say to girls is just an act to get them to fall in love with you an get them in the sack.

    Either that or your just plain stupid to open yourself up to the world like a sad emo or something like "feel sorry for me" shit. It comes across desperate, you may get a few pity fucks im sure.

  • My_Balls_Itch
    My_Balls_Itch 2006-08-13T01:06:17Z says:

    Homeless people always look funny in pictures.

  • brotherhay
    brotherhay 2006-08-13T01:42:21Z says:

    My old man got me an autographed picture of Kirby Puckett. Be my freind?

  • etm
    etm 2006-08-13T09:59:58Z says:

    Ryoga -- Which scene in The Matrix Reloaded did you star in?

  • etm
    etm 2006-08-13T10:00:27Z says:

    ^^ Answer the question above. ^^<br><br><br>I think we all wanna know.

  • hotshot
    hotshot 2006-08-13T11:48:25Z says:

    "...........are slim and nil. Infact, I have better chances finding a mate at the gay bar........." another quote from ryogas profile that manicmania found.

RyogaVee
posted August 07, 2006

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