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  • batman88
    batman88 2007-09-12T04:05:00Z says:

    I'd hit it... first?

    • Gottalovejaps
      Gottalovejaps 2007-09-12T04:21:43Z says:

      Can I hit it second?

    • zxcv
      zxcv 2007-09-12T04:25:36Z says:

      Its a bad fake the eyes arent even the same, but thats a smoken body, very nice.

    • Leela27
      Leela27 2007-09-12T04:43:32Z says:

      Too bad boys, I already claimed her, since the movie Honey came out.

    • Supraliminal
      Supraliminal 2007-09-12T04:56:26Z says:

      Why... Why the fuck would you watch Honey?

    • Leela27
      Leela27 2007-09-12T05:08:45Z says:

      because Jesica Alba is fucking hot thats why.

    • batman88
      batman88 2007-09-12T05:10:37Z says:

      aww come on leela, cant we share? puh puh puh please?

    • monkito83
      monkito83 2007-09-12T05:10:59Z says:

      sorry leela i hit that back when dark angel came out

    • Supraliminal
      Supraliminal 2007-09-12T05:14:06Z says:

      I called it during Flipper.

    • Leela27
      Leela27 2007-09-12T05:21:02Z says:

      @ Batman since you said please you can have her on mondays, & wensdays.

    • batman88
      batman88 2007-09-12T05:23:00Z says:

      thanx! i'll <3 u forever now

    • Leela27
      Leela27 2007-09-12T05:23:25Z says:

      Dark angel, touche Monkito, i still claim her.

    • Supraliminal
      Supraliminal 2007-09-12T05:28:38Z says:

      She was 15-17 during Flipper. I think I win.

    • redheadedmutant
      redheadedmutant 2007-09-12T05:30:41Z says:

      She can lick the dangle-berries that linger around my asshole.

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2007-09-12T05:33:34Z says:

      i heard she got std´s !

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-09-12T05:37:42Z says:

      I heard you got killed.....

    • Leela27
      Leela27 2007-09-12T05:40:51Z says:

      you, got me there supra. but i still say she's mine.

    • Rishiku
      Rishiku 2007-09-12T05:41:25Z says:

      If all of you were smart you would by the movie the Sleeping Dictionary, in which she is topless....

    • Leela27
      Leela27 2007-09-12T05:41:37Z says:

      whitch STD's?

    • Rishiku
      Rishiku 2007-09-12T05:41:40Z says:

      buy even *

    • batman88
      batman88 2007-09-12T05:47:07Z says:

      i prefer for Leela to have her...especially if i get her on Mondays and Wednesdays....What r u talking about plantshit? i doubt she has STDs, but i would gladly take a look to see...i know what a trojan is

    • Leela27
      Leela27 2007-09-12T06:01:09Z says:

      Really i had't seen any previews of that movie, I'll have to see if I can find here at the local movie store.

    • Electrogonnorrhea
      Electrogonnorrhea 2007-09-12T06:18:45Z says:

      Who are all you people? And why are you 'getting along'?

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-09-12T06:24:49Z says:

      Where have you been? You piece of kangaroo excrement?

    • batman88
      batman88 2007-09-12T06:30:32Z says:

      @electro well im new here so ill introduce myself...Im the caped crusader, i lurk in the shadows, i'm a creature of the night, and i have a little bit of what u'd call a weed problem

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-09-12T07:00:42Z says:

      Weed isn't your only problem.

    • batman88
      batman88 2007-09-12T07:04:22Z says:

      @balls oh? and what exactly is the rest of my problem?

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-09-12T07:39:12Z says:

      Ahh, I'll answer that....You're stupid....

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-09-12T08:00:51Z says:

      *DING DING DING* we have a winner, folks!

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-09-12T13:08:52Z says:

      Isn't teamwork grand.

    • elchris
      elchris 2007-09-12T13:17:09Z says:

      since when is smokin weed a problem

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-09-12T14:03:52Z says:

      Since never.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-09-12T16:25:18Z says:

      so.. when did never start again?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-09-12T16:32:30Z says:

      Right before forever.

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-09-12T16:42:34Z says:

      Woah, dude... what were we just talking about?

    • iNfCtD1
      iNfCtD1 2007-09-12T16:49:45Z says:

      i called her when she was in idle hands

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2007-09-12T19:22:52Z says:

      i think she got hepatic B or C from john clease from 2 and half man .

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2007-09-12T19:23:30Z says:

      the hot shot guy whats his name?

    • Phelsu
      Phelsu 2007-09-12T20:01:27Z says:

      charleeee...cmon charleey....

      ...chaaarleeey.....

    • mfez22
      mfez22 2007-09-12T21:28:51Z says:

      chaplain

    • Rishiku
      Rishiku 2007-09-13T04:27:37Z says:

      Yah the movie is like 3 years old but it never made it into theaters. There is only like 1 scene with her topless, was well worth it though :D

  • Archman
    Archman 2007-09-12T04:05:47Z says:

    I wish it was real. She is so damn hot. In the top 5 for sure.

    • chaps
      chaps 2007-09-12T04:22:59Z says:

      top 5 of?

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2007-09-12T04:35:25Z says:

      Arch's hand candy. Starr still holds a steady position on #2 for him.

    • Archman
      Archman 2007-09-12T04:57:38Z says:

      The hottest Celebs list.

    • Archman
      Archman 2007-09-12T04:57:57Z says:

      Celeb woman. Close one there.

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-09-12T05:00:31Z says:

      Damn, I'm late......

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-09-12T05:01:27Z says:

      Shit....and YES Arch, it's yours.

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-09-12T06:04:37Z says:

      Oh pleas, Super. Everyone knows what a whore you are.

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-09-12T06:25:54Z says:

      What, you think it's yours, Smerf?

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-09-12T08:17:30Z says:

      what?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-09-12T17:04:39Z says:

      Supernova called dibs, I guess.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-09-12T21:36:48Z says:

      no way. i called dibs when i was still in the womb, that's not fair!

  • KojachBaumherr
    KojachBaumherr 2007-09-12T04:06:28Z says:

    Wow whoever thinks that's real is a fucking moron. I've seen her naked in a video she made when she was still a teenager. Her tits are huge, real and her nipples look nothing like that. She wasn't shaved in that video either, and she was just dancing around not fucking someone.

    • Supraliminal
      Supraliminal 2007-09-12T04:14:57Z says:

      That was a body double.
      And I believe the only real one is the one where she's at some award show and the camera flash kinda shows you her top.

    • Archman
      Archman 2007-09-12T04:15:37Z says:

      Yeah, I think you've been scamed my friend. There is no real Alba nude video. Trust me.

    • Archman
      Archman 2007-09-12T04:30:22Z says:

      Yeah Supra, you're right, she did some photos for maxim where you get to see the side of her ass too. They're pretty good.

    • Archman
      Archman 2007-09-12T04:33:52Z says:

      Well whadya know. This is why there is only Mucho.
      http://www.muchosucko.com/show/alba_ass_grabber-21137/search
      http://www.muchosucko.com/show/jessica_alba-21138/search
      http://www.muchosucko.com/show/jessica_alba-3463/search
      I don't think that's her in that Video though.

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2007-09-12T04:34:04Z says:

      There is no real Alba at all. Sony, aliens, and the Swedish made her up... totally animatronic...

    • Supraliminal
      Supraliminal 2007-09-12T04:34:32Z says:

      My encyclopedic knowledge of celebrities doing nudity is astonishingly sad.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2007-09-12T04:43:55Z says:

      I have a shot from Sin City that shows her nipples I thought it was real.

    • Supraliminal
      Supraliminal 2007-09-12T04:50:57Z says:

      I think we need some of those japanese shark... ers.

    • Archman
      Archman 2007-09-12T04:59:21Z says:

      There is no Alba Nudity in Sin City or in any movie, trust me. Your dick tricks your eyes.

    • KojachBaumherr
      KojachBaumherr 2007-09-12T06:02:59Z says:

      Ok well I know what I've seen and it was fucking real.

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-09-12T06:26:47Z says:

      What, that cock in your ass?

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-09-12T06:27:11Z says:

      ....yeah, it was real.

    • Whakka
      Whakka 2007-09-12T10:54:31Z says:

      I´ve posted 2 videos that I believe are true nudes or possible but unlikely body doubles. probably gonna show up tomorrow

  • dolphinfish
    dolphinfish 2007-09-12T04:07:21Z says:

    Photoshopped, but the best I've seen. I'll pretend it's real.

  • Starrsky
    Starrsky 2007-09-12T04:07:45Z says:

    I think Jessica Alba is pretty, don't like that she doesn't want to be called a latina...but pretty none the less

    • Supraliminal
      Supraliminal 2007-09-12T04:15:26Z says:

      Well, to be fair, she's only, like, half hispanic.

    • Archman
      Archman 2007-09-12T04:15:58Z says:

      She's latina?

    • Starrsky
      Starrsky 2007-09-12T04:18:10Z says:

      so am I but I am of mexican heritage and I don't denounce it. My last name isn't hispanic though Alba is

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2007-09-12T04:20:28Z says:

      So you are half mexi-melt, one quarter black and a quarter jew?
      mutt

    • Starrsky
      Starrsky 2007-09-12T04:22:31Z says:

      acutally no jew, french and native american included in the mix

    • StretchNuts
      StretchNuts 2007-09-12T04:23:10Z says:

      Nice mexicans are good cooks and can fuck well, Jews can balance your check book and well 3 outa 4 aint bad

    • ButtholeShenanigans
      ButtholeShenanigans 2007-09-12T04:24:46Z says:

      suarez-veljohnsonberg

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-09-12T04:27:34Z says:

      @ starrsky, so does mixing all those ethnicities together get rid of that French and Mexican stench?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-09-12T04:29:30Z says:

      Starrsky is white.

    • Starrsky
      Starrsky 2007-09-12T04:30:37Z says:

      I think it does...my house doesn't smell like a mexicans house or like a french house, so I think i'm in the clear

    • Supraliminal
      Supraliminal 2007-09-12T04:31:22Z says:

      Mixed girls are usually hot.

      And my Hispanic friend says he hates the word "latina." Something about the origin of the word... I wasn't really paying attention.

    • Archman
      Archman 2007-09-12T04:39:39Z says:

      What Jessica Alba Says:
      I've got cousins galore. Mexicans just spread all their seeds. And the women just pop them out."
      "My grandfather was the only Mexican at his college, the only Hispanic person at work and the only one at the all-white country club. He tried to forget his Mexican roots, because he never wanted his kids to be made to feel different in America. He and my grandmother didn't speak Spanish to their children. Now, as a third-generation American, I feel as if I have finally cut loose."

      "My whole life, when I was growing up, not one race has ever accepted me, ... So I never felt connected or attached to any race specifically. I had a very American upbringing, I feel American, and I don't speak Spanish. So, to say that I'm a Latin actress, OK, but it's not fitting; it would be insincere."

      "My grandfather was the only one in our family to go to college. He made a choice not to speak Spanish in the house. He didn't want his kids to be different."

      "[Before] I always felt like such an outcast and now I feel like people are more diverse ethnically. I was always [self-conscious] of my puffy lips and darker skin when I was a kid, because I felt like I didn't fit in. And now its mainstream, and color isn't as big of a deal and if anything its better."[

    • Supraliminal
      Supraliminal 2007-09-12T04:42:51Z says:

      #1. Her grandfather was a twit.
      #2. I guess she's right in saying she's not really Hispanic. It's like those fucken guidos who rep being Italian, but don't know a word of Italian.
      #3. She's fucken hot and she was a child actress. She shouldn't be allowed to complain.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2007-09-12T04:45:20Z says:

      Hehehe, puffy lips.

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2007-09-12T05:34:07Z says:

      Hooooooly CRAP! Im definatly not interested to read all that Arch... Ill buy the cliffnotes or just watch the movie when it comes out

    • Archman
      Archman 2007-09-12T06:20:25Z says:

      Yeah, I didn't read it either. What does it say?

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-09-12T08:20:27Z says:

      something about her puffy lips and my penis.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-09-12T09:12:58Z says:

      Jesus, people's reading skills are seriously in decline, aren't they?

      Or maybe it's that attention spans are getting shorter.

      Took me 45 seconds to read it. Is that too long? Are you guys too busy to spare that time? Got some important appointments to get to?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-09-12T09:14:40Z says:

      And Asshat's reaction, "Hooooooly CRAP! Im definatly not interested to read all that"

      He was just shocked at the sheer length of it! Wow, that would take a lot of work to read.

      Quite sad, really.

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-09-12T09:35:08Z says:

      Hank, you're just phoning it in tonight...sober up will ya?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-09-12T09:39:36Z says:

      I am sober. Piss off, would you?

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-09-12T09:43:25Z says:

      ooooohhh, I got a good one........FUCK YOU!!!

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-09-12T09:44:32Z says:

      i read it. but arch threw the bait, it was too easy.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-09-12T09:49:06Z says:

      Super, try not to be such a little bitch.

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-09-12T09:49:58Z says:

      Hey, I just call the comments like I see them...

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-09-12T09:56:01Z says:

      aw.. here we go again..

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-09-12T09:58:38Z says:

      Zip it Vic.(no hard feelings) Common Hank!!!

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-09-12T10:06:58Z says:

      Hank, if you don't reply, I'm signing off. But, Your lackluster replys have left a tremendous void where your intelligence used to be....

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-09-12T10:13:05Z says:

      ok, it's 3:15am...I'm out.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-09-12T10:36:16Z says:

      Fuck off, you've been bird dogging me lately and it's getting irritating. Lackluster replies, as if you've got room to talk.

      Sorry, I didn't reply right away. I wanted to get a quickie in before I have to go to class. Nighty night Super. Say his to Mrs. Hand for me.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-09-12T16:26:11Z says:

      "can't we all just.. get along!?"

    • Delilah
      Delilah 2007-09-12T20:22:07Z says:

      no.

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-09-12T21:21:18Z says:

      We could, but that's not as fun.
      I'm just stirring the pot a little. It's getting too cozy 'round here.....

    • Archman
      Archman 2007-09-12T21:34:41Z says:

      FUCK EVERYONE BUT ME!

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-09-12T21:37:36Z says:

      WELL FUCK YOU ALL BACK THEN TOO, FUCKFACES!

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-09-12T21:45:57Z says:

      I didn't think you were old enough or big enough to curse Vic....

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-09-13T08:58:44Z says:

      since when is 12 years old not old enough!? you.. you poopiepants!!

  • espada9
    espada9 2007-09-12T04:22:21Z says:

    I know both of her second cousins, Steve and Micky, both were top pro skaters in the 80s.

    I know Steve still skates, I saw him on the North Shore of Oahu last year.

    http://www.salbaland.com/

    • Archman
      Archman 2007-09-12T04:40:39Z says:

      Can they get me some of her panties?

  • StretchNuts
    StretchNuts 2007-09-12T04:24:51Z says:

    I think the fake body actually takes away from it. Her head would go much better on a better body... for instance mine

    • Archman
      Archman 2007-09-12T05:00:04Z says:

      You're a woman?

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-09-12T05:05:28Z says:

      he used to be....

    • Archman
      Archman 2007-09-12T05:10:46Z says:

      In that case, I'm sure Vic is drooling over him/her.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-09-12T09:45:23Z says:

      i would never do that!*wipes away last bit of drool*

  • gta2800
    gta2800 2007-09-12T04:42:39Z says:

    FAKE!!!!!!!!!!

  • redheadedmutant
    redheadedmutant 2007-09-12T05:34:58Z says:

    Can you believe it?! I think a tear fell when I read that (it probably had something to do w/ the God-awful scan above). I never knew J. Alba whored herself around to every eligible bachelor in Hollywood. She slept around for the sake of ‘experiencing’ sleeping around. Here’s a snip from next month’s Cosmo in which she reveals some scandalous details.

    I just wanted to see what it was like to be with different people. I don’t think a girl’s a slut if she enjoys sex. I would have a one-night stand, and I’m not the kind of girl who looks over in the morning and is like, Do you really have to be here? I don’t need to cuddle and do all that stuff because I know what it is and I don’t try to make it more. I feel like a lot of women try to make it into more, so they don’t feel so bad about it just wanting to have sex. I don’t really have a problem with just wanting sex. Never have. Even when I was a virgin and wanted to marry the first guy who I slept with, I never passed any judgments about that. But now I’m done [with dating around]. -Cosmo’s Interview in their March Issue

    • Supraliminal
      Supraliminal 2007-09-12T05:41:51Z says:

      #1. Don't tell anyone you read Cosmo.
      #2. Yeah, I never liked her in any way besides physically. She looks stupid as shit and I wouldn't doubt it if she said she slept with a 100 guys a year.

    • Archman
      Archman 2007-09-12T06:22:39Z says:

      I wish more women were like her, not ashamed to have sex because they like it. Doesn't mean you have to be a slut either though.

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2007-09-12T07:23:07Z says:

      *Reads Cosmo, on the phone with the hair club for men, at the tatoo shop while waiting for a UPS shipment of HGH.*

    • redheadedmutant
      redheadedmutant 2007-09-12T07:56:44Z says:

      Rolandofgilead why dont you get back to your job of pulling of horses with your ass cheeks ?

    • Supraliminal
      Supraliminal 2007-09-12T08:00:12Z says:

      There's a difference between ashamed to have sex and telling people, "I du mass 1 nite standz cum 1 cum all."

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2007-09-12T08:03:43Z says:

      enjoying sex does not make youa slut.. enjoying sex with many different men is what makes youa slut. so please shes a slut plain and simple.. hot as fucking all hell but still a slut.. just liek if a guy had sex with tons of women hes a slut too.. he can enjoy sex but he and alba cant be mad when people call them sluts.. cause they are if its with a ton of guys or girls.

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2007-09-12T08:10:34Z says:

      redhead, "pulling of horses?"

      Jackass...

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-09-12T09:18:49Z says:

      C'mon Morph, you can't pull that 'If a guy ahs sex with lots of women, he's a slut, too.'

      It doesn't work that way. Men don't get called sluts, because slut is a sexist term used specifically for women.

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-09-12T13:10:15Z says:

      I use it to refer to men too. I'm taking it back.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-09-12T14:07:21Z says:

      You might say it to a man, but it's really like something to be proud of for a man. For a women, it's supposed to be shameful.

      I agree with Alba 100%. Women (and men)need to throw off that kind of thinking.

    • Supraliminal
      Supraliminal 2007-09-12T16:54:20Z says:

      You slut.

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-09-12T21:23:26Z says:

      I agree with Hank.

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posted September 12, 2007

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