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I'd hit it... first?
Can I hit it second?
Its a bad fake the eyes arent even the same, but thats a smoken body, very nice.
Too bad boys, I already claimed her, since the movie Honey came out.
Why... Why the fuck would you watch Honey?
because Jesica Alba is fucking hot thats why.
aww come on leela, cant we share? puh puh puh please?
sorry leela i hit that back when dark angel came out
I called it during Flipper.
@ Batman since you said please you can have her on mondays, & wensdays.
thanx! i'll <3 u forever now
Dark angel, touche Monkito, i still claim her.
She was 15-17 during Flipper. I think I win.
She can lick the dangle-berries that linger around my asshole.
i heard she got std´s !
I heard you got killed.....
you, got me there supra. but i still say she's mine.
If all of you were smart you would by the movie the Sleeping Dictionary, in which she is topless....
whitch STD's?
buy even *
i prefer for Leela to have her...especially if i get her on Mondays and Wednesdays....What r u talking about plantshit? i doubt she has STDs, but i would gladly take a look to see...i know what a trojan is
Really i had't seen any previews of that movie, I'll have to see if I can find here at the local movie store.
Who are all you people? And why are you 'getting along'?
Where have you been? You piece of kangaroo excrement?
@electro well im new here so ill introduce myself...Im the caped crusader, i lurk in the shadows, i'm a creature of the night, and i have a little bit of what u'd call a weed problem
Weed isn't your only problem.
@balls oh? and what exactly is the rest of my problem?
Ahh, I'll answer that....You're stupid....
*DING DING DING* we have a winner, folks!
Isn't teamwork grand.
since when is smokin weed a problem
Since never.
so.. when did never start again?
Right before forever.
Woah, dude... what were we just talking about?
i called her when she was in idle hands
i think she got hepatic B or C from john clease from 2 and half man .
the hot shot guy whats his name?
charleeee...cmon charleey....
...chaaarleeey.....
chaplain
Yah the movie is like 3 years old but it never made it into theaters. There is only like 1 scene with her topless, was well worth it though :D
I wish it was real. She is so damn hot. In the top 5 for sure.
top 5 of?
Arch's hand candy. Starr still holds a steady position on #2 for him.
The hottest Celebs list.
Celeb woman. Close one there.
Damn, I'm late......
Shit....and YES Arch, it's yours.
Oh pleas, Super. Everyone knows what a whore you are.
What, you think it's yours, Smerf?
what?
Supernova called dibs, I guess.
no way. i called dibs when i was still in the womb, that's not fair!
Wow whoever thinks that's real is a fucking moron. I've seen her naked in a video she made when she was still a teenager. Her tits are huge, real and her nipples look nothing like that. She wasn't shaved in that video either, and she was just dancing around not fucking someone.
That was a body double.
And I believe the only real one is the one where she's at some award show and the camera flash kinda shows you her top.
Yeah, I think you've been scamed my friend. There is no real Alba nude video. Trust me.
Yeah Supra, you're right, she did some photos for maxim where you get to see the side of her ass too. They're pretty good.
Well whadya know. This is why there is only Mucho.
http://www.muchosucko.com/show/alba_ass_grabber-21137/search
http://www.muchosucko.com/show/jessica_alba-21138/search
http://www.muchosucko.com/show/jessica_alba-3463/search
I don't think that's her in that Video though.
There is no real Alba at all. Sony, aliens, and the Swedish made her up... totally animatronic...
My encyclopedic knowledge of celebrities doing nudity is astonishingly sad.
I have a shot from Sin City that shows her nipples I thought it was real.
I think we need some of those japanese shark... ers.
There is no Alba Nudity in Sin City or in any movie, trust me. Your dick tricks your eyes.
Ok well I know what I've seen and it was fucking real.
What, that cock in your ass?
....yeah, it was real.
I´ve posted 2 videos that I believe are true nudes or possible but unlikely body doubles. probably gonna show up tomorrow
Photoshopped, but the best I've seen. I'll pretend it's real.
I think Jessica Alba is pretty, don't like that she doesn't want to be called a latina...but pretty none the less
Well, to be fair, she's only, like, half hispanic.
She's latina?
so am I but I am of mexican heritage and I don't denounce it. My last name isn't hispanic though Alba is
So you are half mexi-melt, one quarter black and a quarter jew?
mutt
acutally no jew, french and native american included in the mix
Nice mexicans are good cooks and can fuck well, Jews can balance your check book and well 3 outa 4 aint bad
suarez-veljohnsonberg
@ starrsky, so does mixing all those ethnicities together get rid of that French and Mexican stench?
Starrsky is white.
I think it does...my house doesn't smell like a mexicans house or like a french house, so I think i'm in the clear
Mixed girls are usually hot.
And my Hispanic friend says he hates the word "latina." Something about the origin of the word... I wasn't really paying attention.
What Jessica Alba Says:
I've got cousins galore. Mexicans just spread all their seeds. And the women just pop them out."
"My grandfather was the only Mexican at his college, the only Hispanic person at work and the only one at the all-white country club. He tried to forget his Mexican roots, because he never wanted his kids to be made to feel different in America. He and my grandmother didn't speak Spanish to their children. Now, as a third-generation American, I feel as if I have finally cut loose."
"My whole life, when I was growing up, not one race has ever accepted me, ... So I never felt connected or attached to any race specifically. I had a very American upbringing, I feel American, and I don't speak Spanish. So, to say that I'm a Latin actress, OK, but it's not fitting; it would be insincere."
"My grandfather was the only one in our family to go to college. He made a choice not to speak Spanish in the house. He didn't want his kids to be different."
"[Before] I always felt like such an outcast and now I feel like people are more diverse ethnically. I was always [self-conscious] of my puffy lips and darker skin when I was a kid, because I felt like I didn't fit in. And now its mainstream, and color isn't as big of a deal and if anything its better."[
#1. Her grandfather was a twit.
#2. I guess she's right in saying she's not really Hispanic. It's like those fucken guidos who rep being Italian, but don't know a word of Italian.
#3. She's fucken hot and she was a child actress. She shouldn't be allowed to complain.
Hehehe, puffy lips.
Hooooooly CRAP! Im definatly not interested to read all that Arch... Ill buy the cliffnotes or just watch the movie when it comes out
Yeah, I didn't read it either. What does it say?
something about her puffy lips and my penis.
Jesus, people's reading skills are seriously in decline, aren't they?
Or maybe it's that attention spans are getting shorter.
Took me 45 seconds to read it. Is that too long? Are you guys too busy to spare that time? Got some important appointments to get to?
And Asshat's reaction, "Hooooooly CRAP! Im definatly not interested to read all that"
He was just shocked at the sheer length of it! Wow, that would take a lot of work to read.
Quite sad, really.
Hank, you're just phoning it in tonight...sober up will ya?
I am sober. Piss off, would you?
ooooohhh, I got a good one........FUCK YOU!!!
i read it. but arch threw the bait, it was too easy.
Super, try not to be such a little bitch.
Hey, I just call the comments like I see them...
aw.. here we go again..
Zip it Vic.(no hard feelings) Common Hank!!!
Hank, if you don't reply, I'm signing off. But, Your lackluster replys have left a tremendous void where your intelligence used to be....
ok, it's 3:15am...I'm out.
Fuck off, you've been bird dogging me lately and it's getting irritating. Lackluster replies, as if you've got room to talk.
Sorry, I didn't reply right away. I wanted to get a quickie in before I have to go to class. Nighty night Super. Say his to Mrs. Hand for me.
"can't we all just.. get along!?"
no.
We could, but that's not as fun.
I'm just stirring the pot a little. It's getting too cozy 'round here.....
FUCK EVERYONE BUT ME!
WELL FUCK YOU ALL BACK THEN TOO, FUCKFACES!
I didn't think you were old enough or big enough to curse Vic....
since when is 12 years old not old enough!? you.. you poopiepants!!
I know both of her second cousins, Steve and Micky, both were top pro skaters in the 80s.
I know Steve still skates, I saw him on the North Shore of Oahu last year.
http://www.salbaland.com/
Can they get me some of her panties?
I think the fake body actually takes away from it. Her head would go much better on a better body... for instance mine
You're a woman?
he used to be....
In that case, I'm sure Vic is drooling over him/her.
i would never do that!*wipes away last bit of drool*
FAKE!!!!!!!!!!
Can you believe it?! I think a tear fell when I read that (it probably had something to do w/ the God-awful scan above). I never knew J. Alba whored herself around to every eligible bachelor in Hollywood. She slept around for the sake of ‘experiencing’ sleeping around. Here’s a snip from next month’s Cosmo in which she reveals some scandalous details.
I just wanted to see what it was like to be with different people. I don’t think a girl’s a slut if she enjoys sex. I would have a one-night stand, and I’m not the kind of girl who looks over in the morning and is like, Do you really have to be here? I don’t need to cuddle and do all that stuff because I know what it is and I don’t try to make it more. I feel like a lot of women try to make it into more, so they don’t feel so bad about it just wanting to have sex. I don’t really have a problem with just wanting sex. Never have. Even when I was a virgin and wanted to marry the first guy who I slept with, I never passed any judgments about that. But now I’m done [with dating around]. -Cosmo’s Interview in their March Issue
#1. Don't tell anyone you read Cosmo.
#2. Yeah, I never liked her in any way besides physically. She looks stupid as shit and I wouldn't doubt it if she said she slept with a 100 guys a year.
I wish more women were like her, not ashamed to have sex because they like it. Doesn't mean you have to be a slut either though.
*Reads Cosmo, on the phone with the hair club for men, at the tatoo shop while waiting for a UPS shipment of HGH.*
Rolandofgilead why dont you get back to your job of pulling of horses with your ass cheeks ?
There's a difference between ashamed to have sex and telling people, "I du mass 1 nite standz cum 1 cum all."
enjoying sex does not make youa slut.. enjoying sex with many different men is what makes youa slut. so please shes a slut plain and simple.. hot as fucking all hell but still a slut.. just liek if a guy had sex with tons of women hes a slut too.. he can enjoy sex but he and alba cant be mad when people call them sluts.. cause they are if its with a ton of guys or girls.
redhead, "pulling of horses?"
Jackass...
C'mon Morph, you can't pull that 'If a guy ahs sex with lots of women, he's a slut, too.'
It doesn't work that way. Men don't get called sluts, because slut is a sexist term used specifically for women.
I use it to refer to men too. I'm taking it back.
You might say it to a man, but it's really like something to be proud of for a man. For a women, it's supposed to be shameful.
I agree with Alba 100%. Women (and men)need to throw off that kind of thinking.
You slut.
I agree with Hank.