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  • Fedarodang
    Fedarodang 2008-11-04T05:11:45Z says:

    I see a couple hairs.

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2008-11-04T05:19:43Z says:

      Just the image that Nickelodeon was going for, I'm sure.

    • staples
      staples 2008-11-04T05:27:09Z says:

      DAMN IT!!! theres no mature material this day FUCK!!!!

    • staples
      staples 2008-11-04T05:29:12Z says:

      ohh never mine... the videos just loaded... mmmmmmm.

    • IamTheGreatest
      IamTheGreatest 2008-11-04T05:46:10Z says:

      shut the fuck up, noob.^

    • staples
      staples 2008-11-04T06:04:43Z says:

      your name is a lie

    • possum
      possum 2008-11-04T06:19:41Z says:

      your name is a discount office-supply store

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-11-04T08:28:18Z says:

      Possum wins.

    • staples
      staples 2008-11-04T14:19:57Z says:

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

    • monkfish
      monkfish 2008-11-04T16:20:22Z says:

      yes.

    • staples
      staples 2008-11-04T23:19:02Z says:

      ok....
      *sniff

    • zxcv
      zxcv 2008-11-05T01:03:24Z says:

      Yea, smell his ass, you loser!

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2008-11-05T08:55:53Z says:

      possum ftw

    • xyulie9
      xyulie9 2008-11-12T03:51:35Z says:

      gentlemen, gentlemen please. Let's stop the bickering and come together on the important issue here....Jessica Alba

  • ncz-
    ncz- 2008-11-04T05:12:20Z says:

    That looks pretty real... or a really fucking good photoshop.

    • Sociopath
      Sociopath 2008-11-04T11:13:13Z says:

      How hard could it possibly be to photoshop that?

  • abortedjesus
    abortedjesus 2008-11-04T05:17:14Z says:

    Show us the other side.

    • MisterBanksIII
      MisterBanksIII 2008-11-04T06:02:46Z says:

      What? Her hairy asscrack?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-11-04T06:13:01Z says:

      Why not?

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-11-04T10:25:07Z says:

      my asscracks hairy , anybody wanna see ?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-11-04T11:13:42Z says:

      Sure, send in a pic.

    • FLFisher
      FLFisher 2008-11-05T00:23:44Z says:

      ^This man does not represent me.

    • cdbsr00
      cdbsr00 2008-11-05T04:03:41Z says:

      just cums in you, like the neighborhood priest used to do

  • Agent-G
    Agent-G 2008-11-04T05:18:49Z says:

    fuck Kid's Choice, that there is My Choice

  • JamesTKirk
    JamesTKirk 2008-11-04T05:24:57Z says:

    Looks like she had her appendix done too...

  • SteeLxLiver
    SteeLxLiver 2008-11-04T05:25:07Z says:

    My choice awards...

  • postalvag
    postalvag 2008-11-04T05:27:18Z says:

    i have that scat. had some stomach problems when i was 3

    • postalvag
      postalvag 2008-11-04T05:38:56Z says:

      *scar

    • Mannynub
      Mannynub 2008-11-04T07:50:35Z says:

      No, I think you were right the first time.

  • toolman961
    toolman961 2008-11-04T05:28:07Z says:

    Am I aloud to fuck her?

    • possum
      possum 2008-11-04T05:39:01Z says:

      yup tool she's legal
      you can fuck her aloud
      or even aquiet if you'd rather

    • postalvag
      postalvag 2008-11-04T05:39:40Z says:

      your volume wont get you that far buddy. oh and you are NOT allowed to fuck her.

    • possum
      possum 2008-11-04T05:53:37Z says:

      ^doesnt really have much of a clue

  • skulk
    skulk 2008-11-04T05:32:06Z says:

    sup flat chest

    • staples
      staples 2008-11-04T05:44:02Z says:

      does not mean she is not Fire hot

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-11-04T06:11:05Z says:

      No, but the fact that she is skinnier than a famine victim does.

    • Mannynub
      Mannynub 2008-11-04T07:51:05Z says:

      Famine victims are hot. Especially the ones that live in Africa.

  • DoubleTake
    DoubleTake 2008-11-04T05:45:29Z says:

    Pubic hair went out of style in the late 90's!

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-11-04T05:50:04Z says:

      So what am I supposed to do with mine?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-11-04T06:11:35Z says:

      Pubic hair is not a style.

    • possum
      possum 2008-11-04T06:25:56Z says:

      hank - splain that one. i think i get it, and even agree with it....but could use further enlightenment
      ps - tool? try a "mohawk sideways" kinda thing...the young chicks dig it

    • BigDumbHippy
      BigDumbHippy 2008-11-04T09:13:38Z says:

      its a way of life

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2008-11-04T17:42:19Z says:

      I think you meant to say: "Pubic hair went out of FASHION in the late 90's". -And, it was '88, actually.

    • possum
      possum 2008-11-05T05:37:00Z says:

      okay, claude - what happened in '88?...(besides me eating lots of acid)....

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2008-11-05T08:57:26Z says:

      i discovered raves

  • ShadowMoses
    ShadowMoses 2008-11-04T07:07:42Z says:

    At least it's not trailing up to her belly button. Damn, I hate that.

  • Emper0rr
    Emper0rr 2008-11-04T07:46:25Z says:

    Alba is so overrated, no tits, no ass. Plus, we now find she has a bush. Bald eagles = win, Alba = lose.

    • CrackaLacka
      CrackaLacka 2008-11-04T08:06:03Z says:

      Couldn't agree more, I mean holy shit she's wayyyyyy overated.

    • BigDumbHippy
      BigDumbHippy 2008-11-04T09:14:07Z says:

      she's ugly

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-11-04T14:21:08Z says:

      You fellas are as queer as Irish.

    • PatchworkGorilla
      PatchworkGorilla 2008-11-04T21:47:16Z says:

      As long as it's tame, bush's are sexy.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-11-04T22:08:42Z says:

      ^true that , i always trim mine

  • Soah
    Soah 2008-11-04T08:24:42Z says:

    i don't get what the hell anyone is talking about. i see no pubis. just some threads from her jeans.

  • AGENToo8
    AGENToo8 2008-11-04T08:42:13Z says:

    :: id eat that PUSSY ::

  • -Morph-
    -Morph- 2008-11-04T09:04:57Z says:

    hair or no hair shes perfect

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-11-04T09:16:18Z says:

      She needs to put on a few pounds.

    • Bull
      Bull 2008-11-04T09:42:24Z says:

      200 pounds right here to put on her.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-11-04T11:15:15Z says:

      200 pounds of shit.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-11-04T13:50:16Z says:

      She really is about damn perfect.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-11-04T14:07:47Z says:

      Not really.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-11-04T14:21:12Z says:

      She looked pretty damn good in some scuba diving action movie I half watched on tv the other day.

    • dik
      dik 2008-11-04T14:31:05Z says:

      sounds like a great motion picture

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-11-04T14:37:46Z says:

      I wish I had payed more attention to it. The guy from The Fast and The Furious was in it too so it had to be awesome.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-11-04T16:19:00Z says:

      ^gay

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-11-04T22:58:26Z says:

      that movie is called the blue streak or something

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-11-04T23:28:59Z says:

      Nah, Blue Streak is Martin Lawrence as a thief pretending to be a cop.

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2008-11-05T00:07:27Z says:

      blue crush?

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-11-05T00:54:44Z says:

      Into The Blue

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-11-05T01:02:01Z says:

      Into the Blue, you fucking noobs.

      Her arse in that film, wow...just...wow!

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-11-05T05:04:07Z says:

      Blue Crush was good too. That chick was banging in that flick.

  • fries-please
    fries-please 2008-11-04T10:26:36Z says:

    im pretty sure thats just some fraying on the jeans buts its nice that all you dumbasses think it might be pubid hair

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-11-04T10:27:30Z says:

      *pubic

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-11-04T14:22:47Z says:

      Of course that is just from he jeans. & you're right about your second point too, they are all dumbasses.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-11-04T14:33:39Z says:

      Yeah, they are all dumbasses.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-11-04T14:59:43Z says:

      Especially you and Fries.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-11-04T15:26:45Z says:

      ^thinks its really pubic hair

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-11-04T16:26:18Z says:

      ^^Dumbest person on mucho

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-11-05T02:37:35Z says:

      ^Dumbest person that has ever existed or ever will exist. (Except for Fries, who is way dumber.)

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-11-05T03:06:28Z says:

      ^ Has his mother in law help him type.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-11-05T03:12:43Z says:

      Ha! My monster-in-law, whom I have affectionately nicknamed The Badger, doesn't know any English.

      Also, I would never let her see this site. She has enough on her hands just co-existing with a foreign barbarian.

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-11-05T03:13:56Z says:

      ^made no sense.

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-11-05T03:14:35Z says:

      Shit hank, quit fucking up my lame comments, will you?

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-11-05T03:18:54Z says:

      James you tit. You will see from Hanks reply that my comment was very easy to understand & reply to. What the hell are you taking?

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-11-05T03:22:02Z says:

      Go enema some tea. What did his mother-in-law have to do with him being dumb?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-11-05T03:27:10Z says:

      What the fuck are you talking about, Kirk?

      Oh, I get it. I interposted on you. Sorry, dude.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-11-05T03:29:18Z says:

      I'm at the office now. Luckily, my monster-in-law is so small, I can carry her in my pocket whereever I go.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-11-05T03:30:55Z says:

      It was an insinuation that he couldn't do it himself. Christ man, keep the fuck up!

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2008-11-05T08:59:24Z says:

      badger badger badger

  • Brembo66
    Brembo66 2008-11-04T13:26:41Z says:

    Alba has a hairy ass. So since that one pic showed the obvious, I bet she does shave.

  • elchris
    elchris 2008-11-04T15:37:29Z says:

    whos this titless bitch again?

  • Romeo2000
    Romeo2000 2008-11-04T16:14:31Z says:

    yes. she's hot. i like skinny girls.
    (though i think she's almost too thin)

  • SonOfDiablo
    SonOfDiablo 2008-11-04T18:27:58Z says:

    Although very hot, she's still tainted after getting some of Derek Jeters diseased cock. Just one more way the Yankees like to screw everyone over.

    • dik
      dik 2008-11-04T18:43:24Z says:

      i almost thought you said talented..now that might have been funny

    • yak
      yak 2008-11-04T23:11:44Z says:

      i misread it as well as talented :( and was like... uh.. what the fuck.

  • SweatyPete
    SweatyPete 2008-11-05T01:51:21Z says:

    She's pretty hot, but she's also a tremendous bitch.

PatchworkGorilla
posted November 04, 2008

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