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Yea, little does Jesus know that this trucker has been up for 78 hours and fuelled by meth and coke. The black man didn't have a chance anyway....
Looks like hes already hit a few somethings judging by the entire missing cab
yeah, just the door there, I noticed that
Are blacks still worth 20 points? You'd think it would go down with so many running the streets cheering for Barrack Osama
Higher points if it risks damaging your vehicle. Wheelchair - 100 Wheelchair fatty - 150 Michael moore - 550
Propane truck- 551
This is about as shady as the ghost of human kindness.
I'd so give jesus a ride just to run over a black person
Seconded
skeet skeet skeet skeet
Jesus wears eyeliner?
Jesus be Goth.
jesus.. the ultimate emokid.
Jesus bled and wept for you all.
Good
ooh loslobos is going to hell
look close - it aint jesus, it's charle manson
Jesus threw in a reach around and it was a done deal.
Sunday School flashback,Hank?
Pre-school flashback driver?
No, it's Dik. Every Easter Sunday he puts on a robe and waits in the back of some company's van.
I can't say that I couldn't see that happening.
that's how he gets to the beer store
Bill Pullman drives trucks with Jesus?
lol..yeah, it DOES look like him, don't it?..lol...
this looks like the old hess to me
are you guys talking about Jesus Rodriguez?
Doesn't he play for the Angels?
you're thinking of Jesus Delgado. They're both brown so who gives a shit, right?
FAKE, Jesus doesn't speak English.
(in tongues) you see he's about to slip him one
Listen to the voices, Johnny...
I think a more appropriate caption for the last line would be "then you need to get into heaven through the 'back door!'" Jesus looks as if he's about to have gay sex from behind.
and the driver looks none to excited about that prospect.
shouldnt they be wearing seatbelts...
It is the law now. Pennsylvania's catch phrase:Click it, or ticket
Seatbelts in a truck?
'Clunk click every trip'
Never in a million years, you simply don't have seatbelts in a truck.
You don't have to wear seatbelts in a pick up here.
California also uses "click it, or ticket".
I never pick up hitch hikers.
The FBI agent from Twin Peaks became a truck driver?
I always thought Jesus was black...
well you thought wrong then ya heathen
He's a woman.
Then it'd be "She's a woman".
Not if he was born a man first. See where I'm going with this?
this must be in Utah - thats where god talks to you if you wear majic underpants
You mean my magic underpants won't work here in Massachusetts? Fuck, and I just bought these too.
Jack Black and John Larroquette are truck drivers?
the lol killed it for me
Holy JesusThe church is a dirty place
VoteWho are you voting for?
Weapons of mass destruction?Or just an honest mistake?
God Does Bless AmericaSo FUCK YOU!!!!!
I like my girls tuff but this bitch needs to get rapedbut then again the guys face made it all worth it.
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Jesus SavesI bet he prayed like hell for salvation...
AsiansOh my god its jackie chan!
Wow, imagine the shame twiceFirst, he passed out and owned, then he got his pic on the wrong caption!
Fly, Doggie Fly!WHEEEEEEEeeee!
anal platesomeone really likes it... perhaps pink sock as well
make your ownsubmit stuff for these guys to cheer about.
heheeheheOh yeah!
Driving Panda.ROFL.
ArabArab ass-head
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Comments to Jesus drive-by lol
Yea, little does Jesus know that this trucker has been up for 78 hours and fuelled by meth and coke. The black man didn't have a chance anyway....
Looks like hes already hit a few somethings judging by the entire missing cab
yeah, just the door there, I noticed that
Are blacks still worth 20 points? You'd think it would go down with so many running the streets cheering for Barrack Osama
Higher points if it risks damaging your vehicle.
Wheelchair - 100
Wheelchair fatty - 150
Michael moore - 550
Propane truck- 551
This is about as shady as the ghost of human kindness.
I'd so give jesus a ride just to run over a black person
Seconded
skeet skeet skeet skeet
Jesus wears eyeliner?
Jesus be Goth.
jesus.. the ultimate emokid.
Jesus bled and wept for you all.
Good
ooh loslobos is going to hell
look close - it aint jesus, it's charle manson
Jesus threw in a reach around and it was a done deal.
Sunday School flashback,Hank?
Pre-school flashback driver?
No, it's Dik. Every Easter Sunday he puts on a robe and waits in the back of some company's van.
I can't say that I couldn't see that happening.
that's how he gets to the beer store
Bill Pullman drives trucks with Jesus?
lol..yeah, it DOES look like him, don't it?..lol...
this looks like the old hess to me
are you guys talking about Jesus Rodriguez?
Doesn't he play for the Angels?
you're thinking of Jesus Delgado. They're both brown so who gives a shit, right?
FAKE, Jesus doesn't speak English.
(in tongues) you see he's about to slip him one
Listen to the voices, Johnny...
I think a more appropriate caption for the last line would be "then you need to get into heaven through the 'back door!'" Jesus looks as if he's about to have gay sex from behind.
and the driver looks none to excited about that prospect.
shouldnt they be wearing seatbelts...
It is the law now.
Pennsylvania's catch phrase:Click it, or ticket
Seatbelts in a truck?
'Clunk click every trip'
Never in a million years, you simply don't have seatbelts in a truck.
You don't have to wear seatbelts in a pick up here.
California also uses "click it, or ticket".
I never pick up hitch hikers.
The FBI agent from Twin Peaks became a truck driver?
I always thought Jesus was black...
well you thought wrong then ya heathen
He's a woman.
Then it'd be "She's a woman".
Not if he was born a man first. See where I'm going with this?
this must be in Utah - thats where god talks to you if you wear majic underpants
You mean my magic underpants won't work here in Massachusetts? Fuck, and I just bought these too.
Jack Black and John Larroquette are truck drivers?
the lol killed it for me