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  • JamesTKirk
    JamesTKirk 2008-09-02T04:14:52Z says:

    Yea, little does Jesus know that this trucker has been up for 78 hours and fuelled by meth and coke. The black man didn't have a chance anyway....

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2008-09-02T04:35:34Z says:

      Looks like hes already hit a few somethings judging by the entire missing cab

    • XtheRodX
      XtheRodX 2008-09-02T05:25:19Z says:

      yeah, just the door there, I noticed that

    • Brembo66
      Brembo66 2008-09-02T16:53:29Z says:

      Are blacks still worth 20 points? You'd think it would go down with so many running the streets cheering for Barrack Osama

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2008-09-03T02:49:23Z says:

      Higher points if it risks damaging your vehicle.
      Wheelchair - 100
      Wheelchair fatty - 150
      Michael moore - 550

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2008-09-03T04:14:25Z says:

      Propane truck- 551

  • Kilo-Maniac
    Kilo-Maniac 2008-09-02T04:14:55Z says:

    This is about as shady as the ghost of human kindness.

  • stringsNstuff
    stringsNstuff 2008-09-02T04:19:05Z says:

    I'd so give jesus a ride just to run over a black person

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2008-09-02T04:22:56Z says:

      Seconded

    • j0sh8790
      j0sh8790 2008-09-02T16:26:40Z says:

      skeet skeet skeet skeet

  • Asphalt
    Asphalt 2008-09-02T04:23:34Z says:

    Jesus wears eyeliner?

    • redrighthand
      redrighthand 2008-09-02T06:43:37Z says:

      Jesus be Goth.

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2008-09-02T07:23:45Z says:

      jesus.. the ultimate emokid.

    • leper-chaun
      leper-chaun 2008-09-02T15:26:22Z says:

      Jesus bled and wept for you all.

    • loslobos
      loslobos 2008-09-02T17:56:18Z says:

      Good

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-09-02T21:11:18Z says:

      ooh loslobos is going to hell

    • possum
      possum 2008-09-03T03:23:34Z says:

      look close - it aint jesus, it's charle manson

  • HankChinaski
    HankChinaski 2008-09-02T04:27:00Z says:

    Jesus threw in a reach around and it was a done deal.

    • diverjames
      diverjames 2008-09-02T04:29:53Z says:

      Sunday School flashback,Hank?

    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS 2008-09-02T04:37:54Z says:

      Pre-school flashback driver?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-09-02T06:42:43Z says:

      No, it's Dik. Every Easter Sunday he puts on a robe and waits in the back of some company's van.

    • MassAttack
      MassAttack 2008-09-02T06:51:10Z says:

      I can't say that I couldn't see that happening.

    • sasquatch
      sasquatch 2008-09-03T01:30:30Z says:

      that's how he gets to the beer store

  • Rompipalle
    Rompipalle 2008-09-02T05:07:16Z says:

    Bill Pullman drives trucks with Jesus?

    • StickyBeets
      StickyBeets 2008-09-02T05:14:17Z says:

      lol..yeah, it DOES look like him, don't it?..lol...

    • sasquatch
      sasquatch 2008-09-03T01:34:02Z says:

      this looks like the old hess to me

  • AlbinoNegroLover
    AlbinoNegroLover 2008-09-02T06:35:52Z says:

    are you guys talking about Jesus Rodriguez?

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-09-02T07:20:57Z says:

      Doesn't he play for the Angels?

    • SpankysQuest
      SpankysQuest 2008-09-02T11:47:16Z says:

      you're thinking of Jesus Delgado. They're both brown so who gives a shit, right?

  • MassAttack
    MassAttack 2008-09-02T06:51:33Z says:

    FAKE, Jesus doesn't speak English.

    • SummerTlMEbrews
      SummerTlMEbrews 2008-09-02T12:29:16Z says:

      (in tongues) you see he's about to slip him one

  • Wario7793
    Wario7793 2008-09-02T08:22:49Z says:

    Listen to the voices, Johnny...

  • HypoLuxaHermesPan
    HypoLuxaHermesPan 2008-09-02T09:21:16Z says:

    I think a more appropriate caption for the last line would be "then you need to get into heaven through the 'back door!'" Jesus looks as if he's about to have gay sex from behind.

    • SpankysQuest
      SpankysQuest 2008-09-02T11:48:00Z says:

      and the driver looks none to excited about that prospect.

  • fries-please
    fries-please 2008-09-02T12:21:39Z says:

    shouldnt they be wearing seatbelts...

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-09-02T13:40:44Z says:

      It is the law now.

      Pennsylvania's catch phrase:Click it, or ticket

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-09-02T17:04:40Z says:

      Seatbelts in a truck?

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-09-02T17:33:47Z says:

      'Clunk click every trip'

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-09-03T00:34:07Z says:

      Never in a million years, you simply don't have seatbelts in a truck.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-09-03T00:40:41Z says:

      You don't have to wear seatbelts in a pick up here.

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-09-03T00:59:17Z says:

      California also uses "click it, or ticket".

  • toolman961
    toolman961 2008-09-02T13:41:36Z says:

    I never pick up hitch hikers.

  • El_Wanko
    El_Wanko 2008-09-02T16:03:58Z says:

    The FBI agent from Twin Peaks became a truck driver?

  • loslobos
    loslobos 2008-09-02T17:57:20Z says:

    I always thought Jesus was black...

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-09-02T18:08:41Z says:

      well you thought wrong then ya heathen

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-09-02T19:00:22Z says:

      He's a woman.

    • MassAttack
      MassAttack 2008-09-02T20:55:30Z says:

      Then it'd be "She's a woman".

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-09-03T01:14:40Z says:

      Not if he was born a man first. See where I'm going with this?

  • suckomucho
    suckomucho 2008-09-02T19:54:05Z says:

    this must be in Utah - thats where god talks to you if you wear majic underpants

    • MassAttack
      MassAttack 2008-09-02T20:56:13Z says:

      You mean my magic underpants won't work here in Massachusetts? Fuck, and I just bought these too.

  • ClaudeBallz
    ClaudeBallz 2008-09-02T22:34:46Z says:

    Jack Black and John Larroquette are truck drivers?

  • NikoxBellic
    NikoxBellic 2008-09-03T02:17:32Z says:

    the lol killed it for me

AlbinoNegroLover
posted September 02, 2008