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  • Kirkms
    JamesTKirk says:

    Yea, little does Jesus know that this trucker has been up for 78 hours and fuelled by meth and coke. The black man didn't have a chance anyway....

    2008-09-02T04:14:52Z
    • Uber_icon
      Asphalt says:

      Looks like hes already hit a few somethings judging by the entire missing cab

      2008-09-02T04:35:34Z
    • Me
      XtheRodX says:

      yeah, just the door there, I noticed that

      2008-09-02T05:25:19Z
    • Myharley
      Brembo66 says:

      Are blacks still worth 20 points? You'd think it would go down with so many running the streets cheering for Barrack Osama

      2008-09-02T16:53:29Z
    • Lepprntava

      Higher points if it risks damaging your vehicle.
      Wheelchair - 100
      Wheelchair fatty - 150
      Michael moore - 550

      2008-09-03T02:49:23Z
    • Uber_icon
      Asphalt says:

      Propane truck- 551

      2008-09-03T04:14:25Z
  • Ava

    This is about as shady as the ghost of human kindness.

    2008-09-02T04:14:55Z
  • Jazzlll

    I'd so give jesus a ride just to run over a black person

    2008-09-02T04:19:05Z
    • 44279878_c5f291a253_m-75x75

      Seconded

      2008-09-02T04:22:56Z
    • Captain_spaulding
      j0sh8790 says:

      skeet skeet skeet skeet

      2008-09-02T16:26:40Z
  • Uber_icon
    Asphalt says:

    Jesus wears eyeliner?

    2008-09-02T04:23:34Z
    • Sillywalk_1_

      Jesus be Goth.

      2008-09-02T06:43:37Z
    • Dragon-avatarsmall
      -Morph- says:

      jesus.. the ultimate emokid.

      2008-09-02T07:23:45Z
    • Allisvanity

      Jesus bled and wept for you all.

      2008-09-02T15:26:22Z
    • Dog_with_tits
      loslobos says:

      Good

      2008-09-02T17:56:18Z
    • Picture_0102

      ooh loslobos is going to hell

      2008-09-02T21:11:18Z
    • _fear_of_music__sleeve
      possum says:

      look close - it aint jesus, it's charle manson

      2008-09-03T03:23:34Z
  • Bukowski2

    Jesus threw in a reach around and it was a done deal.

    2008-09-02T04:27:00Z
    • 16x16
      diverjames says:

      Sunday School flashback,Hank?

      2008-09-02T04:29:53Z
    • Irishhedgehog
      PUSSYHANDS says:

      Pre-school flashback driver?

      2008-09-02T04:37:54Z
    • Bukowski2

      No, it's Dik. Every Easter Sunday he puts on a robe and waits in the back of some company's van.

      2008-09-02T06:42:43Z
    • 16x16
      MassAttack says:

      I can't say that I couldn't see that happening.

      2008-09-02T06:51:10Z
    • 16x16
      sasquatch says:

      that's how he gets to the beer store

      2008-09-03T01:30:30Z
  • Bustedballs
    Rompipalle says:

    Bill Pullman drives trucks with Jesus?

    2008-09-02T05:07:16Z
    • Sticky_beets_logo_2

      lol..yeah, it DOES look like him, don't it?..lol...

      2008-09-02T05:14:17Z
    • 16x16
      sasquatch says:

      this looks like the old hess to me

      2008-09-03T01:34:02Z
  • Face

    are you guys talking about Jesus Rodriguez?

    2008-09-02T06:35:52Z
    • Photo
      Mako says:

      Doesn't he play for the Angels?

      2008-09-02T07:20:57Z
    • 16x16

      you're thinking of Jesus Delgado. They're both brown so who gives a shit, right?

      2008-09-02T11:47:16Z
  • 48x48
    MassAttack says:

    FAKE, Jesus doesn't speak English.

    2008-09-02T06:51:33Z
    • Clar_icon2

      (in tongues) you see he's about to slip him one

      2008-09-02T12:29:16Z
  • Wario_game_75x75
    Wario7793 says:

    Listen to the voices, Johnny...

    2008-09-02T08:22:49Z
  • 48x48

    I think a more appropriate caption for the last line would be "then you need to get into heaven through the 'back door!'" Jesus looks as if he's about to have gay sex from behind.

    2008-09-02T09:21:16Z
    • 16x16

      and the driver looks none to excited about that prospect.

      2008-09-02T11:48:00Z
  • Picture_0102

    shouldnt they be wearing seatbelts...

    2008-09-02T12:21:39Z
    • Th_143411_frankzappa-sittingontoilet
      toolman961 says:

      It is the law now.

      Pennsylvania's catch phrase:Click it, or ticket

      2008-09-02T13:40:44Z
    • Not_guilty

      Seatbelts in a truck?

      2008-09-02T17:04:40Z
    • Picture_0102

      'Clunk click every trip'

      2008-09-02T17:33:47Z
    • Not_guilty

      Never in a million years, you simply don't have seatbelts in a truck.

      2008-09-03T00:34:07Z
    • Erin_go_bragh
      1rish1 says:

      You don't have to wear seatbelts in a pick up here.

      2008-09-03T00:40:41Z
    • Turbonegro-sl
      urkelbot says:

      California also uses "click it, or ticket".

      2008-09-03T00:59:17Z
  • Th_143411_frankzappa-sittingontoilet
    toolman961 says:

    I never pick up hitch hikers.

    2008-09-02T13:41:36Z
  • Tinyanusol
    El_Wanko says:

    The FBI agent from Twin Peaks became a truck driver?

    2008-09-02T16:03:58Z
  • Dog_with_tits
    loslobos says:

    I always thought Jesus was black...

    2008-09-02T17:57:20Z
    • Picture_0102

      well you thought wrong then ya heathen

      2008-09-02T18:08:41Z
    • Th_143411_frankzappa-sittingontoilet
      toolman961 says:

      He's a woman.

      2008-09-02T19:00:22Z
    • 16x16
      MassAttack says:

      Then it'd be "She's a woman".

      2008-09-02T20:55:30Z
    • Th_143411_frankzappa-sittingontoilet
      toolman961 says:

      Not if he was born a man first. See where I'm going with this?

      2008-09-03T01:14:40Z
  • Avatar-w-c
    suckomucho says:

    this must be in Utah - thats where god talks to you if you wear majic underpants

    2008-09-02T19:54:05Z
    • 16x16
      MassAttack says:

      You mean my magic underpants won't work here in Massachusetts? Fuck, and I just bought these too.

      2008-09-02T20:56:13Z
  • Newclaude

    Jack Black and John Larroquette are truck drivers?

    2008-09-02T22:34:46Z
  • Mking

    the lol killed it for me

    2008-09-03T02:17:32Z
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posted September 02, 2008