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Jesus made him do it.

I want to take 'shrooms and attend one of these services.

Jesus made him do it.

tags related to Jesus made him do it.

religion,  crazy person,  church,  stupid human tricks

Comments to Jesus made him do it.

  • -Morph-
    -Morph- 2009-07-30T04:22:56Z says:

    how many more comments do you think this would have gotten if he was black?

    • DOERanger
      DOERanger 2009-07-30T04:30:24Z says:

      He still jumped around like a monkey, just not expertly.

    • possum
      possum 2009-07-30T04:31:59Z says:

      monkey island?

    • Ivan-Beatinov
      Ivan-Beatinov 2009-07-30T05:26:18Z says:

      Morph, ask and ye shall receive...I soon as I find and Yak decides to post it.

    • Terrapin
      Terrapin 2009-07-30T05:34:36Z says:

      would never happen...you guys can cut a rug

    • fukUgoodNight
      fukUgoodNight 2009-07-30T12:09:32Z says:

      pcp?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-07-30T12:47:10Z says:

      I wish the comments weren't cut off.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-07-30T12:50:18Z says:

      Did he just do a jig?

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2009-07-31T02:30:42Z says:

      A jig fer jesus

  • possum
    possum 2009-07-30T04:28:14Z says:

    this reminds me of that scene from Hellraiser...could some one please pass the guy a sharp knife?

    • UnclePepper
      UnclePepper 2009-07-30T08:24:25Z says:

      Reminds me of a scene from the Simpsons Movie...

  • possum
    possum 2009-07-30T04:30:18Z says:

    ...next up, he eats the toesies and brainsies of a newborn...

  • ThoseUnknown
    ThoseUnknown 2009-07-30T04:32:50Z says:

    that looks like such a welfare church. It is a freaken basement for crying out loud! After the service they move out the pews so that amateur punk bands can sing badly for hormonal angsty teenagers!

  • gta2800
    gta2800 2009-07-30T04:33:27Z says:

    Damn, non believers always try and say religious people are wackos, this dude puts a nail to the coffin with that shit.

  • PatchworkGorilla
    PatchworkGorilla 2009-07-30T06:34:07Z says:

    I don't want a god to do that to me.

    • SmackedByGod
      SmackedByGod 2009-07-30T12:23:19Z says:

      God didn't make him do it. I am sure how ever God is what put him on the floor. "Sleepy time now. That was uuhh... a nice way to praise me but stop making an ass out of your self."

  • ^Jasper
    ^Jasper 2009-07-30T09:19:30Z says:

    fucking religious idiots

  • Nighty
    Nighty 2009-07-30T10:12:22Z says:

    Dear God, please don't make me look like a knob.

  • blingbling
    blingbling 2009-07-30T12:10:23Z says:

    never get in rage when your old!

  • fries-please
    fries-please 2009-07-30T12:54:54Z says:

    Praise the Lord

  • 11262
    11262 2009-07-30T14:09:11Z says:

    Shrooms, Ridalin, Red Bull, Percaset, with a biscuit and gravy shooter....

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-07-30T14:49:10Z says:

      I just had a can of 'Restless' , it's better than Red Bull

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-07-30T14:49:36Z says:

      Actually no it's called 'Relentless'

    • MMA
      MMA 2009-07-30T20:42:53Z says:

      Drink four of them in 30 minutes and you'll be shaking like a shitting dog.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-07-31T09:15:17Z says:

      thats £4 worth , why would i want to spend that much to achieve that effect

  • Studebaker
    Studebaker 2009-07-30T16:46:28Z says:

    I just did shrooms for the first time this week. I actually had a craving to go to church when on them, I haven't been in over a decade.

  • SendMoreCops
    SendMoreCops 2009-07-30T17:03:36Z says:

    I like how nobody seemed fazed by the crazy old man flailing and screaming like an asshole.

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2009-07-30T22:15:02Z says:

      Where did you see that? I was listening to the music.

    • possum
      possum 2009-07-31T03:21:57Z says:

      "Jesus Is A Friend Of Mine"

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2009-07-31T03:32:49Z says:

      Jesus the mexican supplier

  • MMA
    MMA 2009-07-30T20:47:54Z says:

    Granpa sure can move.

  • AnalxCunt
    AnalxCunt 2009-07-30T23:54:32Z says:

    he won the loto

Ivan-Beatinov
posted July 30, 2009

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