Jesus Pork

Comments to Jesus Pork

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  jqh88 2008-11-19T05:12:49Z says:

  I think Jesus's wiener is slightly bigger than what is represented here.

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    -Morph- 2008-11-19T06:48:20Z says:

    haha gold
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    Archman 2008-11-19T08:12:35Z says:

    lol
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    Oranjeboom 2008-11-19T17:48:55Z says:

    Ezekiel 20:29
    
    Jesus said upon to them: I can turn water into wine, I don't need a big wiener.
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    1rish1 2008-11-19T21:47:23Z says:

    Jesus turned water to wine in the book of John. Ezekiel is an Old Testament book (before He was born) so that isn't possible.
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    Archman 2008-11-20T01:51:23Z says:

    Bible Fight!
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    dik 2008-11-20T01:55:53Z says:

    i wonder if you beat a nun or a priest to death with a bible,do you get special props in hell?
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    dik 2008-11-20T01:56:19Z says:

    life...full of questions
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    sasquatch 2008-11-20T02:04:39Z says:

    so a priest gets pulled over by the cops. the cop smells alcohol and says "do you have any alcohol in the car?" the priest says "no only a bottle of water." the cop says "let me see it." the priest hand it over and the cop says "this is wine" the priest says "MY GOD HE'S DONE IT AGAIN"
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    Dislexyc 2008-11-20T02:40:56Z says:

    The bible is fiction, discuss.
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  edible-corpse 2008-11-19T05:22:10Z says:

  So would eating this be considered a sin even if not Muslim?

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    Mako 2008-11-19T09:34:26Z says:

    Only if you're a Jew, Islamic halal, 7th day Adventist, Eastern Orthodox, Asian Orthodox, or Ethiopian Orthodox.
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    Jones 2008-11-19T14:16:33Z says:

    Not if you eat it in church, great for halal if intend on drinking it aswell.
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    jimijames 2008-11-19T14:19:04Z says:

    or a vegan
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    fries-please 2008-11-19T16:42:48Z says:

    or another pig
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    Oranjeboom 2008-11-19T17:45:36Z says:

    Id chop that pig to pieces and eat it raw
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    sasquatch 2008-11-20T02:07:08Z says:

    get the fire started in the pit we'll let the guts out of this bitch and have it ready by the time the coals are right
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    Dislexyc 2008-11-20T02:41:59Z says:

    kkk meats xtianity:
    
    cook it on a cross.
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    j0sh8790 2008-11-20T16:51:44Z says:

    i would eat it face first and still alive, thats how you please the dark lord
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  ChxMex 2008-11-19T05:31:11Z says:

  Just like the "real" Jesus - after killing this one, you'll see it again in about three days.

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    possum 2008-11-19T06:05:32Z says:

    ewww!
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    Archman 2008-11-19T08:12:47Z says:

    lol
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  troutpotato 2008-11-19T05:35:31Z says:

  Jesus has never looked tastier...

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    Romeo2000 2008-11-19T06:19:10Z says:

    ^gay...
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    troutpotato 2008-11-19T06:40:41Z says:

    Fuck you, horseboy.
    I want me some Jesus bacon!
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    keefbox 2008-11-19T06:43:28Z says:

    redundant cunts...
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  JamesTKirk 2008-11-19T05:41:27Z says:

  What? No chtululu?

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    El_Wanko 2008-11-19T17:53:23Z says:

    Fuck you chtululu!
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    El_Wanko 2008-11-19T17:53:35Z says:

    Fuck you chtululu!
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    dik 2008-11-19T18:17:00Z says:

    there's 2 of them now
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    El_Wanko 2008-11-19T19:29:02Z says:

    Yak is just trying to make me look bad.
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    dik 2008-11-19T19:31:37Z says:

    he fears what he doesn't understand
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  Abattoir 2008-11-19T06:33:38Z says:

  how would you half-kosher slaughter this pig? thats the trick there...

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    possum 2008-11-19T06:59:10Z says:

    tell us about it Ab...
    are you from new york/
    or maybe jersey?
    or from that slave-labor camp the orthos have set up in Iowa these days?
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  Abattoir 2008-11-19T07:30:06Z says:

  not from any of those places...I work as a butcher hence my screen name.

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    possum 2008-11-19T07:36:59Z says:

    possum say: REEPLY BUTTTONN PULEEZE
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    Dislexyc 2008-11-20T02:43:10Z says:

    Syrup or jelly? I prefer REPLY BITCH!
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  Sociopath 2008-11-19T08:54:50Z says:

  Reply buttons are for fags.

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    drumrave 2008-11-19T18:32:22Z says:

    ^fag
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    Sociopath 2008-11-20T09:22:56Z says:

    ^pussy :)
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  Mako 2008-11-19T09:39:16Z says:

  Jesus Bacon, a division of INRI inc.

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    Dislexyc 2008-11-20T02:43:38Z says:

    You'll eat anything Mako.
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    Dislexyc 2008-11-20T02:44:00Z says:

    erm atleast thats what I gather from my moms :P
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    Mako 2008-11-20T09:34:13Z says:

    Nah, you must have me confused with a tiger shark.