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He died for your sins and now you get presents under a tree, here's a little Jesus tribute from mucho.

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  • 48x48
    flex says:

    'jesus i'm rollin with you'

    2006-12-25T05:16:52Z
    • 16x16
      Leftnut says:

      WTF! I don't want to watch naked girls mix with jesus

      2008-01-02T00:56:14Z
  • Mike
    Stephen says:

    Thats a crazy ass seen when they whip the whole back of his body. For those that have seen it u know what Im saying. As bad as that scene was it still wasnt as bad as what really happen. The Bible says he was beaten so bad he was unrecongizable to be a man. MY dads a Pastor. Oh yeah the video. The music sucked and whoever made this video should rot in hell.

    2006-12-25T05:44:47Z
    • Wolverine6
      SNIKT says:

      Other than needing a different drummer, I thought the music was OK.

      2006-12-25T09:26:19Z
    • Deftones-75-75

      should be number 1 on trl

      2006-12-25T13:53:31Z
    • N618512418_699642_9225
      Oranjeboom says:

      Stephen you ever read the bible without your dad standing over you? Your dad may be a pastor but think for yourself dude. A book full of contradictions put together over centuries by politicians then used by Catholics to spread their boarders as far as possibly murdering and torturing those smart enough to reject their bullshit....dude how many people follow how many different religions? yet all of them seriously believe they are right like you and you dumbass father who has spent his life following a story, an old story which has fooled alot of morons around the world but still a tall tale my son...scientology on the other hand

      2006-12-25T21:56:26Z
    • Mike
      Stephen says:

      HEY u dumbfuck. Just because my dads a Pastor doesnt mean I live by it. He dont stand over me and has never pushed his religion on me. Im 25 and my own fucking man. Do I believe in jesus? Yes i do. But also do my thing like smoke pot and get drunk and a few lines from time to time like most 20 year olds. So please STFU man. Not every dad thats a pastor or a religion freak push it on there kids or even people in general. Get it straight single minded fuck

      2006-12-26T00:14:42Z
    • Mike
      Stephen says:

      You worthless stereotyping fucks. 1 more thing ud be suprised how most kids brought up in a religion can party and do the not so good for ur live stuff with the best of them. Which is sad but true. Me being one of them

      2006-12-26T00:19:20Z
    • Mike
      Stephen says:

      orange when ur time comes to burn in hell ill be there to tell u I told you so. Because I def wouldnt be going to heaven if it happened anytime soon.

      2006-12-26T00:21:50Z
    • N618512418_699642_9225
      Oranjeboom says:

      dude like i said before...forget about those things ya dad forced onto you there is no heaven, no hell just dead! Oh and do you still make christmas lists for santa too?

      2006-12-26T00:25:53Z
    • Mike
      Stephen says:

      Well Ill believe what the fuck I want. It has nothing to do with my Dad. Just because u were forced to do things through ur childhood(it doesnt have to be religion)doesnt mean I was. It me and God. Dad and friends and dumbfucks like u have nothing to do with it.

      2006-12-26T00:29:02Z
    • Mike
      Stephen says:

      I will say this. There are alot of corrupt churches and Religions that have dark sides. THATS FUCKING LIVE.

      2006-12-26T00:32:15Z
    • N618512418_699642_9225
      Oranjeboom says:

      But have you ever done any research what so ever on the subject apart from the books in your dads office obviously, it really isnt that hard to find out just a few things that may actually make you think for yourself as you claim to do. Im saying this for your sake not mine. dont just go with the flow just because it seems easy and better than rocking the boat with ya family..open your mind up enough to atleast check some of the things people have said in these posts alone

      2006-12-26T00:34:32Z
    • Mike
      Stephen says:

      Oh and Orange we dont make List for santa u stupid fuck. Santa has nothing to do with Christmas. U dumbasses include Santa in this Holiday not christians. get it straight... lol

      2006-12-26T00:34:47Z
    • N618512418_699642_9225
      Oranjeboom says:

      did you not notice i was pointing out you believe in things that have no place in reality...?

      2006-12-26T00:38:35Z
    • N618512418_699642_9225
      Oranjeboom says:

      Got a friend just like you at uni his dads a bishop in England and he talks just like you, i have my own mind blah blah blah still thinks all that shits true...soft cunts even fooling yourselves

      2006-12-26T00:42:55Z
    • Mike
      Stephen says:

      Ya i got it. U believe what u want and Ill do the same. Move on ur bullshit and factless points fall on def ears man. Dont waste ur time.

      2006-12-26T00:44:37Z
    • 2grimace

      Damn Stephen, Oranjeboom touch a nerve?

      I think you need to go see your daddy and like him stuff his "morals and religion" into you like he used.

      Also. It me and God? THATS FUCKING LIVE?

      I guess your pops never beat propper spelling and grammer into your ass, just his cock I suppose.

      2006-12-26T00:46:25Z
    • N618512418_699642_9225
      Oranjeboom says:

      "Dont waste ur time" tell that to your dad dude...hes the pastor :)

      2006-12-26T00:47:03Z
    • Mike
      Stephen says:

      Is he still ur friend? Reason I asked that is because ur the type just because someone doesnt believe the BULLSHIT u do u beat them over the head with it making u and the people who believe like u worse then Christians who try to push there believes on people. But no Christians only do that!!!

      2006-12-26T00:49:06Z
    • Mike
      Stephen says:

      Tanks for the spell check guy. I love people who have nothing better to come up with so they fall back on that. But thanks for the heads up there

      2006-12-26T00:52:00Z
    • Mike
      Stephen says:

      Nah not a nerve. We are having a friendly discussion. Thats all

      2006-12-26T00:53:36Z
    • N618512418_699642_9225
      Oranjeboom says:

      Yeah actually I talk to him just like you when it comes to religion and we are good friends but with VERY different opinion...I see it sorta like when people used to think the earth was flat for example rather than letting them carry on being wrong id like them to think things through and join us on the right side, makes life much easier not wasting your time believing anything that just isnt true

      2006-12-26T00:53:58Z
    • Mike
      Stephen says:

      Well orange good looking out. But Im pretty set in my beliefs.

      2006-12-26T00:58:02Z
    • N618512418_699642_9225
      Oranjeboom says:

      Ill be honest i avoid walkin over three grates, under ladders etc i know its stupid and pointless but its habbit more than anything...ill let you off if you atleast admit its more that you were brought up around religion being a part of life compared with it being somthing you chose for yourself

      2006-12-26T00:58:11Z
    • Mike
      Stephen says:

      Orange Youve been watching to much Nip/Tuck. I watch that show and that was like the new thing on the show Scientology. But just like every religion it will fall by the wasteside over time or when u really need help.

      2006-12-26T01:02:02Z
    • N618512418_699642_9225
      Oranjeboom says:

      I dont actually watch that Stephen & I think scientology is just as bad as Christianity to be fair both are gonna let you down if you need it, miracles just dont happen & if you pray or not gonna get fucked over as easy as rest of us

      2006-12-26T01:06:45Z
    • Mike
      Stephen says:

      I will say this there is no doubt u are a product of ur own environment. So of course what u grew up around will have a influence on the way u look at things. But u can say that about everything in life. When u get older atleast for me u start realize that it has nothing to do with Dads Moms brothers church people or church buildings or Priest or pastors or Deacons. Its all about U and ur relationship with GOd. So I can agree to a certain degree what u said. lolol. Im not saying I have a great relationship with him due to things I take part in. But I will always in this form of a Higher power even thoe I def dont live by the book.

      2006-12-26T01:16:08Z
    • Mike
      Stephen says:

      But I will always believe in this form of a higher power I meant. May bad

      2006-12-26T01:18:37Z
    • N618512418_699642_9225
      Oranjeboom says:

      fair play & that will do i suppose....The End

      2006-12-26T01:24:32Z
    • Wolverine6
      SNIKT says:

      OK, let's all sit back, pop the tops on some cold ones, take a few rips from the bong, put in "Dogma" and place bets one when we finally get to see the video of umm taking it up the ass. The movie says it the best. It's not WHAT you believe, it's THAT you believe. Peace on Earth, my friends, goodwill towards man. Oh, and the hot chicks.

      2006-12-26T01:46:34Z
    • Mike
      Stephen says:

      The End...Dang didnt really notice how much went into that.

      2006-12-26T01:52:20Z
    • 16x16
      jimijames says:

      is that a promise??

      2006-12-26T02:24:35Z
    • 16x16
      myownalien says:

      for the record, santa clause is based on, amound other things, st. christopher, and therfore does have to do with christmas. also the story of christ birth is not true. jesus was born in his grandmothers house, there are records to prove it. if you won't accept that then think about this, if he was givin all of these gifts when he was born why was his family poor his entire life? why ould they sleep in a farm in his fathers home town, where his family lived. how did they get to a farm from the inside of a gated and walled locked city? i like how religious people, especially preachers and there children, only read the parts of the bible they like, not the entire thing wich contradicts itself over and over again.

      2006-12-26T05:49:35Z
    • Mike
      Stephen says:

      typical dumbass sterotype. Well when ur burning in hell u remember I told u so

      2006-12-26T08:21:15Z
    • Dejavu
      DejaVu says:

      lmao... myownalien - st christopher? that's why one of his names is "old st nick" right? cause it's st christopher and not st nicholas... lol

      2006-12-26T09:22:53Z
    • Yak
      yak says:

      ok you fucks, don't try to tell me shit about santa claus... i watched the fucking claymation with the burgermeister meister burger (and i can also recite every song in it). END OF THREAD!

      2006-12-26T09:26:33Z
    • Mike
      Stephen says:

      Thank you DejaVu. Also myownalien it depends on which christianity(catholic, protestant, baptist etc) veiw u are looking through. Nope they arent like that. They dont skip around the bible or try to tell people what they want to hear. His church is a Nondenominational Church that goes by the Bible COVER TO COVER. Holy Spirit and all. A lot of Christian religions tend to stay away from the book of Acts and really wont preach or speak on it. Because it deals mostly with the Holy Spirit which is one of the big diffrences in diffrent Christianity religions today the way u perceive that book. Thats just 1 major one thoe.

      2006-12-27T00:41:45Z
    • 16x16

      you also know that st christopher is the patron saint of travilers right?

      2007-01-20T15:49:02Z
    • 16x16
      macker102 says:

      sorry guys... the man you know as santa claus is St. Nicolas. He gave money to poor children in real life, which is where the story of Santa came from.

      And for the whole "religion is real/ no its not" thing- people can believe whatever they want. Someone who is religious is thinking for themselves as much as a person who is atheist. Just leave it alone

      2007-08-01T09:32:18Z
    • 16x16
      Leela27 says:

      Since when did mucho become a religious web site?

      2008-01-01T06:36:45Z
    • Terradctle

      After a couple of thousand years worth of Christians pushing their beliefs upon others(more like slaughtering people until they believed their religion) I think us atheists deserve to push some of our beliefs back at you. Although, I do believe it is pointless to try and reach people at Stephen's brainwashed stage. Religion poisons all it touches. Fuck you.

      Oh, and that "I'll say I told you so in hell" line really sounds like something a 6 year old would say. Not a 25 year old. Really come on.

      2008-01-01T13:12:44Z
    • Om

      I think this "stephen" kid, has some serious issues. I mean, hes telling everyone they are going to hell! he thinks that jesus was real, and somehow he thinks that people here give a fuck about religion. obviously enough to try to argue against it, but he is not going to gain any converts here, i mean come ON! its mucho sucko!

      secondly, if hes so afraid of hell, why is he on M.S.?

      thirdly, someone made him drink the kool-aid by the gallons, arguing with him is like smashing your head against a brick wall. if you note, most of his come backs run along the lines of "fuck you, you are going to hell!" well, i have one thing to say about that: There is no hell, there is no heaven. God is a myth created to control the masses, religions all are forms of control. with fear, people are controlled, with fear they are maintained and contained. also, lot's of people don't like to take responsibility for their reality, so decide to blame it on some "god" like figure in the sky. Accept the world for what it is, and your reality as well. the sooner you do this, the better off you will be. Stephen should listen to the lyrics of John Lennon in "Imagine," and think about it with an open mind. Although, at this point, it seems hes so deep in the shit it's not going to matter. whatever, fuck it. Just another religious fuck who will vote against t-cell research, and call modern medicine work of the devil. Go protest at an abortion clinic, that seems like what you would be good at.

      HAIL SATAN!

      2008-01-01T21:18:33Z
    • N618512418_699642_9225
      Oranjeboom says:

      wow I forgot all about this, nice 'debate' we had there Stephen ;p

      2008-01-01T21:37:00Z
  • 48x48

    happy birthday jesus lol

    2006-12-25T05:46:46Z
  • Yak
    yak says:

    JESUS ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS!

    2006-12-25T05:50:58Z
    • 1411672478_fdd6e78694_s
      peoplesuck says:

      yea i believe u got a reply downwards...

      2006-12-25T15:42:43Z
  • Texas
    supernova says:

    Slayer, Reign In Blood : The musical (directors cut)

    2006-12-25T06:52:46Z
  • Ichigo
    enbeezy says:

    Jesus wasnt actually born on Dec 25. He was born during the warmer seasons. And the christmas tradition of giving gifts comes from the romans. Where the senators and emperors would swap gifts, beat their wives for pleasure, and have homosexual sex. Merry Christmas!

    2006-12-25T07:10:27Z
    • Sexy
      Chodogg says:

      buzzzz killlllll

      2006-12-25T07:15:33Z
    • Yak
      yak says:

      way to kill my fapping to jesus porn you son of a bitch. i hope santa filled your stocking with blood.

      2006-12-25T08:30:55Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      Even that's not entirely true. They celebrate it now because it was a way to cover up and integrate a pagan tradition. That's where the tree comes from.

      2006-12-25T08:55:03Z
    • 16x16

      who the hell cares... its the presents i care about

      2006-12-25T09:21:42Z
    • N618512418_699642_9225
      Oranjeboom says:

      Stephen cares cos he doesnt know that because thats not what daddy says and daddy knows what hes talking about because hes a pastor...haha...fuckin religious dickhead

      2006-12-25T21:59:34Z
    • 66230_small
      B1ade says:

      since his dads a paster stephens going to hell for being on this site then lol we win!! \o/

      2006-12-25T23:59:37Z
  • Avatar
    TheRuckus says:

    oh gee. that was a little blasphemous. but clever! i liked when they mixed the nailing with the anal. clever blasphemy is neat.

    2006-12-25T08:12:43Z
  • 3iob-blades-coverms

    i still think the song Dechristianize by Vital Remains would have been better (and VR is better then slayer)

    2006-12-25T08:37:34Z
    • Texas
      supernova says:

      wrong!!

      2006-12-25T09:15:10Z
    • 1411672478_fdd6e78694_s
      peoplesuck says:

      double wrong...

      2006-12-25T15:41:19Z
    • 16x16
      Kaigan says:

      triple wrong...

      2006-12-25T23:22:26Z
  • 48x48
    kay says:

    Yawn,, I did manage to get my checkbook balanced.

    2006-12-25T08:51:32Z
  • Grimfist_001
    Inhume says:

    that must of been the chick to coin the term "oh jesus"

    2006-12-25T08:55:31Z
  • Tinyanusol
    El_Wanko says:

    Years ago I was at the home of this slutty girl. She said she once had sex with a mexican guy named Jesus. I asked if he nailed her to a cross. She didn't get it. She didn't even give good head. Goddamnit I hate stupid people.

    2006-12-25T13:13:29Z
  • 1411672478_fdd6e78694_s
    peoplesuck says:

    this is one of the FEW vids on here that has made me horney in the last few days......... and this video is actually fucking cool, great music, good video editing, just need to see it in better quality like me...

    2006-12-25T15:40:08Z
  • 48x48
    Fishhawk says:

    Mel Gibson is proud.

    2006-12-25T16:48:19Z
  • 48x48
    mrshush says:

    that is fucking awesome, thats some good video editing

    2006-12-25T20:53:57Z
  • 48x48
    mrshush says:

    oh yeah, and slayer rules.

    2006-12-25T20:54:10Z
  • 48x48

    oh my fucking god dont mind the pun!! haha

    you all realise that he was born on christmas and died on easter right??

    anyway an interesting way of celibrating jesus' birth!!!

    2006-12-25T22:06:49Z
    • N618512418_699642_9225
      Oranjeboom says:

      you dont read much do ya?

      2006-12-25T22:37:50Z
    • 16x16
      jimijames says:

      i don't think he even reads the comments

      2006-12-26T02:26:59Z
    • 16x16
      deGustibus says:

      uh, born again on easter, so it goes. the whole rose from the dead thing.

      2006-12-26T18:06:02Z
    • 16x16

      well personally i dont give a dam when he was born i was forced to do bible studies im a wiccan so i dont really give a shit

      2007-01-20T15:53:20Z
  • Tinyanusol
    El_Wanko says:

    Hey, there was no "second coming". Hahahah. Get it? "Coming", as in "jizzing". Holy fuck I'm brilliant.

    2006-12-25T23:08:54Z
  • Cunt_face
    r3db4r0n says:

    you know I'm not sure if I should be appauled or turned on...

    2006-12-25T23:58:23Z
  • 48x48
    Lord_Ra says:

    Uhm, if I remember my history lessons in college well, the idea of Christmas was to cover up a pagan holiday, wasn't it? The whole thing with the tree and the candle ceremonies etc comes from that?

    2007-01-05T08:40:20Z
    • 16x16

      no because of the fact they dont line up YULE or WINTER SOLSTICE is the 20-3 of december look it up if you dont believe me

      2007-01-20T15:57:08Z
  • 6661

    best slayer video ......ever

    2008-11-16T10:26:37Z
Yak
posted January 01, 2008
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