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Comments to Jesus went to war....
i could take him
in your ass?
no in his mouth
The Holy Ghost wants his ass.
He wants to fly a plane in ur house
Is that a young Charlton Heston?
no, it's charlton heston reborn
I believe the phrase you are looking for is "born again", you damned dirty ape.
Goddam, two of my favorite things!
So, how many stinkin' dirty apes DOES it take to screw in a light bulb?
Well, that depends. I'd say 4 gorillas, but probably only 2 orangutans.
I'm not a fan of Luke Wilson, but the dress is cool, looks comfy.
You must drink Kahlúa.
I'm a Bailey's girl, on the rocks.
Mormon picture?
Southern Baptist....
speaking of harry potter just for kicks i just downloaded that new book...i need ways to ruin it for the dorks without actually reading the thing...reading is too hard
Do searches through it and find out who dies, than post it so the pale kids kill themselves.
great now I can't come here till I read the book!
Damn you dik, don't ruin it for the kids.
Damn it dik...you really are a....dik???
Damnit Dik look what you did
* VOLDEMORT KILLS SNAPE ON PAGE 658
* VOLDEMORT KILLS HIMSELF BY REBOUNDING HIS OWN CURSE ON PAGE 744
* Burbage dies on pg. 12
* Hedwig dies on pg. 56
* Mad-Eye dies on pg. 78
* Scrimgeour dies on pg. 159
* Wormtail dies on pg. 471
* Dobby dies on pg. 476
* Fred Weasley dies on pg. 637
* Harry gets killed up by Voldemort on pg. 704
* Harry comes back to life on pg. 724
* Tonks, Lupin, and Colin Creevy have their deaths confirmed on pg. 745
19 years after the events in the book:
* Ron has married Hermione, their two children are named Rose and Hugo
* Harry has married Ginny, their three children are named Lily, James, and Albus Severus.
* Draco Malfoy has a son named Scorpius
The epilogue shows all of the children boarding the train for Hogwarts together.
The final lines of the book are:
* "The scar had not pained Harry for nineteen years. All was well."
DAMMMMMM YOU Archman. Does Harry get to nail that hottie Asian chick?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
My life is ruined all those years of reading years 1-6 has meant nothing....NOTHING!!!!
DAMMIT! ARCHMAN Thanks for the spoiler alert i guess all i have to do now is print that out and give it to everyone i know that reads the book
Heh, I'm buying two copies of the book. Both will be available on ebay about 30 minutes after I buy them.
shit archman's right about some of that...i'm not checkin it all...jesus did u actually read the book?
I wanted to see something happen with those Indian twins from the last movie.
Adults who read Harry Potter are fucking pathetic. I have read many great books yet when it comes to talking to a seemingly intelligent person the response you get is "nah sorry, I read Harry Potter though"...why dont you grow the fuck up and read a book written for an adult. If you like the magic/wizards/spells that are all throughout the book then fine but read on written for fuckin adults you stupid fucks!
*Oh look at me im 35 years old & im sat on a train reading Harry Potter, arent I cool, the women are going to think im so cultured* NO!
Yeah, everyone knows adults read Lord of the Rings.
No, I didn't read the book, someone just e-mailed me that and titled the message, "Hey big sexy".
Oh & smerf I dont think demand will be that high. Over here the large stores are going to be selling the books far cheaper than the actual books stores.
FUCK!!!! ARCHMAN I COULDNT STOP READING! If those are real spoilers I will hunt you down and shove drano and tin foil up your ass.
could i post a pic of the chapter where he came back to life?
Yeah, but the book is costly me 17.99. The going rate on ebay is 25-40, depending on how long it's been listed.
Thats about £9 which I suppose is pretty cheap. £11 over here @ Tescos.
If you were a dragon what kind would you be and what would be you're special power??
Hmmmm...If I were a dragon?
I'd be a big scaly monster and my special power would be fire-breathing.
i would be a green dragon and my power would be to sodomize you at will
and i mean that in the non-creepiest way possible
Ooh! Rooted up the ricker by a green dragon? They didn't mention that in any Harry Potter book.
didn't mean to excite you needlessly MrF but i was replying to starrsky
Agreed Oranje, I see it all the time on the public transit system here, and it's sad. Not to mention that I haven't seen another person at my school who read a book outside of class. I need more H.P. Lovecraft now.
I'd be the scaly kind of dragon, and my powers would be sexiness!
ya archman"s right
damn that was a kick ass spoiler everything is true
This needs to have a dick psed in.
All he's missing is a heap of indian scalps.
useless pictures, no sense.. dahhh...
Maybe if you didn't join 4 days ago you'd actually be able to appreciate this stuff. Also, don't bitch about anything till you post something yourself, ok?
Yay for Nixonjr!!!!!
Dick, you dick. That's my line!
it is not necessary to post here when you had been visiting for more than you can imagine. and i keep with it, this image stinks..
You are a fucking douche.
I find it necessary to make with the commenting about how lame something is if you have posted something yourself. It doesn't matter if you have visited this website since whenever, just bring in your share of the horrid things we all enjoy.
After his resurrection, Jesus gathered a posse and rode out in search of Judas.
And yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I shall fear no evil, for thou art with me. And thou art strapped.
GENIUS!!!
i heard J. Christ had 4 touchdowns in one game for polk high
And he's selling shoes, what a loser
Cut him some slack, he got divorced and had a drinking problem.
Hey, I have a gun almost exactly like that one. Sweet!
this is what happens when backwoods retards learn how to photoshop
FAKE!!! the bible sais he had a sword! and the bible never lies! NEVER!!!
"I did not come to bring peace, but a sword." Jesus (Matthew 10:34)
Come on, make your mind up. Was it Jesus, or Matthew? And it doesn't matter what time he said it either.
So Jesus carries a Winchester.... Bollocks ! he's British so he should be carrying a Purdey.
Wouldn't he be carrying a crumpet then?
Pikelet mate. Crumpet is a hot or tasty female , as in - "she's a right bit of crumpet"
Pikelets are usually thinner than crumpets, but some isolated rural folk tend to confuse the two.
Mmmmmm crumpets. Has to be Warburtons. All others are shite.
For some reason, I think he'd carry a shotgun.
Fucking hell, all this thread is missing is Boom and you guys could have a right jolly ole gather. Pip pip, dogs bollocks and all that.
Funny you should say that nova, I saw this thread earlier and thought "hahaha im not getting involved"
Now you are involved you've got to agree that Warburtons are the best. Smerf's right about the shotgun, but it would have to be a top class one like Holland & Holland Royal Sidelock.
Warburtons with Lurpak butter and none of that low-salt shite either.... still has to be a Purdey shotgun though.
Agreed a nice tasty shooter like a Holland and Holland.
Well since I couldn’t keep away ill have to say I agree, its all about the Warburtons.
(I cant believe you guys created such a stereotypical thread…bastards)
Nah, I think it should be a Remington 12 gauge pump. Just for the killing of primitive screwheads.
Rmington? Not enough class my boy, H & H Royal Sidelock 'pre-owned'- thirteen thousand five hundred of our finest English Pounds. Just about right for the man.
A Pre Owned? For the son of god? Wow, his dad must be a cheap ass.
Unfortunately, even the Creator cannot buy these guns new anymore.
This makes me think of 2 things: The priest from "Dead Alive" where he mentioned "I KICK ASS FOR THE LORD!" and the MADTV sketch of Terminator 3... "Hasta La Vista, Baby Jesus!"
THAT'S NOT JESSUS!!! THAT'S CHUCK NORRIS!!!
A: It's not Chuck Norris
B: There is no such character as Jessus.
C: Go back to bed.
i hate you :'(