Seriously - it IS fake. This was a submarine launched missile with the plane photoshopped on top. At 8 seconds in you can see the jet flames aren't quite coming out the rear of the plane any more. :-0
Yup. It is a missle. Notice its delayed takeoff and the irregular flight due to lack of stability? Jets don't start off that unstable, even with a catapult!
Notice the lack of sound. You would know right away with the sound. The lighting changes. And also notice the water directions coming off the back of the jet? No water flows off the wing, all water is directed on the center of the craft. Nicely done fake. Someone knew what they were doing.
Nicely done? If a bunch of unemployable tards can tell that it's fake then it has been done extremely poorly.
And in the original video it is a cock flying out of the water, not a missile
And i'll point two reasons why its fake and one of which that would say it is possible. First off fake because of water getting into the intake and possibly real because if it had an exhuast like a car the water in the exhuast would be no problem as long as you don't shut off the engine. So its fake.
i saw this vid on youtube by the title "iranian technology" or some BS like that,
maybe they bought it from chinks or russians, but who ever made it, i hope they have it, i seriously wanna see some american ships get blown up in persian gulf and then laugh at those americans swimming for their lives!
lol
it might actually be possible to do this if the intakes of the engines had HUMONGOUS compressed oxygen tanks on the front of the engine that would'nt allow water into the engine. But the amount of oxygen to get through lets say 100 feet of water would be tremendous, these oxygen tanks would be bigger than the plane itself and would require such for each engine. You would then require a bypass valve to let oxygen flow once the plane is out of the water.
What the fuck ever Iranian. You persian don't even know how to fight hand to hand combat let alone know any real techniques to fighting with weapons and armor. Only reason you iranians still alive is because you had valuable items to trade in ancient times.
oh by the way Iranian, I'll give you $2000 for your nicest rug because I am a cheap American and I also know that is alot of money to you. Get back to me on this offer.
dont you guys worry about iran....once we stop buying oil from them i a few more years...china will then need all they can get or take...and so iranian will soon be eating noodles and wong tong soup
its fake, but i remember something about a submarine with the ability to launch fighters. Like it was being worked on. So, maybe it'll look something like that.
Comments to Jet Underwater Launch
i hope its american....
Uzbekistan Royal Air Force.
Yeah, it's American. Al Gore invented it.
"Al Gore didnt invent the internet, but he did invent global warming."
yes thats from a shirt.
I invented this and if you don't like it, go fuck off!
i want that shirt sonn. that is awesome
hey toolman u gotta let me barrow one
you fuckin rock, toolman!! :-o
Seriously, this is fake.
no way! :P
Real.
Seriously - it IS fake. This was a submarine launched missile with the plane photoshopped on top. At 8 seconds in you can see the jet flames aren't quite coming out the rear of the plane any more. :-0
Yes. Photoshop, or some other video editing software
Cool I can edit video with photoshop, now =i can get rid of Adove Premiere ... or maybe use that to edit photos !!
Adobe that is not adove ...
Why are you looking at the rear of the plane fractal?Hmmmmmmm
That's about as real as the time I had sex with Jennifer Aniston on that spring break vacation at the Antarctic.
You too, huh?
Its as real as the time I had sex with Ulahguahs yuhajkavgahj, the hottest alien porn star of the Rujahlickianpusi race. Tight as fuck at 3 feet...
who got sloppy seconds??
His name was Nigel
sometimes i call my penis Nigel
I occasionally call mine "Nessy" but only if I'm swimming in a lake.
You're hot tonight smerf.
Its a missile
Good call.
You're right it is a missile. I have see the actual missile launch and the jet is just covering it up.
What?
It was an underwater launch of a Trident missile from a submarine, Swiss.
Yup. It is a missle. Notice its delayed takeoff and the irregular flight due to lack of stability? Jets don't start off that unstable, even with a catapult!
Notice the lack of sound. You would know right away with the sound. The lighting changes. And also notice the water directions coming off the back of the jet? No water flows off the wing, all water is directed on the center of the craft. Nicely done fake. Someone knew what they were doing.
the rocket engine gives it away for sure. pretty cool though.
I cant believe you dick wranglers are actually bringing up points as to why its a missile not a jet.
Nicely done? If a bunch of unemployable tards can tell that it's fake then it has been done extremely poorly.
And in the original video it is a cock flying out of the water, not a missile
^useless discussion! imao, since 9/11 we know that planes and missiles can be used as more or less the same anyway... muahhhahahaa~~~~
LOL! Like there's such thing as a usefull discussion on here.
one time hank talked me out of suicide..that was useful right?
^says who? except for hank? :P
I think you were bluffing...Everyone here knows what a cupcake Hank is.
Motherfucker, that's awesome. Don't care if it's fake, looks fucking cool.
Motherfucker...yeah! Fuck you, you fucking fucks. Fuck!
Yeah!
Fake for so many reasons not worth pointing out
And i'll point two reasons why its fake and one of which that would say it is possible. First off fake because of water getting into the intake and possibly real because if it had an exhuast like a car the water in the exhuast would be no problem as long as you don't shut off the engine. So its fake.
real for 2 simple reasons:
1) i posted it
2) its on here
lol... that's all I needed to know to prove it's real.
Wow, exojjl, did you really have to reply to almost every post about the same damn thing?
i saw this vid on youtube by the title "iranian technology" or some BS like that,
maybe they bought it from chinks or russians, but who ever made it, i hope they have it, i seriously wanna see some american ships get blown up in persian gulf and then laugh at those americans swimming for their lives!
lol
American ships are impervious to fake underwater airplanes.
Iran has technology?
it might actually be possible to do this if the intakes of the engines had HUMONGOUS compressed oxygen tanks on the front of the engine that would'nt allow water into the engine. But the amount of oxygen to get through lets say 100 feet of water would be tremendous, these oxygen tanks would be bigger than the plane itself and would require such for each engine. You would then require a bypass valve to let oxygen flow once the plane is out of the water.
What the fuck ever Iranian. You persian don't even know how to fight hand to hand combat let alone know any real techniques to fighting with weapons and armor. Only reason you iranians still alive is because you had valuable items to trade in ancient times.
oh by the way Iranian, I'll give you $2000 for your nicest rug because I am a cheap American and I also know that is alot of money to you. Get back to me on this offer.
even the fucking greeks kicked your asses iranian
It's not possible to do this. Period.
dont you guys worry about iran....once we stop buying oil from them i a few more years...china will then need all they can get or take...and so iranian will soon be eating noodles and wong tong soup
I hate to tell you guys this, but iranian isn't even Iranian.
Illuminati!
theres a guy at my work who rambles on about the illuminati...do you have any idea how ridiculous it sounds?
Illuminate me
he thinks they put stuff in toothpaste to control our minds.. hahaha
i guess elchris and vicsin won't have to worry
whammy
What brands should I avoid then?
Have you heard about the phobia about the people who think that their live are a reality show.
fake, how effective would that be , a storm or waves on the see would fuck it up
See or Sea?? Meeeeeeeeeeeeh
sea
i see.
icee
Mmmmmm, icee. Blue or red?
i never can make a decision so i just mix them
Don't fuck around too much with the icee machine. Iranian will get pissed.
Did anybody else think of all these "squirter" girls on Mucho when it stalled and everything gushed about... I did :)
no.
its fake, but i remember something about a submarine with the ability to launch fighters. Like it was being worked on. So, maybe it'll look something like that.
It's real. However, the entire reality we collectively perceive as Mucho Sucko is fake. Whoa.
In that case, I know Kung Fu.
Well I used to watch Hong Cong Phooey.
it's not the spoon that bends; rather, you must bend your perception... or something. :P bhth!
"There is no spoon."
Is it Penry, the mild mannered janitor?
could be...
Then you'll see, that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself.
And apologies for the reply violation.
stupid dolphin
Yeah, those bastards get stuck in my teeth.