Yeah. British humor sucks...and yet every motherfuckin American I've ever met...here or stateside loves it. Benny Hill, Monty Python, Keeping up Appearances, The Office/Ricky Gervais etc. etc.
Personally, I think Python sucks major balls...but you guys love it. Fucking in-denial faggots. Go circle-jerk to the Friends intro.
One more thing...Romeo? A GERMAN discussing a humor and accents thread? Hahahaha! Now, that is funny.
German standup:"Just the other day, ya, I saw dis like really small and puny person ya? He like had no blond hair or blue eyes ya? I was like, you are so inferior ya?"
Cruel, if you started trying with that shit derrogatory rant-laden comedy of yours at a party, I'd be the one punching you in the fucking face just to get you to shut the fuck up so we can all hear the music again.
LOL Mahzer noob. Roll-up, roll-up ladies and gentlemen. We got us another spermsponge tryin to act badass online. If you even attempted to punch me in the face, I'd be the one laughing as I caught your sissy-girl attempt of manhood mid-flight, and then beat you repeadedly with your own fist. Lmao. What a fucking tool. I've had more fights than you've had male Bratwursts...and in REALITY too. Fuckin little cunt.
while shaun of the dead is a more american style comedy, it is still very juvenile and unfunny like most of british comedy which i equate to a childrens saturday morning cartoon show. giant feet stepping on people and farting were funny when I was in the 1st grade.
You really are a fuckin retard. Shaun at no point was trying to be 'more american style comedy'. You don't know what you're talking about. And as for juvenile? Ummm. Pretty much Will Ferrell's entire career has been that...culminating in the recent pathetic Stepbrothers.
Lmao? Stfu Tyrone, you dirty nigger. Yeah, I'm a noob because I choose not to post pics or vids. Get a fuckin piece of chicken and shove it up your ass.
And where's this 2-paragraph rant with me slagging, sorry 'slaging' everyone off? Ignorant cunt.
And cheeky? You're weak sauce on legs...go back to sleep.
Before Baldik can wank in the corner he has to get wankingpisski's pemission cos he's a pussy whipped fag boy for his gay bitch cell boss. Baldik shut the fuck up u rancid monkey bollock!
Jimmy carr is very highly regarded in the UK as one fucking hell of a shit comedian. if that couple hadn't been in the audience his act would have bombed again. he's a fucking wanker of the highest calibre.
Jimmy Carr is not a great example of British talent. However, he was regarded highly enough in the Sates to have his own show...I forget the name of it.
How about I wrap you up in cotton wool...the best thing for a never-will-be like you. You'd get a kick outta me showin you how to fuck your manly-looking ho wouldn't you? Motherfucking ugly cunt.
Cruel Carr is a cunt - end of! He's so highly regarded you cans't remember. that's no problem just keep the cunt locked out of your reality. Ignore baldik he's looing for turnips. (Blackadder reference) - pure comedy at it's absolute finest
Blackadder is not that great - perhaps only the earlier seasons...but still the best work Atkinson ever did. Carr is nothing...nobody regards him as anything. And dik is an insecure cunt who thinks he deserves respect here. Why? I have no fucking clue/ Perhaps because he looks like Catweazel and rides horses.
imo british humor sucks. and that's not just because i hate most british people, but it's because their humor is so fucking dry it's ridiculous that anyone could laugh at it. and the worst part is they think they're the funniest fuckers alive. suck.
wow, were arrogent for thinking were funny, but the yanks that think THEY arnt funny - who also think THEY are funny arnt arrogent?
if your gonna generalise by race then americans are fat gun weilding drunks whose idea of a good time is fucking their cousin getting drugged up and getting into a car chase on tv then shooting up a post office. but just like the guy who hates british comedy, im not racist... OR WRONG!
That comment was so full of misspellings and fuck ups...I feel sorry FOR you. If you are gonna try to put me down, at least do it in correct English sentences.
Incidentally, I know all about Americans, their culture, their strengths and weaknesses - I was married to an American and used to live there. Get your shit straight before you try to look intelligent/knowledgeable.
B1ade, learn to spell before you insult someone. Also, I didn't generalize "by race", I just happen to hate MOST british. I left myself an out - I didn't say all of them. And british humor sucking is just a fact.
I hate people who resort to saying monty python when saying british humor doesn't suck. first of all, that's the only thing they have had in the past 40 years that the rest of the world likes. meanwhile the US churns out more hilarious comedians than the rest of the world combined. second of all, i fucking hate monty python anyway. but at least it's not dry like most british comedy - it's just too slapstick
you stupid phillistine bitch. you probably think thats a faction in the gaza strip.
and dry humour is great, at least you're not being shouted one liners like you loud-ass yanks.
you get most of our humour over there anyway, just dumbed down and re-branded for your tiny minds
I'd check it out. Ricky Gervais at his worst and finest.
when i heard of teh american version, without him, I couldnt see it working, but it has its moments
saying because it was first it's better isn't true at all...steve carell is fucking hilarious in that show there's lots of funny actors in it...writing is pretty good too...although they may have jumped the shark
Well.. It's easy to keep writing stuff like that once you have an original idea to roll with..
I won't completely discredit the American vers. or Steve Carell. It's just hard for me to go along with it, because I sort of cringe at how much they stole from the British show. It's a prime example of how "unoriginal" mainstream entertainment is in our country...
Don't even get me started on comic-book movies/remakes... etc.
I think the re-branding was almost a necessity. point was it was supposed to look like an office you can find here anywhere. wasnt enough high-rises, donuts or coffee for it to translate across the pond as it was
Oh my oh my oh my. You are all fucking retards!!! Gervais and Merchant co-wrote MOST of the US version of the Office...the whole premise is basically the same...just mildly rebranded to suit. Check the credits...Gervais and Merhcant had almost total control over the scripts. HAHAHAHA! Losers.
My soon-to-be-ex American wife 'got' the UK version of Office, and loved it (it even comes with little inserts explaining what certain words and phrases mean, so Americans won't be confused). The British version is very superior to the US one...and yes, check the credits...Gervais and Merchant are very-much responsible for the American version...lots of it are VERY similar...even the whole love-story thing.
wow that was alot of comments, i can't wait to get out of this country. the fact of the matter is british comedy is for british people. but in the land of the free there is a much broader scale of people from all around the world and to maximise profits american comedy needs to be as diverse as it can be. so shut up already, i bought a door mat with the english flag on it. i'm going to have it on the doorstep of my home while i display the old glory above it. that's my opinion, i hope the brits have fun with the 5 pound sterling the mat cost
I never saw the heckling part of this. The only thing I saw was a comic with no material or talent trying to milk out an extra 3 minutes out of his act so he didn't have to resort to his other shitty jokes.
I'd like to help you with that. Jimmy Carr thinks he's clever and tries to rely on that stupid stare to get laughs, but in reality he's no more than a cunt.
Normaly I would agree, but I've been watching Trailer Park Boys on surfthechannel and it is a fucking scream. I watch two or three episodes a night. Ricky is a funny motherfucker.
Sarah Silverman might be just as (un)funny as Jimmy Carr, but she's more pleasant to look at. At least with her you can always turn the sound off when she's on TV.
Carlin was pretty funny. As far as I'm concerned he would have gone down OK in the UK. Except his last DVD. Watched it once and gave it away...
Rodney Carrington's done some funny stuff as well. So has that big, grey-haired Texan guy (forgot his name) that kept on appearing with Foxworthy (fucking cocksucker) and Larry the Cable Guy. Shit, what's his name?
And besides, if someone's funny and they speak the same language then I really don't give a fuck where they're from. I'm a Brit who likes some American and British comics. I also dislike most American and British comics.
She doesn't seem like a hecklar to me, he just picked her out and hung shit on her. I don't find that kinda thing funny, it's just like in that nutty professor movie. That scene made me sad, poor fatty getting picked on while he's out with his fine arse woman.
It was pretty funny. Light innocent humour y'know. I know we all have to act hardcore on the internet, but if you're watching a movie with your family, it's not exactly gonna be faces of death now is it?
Comments to Jimmy Carr vs. heckler.
i like his faggot face
i dislike his faggot accent
agreed...a british accent you can understand is pretty gay.
kinda like faggot fraiser
Exactly. But he was American...oh, my logic is all fucked up now. Thanks skulk!!!
Yeah. British humor sucks...and yet every motherfuckin American I've ever met...here or stateside loves it. Benny Hill, Monty Python, Keeping up Appearances, The Office/Ricky Gervais etc. etc.
Personally, I think Python sucks major balls...but you guys love it. Fucking in-denial faggots. Go circle-jerk to the Friends intro.
One more thing...Romeo? A GERMAN discussing a humor and accents thread? Hahahaha! Now, that is funny.
German standup:"Just the other day, ya, I saw dis like really small and puny person ya? He like had no blond hair or blue eyes ya? I was like, you are so inferior ya?"
That German joke was actually pretty good.
Fuck British humor. Some brit stand-ups are alright....but as for the T.V. shows and movies. Fuck em.
You mean you didn't find Shaun of the Dead to be funny?
Cruel, if you started trying with that shit derrogatory rant-laden comedy of yours at a party, I'd be the one punching you in the fucking face just to get you to shut the fuck up so we can all hear the music again.
Hehe, you get invited to parties, now THAT'S funny.
LOL Mahzer noob. Roll-up, roll-up ladies and gentlemen. We got us another spermsponge tryin to act badass online. If you even attempted to punch me in the face, I'd be the one laughing as I caught your sissy-girl attempt of manhood mid-flight, and then beat you repeadedly with your own fist. Lmao. What a fucking tool. I've had more fights than you've had male Bratwursts...and in REALITY too. Fuckin little cunt.
while shaun of the dead is a more american style comedy, it is still very juvenile and unfunny like most of british comedy which i equate to a childrens saturday morning cartoon show. giant feet stepping on people and farting were funny when I was in the 1st grade.
You really are a fuckin retard. Shaun at no point was trying to be 'more american style comedy'. You don't know what you're talking about. And as for juvenile? Ummm. Pretty much Will Ferrell's entire career has been that...culminating in the recent pathetic Stepbrothers.
trying to act badass? hang on isnt that you? or is the two paragraph rant slaging everyone off you being cool?
lmao... i'm trying to figure out why cruel is calling people noobs...
last 0 things submitted= long-term noob
Fuck off back to your formulaic bullshit Cruelwhunu.
Lmao? Stfu Tyrone, you dirty nigger. Yeah, I'm a noob because I choose not to post pics or vids. Get a fuckin piece of chicken and shove it up your ass.
And where's this 2-paragraph rant with me slagging, sorry 'slaging' everyone off? Ignorant cunt.
And cheeky? You're weak sauce on legs...go back to sleep.
cruel say - i need weed
Lol...you got it poss.
Weak sauce? Ha ha ha ha ha. Cruel needs a hot dose. Fucking whunu wannabe
Riiight.
you are a true little bitch cruel..fucking pussy...rap me a river you fag
I have a better idea. How about I fuck your skanky-ass bitch jamiee up the ass while you wank furiously in the corner.
Before Baldik can wank in the corner he has to get wankingpisski's pemission cos he's a pussy whipped fag boy for his gay bitch cell boss. Baldik shut the fuck up u rancid monkey bollock!
Jimmy carr is very highly regarded in the UK as one fucking hell of a shit comedian. if that couple hadn't been in the audience his act would have bombed again. he's a fucking wanker of the highest calibre.
Jimmy Carr is not a great example of British talent. However, he was regarded highly enough in the Sates to have his own show...I forget the name of it.
jamie would kick your ass you fairy...why don't you rap her an apology...you wanker
How about I wrap you up in cotton wool...the best thing for a never-will-be like you. You'd get a kick outta me showin you how to fuck your manly-looking ho wouldn't you? Motherfucking ugly cunt.
Cruel Carr is a cunt - end of! He's so highly regarded you cans't remember. that's no problem just keep the cunt locked out of your reality. Ignore baldik he's looing for turnips. (Blackadder reference) - pure comedy at it's absolute finest
Blackadder is not that great - perhaps only the earlier seasons...but still the best work Atkinson ever did. Carr is nothing...nobody regards him as anything. And dik is an insecure cunt who thinks he deserves respect here. Why? I have no fucking clue/ Perhaps because he looks like Catweazel and rides horses.
thats funny.
so the guy can point out the obvious, whoopty fucking-doo
Thats a masterful summary of British humour.
imo british humor sucks. and that's not just because i hate most british people, but it's because their humor is so fucking dry it's ridiculous that anyone could laugh at it. and the worst part is they think they're the funniest fuckers alive. suck.
Let's see you say something funny, coldsore.
Actually, I'm British, and I would consider myself pretty funny...and my accent is pretty international.
anyone who thinks british humour isnt funny - i have two words
Monty Python.
now go fuck yourselves
Dylan Moran is pretty funny. In a drunken Irish idiot kind of way.
British humour is nothing but grown men dressing up like women.
Brilliant.
wow, were arrogent for thinking were funny, but the yanks that think THEY arnt funny - who also think THEY are funny arnt arrogent?
if your gonna generalise by race then americans are fat gun weilding drunks whose idea of a good time is fucking their cousin getting drugged up and getting into a car chase on tv then shooting up a post office. but just like the guy who hates british comedy, im not racist... OR WRONG!
That comment was so full of misspellings and fuck ups...I feel sorry FOR you. If you are gonna try to put me down, at least do it in correct English sentences.
Incidentally, I know all about Americans, their culture, their strengths and weaknesses - I was married to an American and used to live there. Get your shit straight before you try to look intelligent/knowledgeable.
B1ade, learn to spell before you insult someone. Also, I didn't generalize "by race", I just happen to hate MOST british. I left myself an out - I didn't say all of them. And british humor sucking is just a fact.
I hate people who resort to saying monty python when saying british humor doesn't suck. first of all, that's the only thing they have had in the past 40 years that the rest of the world likes. meanwhile the US churns out more hilarious comedians than the rest of the world combined. second of all, i fucking hate monty python anyway. but at least it's not dry like most british comedy - it's just too slapstick
How about the office?
That didn't take long to come up with an example of something Americans were climbing over themselves for.
you stupid phillistine bitch. you probably think thats a faction in the gaza strip.
and dry humour is great, at least you're not being shouted one liners like you loud-ass yanks.
you get most of our humour over there anyway, just dumbed down and re-branded for your tiny minds
i've never seen the british office...is it good or what?...the american one is pretty funny
The American office is way funnier than the British one.
I'd check it out. Ricky Gervais at his worst and finest.
when i heard of teh american version, without him, I couldnt see it working, but it has its moments
Blasphemy rish...
Ricky Gervias tops Steve Carell. The British office was more original (obviously) cause it came first. Better writing as well.
yeah it was original, there hadn't been much like it before. Does Steve Merchant write the for the american version as well?
Pretty sure no... Ricky and Steve are doing that show Extras now on HBO.. which is also hilarious, in a non-british sort of way too.
saying because it was first it's better isn't true at all...steve carell is fucking hilarious in that show there's lots of funny actors in it...writing is pretty good too...although they may have jumped the shark
Well.. It's easy to keep writing stuff like that once you have an original idea to roll with..
I won't completely discredit the American vers. or Steve Carell. It's just hard for me to go along with it, because I sort of cringe at how much they stole from the British show. It's a prime example of how "unoriginal" mainstream entertainment is in our country...
Don't even get me started on comic-book movies/remakes... etc.
Oh, please tell us how unoriginal movie remakes are. That sounds really interesting.
I think the re-branding was almost a necessity. point was it was supposed to look like an office you can find here anywhere. wasnt enough high-rises, donuts or coffee for it to translate across the pond as it was
All I'm getting at, is people should look at where content comes from... And judge it based on that more than, oh... it made me laugh.
Americans like their version because it is much easier for them to follow. Too many of the jokes in the original were far too subtle for them.
They need jokes explained to them. It is just that simple.
Oh my oh my oh my. You are all fucking retards!!! Gervais and Merchant co-wrote MOST of the US version of the Office...the whole premise is basically the same...just mildly rebranded to suit. Check the credits...Gervais and Merhcant had almost total control over the scripts. HAHAHAHA! Losers.
dik, watch the British version, you'll love it.
It is VERY dry humour.
is ricky gervais the steve carrel character?
Yes.
Yes, watch it now.
Find it on the internet & get to it.
One of the finest comedies in recent years. Extras is fucking great too.
My soon-to-be-ex American wife 'got' the UK version of Office, and loved it (it even comes with little inserts explaining what certain words and phrases mean, so Americans won't be confused). The British version is very superior to the US one...and yes, check the credits...Gervais and Merchant are very-much responsible for the American version...lots of it are VERY similar...even the whole love-story thing.
The funniest thing about the American version is that fact they had to dumb it down & make all the jokes obvious.
And let's not forget Men Behaving Badly. Funny as fuck in the UK, absolute shite in the US.
Red Dwarf was a better comedy, but that too was lost in the conversion to American.
Well...dare I say this? Golden Girls in US format. One of my all-time favorites. UK version? Hmmm. Let's not go there.
the fucking golden girls?...you are a world class dicksucker
I have never heard of Golden Girls but it sounds gay.
Golden Girls is brilliant dik, and you know it. I'm not afraid to admit it.
wow that was alot of comments, i can't wait to get out of this country. the fact of the matter is british comedy is for british people. but in the land of the free there is a much broader scale of people from all around the world and to maximise profits american comedy needs to be as diverse as it can be. so shut up already, i bought a door mat with the english flag on it. i'm going to have it on the doorstep of my home while i display the old glory above it. that's my opinion, i hope the brits have fun with the 5 pound sterling the mat cost
Lol what a dumb bitch
I never saw the heckling part of this. The only thing I saw was a comic with no material or talent trying to milk out an extra 3 minutes out of his act so he didn't have to resort to his other shitty jokes.
English comedy sucks ass.
unlike you that sucks cock
unlike you that sucks at comments
i want to smash his flat fucking face with a brick
I'd like to help you with that. Jimmy Carr thinks he's clever and tries to rely on that stupid stare to get laughs, but in reality he's no more than a cunt.
So true.
2 brits that hate him....great!
gotta say, when he first showed up his jokes were so sarcastic and dry. now he'll do just about any job offered.
sell-out plastic looking bitch.
i wanna shove a brick up his asshole
Brittish comedy + Canadian comedy =
SHIT!
Normaly I would agree, but I've been watching Trailer Park Boys on surfthechannel and it is a fucking scream. I watch two or three episodes a night. Ricky is a funny motherfucker.
i dont see what Canadian comedy had to do with this.
Go write a fucking whiney email Markiefucknut
okay!
But suck my dick first.
i kinda liked him in saw i-xii, or how many have been there?
Yeah we're shit over here, I'm glad you sent us Sarah Silverman to show us how it's done.
Don't forget The Class.
Sarah Silverman might be just as (un)funny as Jimmy Carr, but she's more pleasant to look at. At least with her you can always turn the sound off when she's on TV.
richard pryor, george carlin, denis leary
Oh yeah...The Class. Really fucking brilliant that. So good it's got Sean fucking Maguire in it.
Richard Pryor I can agree with Possum, George Carlin is still an unknown quantity over here. Denis Leary? Fuck off
i liked leary's stand-up back in the 90's...havent seen much of his recent stuff...
btw - i dunno if carlin's stuff translates too well to brits?
That was the joke...fucking cunt.
My comment@cheekycunt btw.
Carlin was pretty funny. As far as I'm concerned he would have gone down OK in the UK. Except his last DVD. Watched it once and gave it away...
Rodney Carrington's done some funny stuff as well. So has that big, grey-haired Texan guy (forgot his name) that kept on appearing with Foxworthy (fucking cocksucker) and Larry the Cable Guy. Shit, what's his name?
American tv comedy is like fast food. Photo's there to make it look good but it's full of shit.
CruelHM is like Whunu. A whining eejit.
^Ron White.
Carlin probably would have gone down a storm, pity he never really toured here.
And besides, if someone's funny and they speak the same language then I really don't give a fuck where they're from. I'm a Brit who likes some American and British comics. I also dislike most American and British comics.
I actually really like what I've seen of George Carlin. But Dennis Leary isn't that good, he's like a poor man's Bill Hicks, only not as funny.
Bill Hicks was awesome.
RIP Bill Hicks. Dead at 32. Fucking tragedy.
'RIP Bill Hicks. Dead at 32. Fucking tragedy'
Thats the funniest thing he did.
She doesn't seem like a hecklar to me, he just picked her out and hung shit on her. I don't find that kinda thing funny, it's just like in that nutty professor movie. That scene made me sad, poor fatty getting picked on while he's out with his fine arse woman.
You watched the Nutty Professor and better yet remember a scene from it?
i remember that scene too. eddie murphy is alright
Eddie Murphy WAS alright. He hasn't been funny since the early to mid-80s.
The Nutless Confessor just looked too dumb. I could never watch it.
It was pretty funny. Light innocent humour y'know. I know we all have to act hardcore on the internet, but if you're watching a movie with your family, it's not exactly gonna be faces of death now is it?
wasnt that movie out like 10 years ago? i was in highschool back then. and hank was blowing sailors out in the sea
The americans will never understand deadpan humour
I'm not sure why any1 here is trying to put down British comedy...when it's so clear it's incredibly popular worldwide...nowhere more than the US.
Lots of Americans understand it.
The americans really love our British humour and are jealous that they just cant replicate it
Which is it, Moron?
Most Americans don't understand irony.
Baloney.
Anybody on Mucho want to be my fuckbuddy ?
Are you blonde, no more than 5'8, sexy, and have a cunt that can pop off beer bottle tops?
No but thats exactly what im looking for
ah, 5'8 tall? I thought you were talking about age.... (didn't see the ' )
He's a gimp
A nation of people who find Dane Cook funny don't like British humour, what a shocker.
Dane Cook was just a phase for Americans. Everyone I know lost interest him right after his first tv appearance.
who cares what you think you chunk of human shit
Jimmy Carr isn't exactly the best ambassador for british comedy. There are many MUCH funnier British comedians around
Bill Bailey
You're a cunt. But Bill Bailey is a good one.