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John Smiths advert

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Comments to John Smiths advert

  • bichofelix
    bichofelix 2007-05-04T04:16:10Z says:

    Uno..

    • Mystaplersmomisawhore
      Mystaplersmomisawhore 2007-05-04T04:17:31Z says:

      No one gives a shit you cunt

    • gman98
      gman98 2007-05-04T04:26:06Z says:

      nice head, who kicked it 500 times and made it ugly?

    • avatar_ignis
      avatar_ignis 2007-05-04T04:43:03Z says:

      shh be nice, he has down syndrome, hence all the retarded "first" posts. take that shit to ebaums, please

    • bichofelix
      bichofelix 2007-05-04T05:27:19Z says:

      ^^Be nice avatar_ignis be nice ok..you are so primero..in getting gag and fist fuck by your mother..

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-05-04T16:54:01Z says:

      I feel for you bichofelix. Did that yesterday and people send me horrible messages. Like I gave a flying fuck.

    • avatar_ignis
      avatar_ignis 2007-05-04T22:30:11Z says:

      apparently he does give a fuck cause he's all pissy now.

    • bichofelix
      bichofelix 2007-05-04T22:47:03Z says:

      ^^Man, I am Laughing my ass off..

    • borracho5000
      borracho5000 2007-05-04T23:10:14Z says:

      bichofelix wasnt always a cunt...that first shit is just lame.

    • legaldick
      legaldick 2007-05-04T23:20:00Z says:

      Ya know, i've gotta agree with Borracho5K on this one. Felix wasn't always like this. There was sun in his life at one point. Then, the incident with his family and the Yakuza, and now...ultra-twattery just hides the homosexual shame that only a powerful 70yr old Japanese man could generate.

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-05-04T23:26:41Z says:

      I remember those days, and the 70yr old Japanese man...

    • legaldick
      legaldick 2007-05-04T23:31:05Z says:

      He tips well.

    • bichofelix
      bichofelix 2007-05-05T01:04:00Z says:

      Come on fellas..Can you forgive me..

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-05-06T11:22:54Z says:

      No.

    • legaldick
      legaldick 2007-05-07T02:33:14Z says:

      Can you forgive the geriatric Jap??? Didn't think so. I believe you have your answer.

    • JackingJumpFlash
      JackingJumpFlash 2007-05-08T06:56:08Z says:

      Bitch

  • zombieanimalsemn
    zombieanimalsemn 2007-05-04T06:36:26Z says:

    1st + 6th - 4th = 3rd
    3rd - uno + Uno = fag = 1
    ...so FIRST!

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-05-04T06:39:56Z says:

      6-2+57598123-23546=Use the fucking reply button.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-05-04T07:28:21Z says:

      The smerfinator strikes again.

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-05-04T09:00:33Z says:

      Hyyah!!

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-05-04T16:52:46Z says:

      One day, smerf, all will use the reply button. Oh yes, one day it will happen.

    • lambsamber
      lambsamber 2007-05-05T00:40:56Z says:

      It's O.K. smerf, you don't have to get that upset when people don't use the reply button. Maybe you should focus on more important things in life.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-05-05T16:06:49Z says:

      like the reply button

  • fabreeze805
    fabreeze805 2007-05-04T07:36:41Z says:

    CANNONBALL!!!

  • fries-please
    fries-please 2007-05-04T11:31:56Z says:

    top bombing !!

  • cheekycov
    cheekycov 2007-05-04T16:50:20Z says:

    John Smith...A running bomb. Quality...Almost as good as the Lamb Bhuna one.

  • evilhugo
    evilhugo 2007-05-04T23:06:18Z says:

    I don`t get this kind of British humor.

    • Soah
      Soah 2007-05-05T06:38:37Z says:

      nothing really to get, it was just lame.

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2007-05-05T11:09:02Z says:

      like american humor

    • Dekor
      Dekor 2007-05-05T12:04:12Z says:

      British humour requires intelligence to be understood. Hence you don't get it.

    • Soah
      Soah 2007-05-05T14:30:55Z says:

      not really, american humuor, british humour bollywood humour, whatever if i saw this anywear it would still be lame.

    • Soah
      Soah 2007-05-05T14:31:22Z says:

      and i typed anywear soooo, yeah -_-.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-05-05T16:07:33Z says:

      Why am I not surprised.

    • NormansRedPalace
      NormansRedPalace 2007-05-05T17:00:49Z says:

      It's just a question of taste...Some people like subtle humor that requires a degree of intelligence to understand- observational humor like this for example but on the other hand some people like Will and Grace, Everybody loves Raymond and Coach.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-05-05T22:52:13Z says:

      With laughter tracks to tell you what's funny.

    • Soah
      Soah 2007-05-06T05:01:56Z says:

      hey it was early and i knew this whole you have to be intelligent to get this british humour thing was getting annoying and old.
      a. to get some british stuff you have to be english in the first place and know slang and stuff.
      2. this commercial was obviously made by 5 year olds so i don't even know where intelligence would even come in with this one.

    • NormansRedPalace
      NormansRedPalace 2007-05-06T11:10:58Z says:

      I like how you go from point a to point 2...are you sure you arent 5 years old? England isn't the only country in Britain either.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-05-06T11:26:45Z says:

      There is nothing subtle or intelligence-requiring about this clip. It is 'observational' though, or 'visual' as it's usually called.

    • NormansRedPalace
      NormansRedPalace 2007-05-06T11:57:11Z says:

      I said a degree of intelligence, which is needed to understand the joke. Where you come from it might be called visual humor, but here its observational humor- For example, this is an observation on stereotypical English tourists 'loutish' behaviour. Visual humor means slapstick over here.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-05-06T12:13:21Z says:

      1 degree is enough? A 'degree' of intelligence is required to lift a spoon to your mouth.

    • NormansRedPalace
      NormansRedPalace 2007-05-06T12:16:51Z says:

      Yes thats why it was mildy insulting.

    • Soah
      Soah 2007-05-07T01:10:29Z says:

      normans do you even know why this commercial is supposed to be funny?
      and the a. 2. was a joke. also you know what i was still trying to get at in point a. don't be a douche.

    • NormansRedPalace
      NormansRedPalace 2007-05-07T11:24:30Z says:

      Yes look above and you'll get an explanation...as for the point a 2 bit, you weren't joking. Douche? Thats just mean.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2007-05-07T11:37:15Z says:

      British adverts are very witty and visual and dont just have some crazed American trying to sell you a knackered Oldmobile or rifle.....

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-05-07T11:46:42Z says:

      Don't you mean 'observational'?

    • NormansRedPalace
      NormansRedPalace 2007-05-07T11:55:09Z says:

      Now you're learning.

    • Soah
      Soah 2007-05-07T15:54:07Z says:

      you people sound unintelligent enough trying to diss americans with stereotypes. and i asked you do you know whyyy it's supposed to be funny! i didn't know about "john smith adverts" and you don't need to to get a fricken commercial! but the reeeeeassson this particular one is funny, which you failed to answer, is because in diving the objective is to create as small of a splash possible. here comes the big guy doing the opposite and hahaha they give him a good score because it's the whole frat humour thing. now i think it is also funny how here you all are talking about intelligence when this commercial is actually about being an idiot. and again i say it is lame, i've seen it in american comedy all the friggen time! and yes! the a. 2. thing was a joke, have you never seen that before? or should i pull out the "you're too dumb" card too?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-05-07T15:59:02Z says:

      Show us your tits.

    • Dekor
      Dekor 2007-05-07T16:41:54Z says:

      mmm titties

    • NormansRedPalace
      NormansRedPalace 2007-05-07T17:05:08Z says:

      For the last time, it's mocking English tourists 'lout' behaviour, yes diving is supposed to be gracefull but us Brits are known throughout Europe as classless drunks... there was a whole series of adverts mocking British stereotypes if you had seen them you might understand...but probably not cos you're a dumbass yank now do as you are told and show us them titties.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-05-07T21:47:10Z says:

      Bit more simple than that. At just about every swimming pool in the land is a sign saying "No Divebombing".

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-05-07T22:15:44Z says:

      Bombing's the only style of diving I'm any good at. It's unfair that somebody can do a triple doohickey with a half haddock twist at any pool they want, but bombing's out.

    • Soah
      Soah 2007-05-07T23:53:53Z says:

      all you bastards probably have bigger titties than me. and seeing as normans is an expert at these lame ass adverts and seems to take huge pride in it, watch dennis miller and see how much you get.

    • dik
      dik 2007-05-08T00:02:01Z says:

      i have one big tit in the middle.

    • Soah
      Soah 2007-05-08T06:48:28Z says:

      wonderful, can you sumbit a video of you licking it?

    • Dekor
      Dekor 2007-05-08T07:24:04Z says:

      Then perhaps Soah will send in video of him feeding the strange animal between his legs.

Dekor
posted May 04, 2007