Ya know, i've gotta agree with Borracho5K on this one. Felix wasn't always like this. There was sun in his life at one point. Then, the incident with his family and the Yakuza, and now...ultra-twattery just hides the homosexual shame that only a powerful 70yr old Japanese man could generate.
It's just a question of taste...Some people like subtle humor that requires a degree of intelligence to understand- observational humor like this for example but on the other hand some people like Will and Grace, Everybody loves Raymond and Coach.
hey it was early and i knew this whole you have to be intelligent to get this british humour thing was getting annoying and old.
a. to get some british stuff you have to be english in the first place and know slang and stuff.
2. this commercial was obviously made by 5 year olds so i don't even know where intelligence would even come in with this one.
I said a degree of intelligence, which is needed to understand the joke. Where you come from it might be called visual humor, but here its observational humor- For example, this is an observation on stereotypical English tourists 'loutish' behaviour. Visual humor means slapstick over here.
normans do you even know why this commercial is supposed to be funny?
and the a. 2. was a joke. also you know what i was still trying to get at in point a. don't be a douche.
you people sound unintelligent enough trying to diss americans with stereotypes. and i asked you do you know whyyy it's supposed to be funny! i didn't know about "john smith adverts" and you don't need to to get a fricken commercial! but the reeeeeassson this particular one is funny, which you failed to answer, is because in diving the objective is to create as small of a splash possible. here comes the big guy doing the opposite and hahaha they give him a good score because it's the whole frat humour thing. now i think it is also funny how here you all are talking about intelligence when this commercial is actually about being an idiot. and again i say it is lame, i've seen it in american comedy all the friggen time! and yes! the a. 2. thing was a joke, have you never seen that before? or should i pull out the "you're too dumb" card too?
For the last time, it's mocking English tourists 'lout' behaviour, yes diving is supposed to be gracefull but us Brits are known throughout Europe as classless drunks... there was a whole series of adverts mocking British stereotypes if you had seen them you might understand...but probably not cos you're a dumbass yank now do as you are told and show us them titties.
Bombing's the only style of diving I'm any good at. It's unfair that somebody can do a triple doohickey with a half haddock twist at any pool they want, but bombing's out.
all you bastards probably have bigger titties than me. and seeing as normans is an expert at these lame ass adverts and seems to take huge pride in it, watch dennis miller and see how much you get.
Comments to John Smiths advert
Uno..
No one gives a shit you cunt
nice head, who kicked it 500 times and made it ugly?
shh be nice, he has down syndrome, hence all the retarded "first" posts. take that shit to ebaums, please
^^Be nice avatar_ignis be nice ok..you are so primero..in getting gag and fist fuck by your mother..
I feel for you bichofelix. Did that yesterday and people send me horrible messages. Like I gave a flying fuck.
apparently he does give a fuck cause he's all pissy now.
^^Man, I am Laughing my ass off..
bichofelix wasnt always a cunt...that first shit is just lame.
Ya know, i've gotta agree with Borracho5K on this one. Felix wasn't always like this. There was sun in his life at one point. Then, the incident with his family and the Yakuza, and now...ultra-twattery just hides the homosexual shame that only a powerful 70yr old Japanese man could generate.
I remember those days, and the 70yr old Japanese man...
He tips well.
Come on fellas..Can you forgive me..
No.
Can you forgive the geriatric Jap??? Didn't think so. I believe you have your answer.
Bitch
1st + 6th - 4th = 3rd
3rd - uno + Uno = fag = 1
...so FIRST!
6-2+57598123-23546=Use the fucking reply button.
The smerfinator strikes again.
Hyyah!!
One day, smerf, all will use the reply button. Oh yes, one day it will happen.
It's O.K. smerf, you don't have to get that upset when people don't use the reply button. Maybe you should focus on more important things in life.
like the reply button
CANNONBALL!!!
top bombing !!
John Smith...A running bomb. Quality...Almost as good as the Lamb Bhuna one.
I don`t get this kind of British humor.
nothing really to get, it was just lame.
like american humor
British humour requires intelligence to be understood. Hence you don't get it.
not really, american humuor, british humour bollywood humour, whatever if i saw this anywear it would still be lame.
and i typed anywear soooo, yeah -_-.
Why am I not surprised.
It's just a question of taste...Some people like subtle humor that requires a degree of intelligence to understand- observational humor like this for example but on the other hand some people like Will and Grace, Everybody loves Raymond and Coach.
With laughter tracks to tell you what's funny.
hey it was early and i knew this whole you have to be intelligent to get this british humour thing was getting annoying and old.
a. to get some british stuff you have to be english in the first place and know slang and stuff.
2. this commercial was obviously made by 5 year olds so i don't even know where intelligence would even come in with this one.
I like how you go from point a to point 2...are you sure you arent 5 years old? England isn't the only country in Britain either.
There is nothing subtle or intelligence-requiring about this clip. It is 'observational' though, or 'visual' as it's usually called.
I said a degree of intelligence, which is needed to understand the joke. Where you come from it might be called visual humor, but here its observational humor- For example, this is an observation on stereotypical English tourists 'loutish' behaviour. Visual humor means slapstick over here.
1 degree is enough? A 'degree' of intelligence is required to lift a spoon to your mouth.
Yes thats why it was mildy insulting.
normans do you even know why this commercial is supposed to be funny?
and the a. 2. was a joke. also you know what i was still trying to get at in point a. don't be a douche.
Yes look above and you'll get an explanation...as for the point a 2 bit, you weren't joking. Douche? Thats just mean.
British adverts are very witty and visual and dont just have some crazed American trying to sell you a knackered Oldmobile or rifle.....
Don't you mean 'observational'?
Now you're learning.
you people sound unintelligent enough trying to diss americans with stereotypes. and i asked you do you know whyyy it's supposed to be funny! i didn't know about "john smith adverts" and you don't need to to get a fricken commercial! but the reeeeeassson this particular one is funny, which you failed to answer, is because in diving the objective is to create as small of a splash possible. here comes the big guy doing the opposite and hahaha they give him a good score because it's the whole frat humour thing. now i think it is also funny how here you all are talking about intelligence when this commercial is actually about being an idiot. and again i say it is lame, i've seen it in american comedy all the friggen time! and yes! the a. 2. thing was a joke, have you never seen that before? or should i pull out the "you're too dumb" card too?
Show us your tits.
mmm titties
For the last time, it's mocking English tourists 'lout' behaviour, yes diving is supposed to be gracefull but us Brits are known throughout Europe as classless drunks... there was a whole series of adverts mocking British stereotypes if you had seen them you might understand...but probably not cos you're a dumbass yank now do as you are told and show us them titties.
Bit more simple than that. At just about every swimming pool in the land is a sign saying "No Divebombing".
Bombing's the only style of diving I'm any good at. It's unfair that somebody can do a triple doohickey with a half haddock twist at any pool they want, but bombing's out.
all you bastards probably have bigger titties than me. and seeing as normans is an expert at these lame ass adverts and seems to take huge pride in it, watch dennis miller and see how much you get.
i have one big tit in the middle.
wonderful, can you sumbit a video of you licking it?
Then perhaps Soah will send in video of him feeding the strange animal between his legs.