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John Smiths advert

Classic John Smiths advert!

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Comments to John Smiths advert

  • Bicho-1217001131
    bichofelix says:

    Uno..

    2007-05-04T04:16:10Z
    • Aqua_teen

      No one gives a shit you cunt

      2007-05-04T04:17:31Z
    • 16x16
      gman98 says:

      nice head, who kicked it 500 times and made it ugly?

      2007-05-04T04:26:06Z
    • 1374140148

      shh be nice, he has down syndrome, hence all the retarded "first" posts. take that shit to ebaums, please

      2007-05-04T04:43:03Z
    • Bicho-1217001131
      bichofelix says:

      ^^Be nice avatar_ignis be nice ok..you are so primero..in getting gag and fist fuck by your mother..

      2007-05-04T05:27:19Z
    • Cheekyhunt
      cheekycov says:

      I feel for you bichofelix. Did that yesterday and people send me horrible messages. Like I gave a flying fuck.

      2007-05-04T16:54:01Z
    • 1374140148

      apparently he does give a fuck cause he's all pissy now.

      2007-05-04T22:30:11Z
    • Bicho-1217001131
      bichofelix says:

      ^^Man, I am Laughing my ass off..

      2007-05-04T22:47:03Z
    • Sjff_03_img1363

      bichofelix wasnt always a cunt...that first shit is just lame.

      2007-05-04T23:10:14Z
    • Spqr
      legaldick says:

      Ya know, i've gotta agree with Borracho5K on this one. Felix wasn't always like this. There was sun in his life at one point. Then, the incident with his family and the Yakuza, and now...ultra-twattery just hides the homosexual shame that only a powerful 70yr old Japanese man could generate.

      2007-05-04T23:20:00Z
    • Texas
      supernova says:

      I remember those days, and the 70yr old Japanese man...

      2007-05-04T23:26:41Z
    • Spqr
      legaldick says:

      He tips well.

      2007-05-04T23:31:05Z
    • Bicho-1217001131
      bichofelix says:

      Come on fellas..Can you forgive me..

      2007-05-05T01:04:00Z
    • Bukowski2

      No.

      2007-05-06T11:22:54Z
    • Spqr
      legaldick says:

      Can you forgive the geriatric Jap??? Didn't think so. I believe you have your answer.

      2007-05-07T02:33:14Z
    • Disabled_sex_1_

      Bitch

      2007-05-08T06:56:08Z
  • 48x48

    1st + 6th - 4th = 3rd
    3rd - uno + Uno = fag = 1
    ...so FIRST!

    2007-05-04T06:36:26Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      6-2+57598123-23546=Use the fucking reply button.

      2007-05-04T06:39:56Z
    • Bukowski2

      The smerfinator strikes again.

      2007-05-04T07:28:21Z
    • Texas
      supernova says:

      Hyyah!!

      2007-05-04T09:00:33Z
    • Cheekyhunt
      cheekycov says:

      One day, smerf, all will use the reply button. Oh yes, one day it will happen.

      2007-05-04T16:52:46Z
    • 16x16
      lambsamber says:

      It's O.K. smerf, you don't have to get that upset when people don't use the reply button. Maybe you should focus on more important things in life.

      2007-05-05T00:40:56Z
    • Cheekyhunt
      cheekycov says:

      like the reply button

      2007-05-05T16:06:49Z
  • Iconator_15681aa803ea6d2cd87d1db805b12975

    CANNONBALL!!!

    2007-05-04T07:36:41Z
  • Picture_0102

    top bombing !!

    2007-05-04T11:31:56Z
  • Cheekyhunt
    cheekycov says:

    John Smith...A running bomb. Quality...Almost as good as the Lamb Bhuna one.

    2007-05-04T16:50:20Z
  • Bunny
    evilhugo says:

    I don`t get this kind of British humor.

    2007-05-04T23:06:18Z
    • Mn2
      Soah says:

      nothing really to get, it was just lame.

      2007-05-05T06:38:37Z
    • 16x16
      Plantshit says:

      like american humor

      2007-05-05T11:09:02Z
    • Don_tdodrugs
      Dekor says:

      British humour requires intelligence to be understood. Hence you don't get it.

      2007-05-05T12:04:12Z
    • Mn2
      Soah says:

      not really, american humuor, british humour bollywood humour, whatever if i saw this anywear it would still be lame.

      2007-05-05T14:30:55Z
    • Mn2
      Soah says:

      and i typed anywear soooo, yeah -_-.

      2007-05-05T14:31:22Z
    • Cheekyhunt
      cheekycov says:

      Why am I not surprised.

      2007-05-05T16:07:33Z
    • 16x16

      It's just a question of taste...Some people like subtle humor that requires a degree of intelligence to understand- observational humor like this for example but on the other hand some people like Will and Grace, Everybody loves Raymond and Coach.

      2007-05-05T17:00:49Z
    • Cheekyhunt
      cheekycov says:

      With laughter tracks to tell you what's funny.

      2007-05-05T22:52:13Z
    • Mn2
      Soah says:

      hey it was early and i knew this whole you have to be intelligent to get this british humour thing was getting annoying and old.
      a. to get some british stuff you have to be english in the first place and know slang and stuff.
      2. this commercial was obviously made by 5 year olds so i don't even know where intelligence would even come in with this one.

      2007-05-06T05:01:56Z
    • 16x16

      I like how you go from point a to point 2...are you sure you arent 5 years old? England isn't the only country in Britain either.

      2007-05-06T11:10:58Z
    • Bukowski2

      There is nothing subtle or intelligence-requiring about this clip. It is 'observational' though, or 'visual' as it's usually called.

      2007-05-06T11:26:45Z
    • 16x16

      I said a degree of intelligence, which is needed to understand the joke. Where you come from it might be called visual humor, but here its observational humor- For example, this is an observation on stereotypical English tourists 'loutish' behaviour. Visual humor means slapstick over here.

      2007-05-06T11:57:11Z
    • Bukowski2

      1 degree is enough? A 'degree' of intelligence is required to lift a spoon to your mouth.

      2007-05-06T12:13:21Z
    • 16x16

      Yes thats why it was mildy insulting.

      2007-05-06T12:16:51Z
    • Mn2
      Soah says:

      normans do you even know why this commercial is supposed to be funny?
      and the a. 2. was a joke. also you know what i was still trying to get at in point a. don't be a douche.

      2007-05-07T01:10:29Z
    • 16x16

      Yes look above and you'll get an explanation...as for the point a 2 bit, you weren't joking. Douche? Thats just mean.

      2007-05-07T11:24:30Z
    • Picture_0102

      British adverts are very witty and visual and dont just have some crazed American trying to sell you a knackered Oldmobile or rifle.....

      2007-05-07T11:37:15Z
    • Bukowski2

      Don't you mean 'observational'?

      2007-05-07T11:46:42Z
    • 16x16

      Now you're learning.

      2007-05-07T11:55:09Z
    • Mn2
      Soah says:

      you people sound unintelligent enough trying to diss americans with stereotypes. and i asked you do you know whyyy it's supposed to be funny! i didn't know about "john smith adverts" and you don't need to to get a fricken commercial! but the reeeeeassson this particular one is funny, which you failed to answer, is because in diving the objective is to create as small of a splash possible. here comes the big guy doing the opposite and hahaha they give him a good score because it's the whole frat humour thing. now i think it is also funny how here you all are talking about intelligence when this commercial is actually about being an idiot. and again i say it is lame, i've seen it in american comedy all the friggen time! and yes! the a. 2. thing was a joke, have you never seen that before? or should i pull out the "you're too dumb" card too?

      2007-05-07T15:54:07Z
    • Bukowski2

      Show us your tits.

      2007-05-07T15:59:02Z
    • Don_tdodrugs
      Dekor says:

      mmm titties

      2007-05-07T16:41:54Z
    • 16x16

      For the last time, it's mocking English tourists 'lout' behaviour, yes diving is supposed to be gracefull but us Brits are known throughout Europe as classless drunks... there was a whole series of adverts mocking British stereotypes if you had seen them you might understand...but probably not cos you're a dumbass yank now do as you are told and show us them titties.

      2007-05-07T17:05:08Z
    • Cheekyhunt
      cheekycov says:

      Bit more simple than that. At just about every swimming pool in the land is a sign saying "No Divebombing".

      2007-05-07T21:47:10Z
    • Not_guilty

      Bombing's the only style of diving I'm any good at. It's unfair that somebody can do a triple doohickey with a half haddock twist at any pool they want, but bombing's out.

      2007-05-07T22:15:44Z
    • Mn2
      Soah says:

      all you bastards probably have bigger titties than me. and seeing as normans is an expert at these lame ass adverts and seems to take huge pride in it, watch dennis miller and see how much you get.

      2007-05-07T23:53:53Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      i have one big tit in the middle.

      2007-05-08T00:02:01Z
    • Mn2
      Soah says:

      wonderful, can you sumbit a video of you licking it?

      2007-05-08T06:48:28Z
    • Don_tdodrugs
      Dekor says:

      Then perhaps Soah will send in video of him feeding the strange animal between his legs.

      2007-05-08T07:24:04Z
Don_tdodrugs
posted May 04, 2007