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and eastern bloc hookers will love you... so gay lol... and finally yes... this is a real ukrainian recruitment video...

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Comments to join the ukrainian army!

  • Erin_go_bragh
    1rish1 says:

    Remotherfuckingpost

    2008-05-01T04:05:50Z
    • Yak
      yak says:

      find it.

      2008-05-01T04:11:42Z
    • Yak
      yak says:

      or shut the fuck up.

      2008-05-01T04:11:54Z
    • Dejavu
      DejaVu says:

      banhammer!

      2008-05-01T04:13:25Z
    • Yak
      yak says:

      its like with clue, you can make an accusation but if you are wrong you lose the game, but if you are right you win.
      i think thats how its going to be from now on.
      i'll reward a person with a 24 hour ban of anyone they want, but if they lose i'll just permban them ;/

      2008-05-01T04:18:29Z
    • Glass_of_beer
      Apathy says:

      Neato!

      2008-05-01T04:20:30Z
    • Dejavu
      DejaVu says:

      i'm really good at clue. i'm like a freaking clue master. if there's ever a muchocon or whatever, i'll bring one of my clue boards and you guys can pit your wits against me.

      2008-05-01T04:27:11Z
    • Poop
      thebeeches says:

      miss scarlet with the candle stick in the observatory!

      2008-05-01T04:43:08Z
    • Nou
      Darktide5 says:

      Can someone 24 hour ban yourself? or will you just unban you straight away?

      2008-05-01T06:09:59Z
    • Uber_icon
      Asphalt says:

      Colonel Mustard in the pantry with Mrs. Peacock

      2008-05-01T06:31:15Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      See, that's why if I'm not sure, I'll say "I think this is a repost"

      2008-05-01T07:26:44Z
    • Pic_16

      ....i think its not...

      2008-05-01T12:46:57Z
    • Cartoonjordan2
      DOERanger says:

      Repost or not, he said booby in there somewhere.

      Booby.

      2008-05-01T13:04:40Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      it is a repost. definitely.

      2008-05-01T13:57:35Z
    • Erin_go_bragh
      1rish1 says:

      I know.

      2008-05-01T21:19:47Z
    • Wolverine6
      SNIKT says:

      Close Asphalt, Colonel Mustard in the pantry with Prof. Plum.

      2008-05-02T07:28:03Z
  • 48x48

    wont work

    2008-05-01T04:53:44Z
    • Dejavu
      DejaVu says:

      no, YOU won't work

      your fucking comment doesn't help us at all if you want to get any help regarding things that aren't working.

      2008-05-01T05:03:33Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      ...wow, angry Deja. I think you should ban him, then eat some chocolate.

      2008-05-01T07:27:14Z
    • Dejavu
      DejaVu says:

      i'm allergic to chocolate. so basically you wished me extreme pain and suffering. THANKS A LOT SMERF!

      2008-05-01T07:35:36Z
    • Iron_cross
      vongoebel says:

      I haven't eaten chocolate since I bought a Hersheys giant bar, and upon opening I discovered it was infested with grubs, maybe maggots. It was gross.

      2008-05-01T09:53:36Z
    • Pic_16

      well thanks a lot smerf....not only is she pissed////now you go and get her sick...

      2008-05-01T12:48:53Z
    • Cartoonjordan2
      DOERanger says:

      Jesus titty fucking christ! A chick that's allergic to chocolate? you must be one miserable woman.

      2008-05-01T13:05:46Z
    • 16x16
      Godzilla says:

      Cant go cheap with her, flowers and jewelry only.

      2008-05-01T13:17:29Z
    • Dejavu
      DejaVu says:

      i do like flowers. tulips are my favourites :) and i'm generally not miserable, just when dealing with morons on mucho :P

      2008-05-01T15:05:27Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      Oh.... OK then... So I should not have sent that giant thing of fudge?

      2008-05-01T15:06:00Z
    • 16x16
      jimijames says:

      Deja, it's called work, you're not supposed to enjoy it

      2008-05-01T15:25:39Z
    • Avatar_skull_2
      jamiee1869 says:

      tulips are my favorite too, and gerber daisies

      2008-05-01T15:29:04Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      well.. there's more than enough tulips over here, ladies. rawr! *kitty swipe*

      2008-05-01T18:37:33Z
    • Pic_16

      hahaha...what????

      2008-05-01T20:52:56Z
    • Pic_16

      more like pussy willow vic.... :P

      2008-05-01T20:54:26Z
    • Pic_16

      or pansy's

      2008-05-01T20:56:09Z
    • 16x16

      ya, uhhh. did you guys fix it yet?

      2008-05-02T01:41:00Z
    • Wolverine6
      SNIKT says:

      Wait for it.

      2008-05-02T07:29:52Z
    • 16x16

      thanks SNIKT!!! Ive been here for 5 hours now

      2008-05-02T23:38:15Z
  • Pferd2
    Romeo2000 says:

    it's funny how exact a recruitment ad can reflect the core values of ukraine\russian society after communism ended: militarism, machismo, women become sluts\hookers, only money counts, cars as status symbols,... (and a lot of misery and unemployment in the background)

    2008-05-01T06:03:56Z
    • Photo
      Mako says:

      Sounds like the U.S. lol

      2008-05-01T07:37:55Z
  • Iron_cross
    vongoebel says:

    Ukrainia, Fuck yeah! Pogroms, fuck yeah, Chernobyl, fuck yeah, Brezhnev, fuck yeah...

    2008-05-01T06:07:24Z
    • Yak
      yak says:

      TIME TO EAT MOTHERFUCKING PEROGIES FUCK YAH!

      2008-05-01T06:13:03Z
    • 16x16

      BED BATH & BEYOND!

      2008-05-02T05:45:14Z
  • Uber_icon
    Asphalt says:

    "We're off to rape the livestock and kill your children!"

    2008-05-01T06:32:57Z
  • Tinyanusol
    El_Wanko says:

    Aren't women there pretty much desperate for any guy who isn't a fucking alcoholic?

    2008-05-01T11:42:53Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      i wouldn't say that all too loud here.. didn't deja say that she's part ukranian too?

      2008-05-01T13:59:51Z
    • 16x16
      jimijames says:

      and she gets yak

      2008-05-01T14:54:34Z
    • Dejavu
      DejaVu says:

      obviously i didn't win in that situation, eh? :/ (both yak and i have ukrainian mothers)

      2008-05-01T15:36:22Z
    • Yak
      yak says:

      what wanko says is true tho... most places there the men are complete alcoholics who believe women should be barefoot and pregnant at all times... i think its changing slowly but its still like that over most of what was USSR

      2008-05-01T15:43:57Z
    • Tinyanusol
      El_Wanko says:

      We need to bring that kind of thinking to America.

      2008-05-01T17:12:04Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      So they're allowed to wear shoes now?

      2008-05-02T01:20:33Z
  • Sir_puffalott

    it didn't look like regular recruitment...maybe spetznaz

    2008-05-01T13:09:00Z
  • 48x48
    Godzilla says:

    BTR-80 APC, probably the best piece of equipment produced by Russia since the AK-47. Copied by the U.S. in the form of the Stryker. (Sorry, the chicks were so homely...I needed something to look at).

    2008-05-01T13:34:11Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      strykers look cooler though.

      2008-05-01T14:00:40Z
    • Nou
      Darktide5 says:

      Not as cool as the bat mobile tho.

      2008-05-01T16:23:34Z
    • Uber_icon
      Asphalt says:

      Well now that they put a full sized turret on it, I think its a breed all its own.

      2008-05-01T17:58:30Z
  • 1374140148

    Mike myers @ 0:16

    2008-05-02T02:45:50Z
Pferd2
posted May 01, 2008

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