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Karate Chop Slow Motion

Fucking ouch.

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Comments to Karate Chop Slow Motion

  • 48x48
    Hegemonic says:

    thats what fucking would look like if they slowed it down too

    2008-01-29T05:04:09Z
    • I_piss_standing_up

      If your fucking looks like a black karate expert breaking a brick then your doing something wrong...

      2008-01-29T10:08:33Z
    • Bravesamuel

      or something sooo soo right! (BANG! Count it!)

      2008-01-29T12:13:24Z
  • 75x75
    Aybaybay says:

    Fake, black people can't do karate.

    2008-01-29T05:05:44Z
    • Erin_go_bragh
      1rish1 says:

      That is a retarded statement.

      2008-01-29T05:10:32Z
    • 16x16

      nor can racists cause it falls under the category of "chink magic"

      2008-01-29T05:19:56Z
    • Fatties
      drumrave says:

      I agree. It is fake, but not because black people can't do karate, but because there wasn't 6 other black people trying to jump the slab.

      2008-01-29T07:09:00Z
    • Sawii
      CapnJohn says:

      That's because the brick didn't fight back.

      2008-01-29T07:18:56Z
    • Fatties
      drumrave says:

      Oh yea...REAL!

      2008-01-29T07:24:21Z
    • Wanderlei-silva-
      MMA says:

      Straight after, he stole the bricks wallet.

      2008-01-29T07:42:25Z
    • Mypictr_75x75
      TheTruth says:

      some blacks can do karate, like billy blanks, also the afro man in enter the dragon

      2008-01-29T11:03:17Z
    • Bravesamuel

      (To the original comment^^^^^^^^) Black people can do ANYTHING that doesn't require getting a job.

      2008-01-29T12:17:23Z
    • 16x16
      KJELL says:

      I saw a karate monkey once here on You Sucko

      2008-01-29T13:28:49Z
    • 12345656778-01

      (to bravesamuel)... of course we have jobs.... didnt you read mma's comment, be-yatch

      2008-01-29T18:55:51Z
    • 1071339278_m_copy
      killakill says:

      go away section 8.

      2008-01-29T19:38:38Z
  • 48x48
    DiMono says:

    Fake, that brick doesn't have any drugs in it.

    2008-01-29T05:09:04Z
    • 16x16

      maybe someone told him there was a bucket of chicken thighs underneath it

      2008-01-29T06:54:57Z
  • Erin_go_bragh
    1rish1 says:

    Damn.

    2008-01-29T05:10:09Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      no wonder you can't type very well.. ;D

      2008-01-29T09:35:40Z
    • Erin_go_bragh
      1rish1 says:

      Yep.

      2008-01-29T10:13:50Z
  • Skik
    skulk says:

    very good, but brick dont hit back

    2008-01-29T05:17:12Z
    • 16x16
      Hegemonic says:

      ohara

      2008-01-29T05:36:01Z
    • Fatties
      drumrave says:

      brick don't hit back? Scientifically speaking, it does. Every action has a equal or greater reaction. If he didn't break that concrete slab, twice the amount of focre would of went back up into his arm. Don't you know anything about Issac Newton?

      2008-01-29T07:06:13Z
    • 44279878_c5f291a253_m-75x75

      Don't you know anything about Fig Newtons?

      2008-01-29T07:27:27Z
    • Fatties
      drumrave says:

      Delicious! yummmmmmmmmmy

      2008-01-29T07:32:31Z
    • 16x16

      probably one of the funnier things i've read today

      2008-01-29T08:09:41Z
    • Photo
      Mako says:

      I 2nd that.

      2008-01-29T09:59:15Z
    • Mucho_avatar
      judar says:

      "What the hell's a Dim Mac?"

      2008-01-29T10:40:56Z
    • Erin_go_bragh
      1rish1 says:

      Dim Mak is the Death Touch or literally to press the artery. It is used in Chinese martial arts like Kung Fu and supposedly can kill you in seconds. The pressure points it uses are the same as in acupuncture.

      2008-01-29T10:48:25Z
    • 16x16
      Xho says:

      Drum you fail at physics and spelling. Isaac Newton's third law says the force of object a on object b is exactly equal (in magnitude) and opposite (in direction) to the force of object b on object a. It can't be greater.

      2008-01-29T10:48:29Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      i dim makked your mom last night.

      2008-01-29T12:31:15Z
    • Fatties
      drumrave says:

      If it were equal then he wouldn't of broken the concrete slab! You Fail at trying to correct me!

      2008-01-29T18:01:15Z
    • Bukowski2

      ^Idiot.

      2008-01-29T18:06:43Z
    • Fatties
      drumrave says:

      2nd law F=ma, 3rd law F1=F2, kinetic enegery moves from one obeject into another, because he broke the slab we should be talking about the 2nd law, the froce needed to break the slab being F and the force exerted by this man F1 therefore F1>F in order to break the slab. Remember I said we would talk about the 2nd law in which his F=ma meaning the mass of his arm*how fast his arm was moving, if F1<F the slab would not of broken and the energy would of traveled from the slab, back into his arm. Since the F1 was exerted on the slab and the slab exerts F then F*F1 would be the force that traveled back into his arm.

      2008-01-29T18:28:55Z
    • 1071339278_m_copy
      killakill says:

      ^ cumcrave aka mr google search wizard over here.

      2008-01-29T19:36:15Z
    • Fatties
      drumrave says:

      no google here, physics is one of many subjects of interest

      2008-01-29T22:19:11Z
    • Tinyanusol
      El_Wanko says:

      If the slab doesn't break it just means the energy went into the slab, the stands, the floor, and had a negligible effect on the planet.

      2008-01-29T23:02:03Z
    • Fatties
      drumrave says:

      Ok wanko, go puch a brick wall and tell me how you feel afterwards

      2008-01-29T23:47:32Z
    • Fatties
      drumrave says:

      punch*

      2008-01-29T23:47:43Z
    • Untitled
      Sevym says:

      Dear God you are an idiot drumwave. Go push against a solid wall, and see if you get thrown backwards by the awesome greater force that is produced... Idiot...

      2008-01-30T03:40:24Z
    • Untitled
      Sevym says:

      drumrave*

      2008-01-30T03:40:49Z
    • Fatties
      drumrave says:

      That's not what I am saying at all. Nevermind don't listen to me Newton sucks cuz he invented calculus, gravity iz stoopid an i dont no how to use my brian...It's kintic transfer like i said before every action has an equal and opposite reaction (said it wrong the first time, my apologizes) but to actually explain this obiviously simple concept is like pulling teeth with you numbnuts...

      2008-01-30T04:06:45Z
    • Fatties
      drumrave says:

      Sevym, FUCK YOU! Your a dumb son of a bitch, go bash your head into a wall, you can't get any dumber.

      2008-01-30T04:14:24Z
    • Smiley_face

      Drumrave, the Newton principle you're citing is correct. You're misinterpreting it though. The force of the nagger's hand is met with an equal force from the brick. The nagger's force exceeds the brick's structural limits so the brick breaks and some of the force is answered by the supporting structure and the nagger's follow through.

      Don't worry though. Eventually you'll graduate from high school and be able to discuss adult ideas with adults.

      2008-01-30T04:37:43Z
    • Untitled
      Sevym says:

      Newtons third law, you push wall it pushes back against you with the same amount of force. What you are trying to make sense of(horribly as it is) is energy and collisions.

      2008-01-30T04:47:07Z
    • Tinyanusol
      El_Wanko says:

      No, scumcrave is right. I didn't believe him but then I dropped a golf ball on the floor and it bounced up over my head.

      2008-01-30T12:43:24Z
    • 1071339278_m_copy
      killakill says:

      oh for fucks sake.

      2008-01-30T15:39:37Z
  • 48x48

    Everything should be shot with a high-speed camera.

    2008-01-29T05:35:06Z
    • Ngbbs4106fac988591
      RonT says:

      or a gun

      2008-01-29T06:56:08Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      no, a highspeed camera.

      2008-01-29T09:34:13Z
    • Tinyanusol
      El_Wanko says:

      Highspeed gun?

      2008-01-29T12:42:03Z
    • 1071339278_m_copy
      killakill says:

      high-speed camera gun aimed at the monkey?

      2008-01-30T15:41:14Z
    • 1071339278_m_copy
      killakill says:

      yes, that is right.

      2008-01-30T15:41:40Z
    • 1071339278_m_copy
      killakill says:

      cool, i thought so.

      2008-01-30T15:42:10Z
    • 1071339278_m_copy
      killakill says:

      me too, thats why i said it.

      2008-01-30T15:42:27Z
    • 1071339278_m_copy
      killakill says:

      sure ya did........?

      2008-01-30T15:42:42Z
    • 1071339278_m_copy
      killakill says:

      fuck you!

      2008-01-30T15:43:22Z
    • 1071339278_m_copy
      killakill says:

      i win.

      2008-01-30T15:43:35Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      here comes the hammer

      2008-01-30T15:48:29Z
    • Bukowski2

      Pray that it comes.

      2008-01-30T15:58:08Z
    • Avitar
      deepcow says:

      Porn for sure!

      2008-01-31T01:40:57Z
  • 48x48

    Brick betta have my money!

    2008-01-29T05:58:43Z
    • 16x16
      Hegemonic says:

      wheres my money, brian??

      2008-01-29T22:57:38Z
  • Slagtime
    slagtime says:

    He had a slowed down wince of pain on his face...The first slow-mo clip lookes as if his pinkie was fuked.

    2008-01-29T06:16:38Z
  • Slagtime
    slagtime says:

    Lookes??? WTF

    2008-01-29T06:19:19Z
    • Smiley_face

      We were just attributing it to the fact that you're a slag.

      2008-01-29T07:49:47Z
    • Slagtime
      slagtime says:

      Umm...no, Amy Winehouse is a slag.

      2008-01-29T08:16:06Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      and you are a reply button offender!

      2008-01-29T09:34:37Z
    • Smiley_face

      Admittedly, Amy Winehouse IS a slag also.

      2008-01-29T14:41:42Z
    • 16x16
      Hegemonic says:

      i hear winehouse cant use the reply button either

      2008-01-29T22:58:27Z
    • Smiley_face

      Yeah, I think I saw that on the VH1 Behind the Music about her too.

      2008-01-30T04:53:12Z
  • 48x48

    Lol @ the Hawaiian music in the background.

    2008-01-29T09:08:57Z
  • Fukyou
    aXx says:

    is it racist that they replaced the asian guy with a black man or that the time stopping pussy wasnt black at all ==??

    2008-01-30T01:18:49Z
Yak
posted January 29, 2008
by yak

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