Keaira is a main character in Age of Conan, a new mmorpg and the first mature rated. There's going to be nudity in the game and to promote it funcom rendered a nude picture of her to publish in playboy.
Not helping it any? You mean my attempts to educate a drooling mongoloid like yourself? You're right that sort of thing is usually a waste of time, your keeper must have the patience of a saint.
Yes, my knowledge of boring fictional characters is somewhat... bereft... much like cockage's attention span. He doesnt seem to comprehend that I dont give a damn about the subject, so why in the hell would I allocate trivial knowledge of it unto myself? Cockage is THE REAL mongoloid! You slanderous urinal-cake wrangler!...
yes you can have 'sex' in the game... it gives you a buff for having 'sex' in it actually ;/
open beta started a few days ago you can get into it fairly easily especially if you have a fileplanet account i believe...
i heard it installs to 30gig or something?
either way the game is due out pretty soon.. little worried about the open beta being rather.. short......
*shrug* we will see, the graphics look awesome tho for an mmo and its got some cool concepts, i'm not sure i'll play it tho i've already preordered 3 copies of warhammer collectors edition :P
one for me one for deja and one for admin :p
i explained this to our bank manager yesterday... people are aging slower emotionally now. back hundreds of years people had to grow up very fast because they had to provide for themselves and their families much quicker... now it isn't the case, people are provided for by their families for a long time causing them to grow up emotionally a LOT slower, which is why you find people like my age (32) that still act very young.. its how evolution is working (at least thats the way i see it)
Naw, just a render of a character.
The client was 12GB download, the game runs kinda choppy right now.
The max level is currently 13, and all character classes are available to play. Women have no nipples, and no bush. When you take their close off it still looks as if they're wearing panties or something.
But game play is alright so far. Some issues with combat animations, and some weird glitching but no complaints :P.
don't worry. just because you'll never get a guy that is a 10, doesn't mean there aren't plenty of bozos out there willing to do anything that walks. you included.
hotshit, I really don't understand where this hostility is coming from. If you don't like me, don't read my comments. You're making yourself look like a whiney, jealous bitch.
Hotshot you're a fucking asshole. OhSnap looks pretty cute. The only girl I hate around here (if you consider a whale to be a girl) is VicSin. Fucking bitch.
For how good looking you have claimed to be on several occasions, I would think that you would have submitted a pic to back it up. I think judging by how much you seem to hate women you are just bitter and lonely.
any of you guys watch its always sunny in philadelphia? jps reminds me of charlie in that.. since hes illiterate ;/
btw, if any of you guys like any of my other tv show recommendations.. i recommend its always sunny in philadelphia :P
God would never send me to hell, Im going straight to heaven, first class. I have too much dirt on the church & a number of his priests, plus the mental scars as evidence (that counts in limbo).
so...do cgi chicks wish they could get a boob job?? or are they already fake since they are fake...or are they real in a cgi world but just fake to us or are we really fake .... which would make oh snap tits fake.... but if we are fake then to us all tits are real ???
AoC isn't the first mature rated mmo, nerd moment I know, but it's not the first. Also, they didn't spend enough time on the face, it looks like shit, but hey! it resembles the game. Carebear shit.
If you want to play this and you're over 18 you really need to pour your red cordial over your computer, burn your comics and go out and find a real, human woman.
not sure how playing a video game has anything to do with finding a 'real human woman'... are they mutually exclusive?
you either play a game or find a girl?
It going to be fun at first then funcom is going to nerf the piss out of game play just like they did on anarchyonline. Plus the us version will most likley have a block on the nudity part and the euro wil have the uncensored version.
Comments to Keaira from Age of Conan
Conan is lamer than stale cornflakes
... and thats all I have to say about that...
Not raver conan
exception granted
how exactly can you hate conan ;/
the conan movies rocked ;( and the new one if/when it comes out will rock as well
Hell, when I was a kid... I thought Conan was "porn". Little did I know...
The story/backdrop/chars just seem really dry... Too "80's fantasy" for me...
Damnit Asphalt... stop making me feel old
80's? The 'stories/backdrop/chars' were written in the early 1930s you fucking philistine.
Youre not helping it any, Cockage
Not helping it any? You mean my attempts to educate a drooling mongoloid like yourself? You're right that sort of thing is usually a waste of time, your keeper must have the patience of a saint.
Wow, Asphalt got owned by a noob.
Yes, my knowledge of boring fictional characters is somewhat... bereft... much like cockage's attention span. He doesnt seem to comprehend that I dont give a damn about the subject, so why in the hell would I allocate trivial knowledge of it unto myself? Cockage is THE REAL mongoloid! You slanderous urinal-cake wrangler!...
urinal cake wrangler?? LOL that's a keeper
So, can you have sex in this game? With her? With anyone? With Starr? Just curious.
yes you can have 'sex' in the game... it gives you a buff for having 'sex' in it actually ;/
open beta started a few days ago you can get into it fairly easily especially if you have a fileplanet account i believe...
Oh shit yak, you just made my day. Haha, I've been waiting for open beta for a while now. I'm downloading right now. Flipping 12GB client :/
i heard it installs to 30gig or something?
either way the game is due out pretty soon.. little worried about the open beta being rather.. short......
*shrug* we will see, the graphics look awesome tho for an mmo and its got some cool concepts, i'm not sure i'll play it tho i've already preordered 3 copies of warhammer collectors edition :P
one for me one for deja and one for admin :p
The internet really has given you the opportunity to remain a child forever
i explained this to our bank manager yesterday... people are aging slower emotionally now. back hundreds of years people had to grow up very fast because they had to provide for themselves and their families much quicker... now it isn't the case, people are provided for by their families for a long time causing them to grow up emotionally a LOT slower, which is why you find people like my age (32) that still act very young.. its how evolution is working (at least thats the way i see it)
Was this before or after you asked him for money?
"I know, im yet to grow up but I don't think it will happen too soon. Anyway, can I get a little more Canadian money"
Not to mention back hundreds of years ago your 30's are tody's 50's. Technology and science is helping people age slower and live longer.
This is a screenshot from a game??
Naw, just a render of a character.
The client was 12GB download, the game runs kinda choppy right now.
The max level is currently 13, and all character classes are available to play. Women have no nipples, and no bush. When you take their close off it still looks as if they're wearing panties or something.
But game play is alright so far. Some issues with combat animations, and some weird glitching but no complaints :P.
Oh, great. Now women have to compete with animation too?
Can't hear you, jacking off.
don't worry. just because you'll never get a guy that is a 10, doesn't mean there aren't plenty of bozos out there willing to do anything that walks. you included.
hotshit, I really don't understand where this hostility is coming from. If you don't like me, don't read my comments. You're making yourself look like a whiney, jealous bitch.
OHHHH snap! ;)
Don't wink at her!
Hotshot you're a fucking asshole. OhSnap looks pretty cute. The only girl I hate around here (if you consider a whale to be a girl) is VicSin. Fucking bitch.
Why not Arch??
Patate you fucking liar... you hate me too...
if it means anything at all i hate every single fucking one of you people......
For how good looking you have claimed to be on several occasions, I would think that you would have submitted a pic to back it up. I think judging by how much you seem to hate women you are just bitter and lonely.
aww what would you do without us, yak?
Shut teh fuak up bitchez and go look at for pron. Fuckin fuckheaded fucking fucks!11111!!!one
I come on this site especially for the propagation of hate, otherwise the logo is false advertising
Yak, that warms the cockles of my heart.
Oh, come on. You know Snap's fine butt makes you smile.
Don't mind jpsithlord he/she has Tourettes...
Or just really needs to get laid like the rest of us.
He's a knobjockey. Just read his statement about TITS.
No, I think he's just retarded.
Yak has made the final decision. Everyone, find the nearest volcano and jump in it. Do it NOW!!!
Screw that Wario!!! There'll be ENOUGH heat when I get to hell!
Fuck, they've got the red carpet ready for me.
I will be holding door open
I've already been asked to serve the drinks.
this is your best avatar so far snap
They probably send a limo for me after I die. With spikes on the seats.
elpiss, I didn't forget what you said to me...don't talk to me.
couldn't agree more ohsnap....he's a pain on this site that i regularly ignore..
any of you guys watch its always sunny in philadelphia? jps reminds me of charlie in that.. since hes illiterate ;/
btw, if any of you guys like any of my other tv show recommendations.. i recommend its always sunny in philadelphia :P
God would never send me to hell, Im going straight to heaven, first class. I have too much dirt on the church & a number of his priests, plus the mental scars as evidence (that counts in limbo).
so...do cgi chicks wish they could get a boob job?? or are they already fake since they are fake...or are they real in a cgi world but just fake to us or are we really fake .... which would make oh snap tits fake.... but if we are fake then to us all tits are real ???
*nose starts to bleed*
ive hurt the sissy hippies feelings one too many times
so when is ohsnap gonna show us some titties, nurse too
Have you ever heard the term... beating a dead horse????
you ever heard the term "tig old bittes"?
...probably not...
umm... yup, you're right.. I've never heard that term in my life... you are soooo original.
And Snap's tits probably aren't old.
AoC isn't the first mature rated mmo, nerd moment I know, but it's not the first. Also, they didn't spend enough time on the face, it looks like shit, but hey! it resembles the game. Carebear shit.
Wait slow the fuck up, sex is possible in this mmo??!!?!
Yeas for fuck's sake, how often should it be mentioned again?
Sex is never possible for you.
Must-buy!!
It's rated mature, so you'll have to ask your mother to go and get it for you.
game took 3 days to download and 1.5 hours to max level 5 in beta total waste of time
oh yea and chicks have no nips ingame
its turned off for beta dumbass
Fucking nips.
damnit....we've been over this....i love cheese nips
Nice pic
GTA4 MP > MMORPGCRAP
Nice jug
If you want to play this and you're over 18 you really need to pour your red cordial over your computer, burn your comics and go out and find a real, human woman.
I hope you miss your comics.
What the fuck is cordial?
It's a "girly drink" smerf. Not shocking that HE knows what it is, huh?
not sure how playing a video game has anything to do with finding a 'real human woman'... are they mutually exclusive?
you either play a game or find a girl?
Swerve, I know a guy who gets money from companies just to consider working for them, plays WOW regularly & has gorgeous women one after the other.
You must have the mentality of a 13 year old chav to really believe that liking comics or playing computer games makes you a geek or a anti-social.
I personally don't like much of that shit, but hey, each to their own.
well...
i like comics
play video games
am anti social
;/
at least i peddle smut so that brings up my cool factor :(
Im not anti social, but I don't like most people.
I'm not anti social either... Just most people don't like me
A chav, oranje? That's a little harsh, even for him.
Awww, did i cut a little too deep perhaps?
Take note; those are nice titties.
They ARE really nice... it's just bugging me that they seem a little too far apart. It's a beautiful picture though. :)
What gets me it that they look fake. As if a they designed her to look like she got a boob job.
It going to be fun at first then funcom is going to nerf the piss out of game play just like they did on anarchyonline. Plus the us version will most likley have a block on the nudity part and the euro wil have the uncensored version.
Besides the chick, this idea is dumb