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Kentucky Turtle Man

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Kentucky Turtle Man

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Comments to Kentucky Turtle Man

  • fuckdabanhammer
    fuckdabanhammer 2008-12-29T05:21:19Z says:

    i hear dueling banjos...

    • mikebeez
      mikebeez 2008-12-29T05:43:34Z says:

      this is prob the most hick ass thing ive ever seen.

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-12-29T06:01:36Z says:

      Oh c'mon, Mike-the clip with the 3 rednecks on an ATV, talking about Barack Obama wasn't more hick?

    • mikebeez
      mikebeez 2008-12-29T08:16:27Z says:

      that was cool cause they were using racist slang, but i think this tops it. but i guess this guy is happy so not really hicks need to be pissed.

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-12-29T08:25:53Z says:

      Oh, he's a hick, don't get me wrong. It's just that this being Mucho, I figured we had something that's more hick-ish.

    • iFuckNuns
      iFuckNuns 2008-12-29T15:20:31Z says:

      These are the things Noodlers are afraid to find an that's all this guy is lookin for!

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-29T15:58:32Z says:

      Noodlers?

    • beermanold33
      beermanold33 2008-12-29T16:09:38Z says:

      Handfishing for catfish...my long hair don't cover up my redneck.

    • Godzilla
      Godzilla 2008-12-29T16:19:13Z says:

      You noodle snappers too. This guy is catching swimmers, so I'm not impressed.

    • beermanold33
      beermanold33 2008-12-29T17:07:47Z says:

      Snappers have like a thousand psi bite and they don't let go without a prybar. this inbred fucker is lucky to have all his fingers.

    • Godzilla
      Godzilla 2008-12-29T17:15:40Z says:

      You can tell in the hole by the shell ridges whether your facing his front or back. You use you knuckles to tell, then use you fingers once you know you have him by the back. I have never seen anyone ever bit, although I have felt the wrong side and yanked out my arm fast before. When they bite sticks we used to turn them on their back and they would just let go. Man, what a hoot. Makes me miss home.

    • beermanold33
      beermanold33 2008-12-29T17:29:27Z says:

      true on the ridges thing, but i've seen alligator snappers that can take ur whole damn hand in their mouth. I'll stick with my hi-power if i feel like turtle meat, the pink spray is cooler anyways.

  • ClaudeBallz
    ClaudeBallz 2008-12-29T05:23:16Z says:

    I guess everyone needs a hobby...

    • earthdiedscreaming
      earthdiedscreaming 2008-12-29T15:31:56Z says:

      His is eradicating a species lol

    • zpyro4035
      zpyro4035 2008-12-31T09:53:03Z says:

      If they're invasive, good for him

  • Plantshit
    Plantshit 2008-12-29T05:30:43Z says:

    looks fun, he´s happy and people just has prejudiced because there own life sucks ass

    • mikebeez
      mikebeez 2008-12-29T05:39:29Z says:

      yea i kinda wish sometimes i could be content with doing something simple too.

    • mikebeez
      mikebeez 2008-12-29T05:43:58Z says:

      like fluffing.

    • jqh88
      jqh88 2008-12-29T06:32:55Z says:

      Fluffing cows?

    • j0sh8790
      j0sh8790 2008-12-29T07:58:04Z says:

      no dickhole,goats...

  • BlueArmy1984
    BlueArmy1984 2008-12-29T05:37:48Z says:

    Looks like fun. Find dem bubbles.

  • JamesTKirk
    JamesTKirk 2008-12-29T05:40:20Z says:

    hahaha. This guy is the best. Only in Kentucky.

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-12-29T08:43:41Z says:

      Well, maybe Louisiana, Mississippi, Arkansas, Tennessee, Georgia, and parts of Florida

    • Godzilla
      Godzilla 2008-12-29T16:20:52Z says:

      Southern Ohio.

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-12-29T16:54:08Z says:

      True Godzilla. However, most of southern Ohio is merely a suburb of Kentucky.

    • Godzilla
      Godzilla 2008-12-29T17:03:04Z says:

      I'll take that over being one of those flatland flatheads any day.

    • Godzilla
      Godzilla 2008-12-29T17:07:25Z says:

      At least it's not "The mistake by the lake."

    • fatfrank
      fatfrank 2008-12-29T20:01:15Z says:

      I have some friends like that in georgia and kentucky they are a little out there but you couldn't ask for better friends.

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-12-30T03:29:16Z says:

      Zilla, you know you are just jealous of us up here by the lake.

  • mikebeez
    mikebeez 2008-12-29T05:41:22Z says:

    "oh thats a rebel indian yell there, do that little cry there it gives ya power" i fucking love this shit.

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-29T13:18:07Z says:

      oh shut up

    • Godzilla
      Godzilla 2008-12-29T16:21:34Z says:

      Racism is alive and well in mikey.

  • rimjoy
    rimjoy 2008-12-29T05:43:41Z says:

    I dont really know what to think about this....till I figure it out im going to say its "fucking stupid"

  • 1rish1
    1rish1 2008-12-29T06:29:12Z says:

    When I was a kid i used to shoot turtles as they stuck their heads out of the water with a little break barrel .22.

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-29T11:02:29Z says:

      that's pretty rotten

    • earthdiedscreaming
      earthdiedscreaming 2008-12-29T15:31:08Z says:

      Yeah, at least this guy gives them a chance to fight. I bet you ran away if one came after you

    • beermanold33
      beermanold33 2008-12-29T16:12:30Z says:

      Hi-power rifles are better, the blood spray is epic.

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-12-29T16:58:52Z says:

      This guy takes a chance every time he grabs one by the tail. Snapping turtles can easily remove a finger or two.

    • Godzilla
      Godzilla 2008-12-29T17:20:19Z says:

      Their head cant reach their tail.
      This is not even a challenge.

    • mikebeez
      mikebeez 2008-12-29T22:43:53Z says:

      damn godzilla what IS a challenge to a badass like you?

    • beermanold33
      beermanold33 2008-12-29T23:35:25Z says:

      Destroying Tokyo and fighting mothra in the same afternoon

  • BigDumbHippy
    BigDumbHippy 2008-12-29T06:32:25Z says:

    oh shit its a gator!

  • BigDumbHippy
    BigDumbHippy 2008-12-29T06:33:22Z says:

    i never knew you could get beef from turtle

    • boulderr
      boulderr 2008-12-29T07:21:48Z says:

      And steak!

    • mikebeez
      mikebeez 2008-12-29T08:17:06Z says:

      and fish

  • j0sh8790
    j0sh8790 2008-12-29T08:02:21Z says:

    lost his teeth to a chainsaw?! hell of alot more interesting than falling and smacking them off your sink.

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-12-29T08:05:43Z says:

      ^Now that's funny. I still wanna know how he lost his teeth to a chainsaw, though. I'm guessing alcohol was involved.

    • mikebeez
      mikebeez 2008-12-29T08:17:30Z says:

      maybe there is a video we need to search

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-12-29T08:27:25Z says:

      Man, video footage of a guy losing teeth to a chainsaw would be sweet.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-12-29T13:01:41Z says:

      It's not from the chain, it's probably from the top handle. When you cut, you have to keep the upper half of the tip off of what you're cutting, or it can catch and send the saw up towards your face.

    • earthdiedscreaming
      earthdiedscreaming 2008-12-29T15:28:32Z says:

      ^ true story

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-12-29T16:59:48Z says:

      I swear, I learn something every day in this place.

    • j0sh8790
      j0sh8790 2008-12-29T18:31:30Z says:

      damnit el wanko! ruined the magic...

  • JackingJumpFlash
    JackingJumpFlash 2008-12-29T08:51:09Z says:

    "Snapperlicious."

  • LdyMorgan
    LdyMorgan 2008-12-29T10:59:30Z says:

    Uncle Daddy would be proud...

  • dik
    dik 2008-12-29T13:18:25Z says:

    he likes turtles

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-12-30T00:56:36Z says:

      Hahah fuck you.

  • earthdiedscreaming
    earthdiedscreaming 2008-12-29T15:29:44Z says:

    Don't ever trust 'em. I like the guy, if he's enjoying himself let him be. Pretty crazy though to go after those turtles, I'm thinking they can take your finger off if they get you.

  • SBD
    SBD 2008-12-29T18:40:24Z says:

    I bet this guy is from Corbin

    • TheDissidentOne
      TheDissidentOne 2008-12-29T22:59:38Z says:

      who gives a fuck what you think fellow noob?

    • SBD
      SBD 2008-12-29T23:07:06Z says:

      go change your tampon and take some midol you cranky bitch.

    • slostrokin
      slostrokin 2009-02-26T13:32:49Z says:

      i would say mccreary co.

  • Naddycat
    Naddycat 2008-12-30T00:22:24Z says:

    He's beautiful, I love him!

  • -Morph-
    -Morph- 2008-12-30T03:40:45Z says:

    he loves what he does and has fun doing it.. the ultimate human being.

  • trippin4168
    trippin4168 2008-12-30T13:33:03Z says:

    hillbilly chuck norris

  • Plantshit
    Plantshit 2008-12-30T19:44:16Z says:

    Kentucky fried turtle

  • Steff-Chan
    Steff-Chan 2008-12-31T00:55:00Z says:

    I want to see a video of the snapping turtles fighting each other or him killing them alive.

    • rimjoy
      rimjoy 2009-01-02T12:37:35Z says:

      you are fucking stpid

1rish1
posted December 29, 2008

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