I'd be like, "Oh yeah, you wanna fuck with me mister lion? I will fuck you up!"
And then like he'd come for me and I'd do a little side step and then WHAM I'd shove my finger right into his eyeball.
And he'd be all like, "Oh my god! I can't believe that guy stuck his finger in my eye! Ouch, oh shit, it hurts! Fuck this shit. I'm out of here." and then he would run off and I'd go back to camp and have some german beer and get a bj from some pygmy whore for a dollar.
I'd gladly pay the plane fare for this haughty cunts' trip to Somalia, granted it was one-way, and I could punch him in his well fed mouth upon departure.
KFC fries are fucking horrible and you only get like 10 of them in the little fucking thing. It's such bullshit. I go to KFC like once every 3 or 4 years. They suck.
Comments to KFC's test sandwich
lucids cootch looks like that^
I don't doubt that one bit.
Lucid is a clean, wholesome Minnesota girl.
Both you losers are way off. Of course, if it's not ladyboy cock, Steve doesn't know wtf he's talking about.
lucid told me in the chatroom the shes fucked every single mammal
even sharks
While wearing vampire teeth.
Sharks are insects, dude. Plus, there are several mammals that don't have penises. So, she couldn't have fucked them all.
she said she fucked them all...and i for one believe she did
and hank ..dont jibber-jabber to me about animal classification..i know aboot these things
i've seen Jaws
Step...the...fuck...back.
I've got a degree in Zoophonics. What about you? I bet you wouldn't know the difference between an A...A...Alligator and a P...P...Penguin.
i've forgotten more about animalionics that you'll ever know you hack..i have the discovery channel...
have you ever seen animal planet???....me neither but if i had have seen it i bet i would have learned a lot
pwned
dik for the win
I'm yawning like a really ferocious, but yet bored lion on the savanna.
Lions are the only land dwelling amphibian.
Fuck, lions are pussies.
I'd be like, "Oh yeah, you wanna fuck with me mister lion? I will fuck you up!"
And then like he'd come for me and I'd do a little side step and then WHAM I'd shove my finger right into his eyeball.
And he'd be all like, "Oh my god! I can't believe that guy stuck his finger in my eye! Ouch, oh shit, it hurts! Fuck this shit. I'm out of here." and then he would run off and I'd go back to camp and have some german beer and get a bj from some pygmy whore for a dollar.
Pussies are fish. With a putrid smell
I've done that.
yeah, i stick my finger in the brown eye then they join me for a beer
he gets the old man's sauce every night. btw did he just say "ass" on tv?
pretty sure it's an internet thing...
You must be a real moron if you think this was a real television broadcast.
What? Is this too classy for TV?
i saw this on fake television
I'd gladly pay the plane fare for this haughty cunts' trip to Somalia, granted it was one-way, and I could punch him in his well fed mouth upon departure.
Colonel's sauce... Haha..
you have some on your chin... haha..
greasy ass chicken....I don't know who he is, but give that fucker a full 30 min show!
wow..way to set the bar high
its hard to set the bar higher than you. but he's trying
pizza huts stuffed crust is fucking awesome. im gonna have one tomorrow just to spite that liberal vegan cock hugger
hell yeah!
Come have some Japanese pizza. Do you want corn, mayonnaise, or squid on it?
Yes, please!
corn and colonels sauce sounds nice
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmm
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holy shit that thing must have what like 1500 calories per sandwich?
....of goodness!
not necessarily..might only be 1432 calories..you just dont know.
I don't care about that. It had bacon!
oh, i didnt know that was bacon grease all over your face. my bad
I bet this douchebag drives a prius and smells his own farts.
Though that sandwich does look like a heart attack on a bun.... chicken patty.
The only thing funny about this fuckwad is his giant forehead.
Next time I get KFC, which I don't remember last time I did, I'm going to make one of them.
Omaha, here I come!!
KFC fries are fucking horrible and you only get like 10 of them in the little fucking thing. It's such bullshit. I go to KFC like once every 3 or 4 years. They suck.
I think it's been about... 10 years since I've had KFC.
It's far and few between but sometimes I get the munchys for thier cool slaw.
Cause I'm cole.
We can all imagine how strict your diet is, smerf.
:)
Nipple rings and fried-chicken?
WOW! road trip!!! who's with me?
Bullshit!