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KFC Torture Commercial

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Comments to KFC Torture Commercial

  • DickNixonJr
    DickNixonJr 2008-04-28T04:12:40Z says:

    Hippy scum

    • Godzilla
      Godzilla 2008-04-28T10:54:29Z says:

      The chickens get drugs? A few folks from around here will want to sign up.

    • ace_34472
      ace_34472 2008-04-28T22:54:19Z says:

      man i was wondering why i liked there chicken so mutch know i think i will have it for dinner tonight.

  • Nixon'sGhost
    Nixon'sGhost 2008-04-28T04:13:29Z says:

    Damn I could go for a chicken sandwich right about now.

    • inTOXIKated
      inTOXIKated 2008-04-28T06:23:40Z says:

      fuck yeah with some bbq

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-04-28T08:00:06Z says:

      And some honey bbq wings.

    • SNIKT
      SNIKT 2008-04-28T08:39:10Z says:

      Had a chicken sandwich a couple of hours ago. Damn tasty.

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-04-28T16:09:42Z says:

      I just had eggs. Is that like eating chicken abortions?

    • Best-comment-winner-is...
      Best-comment-winner-is... 2008-04-28T16:50:18Z says:

      just a thought.....
      there are about 500 billion chickens in the world...each hen can lay an average of 325 eggs a year.....chickens live for an average of 7 to 10 years.....if we didnt eat the s.o.b.'s e would be taken over in just a few years...
      .
      So eat away and tar and feather your local PETA lovers

    • yak
      yak 2008-04-28T16:58:06Z says:

      you are most likely eating an unfertilized egg.... so no not an abortion :P

    • Catch-22
      Catch-22 2008-04-28T19:30:40Z says:

      basically you're eating a "chick's" period, you nasty son of a bitch you.

      Also the number of chickens worldwide is much lower, around 20 something billion.

    • SNIKT
      SNIKT 2008-04-28T20:01:18Z says:

      More like double that. But does it matter? It's still a fuckload of chickens and they still outnumber us greatly. Once they get organized I'm heading down to the bunker and firing up the burners on the moat full of canola oil.

    • ace_34472
      ace_34472 2008-04-28T22:55:12Z says:

      peta=people eating tasty animels.

    • yak
      yak 2008-04-28T23:12:10Z says:

      they are pretty vulnerable to door handles.. being that they can't open doors :P

    • r3db4r0n
      r3db4r0n 2008-04-29T00:43:38Z says:

      I still look at it as eating pre-mature chicken babies, breakfast is just more fun that way

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-04-29T01:17:43Z says:

      If there's that many chickens in the world, why can't we all get one for ourselves and instead of fapping to the porn on MS, we just fuck chickens. And I'm sure that we can find little strap ons for the girls so they don't feel left out.

  • Kojach
    Kojach 2008-04-28T04:16:45Z says:

    hahaha how could you be so insane to compare kfc to...whatever the fuck this is

    and humans as chickens....except chickens are chickens not humans

    i had roscoes for breakfast this morning

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-04-28T04:26:36Z says:

      Yeah didn't you know? Chicken are people too.

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-04-28T08:01:02Z says:

      And they run around after you cut their heads off.

    • IGoPPStandingUp
      IGoPPStandingUp 2008-04-28T10:35:50Z says:

      Just like humans...

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-04-28T11:37:26Z says:

      I'd have no problem killing and eating a human if that's what I had to do, but I gotta ask you guy what exactly the difference is for you. Why is it ok to do this to chickens but not humans?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-04-28T12:38:24Z says:

      Do what, eat them or give them drugs?

      Giving them drugs is bad because drugs are a valuable commodity that should be sold.

      Eating humans is bad for you because you live in America and most people there are unhealthy disgusting slobs.

      Plus, you are a dick that tries to sound smart and 'edgy' by challenging simple and obvious social rules and conventions. It's because we live in a society and must rely on each other a great deal for society to function that we cannot eat each other.

      Plus, you suck.

    • Darktide5
      Darktide5 2008-04-28T15:03:15Z says:

      Wow, erm, ouch?

    • dik
      dik 2008-04-28T15:20:37Z says:

      i'd eat you first hank

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-04-28T18:18:18Z says:

      If chickens contributed to society by pumping gas, would it now be wrong for me to eat them? And no on relies on homeless people for anything other than amusing bumfights - is it ok to eat them?

    • SNIKT
      SNIKT 2008-04-28T20:03:09Z says:

      I'd eat plantshit first, but only because he's a pussy.

    • thecraze
      thecraze 2008-04-28T21:55:11Z says:

      it sounds like el_wanko has a hippie teacher/professor. The difference between people and animals is that people are sentient, animals are not. Would you not want to eat plants too? they are life as well....

    • Kojach
      Kojach 2008-04-28T22:35:05Z says:

      im not your guy buddy

    • dik
      dik 2008-04-28T23:18:53Z says:

      the only thing that separates us from animals is basically intelligence and the shape of our bodies...so it should be ok to eat deformed retards

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-04-29T07:11:10Z says:

      It would save us a hell of alot in medical expenses.

    • SNIKT
      SNIKT 2008-04-29T07:25:39Z says:

      The difference between us and animals is that we know how to light the grill.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-04-29T11:48:53Z says:

      Hey craze you queer I already said I'd eat people or animals.

      Dik already covered the next point, which is that if eating humans is wrong because humans are sentient, then it should be ok to eat retards, the braindead, etc.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-04-29T11:49:36Z says:

      Craze, this is the part where you or hank say something predictable like "well if we can eat the braindead then I guess you're for dinner hahaahah."

  • Asphalt
    Asphalt 2008-04-28T04:22:40Z says:

    Well, the Colonel seems like a complete badass now...

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-04-28T04:25:22Z says:

      Colonel == Pimp.

    • narcoleptic
      narcoleptic 2008-04-28T04:38:34Z says:

      Looks like some good ol kfc for dinner tonight.Fuck Popeye's or Church's.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-04-28T05:05:18Z says:

      Ezells, or however you spell it.

    • monkito83
      monkito83 2008-04-28T05:09:04Z says:

      Fuck yeah that was awesome i want some KFC now.

    • inTOXIKated
      inTOXIKated 2008-04-28T06:23:56Z says:

      SNACKERS!!!!!

    • keefbox
      keefbox 2008-04-28T15:51:07Z says:

      Ezells is the motherfucking shit! Or however you spell it..

    • SNIKT
      SNIKT 2008-04-28T20:03:45Z says:

      Ultimate Cheese Snackers.

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-04-29T07:11:39Z says:

      KFC mashed potato bowl.

  • smerf
    smerf 2008-04-28T05:05:32Z says:

    Sweet, succulent torture victims.

    • thecraze
      thecraze 2008-04-28T10:40:10Z says:

      mmmmm, torture victims.

  • Wario7793
    Wario7793 2008-04-28T05:05:41Z says:

    I don't consider injecting steriods into chickens cruel, maybe unnatural, but cruelty usually involves crowded spaces and broken bones while they're alive, etc.

    Aside from that, I'd like to stick Waterboy in here, muttering "You're wrong, Colonel Sanders!"

    • ThereisNoGod
      ThereisNoGod 2008-04-28T11:52:18Z says:

      I got to visit a factory chicken farm and it was essentially a hockey arena. They spread a pretty thick layer of antibiotic and hormone soaked seed on the floor and then added tens of thousands of chicks. They turn off the heat and lights to save energy and the chickens eat the seed and grow. They are mostly blind and shit in their own food with defected and dead chickens everywhere. When they reach market size people in full haz-mat suits come in and clear out the chickens, spray down the floor and lay down new drug soaked seed and chicks. They are considered fee range chicken.

    • yak
      yak 2008-04-28T12:42:32Z says:

      sounds DELICIOUS!

    • DejaVu
      DejaVu 2008-04-28T12:48:38Z says:

      thereisnogod, that's not "free" range chickens at all, and if you knew anything, you would know that. the classification of a free range chicken is that they have the option to be indoors or outdoors with access to the outdoors 24 hours a day and their numbers are smaller and living conditions are better than battery farms. what you saw wasn't free range

    • yak
      yak 2008-04-28T12:56:12Z says:

      but it does sound like the makings for delicious big crunches does it not?

    • DejaVu
      DejaVu 2008-04-28T12:59:14Z says:

      think whatever you want yak, but you're only allowed to eat organic chickens anymore... and that means no kfc :P (this commercial has nothing to do with this decision, i haven't even watched the video. this decision was made a while ago after a 'river cottage treatment' episode)

    • vongoebel
      vongoebel 2008-04-28T13:00:14Z says:

      Well this will sink me, but, I own six chickens and a rooster and believe it or not they are somewhat intelligent animals. I enjoy watching them and giving them food. I like them and I steal there eggs. I only eat meat as a guilty pleasure from time to time, fuck you. I generally kill any meat I eat. I don't like killing things much anymore, and I don't like PETA, I'm also very drunk. Also we have names for all of them. Frieda got killed yesterday by something. Once I brutally murdered a raccoon with a baseball bat because it was trying to kill Peggy, she hasn't been the same since, and the raccoons bones are still there. I wanted the skull, but I badly damaged it in the savage beating.

    • DejaVu
      DejaVu 2008-04-28T13:10:52Z says:

      ... plantshit v2?

    • vongoebel
      vongoebel 2008-04-28T13:21:53Z says:

      We used to raise rabbits too, we'd have names for them, but I'd kill them on a regular basis. Now I have a few left but I have to move, I'm trying to let the rest of them free in the woods, but I've been lazy and drunk. I just don't have the heart to kill them any longer, however I do like the collection of rabbit skulls I have amassed.

    • ThereisNoGod
      ThereisNoGod 2008-04-28T14:10:52Z says:

      Deja, the plant I visited was officially designated "free range" at the time - almost 10 years ago. It is possible that the classification system has changed or that they no longer carry the designation. Either way, the visit changed the way I buy groceries.

    • BlackTEE
      BlackTEE 2008-04-28T14:17:17Z says:

      Yeah I kill things i find in my garden for sport, no pain, no train I suppose.

    • BlackTEE
      BlackTEE 2008-04-28T14:20:00Z says:

      It's easy to rape a field mouse but its not easy to love one to be honest. I'm just all, gimme some frontcore verman brain segaMegaMOUSEmuppet.

    • BlackTEE
      BlackTEE 2008-04-28T14:27:23Z says:

      ^That comment pissed me off.

    • Darktide5
      Darktide5 2008-04-28T15:08:21Z says:

      Doesn't harvesting different types of wheats, etc, kill animals? Im pretty sure I read somewhere that animals get ran over by the machinery.

    • yak
      yak 2008-04-28T15:15:34Z says:

      well duh, haven't you ever watched the secret of nimh?

      as far as 'free range' it could also depend on where you are in the world, since all places make their own rating systems and controls...
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free_range basically says it all... most things designated 'free range' don't even have a real specification.

    • SNIKT
      SNIKT 2008-04-28T20:06:17Z says:

      I imagine that Frieda was damn tasty.

    • SNIKT
      SNIKT 2008-04-28T20:11:53Z says:

      And it's alright as long as you are in the lee of the stone.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-04-28T21:53:29Z says:

      I would question who designated that place as "free range." Was it a government agency or the owners?

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2008-04-29T03:40:11Z says:

      I'm glad to let someone else slaughter my chickens for me. It's hard dirty work, and the smell is unforgettable when you dip and pluck them. Thank you, slaughterhouses!

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-04-29T15:25:08Z says:

      The range was chicken-free.

  • espada9
    espada9 2008-04-28T05:14:21Z says:

    PETA is directly responsible for me kicking puppies and stomping on kittens.

    • narcoleptic
      narcoleptic 2008-04-28T05:51:04Z says:

      Don't blame Peta blame your uncle he's the one that keeps touching you where you bathing suit goes.

  • Archman
    Archman 2008-04-28T06:03:51Z says:

    All he did was give them free drugs. Big fucking deal Batman.

  • jpsithlord
    jpsithlord 2008-04-28T06:40:47Z says:

    Mmmmmmm....chicken.

  • gta2800
    gta2800 2008-04-28T07:20:29Z says:

    I had a chicken sandwich at Jack in the Box today. Damn that shit was delicious.

  • Godzilla
    Godzilla 2008-04-28T10:51:12Z says:

    I love KFC, but I didnt know they were killing chickens.

    • vongoebel
      vongoebel 2008-04-28T12:40:50Z says:

      Don't worry, they only kill cats. Chickens kill themselves.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-04-28T14:06:58Z says:

      Poor little emo chickens

    • dik
      dik 2008-04-28T15:22:01Z says:

      kfc kills chickens?

  • toolman961
    toolman961 2008-04-28T16:22:54Z says:

    I've never seen a live chicken, or for that matter,even a chicken feather, at the KFC in Bridgeville!

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-04-28T20:53:17Z says:

      Everyone knows chickens come ready frozen. PETA are just full of shit really.

  • AbsentMindedProf
    AbsentMindedProf 2008-04-28T19:28:49Z says:

    I want to strangle chickens for the colonel!

    • hellonurse
      hellonurse 2008-04-28T20:24:27Z says:

      You want to choke the Colonel's chicken?!

    • hellonurse
      hellonurse 2008-04-28T20:24:57Z says:

      Wouldn't that be necrophelia??

  • thecraze
    thecraze 2008-04-28T21:56:52Z says:

    PETA = don't eat a cute animal, but eat a living plant...they're not cute and cuddly...

    • yak
      yak 2008-04-28T23:14:04Z says:

      lots of endangered animals aren't very cute... they don't get nearly the same attention... i mean most people would rather save a panda bear that won't even fucking attempt to reproduce instead of an almost extinct breed of alligator..

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-04-29T03:50:09Z says:

      We need to keep the alligators! Breed them to increase their numbers! Baby needs a new pair of boots!

  • violentouston
    violentouston 2008-04-28T23:35:45Z says:

    So the drugs there are why I feel so calm after KFC. Heroin is one of the 11 herbs?

  • atomicelement
    atomicelement 2008-05-01T00:03:00Z says:

    my evolutionary ancestors didn't fight their way to the top of the food chain for me to eat leaves...the Morganucodon would not be happy

yak
posted April 28, 2008
by yak

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