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Kid vs Cobra

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Kid vs Cobra

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Comments to Kid vs Cobra

  • bodwa68
    bodwa68 2007-05-11T06:43:04Z says:

    Everyone needs a nice friendly pet.

    • petesamek
      petesamek 2007-05-11T10:26:39Z says:

      One for each stoopid member of the family...

    • bichofelix
      bichofelix 2007-05-11T14:46:35Z says:

      grab the bull by it's horn..

    • HypoLuxaHermesPan
      HypoLuxaHermesPan 2007-05-11T19:03:32Z says:

      Where do you get a pet like that? The Indian baby store? In America, it's illegal for Cobra's to have pets...

      Seriously though, that kid is gonna grow up to be a bad ass!!!

    • Huehuete00tl
      Huehuete00tl 2007-05-13T00:11:24Z says:

      Way to go... The cobra got it's teeth ripped out before playing with the kid. So the kid will probably become a fucking snake-lovin' hippie rather than a bad ass dude (broad or whatever).

  • waikiki87
    waikiki87 2007-05-11T06:44:00Z says:

    wow, didnt even cry..this kid is way tougher than kids we have here in the states who cry at the smallest shit

    • Quankers1
      Quankers1 2007-05-11T17:28:01Z says:

      I cried just watching the video. (Not this video, the drunk jew video.)

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-05-11T22:11:07Z says:

      Go back to africa.

  • troutpotato
    troutpotato 2007-05-11T06:51:14Z says:

    I want one of these for my daughter... Think I'll get nominated for parent of the year?

    • Tyler_Durden
      Tyler_Durden 2007-05-11T15:24:05Z says:

      You'll have tough competition from Alec Baldwin and the Hoff

  • tr_willk
    tr_willk 2007-05-11T06:59:28Z says:

    that cobra must be defanged

    • TwoSaints
      TwoSaints 2007-05-11T07:05:25Z says:

      I was just thinking that. Because most normal parents wouldnt let their kid around a fucking cobra.

    • syndega1
      syndega1 2007-05-11T08:10:45Z says:

      or maybe the kid has been carnated into their Cobra God...

    • dik
      dik 2007-05-11T16:48:39Z says:

      ya man it has to be defanged. only reasonable explanation

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2007-05-11T17:46:52Z says:

      agreed its clearly defanged.

    • $nake
      $nake 2007-05-11T18:28:31Z says:

      even muchosuckoers can see the snake has no fangs. He also has no manners. He should do good in politics.

    • Quankers1
      Quankers1 2007-05-12T19:48:55Z says:

      I also have been contemplating the idea that perhaps this cobra is defanged. Anyone else agree?

  • Mothh
    Mothh 2007-05-11T07:03:48Z says:

    Is it wrong for me to be turned on by this?

    • rawrawr
      rawrawr 2007-05-11T07:16:18Z says:

      youre some sick man...
      its wrong man!

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2007-05-11T17:47:32Z says:

      no way man.. that sweet innocent little ass.... yummy... oh and the baby was hot too!

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2007-05-18T02:12:35Z says:

      Snakes have asses?

  • hgrr2.0
    hgrr2.0 2007-05-11T07:06:43Z says:

    Wierd... I submitted this same thing like 3 or 4 days ago. Maybe its because my description was lame or the submit thing wasn't working right.

    • IGoPPStandingUp
      IGoPPStandingUp 2007-05-11T07:17:46Z says:

      yup mine must have been just as lame cause i did the same, mybe mustange is to much of a pimp, we just cant compete...

    • hgrr2.0
      hgrr2.0 2007-05-11T07:22:00Z says:

      Come to think of it, mine also had a logo from another site on the bottom right corner already so that could be part of it. Oh well... :(

    • $nake
      $nake 2007-05-11T18:31:18Z says:

      you were both too gay. Now go and find good submit material and that doesn't mean penis/butt/male material.

  • Neophyte
    Neophyte 2007-05-11T07:07:16Z says:

    fuckin MS...in the full version, the little guy takes a few bites, then feeds the rest of the serpent to his pimp/mommy....let's see more you dirty whore!

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2007-05-11T08:15:15Z says:

      true , the movie ended when things started to happen.

  • RObbiee
    RObbiee 2007-05-11T07:23:03Z says:

    fuck you half videos. Get the rest or don't post it.

  • RObbiee
    RObbiee 2007-05-11T07:23:53Z says:

    SOMEBODY PUT SOME PANTS ON THAT KID!

    • syndega1
      syndega1 2007-05-11T08:12:04Z says:

      he's fightin a cobra while draggin his sack on the ground...therz nuthing wrong here

  • master-zebulon
    master-zebulon 2007-05-11T10:44:54Z says:

    the last few seconds is best

  • Phelsu
    Phelsu 2007-05-11T10:49:27Z says:

    THATS NOT FAIR !!
    even the child has more teeth than the snake !
    NOT FAIR !

  • fipty801
    fipty801 2007-05-11T11:12:33Z says:

    Funny...the snake is obviously defanged.
    Somehow, you just wanna kill the parents anyway - or at least the giggling bitch in the background...

  • cdbsr00
    cdbsr00 2007-05-11T11:33:38Z says:

    i doubt if it's defanged. looks to me like the baby is just too damn close for the snake to open his mouth. not to mention a couple of those strikes went over the babys head.

    • russell34
      russell34 2007-05-11T12:45:10Z says:

      too close...what the hell are you? who died and made you cobra expert....last time i check I was..ever since i took the cobra tour and RENTED THE HEADPHONES....ASS!!

    • dik
      dik 2007-05-11T16:51:08Z says:

      too close??? to bite? riiight everyone knows that if u ever encounter a super pissed off cobra...get real close to him.. that way he cant hurt you.

    • $nake
      $nake 2007-05-11T18:32:59Z says:

      cdb whateverthefuck is a twat

    • cdbsr00
      cdbsr00 2007-05-11T20:43:12Z says:

      maybe a few of you need to watch it again. i stand by what i said.
      @russell take plantshit infected feet out of your ass and stfu.
      @dik i respect your opinion
      @$nake please swallow and brush before you speak to me. the smell of dog cum and cat ass on your breath is making me a tad queasy. you've been here what . . . about the same amount of time it takes for your mother to blow the prison guards so she can slip you the ky so it doesn't hurt when your gang raped. and you have the nerve to call me a twat. get a few more stripes and better insults then try again. here's a freebe for you: you cunt turd from a pustulus whore.

    • Borat
      Borat 2007-05-12T01:49:13Z says:

      Are you just joking around or something?

      I don't think the snake was too close, it seemed like the optimum distance for it to strike. How far do you think the snake can lunge??

    • cdbsr00
      cdbsr00 2007-05-12T02:51:15Z says:

      the snake still has to open its mouth to make an actual bite. if the snakes body has already made contact before the mouth is open then there is no bite. mouth has to be open and angled back exposing its fangs while it's in a forward motion in order to bite.

    • $nake
      $nake 2007-05-12T03:19:00Z says:

      cdbsrtwat. you are still a twat. btw i have been a regular muchosuckoer for approx 4 years. twat.

    • XxShadowFalconxX
      XxShadowFalconxX 2007-05-12T14:00:44Z says:

      cdbsr dont ya think the snake would have back off to get a good enough ranged to unleash his fangs. i got bit in the face by my ball python while i was tryin to make out wit it and it was only like an ich away.....this cobra had a least 8 inches of play. its deff defanged

    • cdbsr00
      cdbsr00 2007-05-12T17:47:02Z says:

      Xx constrictors don't have fangs. they can just strike but i know what your talking about and i see your point but i stand by what i said. i was bitten by a 5 ft retic python hurted like hell. left some pretty nice teeth marks on my arm though.

    • cdbsr00
      cdbsr00 2007-05-12T17:50:19Z says:

      and as for you $tupid. good for you 4 yrs. now go back to the jail and have a suckubration. cunt turd
      please brush when your done, the smell of nut is still on your breath.

  • JapanesePoo
    JapanesePoo 2007-05-11T14:19:09Z says:

    The kid rocks, the snake is just afraid, the parents need to be hung!!

    • bichofelix
      bichofelix 2007-05-11T14:44:59Z says:

      naw..beheaded

    • TiredGuy
      TiredGuy 2007-05-11T15:14:05Z says:

      The father may already be hung--we have no way of knowing. Oh...you mean "hanged".

  • HankChinaski
    HankChinaski 2007-05-11T15:37:55Z says:

    You'll shoot your eye out.

  • cainkane1
    cainkane1 2007-05-11T16:07:34Z says:

    This is bullshit. Poor baby.

    • dik
      dik 2007-05-11T16:52:19Z says:

      ya poor baby....poor baby cobra

  • AgentWorm
    AgentWorm 2007-05-11T17:55:43Z says:

    what...the...fuck

  • $nake
    $nake 2007-05-11T18:34:02Z says:

    this baby will grow up being able the de-head people without asking questions

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2007-05-18T02:15:05Z says:

      No, what the baby will do is have absolutely no fear of Cobras...he toddles out the back door when he's two...you can figure out the rest.

  • krantz
    krantz 2007-05-11T19:37:05Z says:

    why the hell they defanged the cobra? it could've helped mankind a lot -- one less nigger in the world, for christ sake!

    • cdbsr00
      cdbsr00 2007-05-11T20:46:23Z says:

      WOW too stupid to know the difference between indian and black.

    • krantz
      krantz 2007-05-11T22:06:31Z says:

      WOW too stupid to tell when someone is being sarcastic - go back to myspace, ninja.

  • Fletch03
    Fletch03 2007-05-11T21:06:41Z says:

    Terrorist training 101 how to look fear in the eyes
    They start them young

  • borracho5000
    borracho5000 2007-05-11T22:33:51Z says:

    kids and animals man......gives me such a boner. i totally broke my baby shaped flesh light watching this vid.

  • TwoSaints
    TwoSaints 2007-05-12T04:17:15Z says:

    You know whats really funny? My little brother saw this same video on myspace, and it became clear that the vast majority on that site aren't as gifted as all of us to find this humorous. they all came off as white trash idiots that couldn't comprehend that the snake was defanged, the "Infint" was in no danger, and that a cobra does NOT "Strangel" Its prey.

    • cdbsr00
      cdbsr00 2007-05-12T17:52:43Z says:

      it just seems kind of stupid to defang a snake when the venom is part of the digestion process. yes i know they grow back..

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2007-05-18T02:16:56Z says:

      So what if he was defanged? Don't Cobras spit venom too? Uh, isn't it possible that the snake could have struck hard enough to damage his eye?

    • dik
      dik 2007-05-18T02:22:49Z says:

      i think only some cobras spit. not sure though....and fuck ya i think its strikin hard enough to hurt his eye.Either way its a bizarre image

  • SlackFu
    SlackFu 2007-05-12T14:22:35Z says:

    it's mouth was sewn shut...

  • PirateSteve
    PirateSteve 2007-05-12T23:07:54Z says:

    Did the snake win? I hope the snake won.

  • ClaudeBallz
    ClaudeBallz 2007-05-18T02:17:39Z says:

    The baby's name is "Mongoose". He went on to a brilliant career in a gay fighter-pilot movie.

Mustang51PNA
posted May 11, 2007

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