Just beat the little fucker on the head with the tip of your dick and he stops fuckin around.
Don't do it after its born though or you'll get in trouble.
What? None of you fags have had kids? Pretty normal movement.
I thought it would be a good idea to put head phones on my wifes belly and play classical music. He 'fought back' in the womb. To this day he hates anything instrumental...
when my son was still in the womb he kicked so hard one day that it not only scared the hell outa his mom but i noticed from the other side of the room.
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now my son is just over 2 years old and loves kicking stuff, go figure haha
Babies are stupid. If you leave them out in the rain they will make no attempt to find shelter. I know this because I tried an experiment with my cousin.
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Where's Sigourney Weaver when you need her?
We'd better get back, 'cause it'll be dark soon, and they mostly come at night... mostly
And then they'll come out, and they'll come, and they're gonna GET US!!!!!!
Game over, Man! Lets put the girl in Charge. GAME OVER!
Damn, that li'll tyke needs to cut back on the Red Bull.
scariest vid ever
yeah, someday youll be a man and use your balls. till then i guess were stuck with you
Just beat the little fucker on the head with the tip of your dick and he stops fuckin around.
Don't do it after its born though or you'll get in trouble.
damn.. its too late.
Very disturbing...
Chuck Norris in the womb
nah he would have busted outa there like one of those alien chest busters
What? None of you fags have had kids? Pretty normal movement.
I thought it would be a good idea to put head phones on my wifes belly and play classical music. He 'fought back' in the womb. To this day he hates anything instrumental...
Another myth busted
and yes, none of the fags have had kids
when my son was still in the womb he kicked so hard one day that it not only scared the hell outa his mom but i noticed from the other side of the room.
.
now my son is just over 2 years old and loves kicking stuff, go figure haha
babies are stupid
but remarkably tasty if put on a bbq with a honey and sage marinade. Yummy!
jesus...that sounds delicious
i wonder if it's legal to eat your own third trimester aborted fetus
i used to have this baby...he crapped in a diaper man..like some kind of animal
What a cunt
If that's illeagal Dik, then the world has gone mad
Or you're going to jail.
Anyway, they taste better pan-fried in butter with garlic and cayenne pepper.
Babies are stupid. If you leave them out in the rain they will make no attempt to find shelter. I know this because I tried an experiment with my cousin.
babies think crying is cool..what a bunch of fags
So does Cruel.
Babies think that it's ok not to be able to drive. Freeloading wankers
and yet they still think boobies are great
hah i saw this vid about a year before i found mucho. you tube had a ton of these baby vids they are all pretty freaky.
would've been the perfect vid to have a scary/loud thing jump out at the end to scare the shit out of everyone
Makes me hungry.